I’d always been suspicious of “paintballers,” but this just seals it. Firearms are not toys, and war is not a game. Either use and do the real thing or forget about it. But imagine my surprise when I discovered that paintball is a gateway to perversion and pornography. Once again Fox News is on the case:
In “Hunting for Bambi,” men pay $10,000 each for the challenge of tracking the women, who are nude except for sneakers, and trying to blast them with colored paint.
And what color is that paint?
“You can actually hunt one of our Bambi [expletive] and shoot her with paintballs,” Mike Burdick, who runs the game and the site for Real Men Outdoor Productions, says on his Web site, http://www.huntingforbambi.com.
These aren’t “Real Men.” They are perverts.
According to the site, the hunters also have the option of mounting their prey when they’re done – and having sex with the women.
Oh ha ha. Very funny. Hooker paintball. Hunting for hookers. This is a natural extension of paintball. It’s all about shooting one’s seed at others. How disgusting. Confusing sexuality and violence is dangerous to society. The people behind this garbage should be put behind bars and waterboarded.
Despite criticism that the game is sick and barbaric, Burdick said it was all in fun and caters to both male and female fantasies.
“The majority of women have a deep-seated fantasy of that bad-boy image, to be sought after by a stranger,” he told Fox News, adding that the women get paid $1,000 to participate in the game – and $2,500 if they avoid getting hit.
Yes, women naturally want to be hunted down and shot by excited sweaty men. What a crock.
“It says something about the men who want to play this game and something about the financial climate that drives women to participate. The big fear is that somebody who plays will eventually want to use real bullets.”
Yes, obviously. Paintball is not only a gateway to perversion and pornography, but also a “game” that trains serial killers in the art of murder. This is no kids game. It’s dangerous.
But at least one woman who has participated as a target in “Bambi” said people are over-reacting.
“We’re not getting hurt that bad,” Taylor, who didn’t give a last name, told Fox News. “[The paintballs] don’t hurt as bad as everyone says they do. It’s about as bad as getting slugged in the arm.”
Taylor was covered in bruises and had a rather nasty black eye. Obviously a glutton for punishment, what doctors call a “masochist,” a sick individual who is excited by pain and punishment. She is mentally ill. A victim.
Just say no to paintball if you value your mental health. And if your children play this murder training game, get them to stop and seek help. It’s the right thing to do, unless you want them to become perverts and murderers.