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November 30, 2007

Demonwatch: Platypusses

Filed under: Demons,Perverts,Science,Sin,War on Christianity — Sisyphus @ 6:41 am

PlatypusI don’t know how often many of you think about platypusses in the course of a given day. Personally, I try not to. They make me shudder every time I do, like the hand of Evil itself swept across my soul. Platypuses are one of Satan’s minions on Earth. The species has no relation to God whatsoever. God makes no such junk. Platypusses are either varmints native to Hell, or are actually demons in animal guise. Even Darwinists can’t agree on the little critters, which is a very bad sign:

According to evolutionists, the oldest fossil platypus of the genus Ornithorhyncus is only 100,000 years old, but remains of similar species have been found species in Cretaceous formations, with an age estimate by evolutionists at 110 million years

Platypusses demonstrate their evil in a number of ways. It is very clear that their unnatural rodent ancestors had carnal relations with duck. It is equally clear that their duck ancestors had unnatural relations with rodents. Where Satan gave this unholy hybrid a special gift from his horde is in the back heel. Platypuses have poison spikes with which they can inflict an intense stinging pain on decent Christians who should happen to come near them. Like the serpent in the garden, platypusses tempt human women with their playful and comical appearance, then sting them into madness and damnation when they approach.

Platypusses are sexually depraved.  Despite the fact that they are rodents, they lay eggs like a duck.  Despite the fact that they’re ducks, they force their children to suckle at their teats.  Only a demon could conceive of such an absurd perversity.  Only a Darwinist could take pleasure in such a species. 

Something must be done about this plague, and soon. I’m very sure that President Brownback will do his part to euthanize every platypus in America once he enters the White House. Meanwhile, I think President Bush should call upon the Australian government and people to render these evil litte beasts extinct as soon as humanly possible. God will not suffer men and demons to share the world for much longer.

90 Comments »

  1. Platypii (platypusses is bad grammar) are the proof that the Maker had humor too.

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 7:02 am | Reply

  2. This would actually make a great scifi/horror movie:
    President brownback against The Infidel Creatures

    Buy the action figures NOW!!!

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 8:00 am | Reply

  3. Ok, now you’re definately just being stupid. What’s wrong, run out of people to kill so now you want to start on the animals. By the way, saying that they are from 100,000 to 110 million years old kinda goes against your claim that the earth is only 6000 years old doesn’t it?

    Don’t you think it’s about time you folks find an actual issue to write about instead of the constant stupid things that make no sense and are all lies anyway? Your claim that this site is not parody looks weaker all the time, no educated person on earth would agree with any of your posts here, so just admit it, that’s why you do it, just to put a bunch of lies on the web to get arguements started, some of the arguements are fun, and from time to time even a few good points are made (from the visitors, not the members of the site) but for the most part it’s just stupidity for the sake of being stupid. Even you don’t believe anything you say, but that’s the purpose of jokes and satire, to get people to laugh, and we do laugh at some of them, but please get away from the stupidity for the sake of being stupid. Even your dumbass flat earth stuff is better than calling a harmless creature the devils work. You are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for parody here.

    Comment by Arn — November 30, 2007 @ 8:01 am | Reply

  4. Comment by Arn

    Some one got out of bed on the wrong side today.

    Comment by larry — November 30, 2007 @ 9:26 am | Reply

  5. Maybe he just got bit by a platypus and is acting butthurt about it, like he always is. And your article would suggest that it only attacks Christians with its claws. i think we should bring one in to test you hypocrites. if you get sliced, God will take care of you. If not, then your charlatan veil will be lifted once and for all.

    it’ll be like the witch dunking test, only this time it’ll work.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — November 30, 2007 @ 9:33 am | Reply

  6. Larry: nope, didn’t get out of the wrong side of the bed, but I did write that before I had my first smoke (I’m sure all of you know what kind)

    But I’m feeling much better now.

    Comment by Arn — November 30, 2007 @ 10:01 am | Reply

  7. Comment on #3

    They are definately running out of topics, since many of their last posts were already repeat performances.

    Comment on #5

    That was the funniest thing that I ever read in a long time,
    you rule, EB!!!

