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October 25, 2007

Homosexuals are Responsible for the Wildfires

WildfireOne thing is increasingly clear to Americans as we study the California wildfires: someone is responsible for all this. That someone is God. Networks like CNN will try to blame arson, of course, and maybe arson was a contributing factor. But our God is the God of arsonists, as well, and sometimes even criminals end up unwittingly doing the Lord’s work.

Why would God want to burn California? Well, beyond the fact that God is punishing America as a whole for turning its back on the candidate who best exemplified His will, Sam Brownback, there are sins peculiar to, or prevalent in, California. I’m talking about two evils in particular: Hollywood, and homosexuality.

Hollywood is the root of most American evil. (The remaining evil emanates from New York City, of course.) Hollywood, that den of flag-burning pornographers and sexual deviants, has learned a powerful lesson: God will not tolerate their irreligious iniquities indefinitely, and they will be held reponsible for their crimes and sins- in this life as well as the next.

Homosexuality is a sin older than Hollywood, but its recent spread in America is directly attributable to Hollywood. Without the release of pornography and films like “Brokeback Mountain,” most Americans wouldn’t even be aware that homosexuality existed. Without the deviant Supreme Court, homosexuality would still be a crime in most of the decent parts of this country, and the police would quickly incarcerate these perverts before they had a chance to teach our children that sodomy is acceptable behavior.

Sadly, homosexuality is no longer treated as criminal activity. Nor is it treated as a mental disorder. In reality, though it is both. It is also a sin against God, and as we all know, God will not stand for the world to be corrupted with sin and evil.

God has shown California that He does not countenance homosexuality, just as He showed New Orleans that He would not stand for dipsomania and fornication. The liberal media can try to spin their way out of the web of sin that liberalism has entagled this country in, but the reality is that the great spider, Satan, has us at his mercy. Only God can cut the knots of vileness that risk our lives and our souls. Only God can set us free.

Repent now, homosexuals. Repent, and devote your lives to proselytizing your repentance. The hour of your judgment is nigh. God will always have more of California to burn, and next time you may find yourselves caught in an earthquake as you await this flaming doom.

God bless these United States. And may God be praised throughout this great nation.

161 Comments »

  1. Are you for real????

    Comment by Kathy — October 25, 2007 @ 8:28 am | Reply

  2. Yes, because in the god fearing state of Alabama, they have the god sanctioned sex with family members, just like Adam and Eve, and Noah and his sons and daughters.

    Comment by larry — October 25, 2007 @ 8:50 am | Reply

  3. … Fred Phelps?

    And Larry, Noah never had sex with his family. You’re thinking of Lot.

    Comment by Salmo — October 25, 2007 @ 9:00 am | Reply

  4. God caused the fires in California,,, wonder if the arsonists would be able to use that as a defense in court.
    You make christianity sound worse and worse all the time. If any of the garbage you say in your blogs were true at all no human being with a brain would be christian. But fortunately, nothing you say is true or even makes any sense at all so there are still good christian people out there,,, just don’t try to confuse yourself with them.

    [Ed Note: The Lord works in mysterious ways. It is not your place to question His judgement. That would be hubris.]

    Comment by Arn Lewis — October 25, 2007 @ 9:10 am | Reply

  5. If Noah was left with his family alone in the world, how did they make more babies?

    [Ed Note: Ask your parents about the birds and the bees. Educating you on how to make babies is not our job, larry. Shouldn’t you be in class right now?]

    Comment by larry — October 25, 2007 @ 9:12 am | Reply

  6. A practical solution for the world:

    First withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan and send our heroes Psycheout, Ednote , Sisyphus and BJ tabor there equipped with a machine gun with a big crucifix mounted on top of it. They can then “rid the world of all infidels and sin” for they “have God on their side”.
    Of course their strong belief will make them bullitproof.
    Henceforth they thereby proof that they are capeable of putting their money where their mouth is, instead of endlessly babbling.

    Of course I will get a dumb reply again from one of them, but that ain’t my concern, since somehow they always lose arguments with me anyway.

    Greetings
    Jim

    Comment by jim — October 25, 2007 @ 9:30 am | Reply

  7. God brought down his wrath on California for all of the sodomites and Liberals as sure as I sit here today.

    Comment by Lynelle Bryant - USE Ministry Leader — October 25, 2007 @ 10:07 am | Reply

  8. im sure the all loveing “Father” (as if god has genitals) punished all these people plants and animals because a few people like to make movies and have same sex relations. its funny how christianity runs so heavily off hate, discrimination and a god with the copeing skills of a sheltered child. sounds more like what your spouting is more like satanism under the guise of christianity. but of course ignorance and fundamentalism always leads to placeing the blame on someone, judge lest ye be judged

    Comment by Dichotomy — October 25, 2007 @ 10:33 am | Reply

  9. Frankly I do not understand why we allowed Californication into the United States. This couldn’t possibly be what Jesus had in mind when He sent the first Pilgrims. I mean look at the place’s name; California is from some sleazy Spanish novel about some Amazon queen. That’s right, a book about a man hating lesbian written by a guy who wore tights. No wonder the pornography industry and gays are there.

    No, the sooner God whips California from the map with a tidal wave, monster earthquake or fire storm the better. You just watch, those Californians will come up with some cheesy excuse for the fires like global warming (which isn’t happening) or some other naturalistic fantasy and go on like nothing is wrong.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 25, 2007 @ 10:37 am | Reply

  10. I would like to know what has happened to the human brain during the course of mankind? Does any thinking human, with free choice, really believe that God would burn California due to homosexuality? Does any intelligent human, again with free choice and thinking, believe California is responsible for homosexuality? The God that I pray to each day is a good and loving God. If He were the God you are referring to, then don’t you think that your rural states —where sex amongst cousins and high rates of incest would be destroyed immediately by God?

    Comment by Jane Winslow — October 25, 2007 @ 10:54 am | Reply

  11. NUTS NUTS, CRAZY NUTS. Get a life, for the love of Heaven.

    Comment by singingtothewheat — October 25, 2007 @ 10:59 am | Reply

  12. Wow, bjob, you’re as twisted and dumb as psycheout and sisyphus, and I didn’t think anyone else could be that dumb, guess that’s what I get for thinking. And global warming is a fact, but you’re just too full of hot air to feel the warm air around you.

    Comment by Arn Lewis — October 25, 2007 @ 11:09 am | Reply

  13. do you think its merely cooincidence, pertaining to this fire, that homosexuals are termed ”flaming”…hmmm, didnt connect the dots did you.

    Comment by freedom isnt free — October 25, 2007 @ 11:10 am | Reply

  14. whoever wrote this is a FreaKING idiot. all of you religious fraking FREAKS are gunna burn in hell with the rest of us!~ hahah! you’re a bunch of CULT MONKEYS

    [Ed Note: Language, Maura. This is a family-friendly site. Children read this blog. Please try not to curse like a sailor.]

    Comment by MAURA — October 25, 2007 @ 12:08 pm | Reply

  15. Dude you need to seek serious counsiling. But judging by your rant you probably alreday are. The problem with this country is nut jobs like you. No ‘God’ from any religion would wish this upon anyone.
    What cult did you say you were in? You are aware your leader Charles Manson is in jail right???

    [Ed Note: Drat, for a minute there I thought you typed Marilyn Manson. Throw away the key.]

    Comment by Ed — October 25, 2007 @ 12:08 pm | Reply

  16. “Of course I will get a dumb reply again from one of them, but that ain’t my concern, since somehow they always lose arguments with me anyway.”

