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November 10, 2007

Nintendo DS Followup

Nintendo DSI cannot believe the incredible positive response to our investigative report on the sinful “touching is goodNintendo DS. The torrent of parents who sent us email has demonstrated that, like with the Aqua Dots toy, many good, decent parents were hoodwinked. For that I cannot fault them. They are trying to do a difficult job in a sinful world.

Here’s an excerpt from one parent’s email:

Susie’s mother was an inspiration to me. I snapped our Nintendo DS in half too. Now it’s garbage as well. Billy won’t be a target of pedophiles anymore. I feel so liberated!

Thank you B4B, for exposing the truth!

Touching Is GoodAnd another:

I saw some kid in the mall the other day playing one of these games. I ripped it from his hands and broke it in two. Before he could start crying, I made for the exit. It was exhilarating! That was my good deed for the day!

And there are many other such testimonials. It warms my heart that we at B4B were able to do such a good thing as to expose this perversion to the general public and parents everywhere. Snaps are being heard across the nation, thanks to concerned parents everywhere and our diligent readers.

Nintendo DS - Pedo GamesAs a follow up to the initial article that exposed the DS menace, I wanted to alert still skeptical parents to the real purpose of this device: pedo games.

The question that skeptical parents must be asking themselves right now is: is this the type of “game” I want my Jimmy or Janie to be playing?

The answer is obvious: a resounding no! The other question is: why is Japan trying to pervert our children into believing that “loli sex” is a good thing? Good question. Perhaps they are still bitter about losing World War II. Or perhaps they are simply perverts. They export dangerous anime to the United States as well as perverted games. Why is this?

Nintendo DS - Touching Is BadAnd here’s one final image of a typical DS game. It cannot be shown here without being censored. This is a family friendly site after all. So, parents, it’s time you took this into your own hands. Do like Susie’s mother did. Snap that offending device in two. You’ll be glad you did.

Thanks, as always, for your attention to this important issue. G-d bless you all.

Related: See also this post on Video Game Perversion. It will shock you.

Update: Nintendo DS: Imagine Babies. Imagine sickness.

Update 2: Proof of pedochat in action:

My friend and I once drew a guy getting impaled through the face with a penis over pictochat, if that counts.

Hmmm thats a good point. Depends on how old your friend is.

 

He about two years younger than I, but his little sister came on while we were doing so and started screaming and crying.

What do you have to say now, naysayers?

Update 3: It’s never too late to say no.  Would you buy your child a game called Touch Dic?  Me neither!

— Psycheout

118 Comments »

  1. […] 7: There is now a brief follow up to this post.  Thanks for all the positive emails.  We really appreciate it.  Thanks to all the […]

    Pingback by Early Christmas Alert: Nintendo DS « Blogs 4 Brownback — November 10, 2007 @ 9:40 pm | Reply

  2. …..where is your article telling people to destroy their TV´s because porno movies exist?

    Do I smell hypocrisy?

    Comment by PG — November 11, 2007 @ 4:58 am | Reply

  3. Ezekiel 23: 19-20

    Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.

    I trust you will soon be telling people to destroy their bibles?

    Comment by Salmo — November 11, 2007 @ 10:56 am | Reply

  4. Stop attacking the Japanese! This is just racism! And besides, these types of games don’t even make up half of the games on the Nintendo DS. And I’d really agree with the above comment. There is sex in the bible. And there is no way to shield children from the world. It’s always going to be there. So shut up already!

    Comment by Jiyu-chan — November 11, 2007 @ 3:11 pm | Reply

  5. Question: Will you be giving up on this boycott in about a few months like what happens with most boycotts?

    Out of curiosity, are you going to be doing an expose on the dangers of the internet via computers anytime soon? Last I checked, there was quite a bit of stuff on the internet that was quite a bit worse than anything on a Nintendo DS game.

    Comment by eric — November 12, 2007 @ 12:44 am | Reply

  6. Ah yes, I found one. Sick Sad World

    Anyways, I didn’t notice any calls to smash computers with mallets or anything of the sort because of those few isolated cases. Of course, I did notice similar things to that with the Nintendo DS, the article on Anime, or well, just about anything other than that. But it does seem curious that the things that you are into (like the internet a la this blog) don’t seem to have the negative attachments to it, but those things that you’re not into, do have those calls. So, if you don’t mind me asking, why are you not calling for destroying the things you are into, like bible (Salmo’s quotation does seem rather explicit) or the internet, but those things that you are not into, like video games or anime, be destroyed?

    Comment by eric — November 12, 2007 @ 1:31 am | Reply

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    Dear Mr. Salmo,

    You are playing the stereotypical part of a heathenistic liberal by quoting the Bible out of context. If you actually read a Bible you would know that the people of Judah had become so morally corrupt in their worship of false idols that these strong words had to be used to snap them out of it. A completely hypothetical example in your secular world might be when a man is so addicted to football and stares at the TV all day Saturday that a woman needs to stand in front of the TV and expose her breasts in order to get his attention long enough to get him to take out the trash.

    Of course there are parts of the Bible that should not be read by children until they are ready. It’s the parents job to monitor and protect their children from these things. But, ultimately, the Bible is an instruction book for living a life washed in the blood of Jesus Christ our Savior. Nintendo is a false idol. That is a huge difference.

    A Married Lady

    Comment by amarriedlady — November 12, 2007 @ 7:49 am | Reply

  8. No, Nintendo is a video game company.

    Comment by Salmo — November 12, 2007 @ 3:03 pm | Reply

  9. ROM WHAR?

    also lol christfags

    Comment by Desu — November 13, 2007 @ 10:01 pm | Reply

  10. “I saw some kid in the mall the other day playing one of these games. I ripped it from his hands and broke it in two. Before he could start crying, I made for the exit. It was exhilarating! That was my good deed for the day!”
    That’s called vandalism.

