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November 13, 2007

America’s Musicians Are Not Dying Quickly Enough

American Musician's GraveI am forced to listen to a great deal of radio music in my workplaces. One common element throughout the modern music I hear, apart from its appalling themes and utter lack of quality, is the dearth of death among its degenerate composers and performers.

This lack of demise troubles me immensely. I’m subjected to endless songs about fornication, drug addiction, atheism, and alcohol abuse. Yet those who perpetrate these crimes against humanity do not suffer for their actions. Many of them have even lived into their thirties.

At least in the 1960s, the deviants who destroyed our nation’s moral fibre largely had the decency to allow themselves to be consumed in their own maelstrom. Jim Morrison, Jim Hendrix, Janice Joplin, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain– the list of sinful musicians answering for their sins in their youths goes on and on. Some died from their drugs, some from suicide or Divine Vengeance. The point is, they died, most of them in well-deserved agony, cursing their own sinful lives as God sent them to their eternal reward for their misdeeds.

Today’s musicians defy Heaven for longer. By remaining alive, they set a poor example for our nation’s youth. How can one discourage one’s children from fornicating and taking drugs, when prominent examples of those doing so live on well into their fifties? These dogs haven’t the decency to pay for their crimes in their youths, when they might at least be able to plead youthful folly as an excuse; instead, they linger on, decade after decade, contributing check after check to the Democrat Party, NARAL, and NAMBLA, sowing the seeds of further sin and embelishing those already committed.

Surely none can count it a mercy to allow such filth to continue to draw breath. The real question is, what is one to do about it? Obviously, President Bush- for all his many virtues- is not the man to cope with this crisis. President Brownback will face a serious challenge culling the chaff from the wheat in the American entertainment industry. All-star performers like Ted Nugent and Toby Keith must emerge from the crucible stronger than ever; filth like Jay-Z, the Rolling Stones, and Beyonce must face serious punishments.

I wouldn’t rule out Guantanamo, if President Brownback is feeling clement; but more likely, the retribution for the “music” spawned by this filth will have to be far more severe. In any case, President Brownback will take the appropriate measures. These degenerate hedonists who masquerade themselves as “artists” are in for a rude awakening come January 2009.

54 Comments »

  1. We won’t die soon enough cause people like YOU inspire us to write songs.
    Happy little songs, that will outlive you.

    Siphillisiphus stomp:

    Lets have some fun,
    with a bible and a gun
    kill for peace its easy
    bitter peace is cheesy
    la di da di da

    I do not fornicate, I got a man parts the size of a football
    They call me 666Sisiphus, and and i have a constant carnival

    tra la la

    (greetings,Jim)

    Comment by Sisyphus_is_Satans_Whore — November 13, 2007 @ 2:35 pm | Reply

  2. I agree Sisyphus, the sinfulness of these “musical” hoodlums is disgusting. They should humbly accept God’s judgment instead of acting like rebellious children and constantly defy them. I blame Keith Richards (that Rolling Stones character) for this horrible state of affairs.

    People just are too proud now to have Jesus in their hearts.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — November 13, 2007 @ 2:59 pm | Reply

  3. Take heart, Sisyphus. Sin Kills.

    And I think you made a minor error, shouldn’t it be “Today’s musicians defy Hell for longer?” After all, that’s where they’re going.

    As to the Rolling Stones, it’s hard to understand how they’re still alive. They probably sold their soul and their talent to the devil decades ago, just to live a long and sinful life.

    Comment by Psycheout — November 13, 2007 @ 3:08 pm | Reply

  4. This lack of demise troubles me immensely. I’m subjected to endless songs about fornication, drug addiction, atheism, and alcohol abuse.
    You need to have them turn the country and western stations off. They all sin(g) the same tune

    Comment by larry — November 13, 2007 @ 3:50 pm | Reply

  5. “We won’t die soon enough cause people like YOU inspire us to write songs.”

    Don’t worry. Your time will come.

    “People just are too proud now to have Jesus in their hearts.”

    There shall be a reckoning. God will grant us justice.

    “And I think you made a minor error, shouldn’t it be “Today’s musicians defy Hell for longer?” After all, that’s where they’re going.”

