Scene: an international medical convention. Several doctors are involved in an intense discussion.
The Japanese doctor boasts, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.”
“That’s nothing,” the German doctor retorts. “We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.”
“Well, in my country,” interjects the British doctor, “medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.”
The American doctor, not to be outdone, exclaims: “You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work.”
Take that, Hillary Clinton!
Hat Tip: AntiHill via email.