    Comment by Peddington Bear — November 13, 2007 @ 10:05 pm | Reply

  11. You sicken me. I’m a devoted Christian and go to church every weekend. Breaking a child’s Game Boy for one game? That won’t be released in the US and yet you dignify your wasted money because of a few games? Why are you on the computer? The computer has sinful images, why don’t you break that? I believe in God and Christ as my savior but, you forgot one thing, the Bible teaches kindness. So, before you let a few low life people make a sleaze game, look at yourself. You can’t hide behind the Bible for your horrible acts. God knows that.

    [Ed Note: Why are you talking about Game Boy? Please try to comment sober in the future. Thanks.]

    Comment by Kyle — November 13, 2007 @ 10:14 pm | Reply

  12. you guys are retarded, its an image viewer set to display a flash game from the internet. no such game exists. you people know nothing.

    Comment by Rick Roll — November 13, 2007 @ 10:18 pm | Reply

  13. you dumb. DS prints money

    Comment by Rick Roll — November 13, 2007 @ 10:20 pm | Reply

  14. I’m going to buy 500 of these and distribute them to schools around the state.

    Stop me niggers.

    =D

    Comment by Anonymous — November 13, 2007 @ 10:20 pm | Reply

  15. this is pretty poopy, the last two pics are fan made, and the last one is photoshopped (no poo). and if you don’t know what that means, get the heck outside.

    do you think there’s any chance that game will come to american. loving no. and i highly doubt kids today that have the access and knowledge to play japanese games or give a rat’s bottom about it. and if someone did buy it, at least they’re darned smart enough to know that one single game isn’t going to destroy their hecking vaules. you can play worse. gosh darn all you meanie over religious bastards never really do anything but bitch and whine instead of checking for accuracy.

    hell why not promote PSPs? we can promote Manhunt and GTA to little kids cant we?

    god’s work my bottom.

    [Ed Note: Watch your language, punk.]

    Comment by You guys are poopyheads — November 13, 2007 @ 10:25 pm | Reply

  16. [Ed Note: Why are you talking about Game Boy? Please try to comment sober in the future. Thanks.]

    oh poop, he said game boy instead of the DS, he must be drunk! how ridiculous.

    Comment by christfaggot — November 13, 2007 @ 10:28 pm | Reply

  17. OMG WHERE CAN I GET THOSE GAMES? I MUST HAVE THOSE!!!

    Comment by A 40 year-old pedophile. — November 13, 2007 @ 10:33 pm | Reply

  18. [Ed Note: Why are you talking about Game Boy? Please try to comment sober in the future. Thanks.]

    Oh poopy pants, he’s drunk because he got gameboy and the DS switched up. Does it really matter? Retards

    [Ed Note: Accuracy always matters at B4B.]

    Comment by Rick Roll — November 13, 2007 @ 10:37 pm | Reply

  19. [Ed Note: Watch your language, punk.]

    “bitch and whine”

    Comment by nochrist — November 13, 2007 @ 10:39 pm | Reply

  20. DUDE those kind of games are ONLY IN JAPAN STOP THIS STUPID CRAP it will never make it here in U.S it’s up to the parents to keep track of there kids if they got hold of one oh well its there fault. Stop attacking japanese for those type of games geezs its the parents at fault NOT THEM!!!!!!!poeple like you make me sick going after games that NOT EVEN GOING TO MAKE IT HERE IN U.S that would be like them attacking us for stupid stuff.

    Comment by DIDIDOIT — November 13, 2007 @ 10:48 pm | Reply

  21. Quote: I saw some kid in the mall the other day playing one of these games. I ripped it from his hands and broke it in two. Before he could start crying, I made for the exit. It was exhilarating! That was my good deed for the day!

    So you’re encouraging vandalism and robbery? That’s just fantastic. Yes, I too hope of going around and freely taking toys from random children and breaking them because I do not feel they should be playing them. I never even thought to just run to the exit without having to face any consequences. That’s just Brilliant.

    Quote: Accuracy always matters at B4B

    Then why are you posting images that were never released by Nintendo. As mentioned, those are Photoshopped images of a Flash game and the first pic is Ron Jeremy with some text super-imposed over the image. You’re actually trying to convince people that the image was actually released by Nintendo.

    In short, we have another case of someone making generalized observations against something that is popular in the media to create sensationalism and controversy for personal gain. Well done, sir. Well done.

    Comment by ajguy — November 13, 2007 @ 10:55 pm | Reply

  22. You don’t seem to mention that the DS only communicates through Pictochat to up to 30 feet. We have a DS here at home. And I let our 7 year old daughter play it as well as our 3 year old son. But we as parents also use the DS and are aware of it’s capabilities.

    Stop blaming a video game machine for perveted minds, and start blaming those with the perverted minds.

    [Ed Note: Watch the news report in the original post, to which this is a follow up. 30 feet is a lie.]

    Comment by Stewart Quade — November 13, 2007 @ 10:59 pm | Reply

    • 30 feet is a lie? What are you talking about! You’re right, it’s not exactly 30 feet, it’s 60 feet at MAXIMUM!

      Comment by Little Professor — August 12, 2010 @ 5:49 pm | Reply

  23. RATHER THAN LOOKING AT THE GAMES THE CHILDREN ASK FOR WE SHOULD BREAK ALL DS AND DS LITES, AMIRITE?

    Comment by Anonymous — November 13, 2007 @ 11:12 pm | Reply

  24. Is this a joke?

    “Proof That This Site Is Not a Parody”
    Oh. I see I’m not the first to wonder. This clearly is a well-done parody site… I hope.
    If not, my faith in the 2-party system is severely shaken. I thought it was only the liberals who write up ridiculously unfair and one-sided viewpoints like these, but I suppose the socons do too.

