What are you doing tonight to fight against Satan? How are you dealing with the little monsters who come to your door demanding tribute? Have you broken down and bought candy so that the little delinquents don’t egg and TP your G-dly home?
Are you handing out religious tracts? Have you bolted your door against the little hellions and turned out the lights so that they don’t think you’re home? Will you be answering your door with a crucifix at the ready? Will you splash holy water on the little hellions who dare ring your doorbell this night?
Relate your hell-o-ween preparations and experiences as the night goes on. And be sure to pray to counteract the Satanic rituals going on in your town. Together we can keep Satan at bay. In this we pray. Amen.
Update: Even Google is praising Satan today. It’s enough to sicken the soul and sadden the spirit. But they hate America and Jesus as they have demonstrated time and again. No surprise here.
Update 2: Technorati is getting into the act too. Has all of blogistan surrendered to Satan?
That is one scary pumpkin.
Update 3: Horror Theatre continues to be really frightening tonight. If I keep listening, I won’t get any sleep.