    You have serious issues, Jim. You speak in tongues created by Satan half the time, then the other half you post schizophrenic rants like this. I think you need spiritual counseling.

    “God brought down his wrath on California for all of the sodomites and Liberals as sure as I sit here today.”

    Amen!

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 25, 2007 @ 12:32 pm | Reply

  17. We need to speak about MY words.

    I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

    Comment by GOD — October 25, 2007 @ 12:39 pm | Reply

  18. Do you not realize that you and others like you are alienating people who are either getting into christianity or are already christians with this blatantly hateful propaganda?

    People like you are why Christians are ridiculed. The bible tells you to love everyone. It doesn’t say love everyone who you agree with.

    Comment by chris — October 25, 2007 @ 12:41 pm | Reply

  19. Believe you me, we all wish you weren’t ‘sitting here today’ jack ass.
    They always lose arguments with you??? I am positive no one anywhere talks to you let alone argues with you, except perhaps the voices in your head and I’m pretty sure you would lose an argument to them to judging by your continuing worthless comments.

    Comment by Ed — October 25, 2007 @ 12:43 pm | Reply

  20. Hmm. Interesting.

    On CNN, Glenn Beck said the fire was the fault of “damned environmentalists.”

    A Fox News report said it was al Quaeda.

    Lots of interesting theories out there.

    Here’s my theory: It got hot and windy, and combustion started. Sadly, at least one fire was set intentionally. Physical laws took over. Firebugs deserve to be jailed for life, period (and if the fires cause a death, they should be subject to that jurisdiction’s murder laws).

    In the forest, there are forest fires.

    Duh.

    Comment by MikeM — October 25, 2007 @ 1:10 pm | Reply

  21. Let’s give that state back to the Mexicans and see how the homos like living on tacos.

    Comment by Maura Ghee — October 25, 2007 @ 1:12 pm | Reply

  22. I figured it out, finally. Someone went back in time and donated a bunch of personal computers to some illiterate christian bigots, and managed to explain them the basics of what a blog is. They’re somehow able to to comunicate with us, but there’s no need to figure out how. All we have to do is go back in time and stop this abomination from happening. They’ll be back in no time to whatever it is they do in the 8th century, happy and ignorant of what we do here, the space-time continuum will be intact, and more importantly, this blog will be no more.
    Working on it.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 25, 2007 @ 1:22 pm | Reply

  23. Oh, and while we are at it, we could get poor Jesus here for a couple of days and let him see what has become of His wonderful ideals. Who knows, maybe He’ll think twice about the whole messiah complex buisness.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 25, 2007 @ 1:33 pm | Reply

  24. MikeM @Here’s my theory: It got hot and windy, and combustion started. Sadly, at least one fire was set intentionally. Physical laws took over. Firebugs deserve to be jailed for life, period (and if the fires cause a death, they should be subject to that jurisdiction’s murder laws).

    Why don’t you take off the blinders of rationalism and see the truth. God smote California for its’ gay embracing ways. End of discussion.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 25, 2007 @ 1:37 pm | Reply

  25. From where I sit, in a lovely reupholstered 18th c. Bergere armchair mind you, I see a whole lot of Liberal hate being spewed and the word of God being trampled on by the very sodomites and deviants who brought His vengeance upon California. It is appalling that in a critically acclaimed, well respected forum such as this, that perverts and half wits like Maura, Jimk, Chris, Kyle and Ed are even permitted to regurgitate such bile. When those kinds come in here the IQ level drops by 50 points.

    At least the moral, decent people who frequent here can take comfort in knowing that one day soon God is going to return and smash those heathens to death like the insects that they are.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — October 25, 2007 @ 1:39 pm | Reply

  26. “God smote California for its’ gay embracing ways”
    You may be right. Maybe Calfifornia doesn’t come from Calida Fornax, for its hot climate, like this liberal bookkworms would have you believe. Maybe its all about the fornicating.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 25, 2007 @ 1:44 pm | Reply

  27. “At least the moral, decent people who frequent here can take comfort in knowing that one day soon God is going to return and smash those heathens to death like the insects that they are.”

    Boy, you’re in for a nasty surprise.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 25, 2007 @ 1:46 pm | Reply

  28. parody?

    Comment by anonymous — October 25, 2007 @ 2:10 pm | Reply

  29. I am here to add one more thought:

    I love you, TD. You’re the one, baby. I have a wife and kids, but I am madly in love with you. No one talks smite like you.

    I live in what is regarded as the most liberal and ethnically diverse areas of Sacramento. Could you live there?

    Comment by MikeM — October 25, 2007 @ 2:28 pm | Reply

  30. “If Noah was left with his family alone in the world, how did they make more babies?”

    His family included all of his son’s wives, as well. So there were a total of at least eight couples on the Ark.

    Comment by Salmo — October 25, 2007 @ 2:32 pm | Reply

  31. This guy is delusional.

    Get your head out of the bible and wake up to reality.

    Comment by Mark — October 25, 2007 @ 3:22 pm | Reply

  32. This topic is yet another piece of misinformation.

    The fires were caused by Right-Wing Moonbat Conservo-fascist outer fringe Republican arsonists. Whether they are closet homosexuals is beside the point.

    Comment by spacebrother — October 25, 2007 @ 6:11 pm | Reply

  33. Yes! True folowers of God commit violent acts of arson, rape, and genocide on his very whim, just like in the Bible. Remember kids, God loves you. NOW DIE!

    Standard Christian rhetoric; its hard to tell if this one is serious as sadly some really do think like that.

    Comment by Blayze Kohime — October 25, 2007 @ 6:54 pm | Reply

  34. I WILL ENJOY SODOMIZING YOU ALL WHEN MY TIME COMES. GOD HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON YOU FOR YOUR IGNORANCE, ITS ONLY YOU, ME, AND MY FATHER. YOU WILL ALL SUFFER IN THE FIRES FOR OUR PLEASURE. YOU WILL BE TORN APART BY DEMONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. YOUR SCREAMS OF FEAR AND PAIN WILL BE OUR KNEW MUSIC.

    P.S. FETUSES ARE TASTY, TRY THEM SOME TIME

    Comment by ANTI CHRIST — October 25, 2007 @ 7:28 pm | Reply

  35. regarding the freaking language issue, its fine and dandy to condone hate mongering wich is responsible for more violent crimes than saying heck, tell me why is heck so bad to say, if your children are old enough to read yet not responsible to understand that heck is mearly a word used in various forms of expression then theres something seriously wrong with this picture. its like when i see kids playing games online where the point is to kill other players but you cant say heck poopy damn bully ect because its not family appropriate. once again if people cant teach there children that words especially “bad words” are just that word then they shouldnt be letting them use the internet to begin with. i know your probly going to delete this comment or censor it but i have a feeling rationality isnt something your worried about insomuch as getting your point across. but if youd like to debate this issue further please feel free if you think you have an even remotely backable arguement

    Comment by dichotomy — October 25, 2007 @ 7:33 pm | Reply

  36. Where is the death penalty? Why aren’t Christians doing the right thing by stoning homosexuals where they can get away with it, such as North Dakota? I am shocked and awed by the liberal power, and the weak conservatives we have in office today. Sodomy demands the death penalty, and Jesus upheld it. Until that Deist poon Jefferson changed the law in 1779, America DID uphold God’s law. (To be fair, castration is about as good a punishment, but it still defies God’s law.)