    “And here’s one final image of a typical DS game.” “[Ed Note: Accuracy always matters at B4B.]”
    Yeah. Clearly not. A simple glance at the wall of DS titles at EBgames or Wal-mart reveals that you’ll never find a game like that without travelling to some hole-in-the-wall store in Japan. Accuracy matters here? Ha.

    This is either a great parody site or a terribly unconvincing political site.

    Comment by Ok No — November 13, 2007 @ 11:12 pm | Reply

  25. It’s good to see good christians like yourselves taking the high ground and vandalizing a childs property.

    Comment by TF — November 13, 2007 @ 11:22 pm | Reply

  26. 7/10
    Trolling went to far, increase accuracy of statements next time.

    Comment by FOE — November 13, 2007 @ 11:26 pm | Reply

  27. Well, it seems to me that you have some very, very mixed up beliefs. I am very good friends with a priest, and I asked him about these articles. He does not agree with what you are saying, and says that it is the parent’s responsibility to monitor what their children are doing. Wow! What a surprise! The thing that everyone is saying has been confirmed by a priest! There is no legal way for a child to obtain one of these games (even if there was, they are only in Japan), and If your child does the illegal act of getting this game, you might havw something bigger to be worried about. What some people are saying, is that the images are photoshopped, and that they are from a website. This is also true. You are promoting a hypocritical lifestyle, and are being a very bigoted person towards the Japanese. Our country has shows depicting rape, sex, killing, and larceny; why does this make us different than foreing countries? The fact is, it doesn’t. I have noticed that the editor of this article only replies to the comments that don’t really elaborate, and are not lengthy, why is this? Please respond to this comment in another of your overly-religious ways.

    Sincerely,
    Jack Valbren

    [Ed Note: Get a second opinion. Sincerely, Sam Brown.]

    Comment by MIT Professor — November 13, 2007 @ 11:30 pm | Reply

  28. *I have edited this post with additional information.*

    Well, it seems to me that you have some very, very mixed up beliefs. I am very good friends with a priest, and I asked him about these articles. He does not agree with what you are saying, and says that it is the parent’s responsibility to monitor what their children are doing. Wow! What a surprise! The thing that everyone is saying has been confirmed by a priest! There is no legal way for a child to obtain one of these games (even if there was, they are only in Japan), and If your child does the illegal act of getting this game, you might havw something bigger to be worried about. What some people are saying, is that the images are photoshopped, and that they are from a website. This is also true. You are promoting a hypocritical lifestyle, and are being a very bigoted person towards the Japanese. Our country has shows depicting rape, sex, killing, and larceny; why does this make us different than foreing countries? The fact is, it doesn’t. After reading the previous article, I noticed immediately that you said the range of the Nintendo DS’ Pictochat was, If I am remembering correctly, three hundred feet. I bought each of my central family a Nintendo DS, and none of them have a range of more than forty feet, and the only way we could achieve this was by going outside and standing directly opposite from eachother with no obstructions. Even then, our connection quality was on the lowest of the three levels. I have noticed that the editor of this article only replies to the comments that don’t really elaborate, and are not lengthy, why is this? Please respond to this comment in another of your overly-religious ways.

    Sincerely,
    Jack Valbren

    [Ed Note: Find another priest. And if you’re Noam Chomsky, Osama bin Laden’s favorite, just go away.]

    Comment by MIT Professor — November 13, 2007 @ 11:37 pm | Reply

  29. This is like talking to a little boy behind the curtain of anonymity. They can barely defend them selfs, lacking evidence, research, and common sense.
    I really hope this site is parody.

    Comment by anonymous — November 14, 2007 @ 12:07 am | Reply

  30. [Ed Note: Watch the news report in the original post, to which this is a follow up. 30 feet is a lie.]

    you have connect to a Wifi internet thing to have a range of over 30feet, its too complicated for a child to work out how to obtain on their own. They wouldnt be in that vulnerable situation in the first place unless their parents put them in there directly. Assuming they did somehow purchase an expensive WiFi adaptor, and log on to their parents computer and set up a wireless network, it would be easy to detect that they had done it.

    As far as chat rooms go the Pictochat function is no more dangerous than a regular internet chatroom/blog, they should be taught proper safety–
    “Stranger Danger!” -does anyone remember that? its just common sense
    (although this site seems to be lacking)
    Neglectful Parents should not blame their shortcomings on a company.

    also

    “I saw some kid in the mall the other day playing one of these games. I ripped it from his hands and broke it in two. Before he could start crying, I made for the exit. It was exhilarating! That was my good deed for the day!”

    –I commend you for your war against media mediums which may deliver pornography to children, but you have to prioritize. The internet and Television should probably go first, soooo unless you just get off on making children sad i suggest you start proving your ideology and get a lobby going!
    No TV or Computer for people under 18! good luck

    Comment by Soc. Libertarian (t) — November 14, 2007 @ 2:26 am | Reply

  31. My,my,what a shame…

    First,you gave a bad name to Christian:you broke the 7th commandment for ‘stealing’ a stranger kid’s DS and rip it into two as if it was yours. Do i need to mention you also broke the 10th commandment? And then you say you’re doing this for the sake of you religion!? You big HIPPO!!!

    Second,you badmouthed Japan,Nintendo and Anime&Manga. You’re just the same like those narrow minded racists. You think they’re so horrible for being perverted? No offense but to tell you the truth other countries legalized prostitution,airing porn movies on free tv channels and stuffs. At least Japan laws enforced their ‘legalized’ pornographies to have those ‘parts’ censored,unlike other countries.

    It’s funny how most un-open minded parents complained that “AnimeManga is childish and un-matured” when they see their grown up children watching Anime on TV but when they found out the violences and fanservices that are equal or ‘greater’ than any Hollywood Movies;they ended up thinking that “Anime is Evil”.