    True, but the point is that they can’t go there fast enough for me. Twenty more minutes of their nonsense is too much for me. Impatience is one of my great character flaws, Psycheout.

    “You need to have them turn the country and western stations off. They all sin(g) the same tune”

    At work, I have no choice. My coworkers would rather go to Hell than praise God. I argue with them in vain.

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 13, 2007 @ 4:05 pm | Reply

  6. Long live rock and roll…..yeahhh

    and Aerosmith too

    Jim

    Comment by Sisyphus_is_Satans_Whore — November 13, 2007 @ 7:43 pm | Reply

  7. “Don’t worry. Your time will come.” Comment by Sisyphus

    So will yours, only you are dead already, you just don’t realize that you have no life 666SisiphuSS.

    Greetings to you and your coffin Sissy,

    Jim

    Comment by Sisyphus_is_Satans_Whore — November 13, 2007 @ 7:46 pm | Reply

  8. I think the responsibility for these sick parasites stems from the outgrowth of jazz musicians and orchestra. Woodwinds are certainly the instruments of Satan, as you noted, but I think that any instrument other than a trumpet should be banned (although severe punishments reaped only to the flutes). We need to assemble the best Christian Trumpeters in America, or on a good day the world, and have them participate in a siege around the Capitol. With these trumpeters marching around the Capitol, just as Moses’ trumpeters did Jericho, the immortality associated with Democrat Congresses will crumble and be replaced with real Christian, anti-woodwind and anti-‘rock-n-roll’ music! Since musicians are suckers for stifling competition, I think this may actually work. The Lord shall answer us once again!

    Comment by Bob_Corker — November 13, 2007 @ 11:41 pm | Reply

  9. I don’t really understand how the music these people write is guaranteeing them a trip to hell?- as long as it isnt “satanic” music
    If its because of the lifestyle they lead-sex, drugs etc, ok i understand your viewpoint
    BUT! shouldn’t they be grouped with other Adulterers etc, you are singling them out because they are famous, all you are really doing is making them more famous, is that what you really want?

    and wheres the logic behind woodwinds being the instruments of the devil? im just curious

    Comment by Soc. Libertarian (t) — November 14, 2007 @ 2:33 am | Reply

  10. Bob Corker, you’re right on the money as always.

    Soc. Lib., please read the woodwind post. The Bible explicitly associates woodwinds with Satan. As for the rest of your comment, the lyrics of the “music” are just as sinful as the lifestyles of the “musicians.” Either one would earn them a trip to the Inferno.

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 14, 2007 @ 8:40 am | Reply

  11. Bob Corker @ We need to assemble the best Christian Trumpeters in America, or on a good day the world, and have them participate in a siege around the Capitol. With these trumpeters marching around the Capitol, just as Moses’ trumpeters did Jericho, the immortality associated with Democrat Congresses will crumble and be replaced with real Christian, anti-woodwind and anti-’rock-n-roll’ music! Since musicians are suckers for stifling competition, I think this may actually work. The Lord shall answer us once again!

    That is a beautiful and Godly idea Bob. I am sure that Jesus would smile up it if we Christian did that.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — November 14, 2007 @ 10:34 am | Reply

  12. “All-star performers like Ted Nugent and Toby Keith must emerge from the crucible stronger than ever;”

    Nugent is on record bragging about having sex with 14 year old girls when he was in his 30s and 40s.

    Why am I not suprised that SixsixsixSisyphus promotes pedophilia and idolises pedophiles?

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 14, 2007 @ 10:49 am | Reply

  13. “I agree Sisyphus, the sinfulness of these “musical” hoodlums is disgusting. They should humbly accept God’s judgment instead of acting like rebellious children and constantly defy them. I blame Keith Richards (that Rolling Stones character) for this horrible state of affairs.

    People just are too proud now to have Jesus in their hearts.”

    Comment by BJ Tabor — November 13, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

    Thats comical coming from Hellboy.

    BJ’s goin’ to Hell
    BJ’s goin’ to Hell
    na na na na na na

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 14, 2007 @ 10:52 am | Reply

  14. “Take heart, Sisyphus. Sin Kills.

    And I think you made a minor error, shouldn’t it be “Today’s musicians defy Hell for longer?” After all, that’s where they’re going.