    Comment by Bob_Corker — October 25, 2007 @ 7:35 pm | Reply

  37. DEAF AND DUMB AND BLIND AND BORN TO FOLLOW
    LET ME LAY MY HOLY HAND UPON YOU.

    Comment by SATAN — October 25, 2007 @ 7:38 pm | Reply

  38. Parody confirmed.

    Comment by ninjacat11 — October 25, 2007 @ 7:40 pm | Reply

  39. ninjacat11, I think YOU are a parody. Nobody in their sane minds think B4B is a parody. You have violated the ninth commandment, and unless you repent, you will be tasting hellfire and pitchfork rust in a very, very short time.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — October 25, 2007 @ 7:58 pm | Reply

  40. WHO ARE YOU TO CONDEM ONE TO HELL, THATS MY JOB MOTHER LLOOVVEERR!!!!!!!!
    I SHALL TASTE YOUR SOUL

    Comment by ANTI CHRIST — October 25, 2007 @ 8:15 pm | Reply

  41. LOL if there is a god he’s laughing at you for being a complete moron

    Comment by Charles_Darwin — October 25, 2007 @ 8:28 pm | Reply

  42. hmmm… Let’s see here… a hot, dry climate just happens to catch on fire, like many other similar climates do every year. Of course it’s not because of the heat mixed with the lack of saturation… GOD DID IT!!! Duh. He obviously was trying to get rid of all the god-hating homosexuals and porn stars, no matter how many innocent bystanders he has kill or leave homeless in the process. I mean… it’s not like forest fires and natural disasters occurred before Hollywood existed…

    (oh, and that was sarcasm in case you didn’t realize it. I don’t mean to underestimate your intelligence, but with a theory like the one you have… I just wanted to make sure.)

    Comment by Cory — October 25, 2007 @ 10:01 pm | Reply

  43. Parody? Only for those intelligent enough to recognise it. For the rest; “God’s honest Truth!” So, I realize that as a resident of San Diego, and thus a Californian ( native no less) my opinion is of no interest to the true believers here, but still I would ask you this question: Why would God send these wild fires to the parts of our county where primarily wealthy, conservative families and struggling blue collar workers live. Why would God spare the neighborhoods where the worst liberals, intellectuals, college professors, and yes, the communities where openly homosexual people live? Because this is exactly how it worked out…it just don’t figure. Maybe God was sending a different message. I wouldn’t have the temerity to say what that might be. My understanding of God, is such that I would’t possibly second guess the message, if one was even intended. If God was responsible for these fires, who am I to interpret the message?

    Comment by uh, yeah, ok, then... — October 25, 2007 @ 11:29 pm | Reply

  44. This is truly sad.
    You damn religious fanatics and your ranting about sin and commandments, and even worse, “God”.
    The only “God” is mother nature herself.
    As long as we continue to turn this planet into a festering heck hole, she will continue to lash back.
    I’d say that’s a bit more rational than the idea of your God. Your hateful “loving” God.
    Jesus bleeding Christ, you Christians should get your heads out of your asses.
    For the better of us all.
    Find something more productive to do than blaming problems on other people and going to church to prove yourself worthy to your non existant god.

    Comment by Mangoose — October 26, 2007 @ 1:21 am | Reply

  45. I cherish thee Bob Corker and all who run this blog, see you soon

    Comment by Lucifer — October 26, 2007 @ 1:55 am | Reply

  46. I love it when liberals post here. They only reconfirm everything I say about them. In fact, they make my assertions look tepid and understated in comparison to the genuine insanity they display.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 26, 2007 @ 7:35 am | Reply

  47. Man, you Christianists are nuts.

    Comment by Jebus — October 26, 2007 @ 8:06 am | Reply

  48. Corker @ ninjacat11, I think YOU are a parody. Nobody in their sane minds think B4B is a parody. You have violated the ninth commandment, and unless you repent, you will be tasting hellfire and pitchfork rust in a very, very short time.
    That’s pretty dispicable, dude. You have a brain to make conscious thought. The Ninth Commandment is this: “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.” I can’t even begin to tell you how hypocritical that is. One of the teaching emphasized by Jesus was “Love thy neighbor like thyself.” Remember the parable of the Good Samaritan? How it turned out his enemy was the only one willing to help him? That’s more than just a story, it’s a message. The idea is that you’re supposed to love everyone, not only those you disagree with. Bob_Corker, I think you should read the Bible again. You’re getting a bit rusty on the whole Jesus Christ part. Does anyone here know what the “Sermon on the Mount” was? Ringing any bells?
    People can’t choose who they love, you know. Homosexuality is not a lifestyle, I’m pretty sure it’s largely genetic, considering they’ve found genes in homosexuals that aren’t there in heterosexuals. Stoning someone for something they can’t choose (in fact, stoning at all) is disgusting and abhorrent.

    Sisyphus @ I love it when liberals post here. They only reconfirm everything I say about them. In fact, they make my assertions look tepid and understated in comparison to the genuine insanity they display.
    I’m sorry, but you talk about how murderers deserve “the full penalty of the law,” meaning death, but you advocate murder like it’s just an every day thing. I really think you guys should seek some kind of psychiatric help. Just humor me and see what they say. PWEASE???
    And you still haven’t answered my question about your name. Is there some reason you’re avoiding the subject?

    EdNote @ The Lord works in mysterious ways. It is not your place to question His judgement. That would be hubris.
    And it is yours? Ha! I’m pretty sure hubris includes bigotry.

    Comment by n_n — October 26, 2007 @ 8:23 am | Reply

  49. You’re a blasphemer, “Jebus.”

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 26, 2007 @ 8:52 am | Reply

  50. Silly Liberals wouldn’t know the truth if a whole gang of it hog tied them and dragged them behind a pick-up truck down a dirt road.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — October 26, 2007 @ 8:55 am | Reply

  51. “You have serious issues, Jim. You speak in tongues created by Satan half the time, then the other half you post schizophrenic rants like this. I think you need spiritual counseling.” By Sisyphus.

    How can I take you serious, oh person who is nicknamed after a species of African dung beetle.
    Since you are only capable of speking only one language created by Englishmen doent make you impressive not intelligent.

    So far my reply to your dumb pollution of internet of today.
    Jim

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 9:06 am | Reply

  52. “How can I take you serious, oh person who is nicknamed after a species of African dung beetle.”

    And you have the same name as Jim Jones, the famous Kool-Aid purveyor. You sound like him, too.

    “Since you are only capable of speking only one language created by Englishmen doent make you impressive not intelligent.”

    I speak the only language worth speaking. That’s more than can be said for you, anyway. Why don’t you go back to Planet Klingon or Esperantostan or wherever it is that people speak whatever made-up language you like to yammer in?

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 26, 2007 @ 9:10 am | Reply

  53. Wow, you lefties are a bunch of negative nellies. Always griping about something or other. You know, if you’d just let the shining light of Jesus into your heart, you wouldn’t be so negative all the time. Once you let Him in, there’s no longer any room for the grumpies.

    Comment by Psycheout — October 26, 2007 @ 9:38 am | Reply

  54. “Wow, you lefties are a bunch of negative nellies. Always griping about something or other. You know, if you’d just let the shining light of Jesus into your heart, you wouldn’t be so negative all the time. Once you let Him in, there’s no longer any room for the grumpies.”

    well, then you might consider letting the light of Jesus in and stop the griping about Halloween, homosexuals, lefties, videogames, anime, goths, other blogs, Harry Potter books, other religions, sex toys, furries, women, and I mean, I’m just looking at the first three pages here.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 26, 2007 @ 10:21 am | Reply

  55. “Silly Liberals wouldn’t know the truth if a whole gang of it hog tied them and gragged them behind a pick-up truck down a dirt road.”

