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November 1, 2007

Paintball: a Game for Perverts

Filed under: Perverts,Popular Culture — Psycheout @ 11:04 am

PaintballI’d always been suspicious of “paintballers,” but this just seals it.  Firearms are not toys, and war is not a game.  Either use and do the real thing or forget about it.  But imagine my surprise when I discovered that paintball is a gateway to perversion and pornography.  Once again Fox News is on the case:

In “Hunting for Bambi,” men pay $10,000 each for the challenge of tracking the women, who are nude except for sneakers, and trying to blast them with colored paint.

And what color is that paint?

“You can actually hunt one of our Bambi [expletive] and shoot her with paintballs,” Mike Burdick, who runs the game and the site for Real Men Outdoor Productions, says on his Web site,

These aren’t “Real Men.”  They are perverts.

According to the site, the hunters also have the option of mounting their prey when they’re done – and having sex with the women.

Oh ha ha.  Very funny.  Hooker paintball.  Hunting for hookers.  This is a natural extension of paintball.  It’s all about shooting one’s seed at others.  How disgusting. Confusing sexuality and violence is dangerous to society.  The people behind this garbage should be put behind bars and waterboarded.

Despite criticism that the game is sick and barbaric, Burdick said it was all in fun and caters to both male and female fantasies.

“The majority of women have a deep-seated fantasy of that bad-boy image, to be sought after by a stranger,” he told Fox News, adding that the women get paid $1,000 to participate in the game – and $2,500 if they avoid getting hit.

Yes, women naturally want to be hunted down and shot by excited sweaty men.  What a crock.

“It says something about the men who want to play this game and something about the financial climate that drives women to participate. The big fear is that somebody who plays will eventually want to use real bullets.”

Yes, obviously.  Paintball is not only a gateway to perversion and pornography, but also a “game” that trains serial killers in the art of murder.  This is no kids game.  It’s dangerous.

But at least one woman who has participated as a target in “Bambi” said people are over-reacting.

“We’re not getting hurt that bad,” Taylor, who didn’t give a last name, told Fox News. “[The paintballs] don’t hurt as bad as everyone says they do. It’s about as bad as getting slugged in the arm.”

Taylor was covered in bruises and had a rather nasty black eye.  Obviously a glutton for punishment, what doctors call a “masochist,” a sick individual who is excited by pain and punishment.  She is mentally ill.  A victim.

Just say no to paintball if you value your mental health.  And if your children play this murder training game, get them to stop and seek help.  It’s the right thing to do, unless you want them to become perverts and murderers.

— Psycheout


  1. Ok, I get it. Your plan is to insult, post after post, every possible category of human being, every hobby there is on the planet. If you’re hoping a part of them will be drawn here to defend themselves, thus making this the most read blog on the net, I have an advice for you: it’s not the same as people reading your blog cause they like it.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — November 1, 2007 @ 11:36 am | Reply

  2. ….okaaay. SO just because a few morons manage it to do something really stupid involving paintball, paintball is “evil”. Now, if we´d apply that logic, firearms should be banned worldwide.

    Now really, it´s a game. And it´s also quite a good training and keeps someone healthy.

    PS: I for myself don´t play paintball. Going to the shooting range then and when and the reserve exercises in the german army are enough to keep me shooting straight.

    Comment by PG — November 1, 2007 @ 11:41 am | Reply

  3. I don’t care whether perverts come here to defend their perversions. I couldn’t care less. I’m trying to keep good people informed about what’s going on in the world. I’m trying to open eyes.

    And it’s interesting that PG admits to being part of the German army. Is Germany planning to try to take over the world again? PG seems to be anti-war, yet he’s in the army. Now why is that? Perhaps he wants the rest of the world to be pacifistic so that Deutchland can reign uber alles. Sneaky.

    Comment by Psycheout — November 1, 2007 @ 11:52 am | Reply

  4. I was in the army. Now I´m in the reserve. You know, over 50 years would be a bit too long to prepare for another go, especially as we reduced the number of standing soldiers almost by half when the Cold War ended. From half a million to 250.000.

    I almost regret that I´m not active anymore. Afghanistan would have some interesting points. You know, we and several other nations have to clean up the mess someone else cause there……

    PS: I already said that I´m a reserve soldier months ago….

    Comment by PG — November 1, 2007 @ 12:01 pm | Reply

  5. Pyscheout @How disgusting. Confusing sexuality and violence is dangerous to society. The people behind this garbage should be put behind bars and waterboarded.

    You hit the nail on the head Pyscheout. Sickos like this need to be dragged off to jail, stripped naked, forced to wear women’s underwear on their heads, electrodes attached to their crotches while women laugh at them and they are menaced by guard dogs. Perverts like these guys need aren’t fit for decent society.

    [Ed Note: Good idea! That’ll teach those perverts.]

    Comment by BJ Tabor — November 1, 2007 @ 12:26 pm | Reply

  6. this time, and as importantly, ammo, could be much more productively spent if instead of engaging in ‘slap ass’ with the local skankage, these men would invest their hunting instincts and supply of blaze orange outergarments in ridding their community of the illegal alien menace.