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 10:07 am | Reply

  8. Uhhhhhhh ummmmmmm. This topic is just ummmmmmm stupid. Some people just have way too much time on their hands.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 30, 2007 @ 10:15 am | Reply

  9. “Even you don’t believe anything you say, but that’s the purpose of jokes and satire, to get people to laugh, and we do laugh at some of them, but please get away from the stupidity for the sake of being stupid. Even your dumbass flat earth stuff is better than calling a harmless creature the devils work. You are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for parody here.”

    What a bundle of lies. If I didn’t believe it, why would I say it? I’m a decent American, not a lying Helioleftist loon like you.

    Platypusses are demons incarnate. Destroying them is performing God’s work. It’s the truth. Deal with it.

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 30, 2007 @ 10:27 am | Reply

  10. “Platypusses are demons incarnate. Destroying them is performing God’s work. It’s the truth.”

    (Proof it Sixsixsixiphus.
    Where in the bible is it stated that these animals are satanic?)

    “a lying Helioleftist loon like you.”

    (You remain an insulting piece of space pollution, Slipperysus)

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 10:32 am | Reply

  11. “Platypusses are demons incarnate. Destroying them is performing God’s work. It’s the truth. Deal with it.”

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 30, 2007 @ 10:27 am

    Are you mentally challenged?

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 30, 2007 @ 10:34 am | Reply

  12. I have an answer that might suit us all…….Let Sixsixsixyphus personally trow all platipii from the edge of his flat planet, I might keep him busy for a while.
    We will give him a badge if he succeeds.

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 10:39 am | Reply

  13. *It might keep…

    oops

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 10:39 am | Reply

  14. question: Whats the name of an odd looking immensely self hating species?

    answer: A Sifyplatypus.

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 10:52 am | Reply

  15. Damn, now I really know how bad a “Darwinist” I am. The platypus has been my favorite animal since I was born. I guess that explains a lot about me.

    Comment by Rahein — November 30, 2007 @ 11:15 am | Reply

  16. Your Nazi President, Ron Paul, would no doubt euthanize the mentally challenged just like his buddy Hitler did. But no, Spacebrother, I am saner and smarter than you are.

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 30, 2007 @ 11:21 am | Reply

  17. A Female Platypus has no nipples it secretes milk from the skin in it’s abdomen – So “Forcing its young to suckle her teats” is also misinformation

    Comment by Oracle410 — November 30, 2007 @ 11:28 am | Reply

  18. “But no, Spacebrother, I am saner and smarter than you are.”

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 30, 2007 @ 11:21

    This is another joke, right?

    Comment by Arn — November 30, 2007 @ 11:30 am | Reply

  19. Moxom,

    Get a grip. Read the Bible.

    “A Female Platypus has no nipples it secretes milk from the skin in it’s abdomen – So “Forcing its young to suckle her teats” is also misinformation”

    Its entire belly is a breast. How depraved is that? It doesn’t get any stranger, folks.

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 30, 2007 @ 11:30 am | Reply

  20. “Damn, now I really know how bad a “Darwinist” I am. The platypus has been my favorite animal since I was born. I guess that explains a lot about me.”

    Indeed it does. Repent now, and save yourself.

    “This is another joke, right?”

    No.

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 30, 2007 @ 11:37 am | Reply

  21. I think I’m really too high to be doing this today,, I’m sorry Sisy but I can’t stop laughing long enough to get serious about this, so if any of my comments start to sound like jokes, they probably are.

    Comment by Arn — November 30, 2007 @ 11:42 am | Reply

  22. “Moxom,

    Get a grip. Read the Bible.”
    Comment by Sixsixsixiphus

    (read it too….there is nothing about any platypus in there)

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 12:09 pm | Reply

  23. Well, I did learn one thing from this post, and its that platypus have venom. I didn’t know that. But as far as the charge that the critter is hell spawn, I gotta say that I’d be a little more sympathetic to this notion if we were talking about mosquitoes or something.

    Comment by ChenZhen — November 30, 2007 @ 12:11 pm | Reply

  24. Sisyphus plopped out of a vagina at birth, now that is pure eeeeevil. How dare babies for coming from female sexual organs. Thats just sick and perverted. Worse yet, a penis was inserted into a vagina during an unholy perverse act that led to Sisyphus’ reign of unholy terror upon humanity. Evil……..eeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvillllllllllll.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 30, 2007 @ 12:24 pm | Reply

  25. pure eeeeeeevil…….