    As to the Rolling Stones, it’s hard to understand how they’re still alive. They probably sold their soul and their talent to the devil decades ago, just to live a long and sinful life.”

    Comment by Psycheout — November 13, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

    If sin kills, then Psykkkeout has been dead since birth.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 14, 2007 @ 10:55 am | Reply

  15. “I think the responsibility for these sick parasites stems from the outgrowth of jazz musicians and orchestra. Woodwinds are certainly the instruments of Satan, as you noted, but I think that any instrument other than a trumpet should be banned (although severe punishments reaped only to the flutes). We need to assemble the best Christian Trumpeters in America, or on a good day the world, and have them participate in a siege around the Capitol. With these trumpeters marching around the Capitol, just as Moses’ trumpeters did Jericho, the immortality associated with Democrat Congresses will crumble and be replaced with real Christian, anti-woodwind and anti-’rock-n-roll’ music! Since musicians are suckers for stifling competition, I think this may actually work. The Lord shall answer us once again!”

    Comment by Bob_Corker — November 13, 2007 @ 11

    Bob_KKKorKKKer, another supporter and practitioner of pedophilia.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 14, 2007 @ 10:58 am | Reply

  16. Sieg Heil, Spacebrother!

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 14, 2007 @ 11:31 am | Reply

  17. “Sieg Heil, Spacebrother!”

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 14, 2007 @ 11:31 am

    I knew you were a nazi all along SixsixsixSisyphus.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 14, 2007 @ 12:08 pm | Reply

  18. “At least in the 1960s, the deviants who destroyed our nation’s moral fibre largely had the decency to allow themselves to be consumed in their own maelstrom. Jim Morrison, Jim Hendrix, Janice Joplin, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain- the list of sinful musicians answering for their sins in their youths goes on and on. Some died from their drugs, some from suicide or Divine Vengeance. The point is, they died, most of them in well-deserved agony, cursing their own sinful lives as God sent them to their eternal reward for their misdeeds.”
    —————-
    I wasn’t going to lower myself to the level of actually responding to such a stupid post, but what the hell, first off, not a single one of those people died in the sixties, plus Tupac and Cobain weren’t even performing in the sixties, so they don’t belong in that list at all. John Lennon was murdered in 1980 (murder is always in God’s plan, isn’t it?)by a coward who shot him in the back as he left his apartment. But I can understand how you folks would want to rid the world of such an evil person that would write such evil, nasty, violent songs as “Imagine” “Give peace a chance” and “All you need is Love”.
    And when are you going to get off of this damn “President Brownback” kick? The guy is out, dropped, not in the running, Garfield the cartoon cat has a better chance of getting elected than Brownback has.
    What you need to do is just go back to that other post “Proof that this site is not a parody” and admit it. Because if it isn’t, then you are the joke and which would you prefer people think, that you are taking part in a joke, or that you are a joke?

    Comment by Arn Lewis — November 14, 2007 @ 1:00 pm | Reply

  19. Arn @And when are you going to get off of this damn “President Brownback” kick? The guy is out, dropped, not in the running,

    Nonsense. Brownback will win in a landslide write in election in 2009. Jesus has chosen Sam and all the RHINOs and DEMONcrats in the world can’t stop him from becoming President.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — November 14, 2007 @ 1:22 pm | Reply

  20. Jesus has chosen Sam and all the RHINOs and DEMONcrats in the world can’t stop him from becoming President.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — November 14, 2007 @ 1:22

    I have plenty of rocks in case you go looking for one to hide under after the election.

    And who told you that Jesus chose him? Jesus himself?
    You really do need to take your meds and give your mind a break, thinking is not one of your strong points.

    Comment by Arn Lewis — November 14, 2007 @ 1:33 pm | Reply

  21. oh wait, you said in 2009, so he is going to wait until after the 2008 vote then run on his own in 2009, clever idea.

    Comment by Arn Lewis — November 14, 2007 @ 1:34 pm | Reply

  22. These bums today spend half their lives in rehab so they can live their sinful lives in health when they’re out.

    Comment by dadaclu — November 14, 2007 @ 2:12 pm | Reply

  23. Dadaclu @ These bums today spend half their lives in rehab so they can live their sinful lives in health when they’re out.