    Third,you gave the world of Technological & Digital a huge shame for being ignorant to the existence of Photoshop. Just because you saw some bizzare photoshopped pictures,it doesn’t mean they’re 100% true. If i sent a photoshopped picture of you slept a gay muscular guy,would you think that someone sneaked into your room late at night,let that muscleman lying beside you and quickly snapped a photo?

    Fourth,you made yourself looks and sounds like an idiot. Other than just being so narrow-minded for not knowing what really happened in this world nowadays,you idiotically boast like a true Christian hero. Sure,i love and respect my religion but if i see a hypocrite,great-religious-wannabe guy being pissy about medias and modern trends,i’m not hesitate to punch him on the face. Those guys have no difference compared to those terrorist that proclaimed that they kill for the sake of their religion.

    Oh another thing,LOLIcon is great and it’s different from CP(which sucks)!!!!

    Comment by Kurop0n — November 14, 2007 @ 6:09 am | Reply

  32. I dare you to steal my DS and break it. If I’m in a good mood, I’d probably just my demand money for it, if not, I’ll be at mall security/on the phone with 911 about a theft in progress.

    Besides, why would your child have this game in the first place. (The answer would be it’s your own fault)
    Second, you have no right to say what other people should and should not be doing. You are not the law, not the police, not God.

    Comment by lalala — November 14, 2007 @ 7:12 am | Reply

  33. Hentai ftw, freakers.

    Comment by Winnerszz — November 14, 2007 @ 7:31 am | Reply

  34. sauce for pics #3 and #4, plox!
    i want that game NAO!

    back on topic. why would big us n let some company release that kind of game (wich doens’t exist by the way) on us territory? even nintendo japan doesn’t have any game of that kind, unfortunatly.
    i know you’ve never played a ds, or even know nintendo, but nintendo is considered the gaming company for everyone, especially kids releasing hentai games would be the last thing nintendo would think about.
    and as far as i know, kids don’t play porn games. most of american kids waste their time playing stupid shooting/war games. japanese kids play interactive novels, puzzle games, rhythm games, etc. thats why they are faaar ahead of americans, they can read.
    and did you know pictochat won’t work unless you turn it on? and you cant play games while on it? i’ve never seen any kid around here using that thing, no one actually do, and the range it has is really limited, its around 10 meters, internet can reach the whole world, so you should worry more about crashing you computer into two instead of a ds, most pedo attacks over the internet.
    and you fail for not recognizing a photoshopped image, oh do you know what is photoshop, btw? maybe paint? the latter you should know.
    and before i go, theres a game called imagine babies or something for the ds on the usa, can i use as a fapping material? the babies look delicious.
    please, have a little more respect for the others, and don’t let your kids screw with your culture. as most of the world sees usa as a good/bad example.
    and sorry for the bad english, as i am (thanks god) not american.

    Comment by anonymous — November 14, 2007 @ 11:15 am | Reply

  35. […] Games — Psycheout @ 2:42 pm Tags: Imagine Babies, Nintendo DS, pedo games And yet another pedo game for the “touching is good” pedochat Nintendo DS.  It’s shocking that filth like […]

    Pingback by Nintendo DS: Imagine Babies « Blogs 4 Brownback — November 14, 2007 @ 2:43 pm | Reply

  36. Hey jerk, nice of you to encourage criminal activities!!!
    Breaking property is illegal and just as wrong as playing pedophile games.
    You dont know anything, so before you make a complete fol of yourself anymore read this: http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070209.jpg

    ANONYMOUS WILL NOT FORGET!

    Comment by Anon e mouse — November 14, 2007 @ 2:53 pm | Reply

  37. Why don’t you take a seat over there….

    Comment by Chris Hansen — November 14, 2007 @ 2:54 pm | Reply

  38. I will masturbate to anything that has boobies, what can I say? Does that make me a sinner? Maybe so, maybe no. Either way, it’s my rod, I’ll beat it however I see fit. Another thing. How exactly is a sexual predator going to attack your child over a handheld, wi-fi video game system? Before screaming to Jesus and the news about how horrible the world is, use a little bit of common sense. Oh yeah, pre-marital sex is awesome. So is masturbation. These are things that Jesus loves dearly.

    Comment by Ching chong — November 14, 2007 @ 2:56 pm | Reply

  39. Why don’t you get your children Lego Star Wars 2? absolutely 100% harmless. let’s see, what else does my little brother play… how about pokemon? no pedophiles here! phoenix wright could also work, and it’s promotes logical deduction, something you are in desperate need of. i don’t even buy DS games that are Teen or higher, as they normally suck when they’re not for all ages.

    [Ed Note: I will let your comments through when you are borderline sensible, like this. When you post pages and pages of nonsense or link to porn sites, your comment will not appear. Consider this a partial ban. You will be rewarded for good behavior and deleted for bad. Why aren’t liberals housebroken as children?]

    Comment by Angry Guy — November 14, 2007 @ 3:51 pm | Reply

  40. IS DAT SUM LOLI?

    Comment by Pedobear — November 14, 2007 @ 4:11 pm | Reply

  41. sup /b/?

    [Ed Note: Word /y/.]

    Comment by anonymous — November 14, 2007 @ 5:13 pm | Reply

  42. shame on you, you hide loli and you say this. tsk tsk.

    Comment by Pedobear's friend — November 14, 2007 @ 6:44 pm | Reply

  43. “[Ed Note: Word /y/.]”

    If you were unfortunate enough to know what /y/ means on 4chan (ewwwww!!!) you wouldn’t have said that. If you do know what /y/ means, you need to stop actively seeking out smut. I’d suggest the Bible, but since it contains genocide, incest, prostitution, extreme violence, and eye-gouging (and that’s just the Old Testament!) you may find it a bit too vulgar for your tastes.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — November 14, 2007 @ 8:21 pm | Reply

  44. @a TRUE Christian
    my favorite place!