    20 million + and countin’..we would have long ago thinned the deer or feral hog population, so isnt it time to stalk them out in their natural environment, ..and yes obviously i mean the WalMart, blast the recalcitrant mexican illegals congregating in the hosiery aisle with a velocity master 3000 dialed up to about 1500 P.S.I., grab a quick trophy pic with the lil 5 footer hog tied and hoisted up by his ankles from a ”Huffy” driveway backboard over in sporting goods,
    …then catch and release, IN GAUDALAJARA

    [Ed Note: That is an interesting idea. You may have something there.]

    Comment by freedom isnt free — November 1, 2007 @ 12:51 pm | Reply

  7. oh come on now,,, I play naked paintball all the time,,, and I’m no more of a pervert now than I was five years ago.

    Comment by Arn Lewis — November 1, 2007 @ 1:04 pm | Reply

  8. You know, paintball in itself, eh, I’d just as soon not. I get my outdoor kicks by hiking, walking, cycling, heck, even driving. But this really is a perverted thing, Bambi Paintball.

    This is the kind of thing the college boys who accidentally made their way into “Borat” would do.

    No need to use irony to expose the sickness of this one. I bet you and the good folks at NPR are on the same page here.

    Comment by MikeM — November 1, 2007 @ 2:34 pm | Reply

  9. I agree. If people want to shoot others, they need to join the military. Simple as that. Perhaps one suitable punishment for these paintballers is to become slave labor by Home Depot for life? Hmm… someone help me with ideas.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — November 1, 2007 @ 9:09 pm | Reply

  10. LOL!

    Once again–you guys fall for an urban legend! 😀

    It’s a fake! Do you people even bother doing “research” any more?

    **shakes head in disbelief at how you people once again have fallen for a hoax**

    Comment by D.W. — November 2, 2007 @ 2:46 pm | Reply

  11. Didn’t you have a thread about “goodie guns” a few weeks ago?


    Comment by ChenZhen — November 2, 2007 @ 3:54 pm | Reply

  12. (good one, ChenZhen, hehehe)

    Comment by jim — November 2, 2007 @ 6:28 pm | Reply

  13. Post number one is right. They got lucky with Anime, and they’ve been trying to recreate it ever since.

    Comment by Salmo — November 4, 2007 @ 4:31 pm | Reply

  14. D.W.::: Now why would you want to be a spoil sport and spill the beans here,,, I have been looking forward all week to being able to mount this weekend’s catch. But she saw your post and said it wasn’t real and that I would just have to go back home and mount something there,,,,, I can tell you now, the cats were not happy.

    Comment by Arn Lewis — November 4, 2007 @ 5:39 pm | Reply

  15. Post number one is right. They got lucky with Anime, and they’ve been trying to recreate it ever since.

    Nice theory. I wonder what will they try next? Table Top Games (Although I do admit that things like Warhammer 40.000 ARE rather dark, mean, and gritty. But that´s what it wants to be. 🙂 )

    Comment by PG — November 5, 2007 @ 5:15 pm | Reply

  16. PG: come on now, don’t be giving them any more ideas. I think they are already planning an all out attack on the care bears.

    Comment by Arn Lewis — November 5, 2007 @ 5:39 pm | Reply

  17. I agree paintball obviously leads to serial killer rapists and yet my heathen perverted side finds amusement in this depraved idea.

    Comment by The Heathen Conservative — November 6, 2007 @ 1:44 pm | Reply

  18. You sir are an idiot! You looked at one game featured at one paintball park out of hunreds. the majority of the paintball community dislikes hunting for bambi cause there is no fun behind it and its just plain weird. Although paintball is a sport of fun, action, and comradery! Did you happen to look at speedball? There are professional players in paintball who dedicate their life to speedball. Its played on a regulated field with air bunkers and the FPS (Feet per second) of the gun is measured constantly. Also how is this a game that breeds killers? We take plastic MARKERS (Paintball markers are not guns) and shoot balls filled with paint at other people. It dosent hurt much at all and in my opinion teaches kids alot of thins. It teaches commradery for sure. Kids get a part of a team and they learn to bond. These kids arnt just friends their teammates. They go in day in and day out and play this game not as a sport but as a life style.

    How in the world does paintball lead to perverts? The people who play “Hunting for Bambi” are perverts not the rest of the 99.9% of the paintball community that spend half their time trying to promote the sport. Although then we get people like you that look only at the bad things…only spending about a whole 10 minutes researching and then bad mouth the sport.

    I could say football raises thugs…I mean these kids are going out and hitting eachother trying to knock them down and cause physical hard to them. Although we know that isnt true at all. You are promoting paintball in a negative light. I suggest you bring down this blog. The people that post things saying how paintball is bad on here obviously have never played and never researched paintball to see what it is actually about.

    [Ed Note: One question – how many rods in a hunred? And John Belushi died becuase of a speedball. Doesn’t that worry you? Just say no to drugs.]

