The quality of the writing skills of our commenters, especially the liberal and perverted critics who come here to rant, utilizing incomprehensible spelling and atrocious grammar, is dragging our blog down. At right is what we consider to be the median (average Joe) in the vast pool (or toilet bowl) of our dissenting commenters.
To put it kindly, they’re dribbling morons. Just read a few of their incomprehensible and horribly misspelled rants and try to find the coherent thought. It’s harder than solving a trick puzzle in an advanced copy of Where’s Waldo in which the striped-shirted, hat-wearing fellow is completely absent. One simply cannot find it.
When I read some of the comments from those who rail against us, I just shake my head. Do these people stand upright? Do they have opposable thumbs? Do their brains somehow detach and wander off on their own? Are their remaining brains stored in jars? I don’t know how Sam (our moderator) can deal with you folk. Honestly. You guys belong in a zoo. Do you sleep on straw and roll around in your own filth? Do you stand on four legs or two? Seriously.
We would appreciate very much if commenters would at least familiarize themselves with basic middle school (junior high) vocabulary and grammatical skills. It’s not asking that much, is it? If you were born in a barn, have no teeth, never read an entire book (esp The King James Bible), can’t think of anything to write but leftist talking points, please don’t bother.
It wasn’t always this way. B4B had a bright beginning and a shining potential for the future. What with Sisyphus’ popular science posts and Psycheout’s compelling political reporting, B4B was at the summit of intellectual endeavor, the pinnacle of editorial and relevant commentary, a sparkling jewel in the crowded and polluted blogosphere. The stage was set for vibrant and thoughtful discussion.
And then along came the evolutionists, the global warming zealots, the videogame junkies, the furries, the feminazis, the perverts, the atheists, the secular humanists, the hordes of brainwashed, braindead, liberal hippie pondscum traitors with diarrhea of the mouth and vacancy of the brain to vomit their vile, dyspeptic, moronic, rancorous, perverse filth here in our comment threads day after day after day.
The mongol hordes seem to think they’re winning something by pooping their filth here every day. Well, it would seem that while they are winning no arguments, they are certainly succeeding in dumbing down the quality of the once vibrant discourse that was engaged in here.
Here’s what B4B is rated now (go ahead, try it for yourself), thanks to the idiocy of you braindead morons who track in here to only to complain and spew nonsense (especially those amazingly thick 4 chan folk, also known as lamers):
And I can see where this is headed. Now that we’ve got adult babies and other sick perverts joining the anime-liberal-videogame-homo-commie alliance, our rating is going to drop right into the sewer.
Small wonder that day after day I see this same comment:
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article, but it sounds interesting.
That’s your average liberal trying to be polite, I guess. Saying nothing while revealing everything. I keep deleting it, hoping the mindless, unthinking zombies that keep posting it will just go away. But they keep coming back.
B4B Voter’s Guide (A Primer)
See Hillary run. See Hillary hate. She hates America? Why? Hillary is a feminazi. Hillary is a traitor.
Run, Hillary, run. Run home, Hillary. You smell. Scrub, scrub, scrub. It won’t wash. Spin, spin, spin. It won’t fly.
Poor Hillary! Poor America.
See Jane. Jane is smart. Smart, smart, smart. She wrote in “Sam.” Sam he is, not Sam I am. Jane is a smart voter. Vote, Jane, vote.
She wrote “B-r-o-w-n-b-a-c-k.” She wrote it herself. She wrote with great care. See how neatly she writes! She wrote it on her ballot. Good for you Jane. Jane is no liberal. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Jane is a conservative. Smart, smart, smart.
Jane loves America. Love, love, love. So should you. That’s why she votes. Her husband votes too. Vote, vote, vote. He taught Jane how.
Now run home, Jane. Run, Jane, run. Time to cook dinner. Dick will be home soon. Cook, cook, cook. Good girl, Jane. Life is good. So is dessert.
And still one of you ‘tards will pipe in and say:
Very interesting. I want to hear more.
I couldn’t understand it, but it sounds interesting.
I don’t know, it just sounds like a crazy idea for me!
Seriously people, learn yourself some education, get in some book learning and think before you dribble off at the mouth and embarrass yourselves and us. The question I really want answered is: is our commenters learning?
Review: For those of you who didn’t understand all those big words the first time, here is a quick review: Past, Present, Future, and Primer. Now wipe off the drool and try to leave a comment that contains a series of words that are spelled correctly, follow the basic rules of grammar, and make sense as a whole. Be sure to actually read it before you press submit. If it bored you to tears or made no sense whatsoever or contained leftist talking points, do not press that button.