    Comment by Peddington Bear — November 14, 2007 @ 10:27 pm | Reply

  45. RULES 1 AND 2, TRUE CHRISTIAN! 1 AND 2!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — November 14, 2007 @ 11:28 pm | Reply

  46. so i heard u gaiz liek mudkips. stupid, retarded christ fags

    Comment by anonymous — November 15, 2007 @ 12:16 am | Reply

  47. [this is my delicious copypasta i put up somewhere else, its MINE. feel free to copypasta this if you want.]

    dear sir:

    #$%* your poor christian $%#. you have no basis proving any, ANY, of these claims. you just have a bunch of #$%&*$%#& followers who practically worship your %$#*%$ thoughts.. you do not understand the basis of video games. dont even start with your ‘touching is good means its pedo…blah blah…’ &*%$. anything can become dirty or pornographic if you think about it. cell phones can be used for masturbation, for $*#%’s sake. the BIBLE, for $%#*ing ‘christ’s sake is FULL of incest, merciless violence, racism, genocide, and prostitution. explain that, $%#%$#. also, i frequently play grand theft auto, jericho, and many other incredibly violent games. and you know what i think? its just like the #$%*ing bible, except a little more up to date.

    go ahead, post a note commenting my points of view and how ‘…blah blah i think you will end up in jail…’ $%&#. go ahead, EDIT my #%&*ing post to make yourself look good. I $%&#ING DARE YOU. then people will realize that you censor other’s thoughts for being TOO different. but i will tell you this, i will tell you this:

    ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE. ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGET.

    [Ed Note: Don’t be an idiot. You’re not too “different.” Your language is too foul. We don’t allow profanity on this family-friendly website. If you did not curse throughout your post, I wouldn’t need to modify it.]

    Comment by Anonymous — November 15, 2007 @ 12:49 am | Reply

  48. oh any #41, you did it wrong.

    its ‘soup /b/’ new$#%.

    Comment by Anonymous — November 15, 2007 @ 12:51 am | Reply

  49. You dumb asses that picture of a loli was fan made, theres no real loli games on the ds. There are some hentai games, but their intended for ADULTS. since when was the DS intended souly for kids anyway, its marketed towards teens

    This blog is just evil christian propaganda.

    Comment by ds defender — November 15, 2007 @ 6:23 pm | Reply

  50. “Why aren’t liberals housebroken as children?”
    Why aren’t Conservatives?

    [Ed Note: Why aren’t liberals? etc. etc. etc. and round and round we go.]

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 15, 2007 @ 9:19 pm | Reply

  51. we would all appreciate it if you didn’t steal pictures from our websites. the fact that you visit it is evidence enough to suggest hypocrisy, as we basically stand for all that you hate (but mostly fear).
    We are Anonymous.
    We are legion.
    We are the true face of the Internet.
    Anonymous does not forgive.
    Anonymous does not forget.
    Anonymous works as one, because no member of Anonymous is as cruel as all of Anonymous.
    Anonymous cannot be harmed, no matter how many Anonymous may fall in battle.
    Anonymous is in control at all times.
    Anonymous does not accept failure, Anonymous delivers.
    Anonymous has no identity.
    Anonymous cannot be betrayed.
    Anonymous are created as equals.
    Anonymous is a choice.
    Anonymous is everywhere.
    Anonymous cannot be out-numbered.
    Persecute us at your own peril, for when one Anonymous is attacked, all of Anonymous is called to arms, to defend their /b/rotha.
    The next move, we leave up to you

    Comment by V — November 15, 2007 @ 10:44 pm | Reply

  52. “[Ed Note: Why aren’t liberals? etc. etc. etc. and round and round we go.]”
    Exactly.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 16, 2007 @ 12:12 am | Reply

  53. Quote: [Ed Note: Accuracy always matters at B4B.]

    I totally just lol’d right there

    Comment by Anonymous — November 16, 2007 @ 2:25 am | Reply

  54. Conservative Nintendo DS Bashing Site Revealed as Ultra Subtle Parody

    [Ed Note: Posting the same comment in several threads with a non-embedded link to your website is spam. Read the darn rules! And the headline in that post is 100% misleading, dummy.]

    Comment by Himmler — November 16, 2007 @ 11:14 am | Reply

  55. you guys got trolled big time.

    Comment by lolwut — November 16, 2007 @ 8:27 pm | Reply

  56. Thanks for the laughs🙂

    I’ll be sure to beat up any children who I see playing a DS, to save them from eternal damnation by playing these wicked games.

    Comment by Anonymous — November 16, 2007 @ 8:28 pm | Reply

  57. ITT: Horrible Parenting at its finest.
    instead of blaming myself for sucking as a mother, im going to blame other things.

    Comment by AIDS — November 16, 2007 @ 8:30 pm | Reply

  58. While I cannot say I agree with your comments on the NDS, B4B; I would like to commend you on bringing to light the furry scum that inhabit the internet.

    For those who are curious, here’s the link:
    Furries: A Twisted Freakshow of Utter Depravity

    Comment by NobodyImportant — November 16, 2007 @ 8:32 pm | Reply

  59. This is a satire site right? No one can be this foolish right? Or is this the product of America falling from power?

    Comment by sage — November 16, 2007 @ 8:36 pm | Reply

  60. Okay, I am totally sick of you religious nazis blaming YOUR failure to raise YOUR kids right on VIDEOGAMES and TELEVISION that YOU should be moderating. No that doesn’t mean you need to DESTROY OTHER PEOPLE’S PROPERTY. That’s a form of theft, making it a sin, way to be a hypocrite. What you SHOULD be doing is just supervising what your children do while they play videogames, watch television or surf the internet. I’m 14 years old and I understand this. Take responsibility for your own mistakes in a child’s life for once.