    NO ONE talks smite like TD. And I mean, NO ONE.

    Sigh.

    My offer stands.

    Could you live with a liberal, atheist, environmentalist, integrationist, cyclist? One who believes in abolishing the Electoral College, and who thinks it’s a travesty that DC doesn’t have senators?

    I’m pretty sure “gragged” is a misspelling, but I’m willing to overlook your flaws, if you’re willing to overlook mine.

    Comment by MikeM — October 26, 2007 @ 10:30 am | Reply

  56. I speak the only language worth speaking. That’s more than can be said for you, anyway. Why don’t you go back to Planet Klingon or Esperantostan or wherever it is that people speak whatever made-up language you like to yammer in?….By Sisyphus

    The last one was English, the one before that was Latin…..shall I continue??
    Also… the planet Klingon does not exist, it is pue fiction, please take less LSD while watching television…..lol kiddo, nice try.

    Jim

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 10:51 am | Reply

  57. (and pue is a typo, not Geminesuanitian dialect)

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 10:52 am | Reply

  58. Anyway, there is no real cure for the Gilles-de La-Tourette syndrom which you are seemingly suffering from.
    I recommend you to wear less tight pants, so you won’t yell like beeing tortured by a band of nasties.

    (or try deaf-mute sign language instead, Sisy…..it fits you better)

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 11:48 am | Reply

  59. of course my comment about how saying fuck is worse than hate mongering has been deleted so once again for those who missed it IF CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED TO BE PROGRAMMED IN SUCH A HATE MONGERING FASION YET NOT RESPONSIBLE TO KNOW THAT FUCK AND ACCOCIATED WORDS ARE JUST THAT “WORDS” THEN THERES SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THE MORALITY MESSAGE BEING POSTED HERE SO FOR THE RECORD “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK dont hate homosexuals FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK that is all

    [Ed Note: Ah, the legendary eloquence of the unhinged left. Blam!]

    Comment by dichotomy — October 26, 2007 @ 11:57 am | Reply

  60. “The last one was English, the one before that was Latin…..shall I continue??
    Also… the planet Klingon does not exist, it is pue fiction, please take less LSD while watching television…..lol kiddo, nice try.”

    What does this even mean? Are you trying to speak English, here?

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 26, 2007 @ 12:24 pm | Reply

  61. go back to kindergarten and find out Sissy.

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 1:42 pm | Reply

  62. else remove your head out of Psycheouts bottom and try reading it again (including this)

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 1:43 pm | Reply

  63. (and wash your head please, this ain’t smellevision)

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 1:44 pm | Reply

  64. oh yeah,

    for your “extraterrestrial” part of an afterbirth that you regard as a brain:

    Qapla

    haha…..live long but prosper not.

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 1:52 pm | Reply

  65. What does this even mean? Are you trying to speak English, here?

    Nope,guess again

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 26, 2007 @ 12:24 pm

    Tum podex carmen extulit horridulum

    (annoying isn’t it?)

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 2:34 pm | Reply

  66. Have fun having arguments in 12 made-up languages with the 12 demons in your head, jim. I’ll be off in church, praying for your soul.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 26, 2007 @ 3:36 pm | Reply

  67. Hey hey, don’t lie…..you’ll be off to your momma’s place baking cookies and hearing God speak through them.
    Have fun thinking God speaks English, it’s all in your mind.

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 5:09 pm | Reply

  68. Don’t forget to put on your deer skins, my dear barbarian friend…..it’s almost sunday so you gotta dress up well, else a big hand from the sky will spank you …again

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 5:14 pm | Reply

  69. Jim.

    If God doesn’t speak English then why did He write The Bible in English? Huh? Let’s be reasonable here.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 26, 2007 @ 5:16 pm | Reply

  70. (that last post will now be translated in the only language Sisyphus really speaks, before his computer translates it for him.

    Meeeeh meeeh meeeeh meeeeeh meeef barf grunt meeeh meeeh. Meeeh meeeh grunt grunt meeh.
    barf meeeh…mehmeh

    jim

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 5:17 pm | Reply

  71. “If God doesn’t speak English then why did He write The Bible in English? Huh? Let’s be reasonable here.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 26, 2007 @ 5:16 pm ”

    …you can’t be serious.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 26, 2007 @ 5:23 pm | Reply

  72. Lol, Kyle, guess Tabor is another anal-phabetic as well.

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 5:35 pm | Reply

  73. Help me mommy……someone claims that God is Jewish. Badbadbad. Sniff….let me cry in your moustache mommy, spoke Sisyphus and wept for six days and twenty four minutes.
    And there was much happiness.

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 5:38 pm | Reply

  74. #

    Help me mommy……someone claims that God is Jewish. Badbadbad. Sniff….let me cry in your moustache mommy, spoke Sisyphus and wept for six days and twenty four minutes.
    And there was much happiness.

    Comment by jim — October 26, 2007 @ 5:38 pm

    As I already suggested they should rewrite the whole thing. They could set it in ancient Texas, Jesus could perform miracles Like the multiplication of steak and fries, ora transform water into chili, and more importantly, His name could be Tyler.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 27, 2007 @ 2:34 am | Reply

  75. “If God doesn’t speak English then why did He write The Bible in English? Huh? Let’s be reasonable here.”

    What hole of misinformation did you crawl out of? It took years for scholars to translate the bible into english, God didn’t write it in english, in fact he didn’t write it at all, he couldn’t find a pen, so he had his buddies write it for him.

    Comment by Arn Lewis — October 27, 2007 @ 7:30 am | Reply

  76. @As I already suggested they should rewrite the whole thing. They could set it in ancient Texas, Jesus could perform miracles Like the multiplication of steak and fries, ora transform water into chili, and more importantly, His name could be Tyler.

    I guess you just inspired me to make a movie….thanx Kyle.

    Comment by Jim — October 27, 2007 @ 11:09 am | Reply

  77. We will subtitle it in sheepish, so the B4B-ers can read it as well.

    Comment by Jim — October 27, 2007 @ 11:10 am | Reply

  78. “But our God is the God of arsonists, as well, and sometimes even criminals end up unwittingly doing the Lord’s work”

    This seems like a confession that the B4B team did the burning themselves…..Guess they wear white pointy hats and robes while they are doing it.

    It wasn’t a gay, it was Sisyphus and the KKK.
    Tra la laaaa.

    Comment by Jim — October 27, 2007 @ 11:15 am | Reply

  79. Dear random American:

    Please stop embarrassing your country and community with such mindless rubbish as the above. It’s really degrading to watch, but simultaneously hilarious and amusing. Are you entertaining, or preaching? Think about it.

    Love, Australia.

    Comment by Paul — October 27, 2007 @ 11:20 am | Reply

  80. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Comment by アリス — October 27, 2007 @ 11:21 am | Reply

  81. Hollywood was untouched. God did manage to at least destroy a major church in Malibu. Ooops!

    Comment by Mike — October 27, 2007 @ 1:19 pm | Reply

  82. “Please stop embarrassing your country and community with such mindless rubbish as the above. It’s really degrading to watch, but simultaneously hilarious and amusing. Are you entertaining, or preaching? Think about it.”