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 30, 2007 @ 12:25 pm | Reply

  26. Wow… ED has to hear about this one.

    Comment by Anonymous — November 30, 2007 @ 12:38 pm | Reply

  27. ROTFFLMFAO

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 30, 2007 @ 12:40 pm | Reply

  28. screw you you evil prick…

    Comment by frodo441 — November 30, 2007 @ 2:41 pm | Reply

  29. screw you you evil prick…

    Comment by frodo441 — November 30, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

    That Mr Eeeeeeeeeeevvvvvviiiiiilllll to you buddy.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 30, 2007 @ 3:43 pm | Reply

  30. Lasto lalaith nîn, Frodo,
    Garich i dhôl goll o Orch.

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 3:47 pm | Reply

  31. Another great science post, Sisyphus. You even taught ChenZhen something new, and, as we all know, he’s a pretty sharp guy.

    I had thought that Platypusses were as dead as the dodo, but I guess not. Our work is still not complete. It’s great that you were able to shine a spotlight on these strange furry, webfooted little demons. Now they cannot escape scrutiny.

    Well done, my friend.

    Comment by Psycheout — November 30, 2007 @ 4:17 pm | Reply

  32. “Ok, now you’re definately just being stupid. What’s wrong, run out of people to kill so now you want to start on the animals. By the way, saying that they are from 100,000 to 110 million years old kinda goes against your claim that the earth is only 6000 years old doesn’t it?”

    Looks like you aren’t so smart either, if you can’t spell ‘definitely’ right or deduct that he was talking about Darwinist disagreement.

    Its close relative, the echinda, is named after a furry known as ‘Knuckles the Echinda’. Every single animal in Australia is a criminal. Virgin kangaroos steal Bibles from Christians so that they can enact having a baby. Koalas sleep 18 hours a day, and the Lord hates slothfulness. The only good people in Australia are the Europeans that actually support the war: few, if any, now. Starting animal concentration camps should give the Nazis, like Spaceship, something to do they like that’s actually something that is moral. Once again, all of God’s sinning people have uses.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — November 30, 2007 @ 4:23 pm | Reply

  33. Oh, one more thing. It is significant that meat is the healthiest food group according to the Atkins diet, rather than the stupid ‘Pyramid’ the FDA Islamists are promoting.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — November 30, 2007 @ 4:25 pm | Reply

  34. KKKorkkker has a platypus fetish, he likes Suckle the giant chest teet.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 30, 2007 @ 4:30 pm | Reply

  35. “likes to”

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 30, 2007 @ 4:30 pm | Reply

  36. “Starting animal concentration camps should give the Nazis, like Spaceship, something to do they like that’s actually something that is moral”

    Since you think that concentration camps are “moral” you hereby just prove that YOU are the nazi on this blog, Bob.
    If you want other decent people (like Spacebrother) to fulfill your sick desires I guess you are at the wrong address.

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 4:36 pm | Reply

  37. “KKKorkkker has a platypus fetish, he likes Suckle the giant chest teet.”

    True, he is a platinazificatorist.

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 4:37 pm | Reply

  38. Cats are the most evil creatures. Why else would female genitals be named after them?

    Comment by Roy Ubu — November 30, 2007 @ 4:38 pm | Reply

  39. “Cats are the most evil creatures. Why else would female genitals be named after them?

    Comment by Roy Ubu ”

    Whats wrong with female genitals??? I love everything about a woman, including their genitals.

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 4:41 pm | Reply

  40. We were given dominion over the animals, Jim (Genesis 1:28). Even the Moderate and Liberal Christians agree with this statement.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — November 30, 2007 @ 4:43 pm | Reply

  41. Its close relative, the echinda, is named after a furry known as ‘Knuckles the Echinda’.

    That’s interesting, Bob. I might have to look into this. Furries certainly are demons.

    I’m not sure what you mean there, Roy. But then I’m not sure I want to….

    Comment by Psycheout — November 30, 2007 @ 4:43 pm | Reply

  42. Who’s the Ron Paul supporter, Spacebrat?

    Sonic the Hedgehog is a sinful little [lady parts] that arose in videogame competition. Good Christian games like Bible Adventures (1981) are all the video games that should be allowed to exist.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — November 30, 2007 @ 4:47 pm | Reply

  43. “True, he is a platinazificatorist.”