    Also you used the computer and internet which is a tool to get pornographic material (OH NO!) shouldn’t you be destroying that as well?

    [Ed Note: You’re only 14 years old and were able to violate Godwin’s Law immediately. Congratulation, SAEG, if that is your real name. The liberal establishment can expect great things from you in the future! Practice the Dean scream: “Yearrrrgh!”]

    Comment by SAEG — November 16, 2007 @ 9:03 pm | Reply

  61. This post means you are obviously a Christian saying the DS is sinful.

    First off, nowhere in the Bible does it say “No playing video games.”

    However, I believe it does say “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” which this does:

    “I saw some kid in the mall the other day playing one of these games. I ripped it from his hands and broke it in two. Before he could start crying, I made for the exit. It was exhilarating! That was my good deed for the day!”

    Comment by boo — November 17, 2007 @ 2:19 pm | Reply

    • Wow, that’s low. Insulting and trying to scare a 14 year-old girl/boy! And stop trying to act like a moderator with your “Ed notes”! It’s the WordPress moderators who deal with this stuff, not you!

      Comment by ... — August 12, 2010 @ 6:09 pm | Reply

  62. I snapped a young childs toy in two Im such a good person! Oh your God do you people even listen to what you are saying.

    And did you know games like this are available on your computer free of charge right now. So I suggest all of you drop your computers out the window. to protect yourself. Then maybe I wont have to listen to Idiots like you bragging about destroying property.

    Comment by Robbie Bell — November 17, 2007 @ 3:20 pm | Reply

  63. [Ed Note: You’re only 14 years old and were able to violate Godwin’s Law immediately. Congratulation, SAEG, if that is your real name. The liberal establishment can expect great things from you in the future! Practice the Dean scream: “Yearrrrgh!”]
    he’s got a point, SAEG, but you’re still right

    also, WE’RE GOING TO WASHINGTON DC TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE! YEARRRRRRGH!

    Comment by Elephant Bones — November 18, 2007 @ 1:25 am | Reply

  64. “I saw some kid in the mall the other day playing one of these games. I ripped it from his hands and broke it in two. Before he could start crying, I made for the exit. It was exhilarating! That was my good deed for the day!”

    Oh how friendly. Wasting a perfectly good $230 game system because some boob on the internet thought that it was bad. That is destruction of private property and I hope you go to jail. If you think these games are so bad, DON’T LET YOUR CHILDREN BUY THEM!!!!

    Comment by WiiMoat — November 19, 2007 @ 8:51 am | Reply

  65. >>>>I saw some kid in the mall the other day playing one of these games. I ripped it from his hands and broke it in two. Before he could start crying, I made for the exit. It was exhilarating! That was my good deed for the day!

    You people are freaking insane. Resorting to ILLEGAL actions because of your own insecurity?

    Comment by Nando — November 22, 2007 @ 9:04 pm | Reply

  66. AW LAWD, IS DAT SUM CP?!?!

    Comment by Pedobear — November 29, 2007 @ 4:45 pm | Reply

  67. YES! LET’S BREAK LAWS AND AMENDMENTS BECAUSE A JACK@$$ ON THE INTERNET HATES THEM!

    Comment by A Pissed Off Bob — December 7, 2007 @ 8:11 pm | Reply

  68. wow.. None of these games really exist on the ds. Sad to see things people create in order to prove there cause.

    Comment by Stranger.. — December 23, 2007 @ 9:04 pm | Reply

  69. WHERE CAN I FIND THIS GAME?
    THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTEREST.

    Comment by ANON — December 24, 2007 @ 12:04 pm | Reply

  70. […] on the Nintendo DS: Early Christmas Alert, Nintendo DS Followup, Imagine […]

    Pingback by Christmas Alert: Touch Dic « Blogs 4 Brownback — December 25, 2007 @ 8:57 am | Reply

  71. That’s is just awful. All because of one game you would go snap another kids DS in half? If I was that child’s parent I would’ve walked up to you and force you to buy my child a brand new one. You sick monster, you actually felt good making a child cry? How can that be a good deed? All because these games were published doesn’t mean nintendo endorsed them… They probably don’t even have nintendo’s seal of approvement. As for what people draw on pictochat? That’s just their own immaturity. I can’t believe making a child cry is a GOOD DEED.

    Comment by Anon — December 25, 2007 @ 10:10 pm | Reply

  72. People like you create wars, I really hope this whole blog is a joke.

    Comment by Random — January 4, 2008 @ 9:05 pm | Reply

  73. Alrighty.. let’s get one thing straight here.

    NINTENDO does not, nor will it ever, make games of a pornographic nature.

    ANY games of a pornographic nature are made by OTHER companies for use on the DS, and these games ARE NOT LICENSED by Nintendo, in other words, these games are ILLEGAL and producing them is considered a CRIME.

    So, any of you fools out there that are going around smashing other people’s property because of games that can’t even LEAVE Japan (legally), I hope that your ready to re-imburse those people.

    All I see around here are a lot of sheeple, no one that will actually take a stand and DO something. I’d like to, so if all of you people out there actually see someone PLAYING these disgusting games, report them for possession of Child Pornography and bust their ass to the police, like I’ve done 5 times already.

    Stop listening to OTHER people and start listening to that gut instinct inside you that SCREAMS at you do to something.

    To quote a great line from a movie: “You can’t live in Fear”

    Get up off your ass and damn well DO something instead of wasting your time online whining about it like a bunch of old grandma’s.

    Either be SOMEONE and stand up for yourself and others, or go crawl into your hole, STFU & GTFO!

    Comment by x295alpha — January 5, 2008 @ 3:11 pm | Reply

  74. that one game I believe is only available in Japan, and chances are its a one of a kind.