    Another post written in something similar to, but not equal to, English.

    “God did manage to at least destroy a major church in Malibu. Ooops!”

    They must’ve been heretics. Anyway, Hollywood got warned. That’s the important thing.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 27, 2007 @ 3:00 pm | Reply

  83. Could you live with a liberal, atheist, environmentalist, integrationist, cyclist? One who believes in abolishing the Electoral College, and who thinks it’s a travesty that DC doesn’t have senators?

    No. I could not. And thank you for pointing out my typo.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — October 27, 2007 @ 3:41 pm | Reply

  84. Seems that Sisy is a bit bitter since his inflatable woman divorced him……..go marry him Miss Crockett, to continue inbreed

    [Ed Note: Why am I not surprised that you encourage bigamy?]

    Comment by Jim — October 27, 2007 @ 3:57 pm | Reply

  85. (because we know that you love bigamy, Ednose…..see it as a compliment….
    en iedereen was verblijd ende verheugd)

    Comment by Jim — October 27, 2007 @ 5:22 pm | Reply

  86. “Without the release of pornography and films like “Brokeback Mountain”
    so….most of America is watching gay porn??

    What about Indonesia, Sri Lanka and Malaysia…hot beds of homosexuality? Turkey, Iran, China, Japan…homo havens? I could go on, but you probably are way to stupid to see what I mean.

    Comment by billy jones — October 27, 2007 @ 7:26 pm | Reply

  87. I hope you know that whoever wrote or even THOUHT ANY of these articles made sense is absolutley retarded.
    God is punishing California for Wildfires and Homosexuality? WRONG, GOD IS PUNISHING US BECAUSE CALIFORNIA STOPPED TO PRODUCTION OF PEPSI BLUE, IT WAS ARSON YOU BRAINLESS RODENT.
    Anime Encourages Murder? STAND STILL WHILE I GET MY WIZARD STAFF AND CAST A SPELL AND CURSE YOUR FAMILY WITH WARTS AND SELF DOUBT. YOU EVER THINK PEOPLE WHO COMMIT MURDER ARE ACTUALLY INSANE??? AND THE JAPANESE HAVE A HIGHER LOOK ON LIFE THEN AMERICANS?

    ALL YOUR INFORMATION about Japanese culture is FALSE. I’ll bet Brownback was one of those anime nerds who jerked off too much at hentai and ruined his penis in the progress so he now blames anime.

    GET A LIFE. YOUR A FAILURE AT LIFE AND YOUR MOTHER SAID SO THE SECOND SHE REALIZED SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH TO YOU, AND YOUR DAD WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

    I’M 20 YEARS OLD, I WATCHED ANIME ON A DAILY BASIS, I PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON A DAILY BASIS, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I HAVE A STEADY BUT SIMPLE JOB, I BELIEVE ALL RELIGIONS ARE FAKE, AND IF I CATCH YOU RANKING ON PEOPLE BASED ON THEY’RE SEXUAL CHOICES OR ETHNIC BACKGROUND, I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

    THAT MEANS YOU BROWNBACK, YOU WORTHLESS TURD.

    Comment by Cortland — October 28, 2007 @ 4:00 am | Reply

  88. “God did manage to at least destroy a major church in Malibu. Ooops!”

    They must’ve been heretics. Anyway, Hollywood got warned. That’s the important thing.

    So the fire were God’s holy wrath, but its okay that he missed his intended target?

    This is your FUNNIEST line of “resoning (I’m being very generous with my assesment of your mental prosess here)” yet!

    Comment by indyandy — October 28, 2007 @ 7:38 am | Reply

  89. That was supposed to read “mental prowess” – sorry!

    Comment by indyandy — October 28, 2007 @ 7:39 am | Reply

  90. I love when people try to make it sound like every single natural disaster that takes place is the hand of God smiting the sinners.

    If that were so, then why did Hurricane Katrina destroy all of New Orleans except the French Quarter, which is renowned for voodoo shops and debauchery, and which remained nearly untouched?

    Or does the book of Job, with its implications that sometimes God tests us by allowing bad things to happen to good people, make you uncomfortable?

    In summary: Yes, there are homosexuals in California. Not everyone in the affected areas is homosexual. Surely you have pity on the god-fearing Christians who were trying to convert the homosexuals before their houses burned down?

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 28, 2007 @ 1:47 pm | Reply

  91. I hope you know that whoever wrote or even THOUHT ANY of these articles made sense is absolutley retarded.

    It takes one to know one.

    And STOP SHOUTING! It’s REALLY ANNOYING!

    Comment by Psycheout — October 28, 2007 @ 2:12 pm | Reply

  92. STOP SHOUTING! It’s REALLY ANNOYING!
    Comment by Psycheout

    Then glue yer mouth shut with one of your heliocentrism stickers,Psycheout,for even without shouting it is you who blabber the most annoying lyricism on this page.

    Comment by Jim — October 28, 2007 @ 2:39 pm | Reply

  93. “It takes one to know one.
    Comment by Psycheout”

    I guess that makes you a sinner and a satanist, since you’re so quick in pointing the finger, around here.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 28, 2007 @ 2:44 pm | Reply

  94. Excuse me? I happen to work here. If you’re jealous then get your own blog.

    Comment by Psycheout — October 28, 2007 @ 2:49 pm | Reply

  95. What?

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 28, 2007 @ 2:58 pm | Reply

  96. I meant that if it takes one to know one, as you say the you must be one to point fingers around.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 28, 2007 @ 2:59 pm | Reply

  97. That’s pretty dispicable, dude. You have a brain to make conscious thought. The Ninth Commandment is this: “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”

    Actually, that’s the 8th commandment. The 9th is “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife,” which has NOTHING to do with the arguments in the comments whatsoever.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 28, 2007 @ 3:26 pm | Reply

  98. “Jim.

    If God doesn’t speak English then why did He write The Bible in English? Huh? Let’s be reasonable here.”

    BJ, are you trying to make yourself look ignorant?

    The Bible was originally written in Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic (a dead language which was a mix of Hebrew and Greek). The first English translations (into Old English, which is unintelligible to those who haven’t studied it) were in the 7th century–well after all of the evangelists died! The first translation into modern English was in 1611 with the KJV.

    Old English did not even exist until the 5th century AD. Jesus spoke Aramaic, not English. Don’t argue for an assumption when the truth is soooooo easy to look up.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 28, 2007 @ 3:37 pm | Reply

  99. “Jim.

    If God doesn’t speak English then why did He write The Bible in English? Huh? Let’s be reasonable here.”

    BJ, are you trying to make yourself look ignorant?

    The Bible was originally written in Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic (a dead language which was a mix of Hebrew and Greek). The first English translations (into Old English, which is unintelligible to those who haven’t studied it) were in the 7th century–well after all of the evangelists died!

    Old English did not even exist until the 5th century AD. Jesus spoke Aramaic, not English. Don’t argue for an assumption when the truth is soooooo easy to look up.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 28, 2007 @ 3:45 pm | Reply

  100. “Excuse me? I happen to work here. If you’re jealous then get your own blog.”

    Yes, I’m sure a lot of people are jealous of having to weed through all those hateful comments.

    For someone who claims not to be a sinner (in direct opposition to the words of St. Paul), you sure do know a lot about the 7 Deadly Sins, huh?

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 28, 2007 @ 3:50 pm | Reply

  101. It’s interesting that California burns and New Orleans gets smashed with a hurricane, yet Massachusetts and Canada haven’t seen any major natural disasters since legalizing same-sex marriage.

