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October 29, 2007

G.I. Joe: a Dirty Belgian?

Filed under: Hollyweird,Popular Culture — Psycheout @ 3:27 pm
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G.I. JoeHollywood hates American heroes these days. I don’t waste my time and money shelling out to see anti-American anti-family movies in the theater any more. What’s the point? I can get my lib propagenda for free.

John Hawkins over at Right Wing News has noticed the recent disturbing trend and is suitably outraged.

First they changed Superman’s, “Truth, Justice, and the American way,” to “truth, justice and all that stuff,” in the latest execrable, feminized Superman movie.

Yes I remember that. It made me wince. Superperson donned a dress and expressed his hurt feelings to the bad guys. It’s enough to make one vomit. Not satisfied with that horrendous box-office flop, Hollyweird is considering the next American superhero to destroy. Who better than macho American hero G.I. Joe, who exemplifies the finest in military values? A man who never cuts and runs. A man who rejects the UN and their sissified values.

The show biz newspaper Variety reports: “G.I. Joe is now a Brussels-based outfit that stands for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, an international co-ed force of operatives who use hi-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil organization headed by a double-crossing Scottish arms dealer.”

Not my G.I. Joe. Belgian? That’s worse then making him a limp-wristed cheese eating surrender monkey from France.

The slogan for Joe, you morons, is “G.I. Joe, a real American hero.” This is worse than Superperson. And even worse than the horrible Tom Cruise vehicle “Mission: Impossible” where they turned Jim Phelps, the protagonist hero and leader of the IMF, into a villain, totally destroying the franchise. This is an attack on our identity, our values and our nation. In short, it is treason.

Hawkins further opines:

Maybe they can put a little paisley beret on G.I. Joe and replace his kung-fu grip with a special paperwork hand that he can use to fill out forms in triplicate really quickly.

Indeed.

Hollyweird hates America and her heroes. Discuss.

— Psycheout

7 Comments »

  1. Chilling article Psycheout. Painful for any good American to read. I suppose before too long we will see GI Joe ripping an American flag to shreds while wearing a “Bush ordered 911” T-shirt and a Darwin fish on his helmet. Heroes as a roll models are important to children so they can grow up to defend democracy like Bill O’Rielly and cutting off GI’s manhood is sending our kids the wrong message.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 29, 2007 @ 3:59 pm | Reply

  2. Not bad. You should try pitching that idea to Paramount. I bet they give it a big thumbs up. They love poking America in the eye with a sharp stick while brainwashing our children to accept the gay lifestyle and to distrust and hate their own country. What a bunch of pigs.

    Comment by Psycheout — October 29, 2007 @ 4:17 pm | Reply

  3. I always called mine “GI Jose” when I was growing up.

    Comment by MikeM — October 29, 2007 @ 5:08 pm | Reply

  4. How about ‘kosher joe’…

    he wears a camouflage yarmulke emblazoned with a emblem of a VERBOSE, tough-talking (Chicken)Hawk. The yarmuke is cleverly camoflaged so as to obscure from his duped ”bomb iran” goyim buddies the real reason why he is so eager to urge attacks on third world loser nations that only share one common trait- they are a nuisance to ‘kosher joes’ rich uncle, the international financier and medis magnate, Hymie MurdochGoldsilverstein.

    Kosher Joe has an action grip that allows him to rapidly issue M-4’s and ammo, but only to others. KJ was born with a disibility known medically as ‘aggravated cowarditis’, which sadly ‘forces’ kosher joe to refrain at all times from hardship, comhat, or pork products.

    Kosher Joes favored battlefront is to engage greedy corrupt politicians with high-value campaign donation checks which his full-auto checkbook can spew out faster than the well-fed politicians can grovel and cash them.

    Comment by freedom isnt free — October 29, 2007 @ 5:24 pm | Reply

  5. …..As I understand it, they just put him into an international organisation. Joe´s still an american himself. Could be worse. And after all, it´s a god-damn cartoon. That´s not really worth the outcry. And as I know it, I somewhat doubt that he´ll get any tamer.🙂

    Comment by PG — October 30, 2007 @ 7:19 am | Reply

  6. I am afraid the taint has been long festering.

    It was in Belgium that our soldiers became the sissies they are today. There was a good reason the 101st Airborne was nick-named the “Buggered Bastards of Bastogne”

    It was a sort of Danish/Dutch/Belgian curse on them.

    Comment by UN-Happy Clam — October 30, 2007 @ 9:09 pm | Reply

  7. Wow. I agree the movies stink, but don’t you think you’re blowing this just a weeeeeeee bit out of proportion?

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 31, 2007 @ 3:53 pm | Reply


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