    Comment by Sephiroth — March 5, 2008 @ 8:42 pm | Reply

  75. “I cannot believe the incredible positive response to our investigative report on the sinful “touching is good” Nintendo DS.”

    HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHA! Haha. Hah. No. Take a look at the comments. About 0.001% of them were on your side.

    Please, just leave the DS alone and get on with more important stuff.

    Comment by Anonymous — April 1, 2008 @ 1:52 pm | Reply

  76. They other day i read a book with a sex scene in it so i cut my children’s eyes out so they could be safe from the evils of reading. Best descision of my life.

    Comment by Kanjo — June 1, 2008 @ 7:43 pm | Reply

  77. Hey, Who as an adult terrorizes the children by grabbing their toy from their hands and destroying it? Good deed…I say crime. You should be arrested. I dare say you would not have gotten away with doing that to my child’s game. I would have detained you and charged you with vandalisim, assault and secured a lawyer to sue for the mental damages to both me and my child. I would have shown you to be the monster you are. The golden rule is all but forgotten by your incouragible actions. Responsible adult, I think not. Don’t mess with my child or you answer to me. That is what I am here for. Protect and in nessisary situations defend my child with all my might. Set a good example of how to react when you are intentionally with mailace harmed. Good Deed, how dare you feel good about yourself? You just terrorized a child.

    Comment by rtyler — September 11, 2008 @ 8:28 am | Reply

  78. Quote: “I saw some kid in the mall the other day playing one of these games. I ripped it from his hands and broke it in two. Before he could start crying, I made for the exit. It was exhilarating! That was my good deed for the day!”

    Oh really? I would say you just tramatized a child for life, not to mention that what you did was ILLEGAL. What is your problem? Because a child is having fun playing a game from a company that is rumored to produce unappropriate games, which they don’t, that you have the right to take it away from them and destroy it? Blasmaphy. If that’s a good deed, how about we gather up all the books, computers, video games, and televisions in the world and burn them, just like our ancestors at the Alexandra Library? Burn the things that are wrong! Burn it all to the ground! Let us all revert back to the stone ages, without out filthy computers and T.V!

    No. You claim that your intentions are good, but your actions speak otherwise. “I will defend this child!” you claim, then you steal his toy he saved up to buy, and break it in two. Then you run. Wow, he’ll probably need therapy for the rest of his life to get over that event. Stop this. You are giving Christians, Americans, and many others a bad name.

    Comment by Anonymous — September 19, 2008 @ 8:14 pm | Reply

  79. “I saw some kid in the mall the other day playing one of these games. I ripped it from his hands and broke it in two. Before he could start crying, I made for the exit. It was exhilarating! That was my good deed for the day!”

    I just looked back at this letter and laughed as I realised that it was probably intentional sarcasm and the author seemingly didn’t realise it.

    Comment by Hunter X — October 29, 2008 @ 3:48 am | Reply

  80. honestly this isnt even christianity here, this is false christians using faith as an excuse to be destructive. besides that nudity is good and very christian if you actually understand the bible. im personally all for it. and if you think “protecting” anyone from it is good for them psychologically than the above article reflects accurately on your intelligence. trust me its more damaging to go all your life without any kind of experience with nudity or sex. the body is gods greatest work of art and you wanna throw a cloth over it and say it look better. id be insulted. the body and sex are a gift from god to be used in appropriate ways and youre apparently mistaken in whats really appropriate and what is not. thank the catholic church for teaching christanity wrong in the first place. they pretty much ruined it. please have faith and love for god and otheer people. THATS what christianity means, not trying to control other people that arent your responsibility in the first place. not to mention bearing false witness against a game consol company that if nothing else gives people work in a time when the population outweighs the amount of job out there. and of course using the bible as a cudgel which isnt its intended purpose.

    Comment by nunya — November 3, 2008 @ 2:41 am | Reply

  81. I have to say you about thath picture thath is a homebrew game made in corea not japan so you probably don’t see thath game in cartridge in the corner store and imagine babies is a game made in United States is not a japanese game asshole learn about thath and yeah we are pervert but the crimes like pedofilia and other stuff like thath are around One porcent maybe less and in shinjuku and other places you don’t see stuff like the stuff i see in my travel to USA i see girls from 8 years with micro mini skirt showing all her underwear the girls from eleven years with micro mini skirt in the street withouth using any underwear yeah i’m japanese so i’m a pervert but you americans are sick letting your daughther in the street with micro mini skirt and you say we the japanese are perverts the only perverts in the world are the americans the pedophiles just need to go to a park in there to see the little girls parts fuckin’g ass’holes

    Comment by Kaworu Nagisa — March 28, 2009 @ 4:33 pm | Reply

  82. hey you know, i think that you are all kinds of fucked up. if you are gonna go and rip some kids DS/DSLITE you gotta pay for the system,the game and for their life which you wasted. and like everyone says, it`ll probably stay in japan. if not, take care of your own problems, buy one and rip it in half. waste your own money. eventually your kids will get on ur computer and google somthing innocent like lick and get some random porno. its gonna happen so might as well get it over with and give them the game or something. OH AND BTW IM DOING THIS ALL FROM THE NEW DSi BITCH!

    Comment by 888blue — June 16, 2009 @ 12:35 am | Reply

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    Comment by Frankie Mclean — July 20, 2009 @ 12:18 am | Reply

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    Comment by Frankie Mclean — July 20, 2009 @ 7:59 pm | Reply

  93. You are the most uninformed, moronic, blasphamous, human being ( and I use the term VERY lighty)to ever post a major review of anything in the history of the internet. ALL of those images posted here are FAKE, and do NOT come from any currently available Nintendo DS game. Over 70% of NDS game are rated E or E10+, and the NDS is the most family friendly gaming console on the market today, with fewer than 10 M rated games, and NO adult titles. The only way that your child will be able to even get ahold of any games that you don’t want them playing is if you are a poor parent, in which case I don’t see why you would care enough to try to prevent your child from attaining them.