    Perhaps your theory is a load of bull.

    Comment by Anonymous — October 28, 2007 @ 4:03 pm | Reply

  102. i always thought satan was the devil, turns out he’s a giant spider.😀 the next time i love a guy ill make sure to bring a rolled up newspaper in case i die shortly after.

    Comment by Atlas — October 28, 2007 @ 5:50 pm | Reply

  103. you are a fag.

    Comment by Gonzo — October 29, 2007 @ 12:43 am | Reply

  104. “Silly Liberals wouldn’t know the truth if a whole gang of it hog tied them and dragged them behind a pick-up truck down a dirt road.”

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — October 26, 2007 @ 8:55 am

    What a rancid [lady parts] you are.

    Comment by Fuck — October 29, 2007 @ 1:54 am | Reply

  105. Sisyphus and Psycheout sound like they **** each others *****.

    [Ed Note: Please keep your perverted sexual fantasies to yourself, foul person.]

    Comment by Heck — October 29, 2007 @ 1:56 am | Reply

  106. I find the homo hatred here only confirms that the people who run this blog are definitly outer-fringe far right neo-con wackos.

    Comment by spacebrother — October 29, 2007 @ 1:59 am | Reply

  107. If I didn’t recognize the name behind this website, I would swear that it was a product of the Onion.
    Then I would read into the blog further and realize that the Onion’s writers are far more educated and cleaver then Larry. Then I would think that this was just a dumb joke.

    Stop using God as an excuse for your judgment, Larry.
    It’s ridiculous.

    This is what you sound like…
    “You didn’t vote for me so God’s going to get you”..
    stop being such a sore loser.

    Comment by Rock Star — October 29, 2007 @ 8:32 am | Reply

  108. Anonymous @Perhaps your theory is a load of bull.

    No it is not. The destruction of New Orleans and Southern California is just God warning Canada and Taxsachusetts. His wrath will be dire if they do not mend their wicked ways.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 29, 2007 @ 10:51 am | Reply

  109. If God was truly trying to punish California and it’s Homosexual residents… why wasn’t Northern California hit by the fires? San Francisco and Guerneville would be included in your so called wrath, right?

    Comment by Rock Star — October 29, 2007 @ 11:12 am | Reply

  110. it is not. The destruction of New Orleans and Southern California is just God warning Canada and Taxsachusetts. His wrath will be dire if they do not mend their wicked ways.

    Comment by BJ Tabor

    (BJ is good in predicting things which he read in a cup of(American made)coffee)

    Comment by Jim — October 29, 2007 @ 11:41 am | Reply

  111. actually i think you all have it wrong, God must be a fag, why would he make make it so easy for two men to have sex and feel so good. I mean my penis fits so perfectly into my lovers anal cavity…no God loves fags, its Lesbians and Women he hates.

    Comment by Gonzo — October 29, 2007 @ 11:56 am | Reply

  112. That last post of mine was a more cynical approach, so now let’s talk sense.

    More likely mister Tabor has a delusional disorder

    These are the symptoms:

    1.The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force.

    2.The individual tends to be humorless and oversensitive, especially about the belief.

    3.No matter how unlikely it is that these strange things are in fact real, the patient accepts them relatively unquestioningly.

    4.An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility.

    Comment by Jim — October 29, 2007 @ 12:02 pm | Reply

  113. “Actually, that’s the 8th commandment. The 9th is “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife,” which has NOTHING to do with the arguments in the comments whatsoever.”
    Um… no, it’s not, actually. The 8th commandment is thou shalt not steal. The ninth is thou shalt not bear false witness. If you guys are going to argue about the Bible, at least go so far as to know what you’re talking about. That means no posts about the advocation of murder, about how GOD wrote it in ENGLISH, or about CALLING OTHERS SINNERS. Would you have us believe that you never sin? Because THAT would be hubris. Not that you guys have any problem with that; attempting to usurp the position of God seems like nothing new to you all.🙂

    Comment by making flippy floppy — October 29, 2007 @ 1:09 pm | Reply

  114. “No it is not. The destruction of New Orleans and Southern California is just God warning Canada and Taxsachusetts. His wrath will be dire if they do not mend their wicked ways.”

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 29, 2007 @ 10:51 am

    Give it up koolade boy. You’re full of sh*t. You have no idea what God wants. Only God knows what God wants so STFU.

    [Ed Note: Don’t tell other commenters to STFU, spacemonkey. You are a guest here, as is BJ Tabor, so don’t go around barking out orders. Keep it civil, you punk.]

    Comment by Spacebrother — October 29, 2007 @ 2:33 pm | Reply

  115. Jim @ 1.The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force.

    I see Jim, patience is a sign of insanity to you.

    When have I ever lashed out at only of you anti-Christian losers for all your’ vicious and unwarranted personal attacks on me? I’ll have you know my fellow church members criticize me constantly for letting sinners off the hook too easily. I really am trying to help you treefrogs see the truth here in the vague hopes of saving just one of you.

    When you are nice guy everyone tries to take advantage of you.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 29, 2007 @ 4:11 pm | Reply

  116. Isn’t that the truth? Moonbats are always that way. Pay them no mind. Just keep on speaking your mind. We will win, in the end.

    Comment by Psycheout — October 29, 2007 @ 4:14 pm | Reply

  117. response to comment 115 by BJ Tabor:

    Your very hostile and irritated sounding reaction shows and proves that you fit exactly to the fourth rule of how to identify a delusional person.

    (4.An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility.)

    Thanx for proving me right BJ
    Jim

    Comment by jim — October 29, 2007 @ 5:02 pm | Reply

  118. We will win, in the end…..comment by Psycheout
    (Adolf Hitler, 1945)

    Comment by jim — October 29, 2007 @ 5:04 pm | Reply

  119. What has wild fires got to do with Brownback …? His professional life should be seen as separate as possible from his personal life.

    Sean

    http://www.ezcampaigns.com

    Comment by Sean Taylor — October 29, 2007 @ 11:57 pm | Reply

  120. It’s interesting that California burns and New Orleans gets smashed with a hurricane, yet Massachusetts and Canada haven’t seen any major natural disasters since legalizing same-sex marriage.”

    Those places are iceboxes. God punished them preemptively. They’re about to enjoy another six months of punishment. The other six months, they get overrun with black flies and tourists. Living in New England or Canada is like living in Hell. You even have Stephen King to keep you company, msking the resemblance to one of the milder levels of the Inferno almost uncanny.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 30, 2007 @ 5:14 am | Reply

  121. Then why hasn’t Amsterdam ever been flooded by tidal waves, Sisyprophet?
    We have same sex marriage, 1500 hookers and legal hashish here. Yet we are all very alive and un-burning.
    False prophets are a menace.

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 5:23 am | Reply

  122. ……God still can´t ****ing aim!

    Comment by PG — October 30, 2007 @ 7:04 am | Reply

  123. “Then why hasn’t Amsterdam ever been flooded by tidal waves, Sisyprophet?
    We have same sex marriage, 1500 hookers and legal hashish here. Yet we are all very alive and un-burning.
    False prophets are a menace.

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007”

    And you forgot to mention the pedophile party. The point is, sisyphus, that maybe, just maybe, atmospheric phenomenons have more to do with physics and geography than with teology, and that living unaware of this is deluding yourself. You guys are living proof that dinosaurs are still roaming the earth. you should try to push that as an argument in your next young-earth seminar.