    Comment by Moxom — November 30, 2007 @ 4:37 pm

    That is hilarious. I busted out laughing with that one.

    KKKorkkker the platinazificatorist. ROTFFLMFAO

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 30, 2007 @ 6:29 pm | Reply

  44. Wow, you have officially lost all touch with reality. Platypi are NOT tools of the Devil!!

    That’s Regis’s job…

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — November 30, 2007 @ 8:06 pm | Reply

  45. We were given dominion over the animals, Jim (Genesis 1:28). Even the Moderate and Liberal Christians agree with this statement.

    Comment by Bob_Corker

    But you guys just said they weren’t animals, you said they were demons…

    Comment by TrogdortheEnlightened — November 30, 2007 @ 8:09 pm | Reply

  46. “Its close relative, the echinda, is named after a furry known as ‘Knuckles the Echinda’. Every single animal in Australia is a criminal. Virgin kangaroos steal Bibles from Christians so that they can enact having a baby. Koalas sleep 18 hours a day, and the Lord hates slothfulness.”

    That’s an excellent point, Bob!

    “Starting animal concentration camps should give the Nazis, like Spaceship, something to do they like that’s actually something that is moral. Once again, all of God’s sinning people have uses.”

    Mostly as cannon fodder.

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 30, 2007 @ 8:17 pm | Reply

  47. All of gods sinning people have uses, mostly as cannon fodder, while those without sin seem to be completely useless for anything, well, except maybe they could be used to give citations to all of the animal criminals in Australia, God knows their court system is overloaded with animal theives, and now all of the kangaroos are losing their virginity in prison and screaming in pain, which is waking up the koalas and making them sin on people who are unfortunate enough to walk under their eucalyptus trees, with dangerous filthy creatures like that around its no wonder Quantas Airlines went under.

    Comment by Arn — November 30, 2007 @ 9:01 pm | Reply

  48. oops, I meant down under

    Comment by Arn — November 30, 2007 @ 9:06 pm | Reply

  49. Since this is the humor thread….
    what’s the difference between a republican and an old cheese?
    (answer: the amount of smelly holes)

    (to be honest, a cheese may have less smelly holes, I might almost say “blessed are the cheesemakers, but then I would be a biblequote twister just like KKKorKKKer and co)

    Comment by Moxom — December 1, 2007 @ 5:48 am | Reply

  50. Thanks for the laugh this morning

    Comment by loopyloo350 — December 1, 2007 @ 10:48 am | Reply

  51. I still think your an evil prick…

    Comment by frodo441 — December 1, 2007 @ 1:49 pm | Reply

  52. “I still think your an evil prick…”

    Go complain to Gandalf

    Comment by Photonic — December 1, 2007 @ 2:30 pm | Reply

  53. I have a question for anyone. Frodo441 has posted two comments, one said “screw you, you evil prick” the other says “I still think you’re an evil prick” Does anyone from either side of this conversation have the slightest idea who he is talking to? It doesn’t seem to be the least bit related to anything anyone else has said.

    Comment by Arn — December 1, 2007 @ 2:41 pm | Reply

  54. Apparently Frodo thinks someone is an “evil prick” who ought to in some way be “screwed.”

    I hope that clears things up.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 1, 2007 @ 2:51 pm | Reply

  55. He must be referring to Sauron…..maybe the War of the Ring finally did his mind in…..
    I will call Aragorn immediately

    Comment by Moxom — December 1, 2007 @ 3:01 pm | Reply

  56. oh my god, how stupid do I look now, I didn’t even make the Frodo connection till I saw it without the 441.

    Comment by Arn — December 1, 2007 @ 3:27 pm | Reply

  57. “Let Sixsixsixyphus personally throw all platipii from the edge of his flat planet. It might keep him busy for a while.
    We will give him a badge if he succeeds.”
    This gave me a hearty chuckle. Thanks, Moxom.

    I’m not even going to respond to Corkey’s allegations related to Sonic and Knuckles, since everyone who has half a brain knows the truth about his BS. However, I will respond to his allegations of demonic animals in Australia:
    1) Calling animals evil is useless, because animals do not have souls, according to your religion. A soul is needed to understand good and evil.
    2) If you have documented evidence of a kangaroo stealing a Bible, I’d like you to post it.
    3) God made the animals, right? Why would he make animals that he found sinful? Deliberately making creatures that will burn in Hell as a result of their nature is cruel, and not the sort of thing I’d expect from an allegedly loving Creator.