    Yes, that’s medical science for you; man arrogant attempt to undermine the will of God.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — November 14, 2007 @ 2:28 pm | Reply

  24. Okay, your lack of any research into this topic is made immediately plain by your gross mispelling of Janis.
    I started out actually agreeing with you, the music that is popular today does not usually involve any sort of talent. But wishing for death of others? It is a sin and immoral, you silly boy.
    I would like to point out something that you have said, something about Ted Nugent being an all star performer needing to emerge from the crucible, and far less sinful than other artists. Well I happen to have aon my person a copy of the May 1982 Hustler magazine, a publication which I happened across once and kept mostly for the novelty and the reference toward the alternate side of another era, much the same reason i have a collection of Saturday Evening Posts. Anyway, if one were to pick up a copy of this particular issue (I’m sure eBay has some copies cheap), one would find listed in the table of contents an article and interview of one Ted Nugent. This article included quotes from the performer such as, “My idea of heavenly bliss is six legs wrapped around me,” and “Ted’s not happy tonight, why isn’t Ted happy? I won’t have time to eat out all that fine pussy out there.” The crowd is reported to have “gone bananas” at that last remark. In fact, the cover declares, “A rock and roll king discusses drugs, violence, and sex with groupies.” Crucible indeed.
    Really, I cannot fathom why a troll would go for that artist as an example of crucible material. I mean, I know trolls don’t do research amnd merely type to enrage, did you just pick him because so many people hate Ted Nugent? That is the closest that I can figure… really man, that is far out.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 14, 2007 @ 6:42 pm | Reply

  25. Hahaha, you are a TROLL! Blatant Simpsons quote! Hahahaha, oh man, amazing. We all know that the Simpsons are amazingly unpatriotic and sinful, but here you are putting a quote from it as a subject for your blog! I am so glad that you people don’t honestly believe this tripe.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 14, 2007 @ 6:58 pm | Reply

  26. I personally believe that listening to music is like eating candy–if you want to enjoy it, you have to get rid of the (w)rappers first.

    [Ed Note: Zing! Not bad.]

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — November 14, 2007 @ 8:06 pm | Reply

  27. I personally believe that listening to music is like eating candy–if you want to enjoy it, you have to get rid of the (w)rappers first.
    Thank you True Christian, I think that you made my night.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 14, 2007 @ 8:47 pm | Reply

  28. Since the topic is music/musicians, I really couldn’t say it any better myself than my favorite band of all time could. here is a “portait” of Sisypus, Psychout, et. al, courtesy of the band Rush, via their song “Witch Hunt”.

    The night is black
    Without a moon
    The air is thick and still
    The vigilantes gather on
    The lonely torch lit hill

    Features distorted in the flickering light
    The faces are twisted and grotesque
    Silent and stern in the sweltering night
    The mob moves like demons possessed
    Quiet in conscience, calm in their right
    Confident their ways are best

    The righteous rise
    With burning eyes
    Of hatred and ill-will
    Madmen fed on fear and lies
    To beat and burn and kill

    They say there are strangers who threaten us
    In our immigrants and infidels
    They say there is strangeness too dangerous
    In our theaters and bookstore shelves
    That those who know what’s best for us
    Must rise and save us from ourselves

    Quick to judge
    Quick to anger
    Slow to understand
    Ignorance and prejudice
    And fear walk hand in hand…

    p.s.: They have been around for over 30 years now, and DO NOT use drugs!

    Comment by indyandy — November 14, 2007 @ 11:14 pm | Reply

  29. “I knew you were a nazi all along SixsixsixSisyphus.”

    I was referring to you, Space cadet.

    “In fact, the cover declares, “A rock and roll king discusses drugs, violence, and sex with groupies.” Crucible indeed.”

    Those remarks were taken out of context. Also, 25 years is a long time for repentance and improvement. I’m unimpressed by your point. Ted Nugent has shown himself to be a fine, decent, upstanding Republican American. The follies of his youth are forgiven by the wisdom of his older years.