    Comment by Kyle Rayner — October 30, 2007 @ 9:05 am | Reply

  124. Jim @ Then why hasn’t Amsterdam ever been flooded by tidal waves, Sisyprophet?

    Because Satan has instructed you Dutch to build your’ cheesy dike system instead of relying on Jesus to protect you. That’s why America doesn’t need a massive flood control system on the lower Mississippi; we know sin causes floods. One of those days those dikes will fail Jim and you better hope Jesus is happy with Amsterdam.

    Do we also have to mention New Orleans was settled by the French? I mean it was an accident waiting to happen.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 30, 2007 @ 9:31 am | Reply

  125. “Because Satan has instructed you Dutch to build your’ cheesy dike system instead of bla bla bla”….BJ Tabor

    First: I am not dutch
    Second: dikes are not made of cheese
    Third: Satan is not in any of the political parties in the Netherlands.
    Fourth: the dutch dikes were built to protect the province known as Flevopolder and the province known as Zeeland. Amsterdam lies in neither of those provinces.
    Even if those dikes would break, Amsterdam wouldn’t be flooded.

    “Sin causes floods”….BJ Tabor
    That’s probably why you have wet pants BJ

    “Do we also have to mention New Orleans was settled by the French? I mean it was an accident waiting to happen.”….BJ Tabor

    Who cares, I am not French either, maybe you can discuss the French with your shrink. Have an Edith Piaf record with it.

    Jim

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 12:07 pm | Reply

  126. Living in New England or Canada is like living in Hell.

    Have been there. If that´s like hell, god needs to find some new punishments, cause this doesn´t intimidate anyone.

    Comment by PG — October 30, 2007 @ 12:35 pm | Reply

  127. “[Ed Note: Don’t tell other commenters to STFU, spacemonkey. You are a guest here, as is BJ Tabor, so don’t go around barking out orders. Keep it civil, you punk.]”

    How hypocritical coming from someone who alters peoples posts Psychemonkey. You guys can’t handle different opinions to yours which makes you a true to every account fascist. Real American Patriots don’t mislead by altering statements scumbag. You threw civility out the window long ago Stormfront Koolade boy. The epytomy pof hypocracy.

    Comment by Spacebrother — October 30, 2007 @ 12:45 pm | Reply

  128. Oh and BJ does’nt know WTF he’s spewing about.

    Comment by Spacebrother — October 30, 2007 @ 12:46 pm | Reply

  129. “Then why hasn’t Amsterdam ever been flooded by tidal waves, Sisyprophet?”

    His judgment is coming, and that right soon.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 30, 2007 @ 1:21 pm | Reply

  130. His judgment is coming, and that right soon.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 30, 2007

    (yep, around teatime, ain’t it?)

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 1:34 pm | Reply

  131. His judgment is coming, and that right soon.

    If that´s the same kind of prediction as “the rapture is coming soon” then the Dutch are pretty safe. People are spouting that rapture-soon-nonsense for millenia by now. I´m still waaaaiiiiiting.

    Comment by PG — October 30, 2007 @ 4:04 pm | Reply

  132. Maybe they mean “the rapper is coming” cause they misunderstood the word.
    There are still people waiting for the glorious return of 2Pac, and I guess it is just as equally delusional.

    Personally most of the people that I know are still waiting for:
    1.Santa Claus
    2.A bunch of hot blonde chicks
    3.A new Jeff Buckley record
    4.Cthulhu
    5.A portion of french fries

    (and maybe 6,
    my own favorite: a sign of intelligence from Sisyphus)

    [Ed Note: I think this is a wild tangent. Are you “riffing” or “yiffing?”]

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 4:55 pm | Reply

  133. Oh, come, all ye brainwashed,
    Joyfull paranoia!
    Oh, come ye, oh, come ye at six a.m.
    Come and behold him
    Born the king of burgers:
    Oh, come, let us eat them,
    Oh, come, let us crunch them,
    Oh, come, let us much them,
    Big Mac the lord.

    (will all the fat rednecks clap their hands, come one, I can’t hear ya……yeeehhhaa, yankee doodle yippie yeah)

    [Ed Note: Please do not comment while drunk or high on the pot. Thank you.]

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 5:02 pm | Reply

  134. I will get high or drunk later, Ednose…….(get sober as well, you need it (whats’s that up your nose, Ed?)

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 5:22 pm | Reply

  135. Pinosecchio

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 5:22 pm | Reply

  136. [Ed Note: I think this is a wild tangent. Are you “riffing” or “yiffing?”]

    I am epibrating a gizmotronic, Ed

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 5:23 pm | Reply

  137. arrrrggghhhh…..the Raptor comes, this is Jurassic Park after all……

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 5:25 pm | Reply

  138. hence the large amount of fossiles here

    [Ed Note: You ARE blotto, aren’t you?]

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 5:26 pm | Reply

  139. Cheese us Christ, for only 99 cents now in a MacChurch near you!!!

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 5:27 pm | Reply

  140. I guess Ednose had an overdose

    Happy halloween to you as well Ednose!!!

    [Ed Note: Ladies and gentlemen, I present for you the drunken Jim show! Take it away Jimmy!]

    Comment by Jim — October 30, 2007 @ 5:29 pm | Reply

  141. everyone expressing violent and harmful acts are all these darn conservatives. back in my day god loved everyone. he said “so what you’re gay??? i know just as many straight people who fornicate or have oral sex”.

    either way. these conservatives are gonna burn in hell for trying to claim things as god’s acts. do not judge! judgment day will come and the sweet irony of it all will be shown.

    Comment by GRANDMA JEAN — October 30, 2007 @ 9:54 pm | Reply

  142. Ed Note: Ladies and gentlemen, I present for you the drunken Jim show! Take it away Jimmy!]

    Ladies, gentlemen and transsexuals, Ednose gave a funny response after just 3 hours of thinking……clapclap……Cocaine did his brain again.

    Comment by Jim — October 31, 2007 @ 2:21 am | Reply

  143. Anyway, since Eddie has shown humor…..please buy his bestselling book “Dinner with Adolf” and have a giggle with Hitler too.

    jim

    Comment by Jim — October 31, 2007 @ 3:19 am | Reply

  144. I live in Ca and wrote a post about the wildfires possibly being God’s judgment against the state because of the terrible homosexual indoctrination bills signed by Gov. Arnold.

    TalkWisdom

    Comment by christinewjc — October 31, 2007 @ 3:21 am | Reply

  145. Halloween:

    people, lets get some fun and dress up really scary
    Get your own Sisyphus costume here at B4B
    See the merchandise section

    Happy Samhain everybody !!!

    Comment by Jim — October 31, 2007 @ 3:23 am | Reply

  146. The San Fransissyco Bay Area just had a 5.6 Earthquake! Right now San Jose California is doubtlessly a blazing ruin. God is closing in on the sinners and His wrath will be terrible! GLORY!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071031/ap_on_re_us/california_earthquake

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 31, 2007 @ 8:01 am | Reply

  147. “God is closing in on the sinners and His wrath will be terrible! GLORY!”

    Nope, that was Ednose farting himself awake after yesterdays drug binge.

    Comment by Jim — October 31, 2007 @ 8:17 am | Reply

  148. And for today’s entertainment,

    An excerpt of a television show with Ed Nose
    (for the good guy is still a bit speechless today)

    enjoy:
    Raymond Luxury Yacht

    Comment by Jim — October 31, 2007 @ 9:17 am | Reply

  149. Praise Jesus, California is dying! A miracle! Now the sodomites can burn in Hell along with the other deviants!

    Comment by Marcia P. — October 31, 2007 @ 11:45 am | Reply

  150. “You speak in tongues created by Satan half the time, then the other half you post schizophrenic rants like this.”

