Little Justin got up and told his 4th-grade classmates that his father was an exotic dancer who “danced in a gay bar where he’d strip and men would stick money into his underwear.”
His teacher pulled him aside and asked him if that were really true. “No, teacher,” he said. “Dad really works for the DNC and is working to help elect Hillary Clinton President, but I was too embarassed to tell ’em that!”
Thanks to ConservativeDan via email.