    “Hahaha, you are a TROLL! Blatant Simpsons quote! Hahahaha, oh man, amazing. We all know that the Simpsons are amazingly unpatriotic and sinful, but here you are putting a quote from it as a subject for your blog! I am so glad that you people don’t honestly believe this tripe.”

    Excuse me? Could you tell me what you’re talking about, or is this some kind of an inside joke?

    Comment by Sisyphus — November 15, 2007 @ 7:28 am | Reply

  30. “I was referring to you, Space cadet.”

    Comment by SixsixsixSisyphus — November 15, 2007 @ 7:28 am

    The old I know you are but what am I shtick. Weak and pwned.

    A couple of Ted Nugent quotes…….

    – He is also not a fan of the Roman Catholic Church. “They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they’re passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers’ donation?”

    “You see that gut pile?” he added, pointing to a large hole that served as a maggot-infested dumping ground for animal innards. “That’s my f-ing church.”

    http://www.tednugent.com/hunting/news/2005/default.aspx?PostID=187

    Ted Nugent’s an Atheist.

    [Ed Note: Please observe the commenting rules.]

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 15, 2007 @ 10:14 am | Reply

  31. “The follies of his youth are forgiven by the wisdom of his older years.”

    ————
    But that couldn’t possibly happen for any of the others could it? Of course not, you want them to die first. Don’t save the sinners, kill them.

    Comment by Arn Lewis — November 15, 2007 @ 10:56 am | Reply

  32. Arn Lewis @ But that couldn’t possibly happen for any of the others could it? Of course not, you want them to die first. Don’t save the sinners, kill them.

    Arn, we want the sinners to repent. However these sinners have Heaven’s judgment against them so dying is part of their repentance. If Jesus wanted you to die Arn wouldn’t you do it? I know I am ready to die the minute Jesus tells me to. I even have my favorite gun picket out for it.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — November 15, 2007 @ 11:07 am | Reply

  33. Prepared to commit suicide for Jesus, now that’s dedication!

    Comment by Arn Lewis — November 15, 2007 @ 12:17 pm | Reply

  34. “…..we want the sinners to repent. However these sinners have Heaven’s judgment against them so dying is part of their repentance. If Jesus wanted you to die Arn wouldn’t you do it? I know I am ready to die the minute Jesus tells me to. I even have my favorite gun picket out for it.”

    Comment by BJ Tabor — November 15, 2007 @ 11:07 am

    Well you’re in luck BJ. Jesus wants you to kill yourself now. Just make sure you do it right the first time.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 15, 2007 @ 1:07 pm | Reply

  35. “I even have my favorite gun picket out for it.”
    BJ Tabor

    Thats the difference between us and you:

    You have a hate gun
    We have a love gun
    Cause it is more fun

    (what are you gonna shoot anyway, there is only a vacuum between your ears?)

    Comment by Jim — November 15, 2007 @ 1:11 pm | Reply

  36. I swear I keep commenting on this blog and not seeing what I’ve typed.
    Either way,m the Simpsons quote is at the top, posibly it has been repeated by some right winger, I do not know. Either way, the phrase “cheese eating surrender monkeys” as it appears on my screen, was said by one Willie the Groundskeeper in an episode of the Simpsons in which said angry Scotsman was put in the position of teaching a French class.
    And Ted Nugent has not proven himself to be “fine, upstanding” etcetera, just that he has political views that you fellows favor. His means of conveying such are crude, rude, and decidedly not based in a strong Christian faith. His music is about sex, and will be heard by the youth to whom you say it is okay to listen to this man. Consider that. Their poor little easily swayed minds are in danger.

    [Ed Note: Sorry, Armand. Where have you been for the past decade? Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys predates the Simpsons. I was wondering what you were babbling about.]

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 15, 2007 @ 9:15 pm | Reply

  37. “Sorry, Armand. Where have you been for the past decade?”
    I died in 1642.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 16, 2007 @ 12:10 am | Reply

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    Comment by Epic Fail Guy — November 16, 2007 @ 1:38 am | Reply

  39. Dude. WHAT?! This is a crisis of Governmental proportions? How is this something that the “virtuous” Mr. Bush should take of? What could he really do about this “crisis”? What should be done? Should we make them go to church? Thats just dumb. Then, if an atheist was pres, then you could be made to NOT attend church. Should we make them take more drugs and drink more, so they O.D. sooner? Carrying LSD on you is an equivalent for manslaughter, isn’t it? Even if it isn’t, then these rock stars basically get assisted suicide, ie; euthanasia AND their “crimes against humanity” (see; doing drugs and drinking) are simply being assisted by the government. Or they could all be sentenced to death for being vain, sinning rock stars.