    “We were given dominion over the animals(Genesis 1:28).” Thanks for at least citing your Bible correctly when quoting, Corkey. A definite step in the right direction.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 1, 2007 @ 3:53 pm | Reply

  58. Actually, I find it rather funny that just by writing this article Sisy just called the Bible a liar. Good going Sisy.

    Comment by Arn — December 2, 2007 @ 9:43 am | Reply

  59. It is amazing that just because you do not have the intelligence to understand all of the mysteries of this planet, let alone the universe, you call the things that you don’t understand evil.
    Do you know how many cultures and languages and how much knowledge that we have lost forever because of short-sighted, narrow-minded haters like yourself.
    Someone does not have to be a white-skinned, north european christian to be civilized. And when you judge like that you are going against the Bible….judge not least you be judged by the same measure.
    It takes a courageous and faithful person to accept that they do not know all things without condemning those things just to alleviate their bedtime nightmares.

    Comment by 1faceinthecrowd — December 2, 2007 @ 10:15 am | Reply

  60. And to see what the creationists really think of the platypus Click here: The platypus , here you will find that those who support creationism and the Bible call the platypus one of the most amazing of God’s creations. (remember this is from Answers magazine and that is the Bible-affirming, creation-based magazine from Answers in Genesis.)

    Perhaps these folks would like to take that arguement to them.

    Comment by Arn — December 2, 2007 @ 11:35 am | Reply

  61. http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v8/i3/platypus.asp

    I tried embedding that link, apparently it didn’t work, I’m just not good with computers no matter how hard I try. So this is the url to the page I just tried to link to above.

    Comment by Arn — December 2, 2007 @ 11:39 am | Reply

  62. Answering Genesis: On Platypii
    there ya go, i think

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 2, 2007 @ 2:32 pm | Reply

  63. Thanks EB, this is weird, I followed the directions they gave in their rules for embedding links and it didn’t work, then I typed the url and posted it and it became a link all by itself, sometimes these computer things scare me.

    Comment by Arn — December 2, 2007 @ 2:40 pm | Reply

  64. Funny blog, buddy.

    They are ugly though…

    Comment by maorimedia — December 2, 2007 @ 2:46 pm | Reply

  65. Animals are’nt evil because they don’t share the the evolutionary gift of reasoning like humans. Animals eat, sleep, [go potty] and survive.

    Evil is derived purely from human nature. Theres no magical mysterious fanatical religiously derived diety that created it, it is human nature for greed and corruption that is where true evil is seeded from. The worlds most corrupt and evil people are ultra conservative religious fanatics who serve the dollar disguising it as Jesus, Mohammed, Allah or GW Bush and his KKKorkkker KKKoolade brigade.

    [Ed Note: Try to sneak profanity in here one more time and you will be given a time out, if not be permanently banned. I’m totally serious.]

    Comment by spacebrother — December 2, 2007 @ 6:13 pm | Reply

  66. What’s going on here? Did you folks change your mind because we are right? Or are you still trying to figure out how to argue your point without contradicting one of your favorite Christian sourses, Answers in Genesis?

    Or are you just going to ignore this thread from now on because you have no idea what to say now?
    Such a pitiful little group you are.

    Comment by Arn — December 4, 2007 @ 9:03 am | Reply

  67. [Ed Note: Try to sneak profanity in here one more time and you will be given a time out, if not be permanently banned. I’m totally serious.]

    I did’nt type a cuss, I substituted the letter “I” with an exclamation point “!”. Technically it was 3 consonant’s with a puntuation substituted for a vowel.

    I guess censorship is you’re thing. My how you hate America, the Bill of Rights and the Constitution.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 4, 2007 @ 10:52 am | Reply

  68. […] Kyoto, it’s apparently time to take care of our other big problem – the demon that is the platypus, according to one blogger. This has got to be a spoof blog, right? They’re a big screwed up, […]

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  69. [Ed Note: Try to sneak profanity in here one more time and you will be given a time out, if not be permanently banned. I’m totally serious.]

    https://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/its-all-clintons-fault/#comment-50747

    Blatant hypocracy.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 4, 2007 @ 6:03 pm | Reply

  70. Please specify what you’re whining about, Spambother.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 4, 2007 @ 7:01 pm | Reply

  71. I’m still waiting for Sisy to come back here and tell us who is lying here, him, the bible or Answers in Genesis.

    What’s the matter Sisy? Got your tongue stuck in your eye tooth and can’t see what you’re saying?