    Comment by Kevin — November 21, 2007 @ 7:41 pm | Reply

  19. “I don’t care whether perverts come here to defend their perversions. I couldn’t care less. I’m trying to keep good people informed about what’s going on in the world. I’m trying to open eyes.

    And it’s interesting that PG admits to being part of the German army. Is Germany planning to try to take over the world again? PG seems to be anti-war, yet he’s in the army. Now why is that? Perhaps he wants the rest of the world to be pacifistic so that Deutchland can reign uber alles. Sneaky.”

    Wow how ignorant is that? Can you drop the past from 60+ years ago? You forget the reason WW2 happened was somewhat Americas fault. We made Germany pay a massive debt which led the German population to elect Hitler cause they were desperate for change.

    Did you ever think that the man wanted to defend his country? So if your a peace activist you shouldnt join the army or the air force? I hate war but if my country needs me to defend I will do whatever I can do defend the freedom we have. Right now you have the freedom to post these blogs cause of the people in our armed forces. Just because you like peace dosent mean you cant joint he armed forces.

    Also Perverts arnt coming here to defend their perversion. Majority of the people defending are probally kids from 13-30 who play paintball at REGULATED FIELDS and have fun playing the sport.

    You should really start using your head cause so far it seems your talking out your ass. Making blogs just to get people to give you attention. Maybe you should get yourself checked out. Ide advice it.

    [Ed Note: I cannot believe that Kevin just called Hitler a peace activist. Incredible!]

    Comment by Kevin — November 21, 2007 @ 7:47 pm | Reply

  20. You know what I was thinking the entire time I was reading your sentences full of garbage? How wrong you are about paintball, and you don’t even know half of what happens in the game. Now, there are such sick things like you have described, but don’t go around saying paintball is a bad sport because of some sick people. These markers are not deadly, and it has a less amount of injuries than golf for crying out loud! Next time you think of writing up something that may be full of lies, think about it, otherwise, you can shut your mouth so you don’t taint the rest of the paintball community.

    [Ed Note: You know what I was thinking while reading your dribble? Zzzzzzz.]

    Comment by Brandon — November 21, 2007 @ 8:25 pm | Reply

  21. Meh — I played paintball once, and found it to be rather enjoyable (laser tag was better, though!) The Bambi paintball sounds absolutely disgusting, however. I think this is just an example of people taking something and turning it wretched to satisfy their own sick desires.

    Comment by Lyssie — November 22, 2007 @ 10:56 am | Reply

  22. Another stupid topic…..

    Only a deviant Bushmonkey would have a problem with paintball. They’re meant to be shot at fellow paintballers, not up you a-hole you stupid Neo-con morons.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 23, 2007 @ 2:58 pm | Reply

  23. I enjoyed playing paintball before I got married, I think that most things in life have a good side and a bad side, for example a knife can be used to hurt some one, or to cut up the ingredients for your meal.

    If we start looking around at how many people are killed (including children), with knives then maybe we should ban knives as well.

    The fact is that I see paint ball as a great sport for many reason, I for one enjoy this sport in particular since its a healthy sport your whole body and mind is put to work since it requires you to move constantly around, think quick, it even relaxes you in the end. Look there are a hundred and one reasons I assure you why paintball is not a bad sport.

    Look I understand you are trying to keep good people informed of the many bad things and I strongly agree with you that this Bambi Paintball junk is giber, however I don’t think its fair that based on one bad report you judge this sport, look at a good example of paintball:

    Comment by Ibrahim — November 28, 2007 @ 10:48 am | Reply

  24. wow, Okay. I’ve been playing tournament paintball for 4 years now and I haven’t had any ideas of murdering someone. I have heard of the game Bambi though, if the girls are interested in running around naked and getting shot it’s their choice, not ours.

    Some reporters need to get a brain and shut the hell up.

    Comment by Kat — December 10, 2007 @ 11:37 am | Reply

  25. How in the world do you come up with the idea that this is a “natural extension” of paintball? That’s like saying that the guy who mowed down his wife with his car was showing the natural extension of what happens when we allow people to drive.

    Do you really believe your fears and phobias to contain some sort of logic?

    Paintball is a sport. hat these people were doing has nothing to do with paintball. If they chose to use whiffle bats and bats to hit the girls, would you suggest baseball was perverted. There is no logic to your argument.

    Comment by Paintball Jack — December 23, 2007 @ 7:23 am | Reply

  26. Your comment that stereotypes paintballers as perverts is rediculous. Paintball is an extreme sport that has turned in to a multibillion dollar industry. Nothing more, nothing less. There is never an end to the bad examples one can portray on any industry, daily activity or just life in genera. Using your analogy, your mother is probably a pervert because the fox news hounds could surely dig up some devient behaviour from someone that has handled various foods over the years. So, naturally, none of us would assume that all mothers would do such a thing. In fact, paintball is in the mainstream as an extreme sport that people play all over the country. Fathers with children, friends, boyfriends and girlfriends playing safe and having fun!

    Comment by Tim — March 23, 2008 @ 11:36 am | Reply

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