    Crisis my holy-fucking-God-loving-sacred-individualism dude.

    Comment by Anonymous — November 16, 2007 @ 2:19 am | Reply

  40. A couple of Ted Nugent quotes…….

    – He is also not a fan of the Roman Catholic Church. “They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they’re passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers’ donation?”

    “You see that gut pile?” he added, pointing to a large hole that served as a maggot-infested dumping ground for animal innards. “That’s my f-ing church.”

    http://www.tednugent.com/hunting/news/2005/default.aspx?PostID=187

    Ted Nugent’s an Atheist.

    “[Ed Note: Please observe the commenting rules.]”

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 15, 2007 @ 10:14 am

    I merely posted an accurate quote from Mister Nugent proving he’s a Pedophile and an Atheist, but you far right wacko’s love him even more for that.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 16, 2007 @ 11:00 am | Reply

  41. Conservative Nintendo DS Bashing Site Revealed as Ultra Subtle Parody

    [Ed Note: Posting the same comment in several threads with a non-embedded link to your website is spam. Read the darn rules! And the headline in that post is 100% misleading, dummy.]

    Comment by Himmler — November 16, 2007 @ 11:14 am | Reply

  42. How can you say you’re Christian when you want people to die? =|

    Comment by boo — November 17, 2007 @ 2:25 pm | Reply

  43. [Ed Note: Sorry, Armand. Where have you been for the past decade? Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys predates the Simpsons. I was wondering what you were babbling about.]
    Actually, i just now used the amazing powers of the internet to check this, and we are both right. All sources so far agree that whilst the phrase originated in the 1995v episode of the Simpsons “Round Springfield” under the exact circumstances which I described, it later became popularized as a term describing the French as used by many apparently Simpsons watching conservatives, especially at the beginning stages of the “war on terror”.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 18, 2007 @ 5:06 pm | Reply

  44. Is this website a spoof????

    Comment by Soledad — November 28, 2007 @ 12:13 pm | Reply

  45. Sadly, no. These people are serious.

    Comment by L — December 8, 2007 @ 11:22 am | Reply

  46. Huckabee is an American musician. I guess Sisyphus wishes him dead.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 13, 2007 @ 12:38 pm | Reply

  47. You’re a musician too, Spacebro. Come to think of it, so am I. Oh well,, no biggie, they would like to see us dead anyway,,lol

    Comment by Arn — December 13, 2007 @ 1:01 pm | Reply

  48. Yep. lol.

    Comment by Spacebrother — December 13, 2007 @ 1:39 pm | Reply

  49. […] coin is that they have ten times as many stupid goofballs mouthing off at any given time. Witness this blog link is a prime example of the crap I really make a point of avoiding. If you have a low tolerance for […]

    Pingback by Phi Blog » Blog Archive » Happy(?) New Year! — January 2, 2008 @ 2:43 pm | Reply

  50. This is sarcastic… right? You’re not that much of a dumbass, are you?

    Comment by JPD — February 19, 2008 @ 10:14 pm | Reply

  51. This is sarcastic… right? You’re not that much of a dumbass, are you?

    Satire or not– yes, the staff of this site are exactly that stupid.

    Comment by Dio Brando — February 20, 2008 @ 12:58 am | Reply

  52. I’m all for American (c)rap artists dying, but don’t be talkin smack about my Hendrix.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — February 20, 2008 @ 1:27 am | Reply

  53. ALL GOOD CHRISTIANS GO STRAIGHT TO HELL! See ya there! =)

    YOU FUCKING NAZIS!

    Comment by Hello my name is JACK OFF JILL =) — February 24, 2008 @ 6:50 pm | Reply

  54. Yeah, I heard CdChief.com did Jay-z’s Cd.

    Comment by Dave Price — March 13, 2008 @ 2:15 pm | Reply


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