    Comment by Arn — December 4, 2007 @ 7:35 pm | Reply

  72. “We were given dominion over the animals, Jim (Genesis 1:28). Even the Moderate and Liberal Christians agree with this statement.”

    Yes, but we are meant to be kind and benevolent rulers over nature, not bloodthirsty tyrants. By calling for the destruction of a creature that never did anyone any harm, you’re just incurring the wrath of God.

    God made platypi along with all the other creatures, Sissy. And I don’t know what crazy Bible you’ve been reading, but I remember being taught that God doesn’t make mistakes.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — December 4, 2007 @ 10:41 pm | Reply

  73. No. Platypii are demons in disguise. I saw one platypus in the zoo morph into a zookeeper, and he walked over to the microwave and put his hand in it. He turned into Lysol when he withdrew his hand. This is clear evidence that platypii are demons, because Lysol is a base, and the further away from vinegar on the P.H. scale one is, the more demonic one is. Human beings are, fortunately, a relatively mundane 7.0.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — December 4, 2007 @ 10:46 pm | Reply

  74. Just one more time. By calling platypi evil you are calling both the Bible and your friends at Answers in Genesis liars. But I see Corker is dumb enough to stick with that claim even after you folks lost the arguement.
    How about you Sisy? Any comment?

    Comment by Arn — December 5, 2007 @ 4:54 am | Reply

  75. The article stands on its own, Ann. And if you’re calling my co-blogger and good friend a sissy, I’m going to have to ask you to step outside.

    Comment by Psycheout — December 5, 2007 @ 5:14 am | Reply

  76. “I saw one platypus in the zoo morph into a zookeeper, and he walked over to the microwave and put his hand in it. He turned into Lysol when he withdrew his hand.”
    By Bob KKKorKKKer

    Wow, far out Bob, Groovy!!!
    (Fun aside, sue your dealer!!!)

    Comment by Moxom — December 5, 2007 @ 5:30 am | Reply

  77. obviously the article stands on its own. It has nothing to back it up. It calls the bible a liar (the bible says God made all animals, not all except the ones you think are evil) and it calls your good friends at Answers in Genesis liars, (their site calls them one of the most wonderful of God’s creations) However, I have been to their site a few times, they make more sense than you and actually do believe in the bible, instead of using it to try and prove lies like you folks do. Today I am going to write to the moderators there and just ask them to read this and give you their opinion on the evils of the platypus. You folks seem to like them and their opinions, let’s see if the feelings are mutual after they read this.

    And read corky’s last comment,,, you still think I’m the one with a drug problem?

    And I didn’t call Sisy a sissy, it’s short for his name (or the one he uses here anyway) but you still call me Ann, this is his post so how come he wont come back here and tell us who lied, him, the bible or Answers in Genesis, actually, it must be him, the bible and AIG are in agreement with each other. But anyway, hopefully we will hear from AIG later today after I ask them to come over here and give their thoughts on this thread. That’s typical for you guys though, get proven wrong then disappear.

    And finally, if we stepped outside as you suggested, you wouldn’t be in any condition to step back in afterwards. But as always, you know where I live, I wont stoop to your level and make threats like your supporters do, but if you ever care to follow through on any, I’ll be here.

    Comment by Arn — December 5, 2007 @ 6:00 am | Reply

  78. “No. Platypii are demons in disguise. I saw one platypus in the zoo morph into a zookeeper, and he walked over to the microwave and put his hand in it. He turned into Lysol when he withdrew his hand. This is clear evidence that platypii are demons, because Lysol is a base, and the further away from vinegar on the P.H. scale one is, the more demonic one is. Human beings are, fortunately, a relatively mundane 7.0.”
    ಠ_ಠ
    What just happened here?

    Comment by Elephant Bones — December 5, 2007 @ 7:44 am | Reply

  79. “No. Platypii are demons in disguise. I saw one platypus in the zoo morph into a zookeeper, and he walked over to the microwave and put his hand in it. He turned into Lysol when he withdrew his hand. This is clear evidence that platypii are demons, because Lysol is a base, and the further away from vinegar on the P.H. scale one is, the more demonic one is. Human beings are, fortunately, a relatively mundane 7.0.”