    Wow, I thought Latin was the language of the Church for over 1500 years, until as recently as the 50’s! Yet, apparently, Satan created this lovely language of Christian worship…

    Here’s some Latin from the Mass: the Sanctus (a.k.a. “Holy, Holy, Holy”)

    Sanctus, Sanctus, Sanctus Dominus Deus Sabaoth!
    Pleni sunt coeli et terra gloria tua.
    Hosanna in excelsis!
    Benedictus qui venit in nomine Domini!
    Hosanna in excelsis!

    Do your homework. Learn the history of your own religion so you can stop embarrassing yourself.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 31, 2007 @ 4:13 pm | Reply

  151. ““Actually, that’s the 8th commandment. The 9th is “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife,” which has NOTHING to do with the arguments in the comments whatsoever.”
    Um… no, it’s not, actually. The 8th commandment is thou shalt not steal. The ninth is thou shalt not bear false witness. If you guys are going to argue about the Bible, at least go so far as to know what you’re talking about.”

    That’s the Protestant version, which splits the 1st commandment from the Catholic version into two, and combines the 9th and 10th commandments.

    The mods here are Catholics, so they use the Catholic version of the Commandments. Try to keep up here.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 31, 2007 @ 4:23 pm | Reply

  152. ““Actually, that’s the 8th commandment. The 9th is “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife,” which has NOTHING to do with the arguments in the comments whatsoever.”
    Um… no, it’s not, actually. The 8th commandment is thou shalt not steal. The ninth is thou shalt not bear false witness. If you guys are going to argue about the Bible, at least go so far as to know what you’re talking about.”

    That’s the Protestant version, which splits the 1st commandment from the Catholic version into two, and combines the 9th and 10th commandments.

    The mods here are Catholics, so they use the Catholic version of the Commandments. Try to keep up here.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 31, 2007 @ 4:27 pm | Reply

  153. “Hollywood is the root of most American evil. (The remaining evil emanates from New York City, of course.)”

    Ha ha ha ha! So funny!

    …And yet so true.

    And boy, judging from the comments here, you sure get a lot of angry people on this blog, don’t you?🙂

    [Ed Note: Yes we do. Occasionally we get sensible commenters like you. Of course the angry people are more likely to respond. The silent majority agrees with our posts but, being silent, say nothing. What needs to be said when the OP is 100% correct?]

    Comment by Halol — November 1, 2007 @ 3:42 pm | Reply

  154. Hey “a TRUE Christian”, I’m an Orthodox Presbyterian. I use my verses, and Catholics are free to use theirs. Just because the owners are Catholic (well I know Sisyphus anyways) doesn’t mean that I have to be a Catholic. Were you a punching bag at school? You seem intent on proving me and other Christians as Satanists, while your perverted interpretation of the Bible is somehow true. Let’s start:

    “A rich man is as likely to get to heaven as a camel is through the eye of a needle.” There are many ways of interpreting this. For example, what is the man rich in? Lust? Envy? This verse needs to be analyzed more. In fact, Deutoronomy is generally considered the proof that God supports the free-market. Remember the most evil people in the New Testament? THE TAX COLLECTORS.

    However, “You must not have sex with another man as you would a woman. The violator must be put to death; his blood shall be upon him” is a CLEAR ORDER by God. You can’t interpret this any other way, and he was clearly laying down the law for male humans. Since adultery is punishable by death, lesbians are still to be executed, so don’t think (if you are a dyke) you get off easy.

    Oh, and the Swedes, the most atheist country in the world, are being punished. Each newborn there is required to have a computer chip embedded in them. “God loves Swedes”, indeed.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — November 1, 2007 @ 9:32 pm | Reply

  155. jesus hates anybody who agrees with any of the buffalo chips found here the homos will get into heaven while you are stabbed by a pikachu for the rest of eternity.

    Comment by Jesus — November 3, 2007 @ 2:22 pm | Reply

  156. Your lack of knowledge on the history of the topics which you discuss are what I have come to expect.

    Comment by Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu — November 14, 2007 @ 9:20 pm | Reply

  157. “Hey “a TRUE Christian”, I’m an Orthodox Presbyterian. I use my verses, and Catholics are free to use theirs. Just because the owners are Catholic (well I know Sisyphus anyways) doesn’t mean that I have to be a Catholic. Were you a punching bag at school? You seem intent on proving me and other Christians as Satanists, while your perverted interpretation of the Bible is somehow true.”

    Guess what, genius. Catholicism came first. Presbyterianism evolved from Puritanism, which broke away from the Anglican Church because “it’s too Catholic,” and the Anglican Church broke away from Catholicism so an idiot king could divorce a beloved, Christian queen to marry the Royal Tart Anne Bollyn.

    Also, if you’re calling our “perverted interpretation of the Bible” false, please bear in mind that I follow the interpretation given by the Pope, not the false Christianity spewed by the creators of this blog.

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — November 14, 2007 @ 9:31 pm | Reply

  158. ““A rich man is as likely to get to heaven as a camel is through the eye of a needle.” There are many ways of interpreting this. For example, what is the man rich in? Lust? Envy? This verse needs to be analyzed more. In fact, Deutoronomy is generally considered the proof that God supports the free-market. Remember the most evil people in the New Testament? THE TAX COLLECTORS.”

    Wow, I wonder what kind of wealth is referred to here, given that Jesus had just gotten done telling a rich man to give all his possessions to charity just before making the needles-eye comment. It’s such a mystery. [/sarcasm]

    The meanings of Jesus’ metaphors are generally rather obvious, especially when the evangelists took great pains to point out meanings that the disciples had not understood until after the Resurrection.

    Also, St. Matthew was a tax collector–or had you forgotten?

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — November 14, 2007 @ 9:35 pm | Reply

  159. but… if god is smiting the earth for man’s sake, then He (if you can attribute a gender to “Him”) is breaking his own rules… so it cannot be God who is causing the fires… -breaks out the book and transcribes-

    “And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man’s sake; for the imagination of man’s heart IS evil from his youth; neither will i again smite any more every thing living, as i have done.
    While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.”
    -Genesis 8:21-22

    so, umm, do you mean to tell me that God is a LIAR or that there are some Arsonists out there doing evil deeds? choose your words carefully now😀

    Comment by smart guy — May 22, 2008 @ 10:40 pm | Reply

  160. so what your saying is flag-burning is a sin punishable by God, Himself?
    lol. like God gives a shit about the American flag! yeah-fuckin-right!

    Comment by Kanjo — June 2, 2008 @ 6:30 am | Reply

  161. I am shocked and ashamed of the peolpe who say that God caused the Fires in California

    1. God loves all of his Creation be it man woman child (who we decide to love is our choice )

    2. The bible was written People inspird by God

    3. Please tell you are not saying that the Almighty Creator of the heavens and the Earth the Alph and Omega the All Knowing cant hit a target the size of calafornia

    4. I think some of you people need to get your heads out of the sand and take a look around

    (Canada freezes during the winter and has so long before it was settled I am sorry you cant take a little snow with saying it the wrath of God)

    thank you for Listing
    yours in Christ
    Reimer

    Comment by Reimer1 — June 5, 2008 @ 10:35 pm | Reply


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