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  98. Go play pokemon on the ds and check all the pornography in it 8D

    Comment by Manon — September 9, 2009 @ 3:29 am | Reply

  99. Shut the hell up!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — September 26, 2009 @ 10:36 pm | Reply

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    Comment by Frankie Mclean — September 26, 2009 @ 10:37 pm | Reply

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    Comment by Frankie Mclean — September 26, 2009 @ 10:40 pm | Reply

  104. I REALLY don’t get what you’re doing here.
    telling people to go out and commit crimes? That’s like fight club but not cool. do you just walk into stores and smash their merchandise? what if someone grabbed your laptop(desktop, whatever) and smashed it clear across your face. damn. don’t you feel fuckin stupid. by the way republicans are bad people and shouldnt be allowed to express their opinions. damn. now you know how it feels jack ass

    Comment by DSBasterd — October 13, 2009 @ 6:17 pm | Reply

  105. Hello Psycheout, I would like to correct or at least make clear some details that you posted.
    I will quote a paragraph of your post:
    “The answer is obvious: a resounding no! The other question is: why is Japan trying to pervert our children into believing that “loli sex” is a good thing? Good question. Perhaps they are still bitter about losing World War II. Or perhaps they are simply perverts. They export dangerous anime to the United States as well as perverted games. Why is this?”

    First, I don’t think Japan tries to corrupt anyone, and I don’t think that the “Loli games” are targeted to children. Also I think that any parent with some brains will check out what games is he buying. I agree that they may be bitter about the WW II, and that many of them are perverts.
    The second is that they don’t export “dangerous anime”. In fact, the distribution companies all around the world are the ones that chose what to buy, and it depends on those companies if the animes will be censored or not.

    I hope you don’t take this bad, I tried to make a constructive critic. I agree in many points with you, so I didn’t write this to flame you or anything.
    To finish, I would like to say that we should all realise that both cartoons and videogames are not anymore for kids, and not even the most “cute” console is safe about Adult games, so be careful about what the kids are playing/watching.

    Peace.-

    –PonFET

    Comment by PonFET — October 17, 2009 @ 3:57 pm | Reply

  106. You should shut up you know…Its the likes of you that push some soon-to-be Christians out of their faith…God-sama doesnt want racists..and yet..you are..why is it because that you are too weak that you have to erase Anime?
    You know..if i showed this to a Priest,if he has the time,i’d bet he wouldnt agree…in fact..i showed this to my fanatic uncle(he + me beat up a couple of sa-GAY-tanists)and he found this as an outrage…

    ANd yes me and him are PROUD
    ****ING ASIANS..
    But we should control ourselves..afterall..
    the first one to lose control and bash is the one who lost(judging by your Blog..you’ve lost)

    also:do me a favor..instead of bashing Anime,which has taught me all the values i needed to get out of emo-ness/depression and allowed me to live life to the fullest aswell as straight As,great friends,ETC…

    Bash MTV Videos instead..at least you’d help most..or is your vision in Japan that you dont see the evilness in your own TV?
    i could go on but i still have school….see yah,wouldnt wanna be yah

    Comment by Shiki Asagami — November 3, 2009 @ 4:48 am | Reply

  107. CRAP…HAHAHAH…WIN TROLL IS WIN XD…
    Kana Kana?
    NIPAH~

    Comment by Shiki Asagami — November 3, 2009 @ 5:05 am | Reply

  108. You people will feel my wrath!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 13, 2009 @ 1:42 am | Reply

  109. The almighty Rick Astley will Rick Roll you to hell!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 13, 2009 @ 1:43 am | Reply

  110. The oppressors must die! Kane Astley lives!

    Comment by Frankie Mclean — December 13, 2009 @ 1:44 am | Reply

  111. The blame should not be on the game , it should be on the parents. There’s a reason some games are rated AO, and if parents want to keep games like this away from their kids, they should examine why a game is rated T, M, or God forbid, AO.

    Comment by Aman — June 29, 2010 @ 12:44 pm | Reply

  112. How’s this. You say it’s good to destroy a kids DS? Computers contain pornography, so why not destroy them? Oh wait, it’s good to destroy things if they’re not yours! So how’s this, I’m a computer programmer, so I know how to make computer viruses. If you see this comment, it means that you (the writer of this blog), now has a computer virus. This virus will let in almost EVERY other type of virus, so who knows what you’ll get.

    P.S. This virus will only mess up the writer of this blog, not people who visit (or comment on) this retched site. I feel good knowing you’re computer will be destroyed. That’s my good deed for the day!

    P.P.S. Deleting or modifying this post will not remove the virus. It will stay dormant until I give the signal (which is an online hexadecimal coder sequence).

    Have a good day (freak).

    Comment by ... — August 12, 2010 @ 6:07 pm | Reply

  113. [Ed Note: I’m a complete idiot trying to make Nintendo look bad by putting some Photoshoped fake on my blog. I already got a letter from Mr. Satin saying I’m expeced in his office in 25 years, so sorry everyone for being a complete jackass.]

    Comment by Little Professor — September 15, 2010 @ 3:06 pm | Reply

  114. HEY! That … guy who sent that hexocoder virus or whatever stole my Gravatar! Give it back!

    Comment by Little Professor — September 30, 2010 @ 10:42 pm | Reply

  115. Let’s all play Doki Doki Majo Shinpan!

    Comment by Little Professor — November 29, 2010 @ 5:53 pm | Reply

  116. Or Taihen.nds if you want…

    Comment by Little Professor — November 30, 2010 @ 1:03 pm | Reply


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