    Wow, were you just pulling words out of thin air and randomly stringing them together for laughs, or were psychoactive substances involved?

    Either way, the water I was just drinking has just been forcefully introduced to my monitor. Thanks for the laugh!🙂

    Comment by L — December 5, 2007 @ 10:35 pm | Reply

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  81. Well, it is now obvious that Sisy is a chicken. he’s been proven wrong and a liar so he convieniently disappears from the thread, guess this one is over since he’s not coming back to defend himself again.
    But that’s ok, he’s still lying in the other threads, he may have been proven wrong here, but there’s lots of things for him to lie about yet, and that’s all he does.

    Comment by Arn — December 8, 2007 @ 5:08 pm | Reply

  82. You do realize no one takes you seriously, right?

    Comment by Bob — December 8, 2007 @ 7:56 pm | Reply

  83. “Well, it is now obvious that Sisy is a chicken. he’s been proven wrong and a liar so he convieniently disappears from the thread, guess this one is over since he’s not coming back to defend himself again.
    But that’s ok, he’s still lying in the other threads, he may have been proven wrong here, but there’s lots of things for him to lie about yet, and that’s all he does.”

    Comment by Arn

    Hey, man, don’t give up now–I’d hate to think that at 22, I’m already rendering men twice my age speechless!😄

    Comment by L — December 8, 2007 @ 10:22 pm | Reply

  84. This is the greatest site ever. I’ve been looking, nay, dreaming of a genuine anti-platypus group for years. The little buggers are smarter than they look, I heard they steal children

    Comment by Rua MacTírean — December 13, 2007 @ 8:59 am | Reply

  85. This is just . . . just ridiculous. I don’t know if I should cry with laughter or have a heart attack laughing.

    Do you have any proof that these things are demons? Are you even sure God told you? Be careful, because if you are wrong, you are calling part of God’s Creation demonic, and would be saying God made this evil. That is almost blasphemy.

    Besides, it’s too blody ridiculous? What next? The War on Koalas? Steve Irwin a Nephilim?

    Please, please, get real.

    Comment by Felis — December 26, 2007 @ 12:12 am | Reply

  86. Felis,

    You should pray to the Lord that Platypusses don’t steal your soul. Only He can protect you and you had better show that you are ready for God’s help.

    Fast for 30 days, sleep on cactuses and read the bible out loud.

    Comment by Marty McPain — December 26, 2007 @ 11:24 am | Reply

  87. Of course, Rev. McPain.

    By the way, is this site meant to be a satire site like Shelley the Republican, or is this insanity real?

    Comment by Felis — December 27, 2007 @ 11:07 pm | Reply

  88. It’s satire Felis, but they will never admit to it.Even the insane are not that insane. They’re just a bunch of jerks looking for stupid things to fight about online, it does get a lot of people on here to tell them how stupid they are though, and that’s all they want, their success or failure depends on how you look at it. They fail 100% of the time to prove anything they claim, but they succeed in getting people pissed by thier refusal to accept any sort of truth or common sense.

    in other words, they’re trolls.

    Comment by Arn — January 3, 2008 @ 9:11 pm | Reply

  89. come on back and dispute that comment Sisy,, you chickened out on this one too soon and too easy.

    Comment by Arn — January 3, 2008 @ 9:44 pm | Reply

  90. Platypusses*… are demons?
    HAHA! This is on par with “Care Bears are the source of all evil”! Fantastic.
    Just on the off chance that there might be someone who actually thinks this is true – this includes the author – first of all, it doesn’t mean anything that there are two different dates for the approximate age of them. The former age was based on one piece of evidence, then more was found and it had to be revised. Science can change its mind. It’s what it does. It examines evidence, figures out information based on that evidence, then revises the information when new evidence comes to light. Furthermore, platypuses are demonstrably related to echidnas, and there is evidence for both that they trace right back to before reptiles and mammals were clearly defined as they are today – thus their ambiguity.

    *It’s ambiguous what is the correct plural. I know that platypii is apparently a bastardisation of Latin, and the dictionary says platypuses is the plural.

    Comment by Serpentine — March 31, 2008 @ 8:03 am | Reply


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