Blogs 4 Brownback

October 19, 2007

A Word About the RINO Rumors

Sam BrownbackRight now, RINOs, Helioleftists, and various other atheist moonbat treefrog America-haters are spreading rumors that Brownback is withdrawing from the GOP race today. I have one thing to say to these people- So what?

The GOP in its current form has become infected with people like Giuliani, who’d rather talk to his latest harlot on the telephone than talk to a roomful of veterans; McCain, whose only contribution to this campaign has been sucking airtime away from valid candidates; Romney, who wears magical underpants and worships a phony deity masqueraded as Our Lord; and Huckabee, who talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk. Brownback is better off as a write-in candidate, if it comes to that, than he is competing for the nomination with this assortment of closeted Democrats and flagrant heathens.

It is saddening, of course, that many patriotic Americans may sin by voting for the GOP nominee over Senator Brownback in a write-in campaign. One may still hold out a glimmer of hope that it doesn’t come down to that. However, one must also abide by the Edicts of God. If God decides to test America’s faith by having Brownback win a write-in campaign rather than as a regular Republican nominee, let us praise the Will of God.

A write-in campaign victory would be unheard-of in the annals of American politics. It would be nothing short of miraculous. 50% of America’s atheists would convert upon receipt of the news, saving their souls; the other 50% would commit suicide or flee to New Zealand, thereby damning themselves and everyone foolish enough to listen to them in future.

Yes, the more I think about it, the more it seems to me that having Brownback drop out of the Republican race for President is the greatest victory God could give the man, and the nation. It will make us all savor the sweetness of his 2008 write-in victory that much more.

We here at Blogs 4 Brownback will, of course, stand behind the Senator, no matter what happens today or in future. If the GOP rejects Brownback, they shall cast themselves into the Lake of Fire right alongside the Democrats. Brownback is for all true Americans, not RINOs or liberals or secularists of any stripe or persuasion.

God bless America. Let us all continue to pray for Brownback’s eventual victory, and let us all work hand in hand to see that the blessed work of God comes to pass.

UPDATE: The Book of Judges, Chapter 7:

“1THEN JERUBBAAL, that is, Gideon, and all the people who were with him rose early and encamped beside the spring of Harod; and the camp of Midian was north of them by the hill of Moreh in the valley.

2The Lord said to Gideon, The people who are with you are too many for Me to give the Midianites into their hands, lest Israel boast about themselves against Me, saying, My own hand has delivered me.

3So now proclaim in the ears of the men, saying, Whoever is fearful and trembling, let him turn back and depart from Mount Gilead. And 22,000 of the men returned, but 10,000 remained.

4And the Lord said to Gideon, The men are still too many; bring them down to the water, and I will test them for you there. And he of whom I say to you, This man shall go with you, shall go with you; and he of whom I say to you, This man shall not go with you, shall not go.

5So he brought the men down to the water, and the Lord said to Gideon, Everyone who laps up the water with his tongue as a dog laps it, you shall set by himself, likewise everyone who bows down on his knees to drink.

6And the number of those who lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, was 300 men, but all the rest of the people bowed down upon their knees to drink water.

7And the Lord said to Gideon, With the 300 men who lapped I will deliver you, and give the Midianites into your hand. Let all the others return every man to his home.

8So the people took provisions and their trumpets in their hands, and he sent all the rest of Israel every man to his home and retained those 300 men. And the host of Midian was below him in the valley.

9That same night the Lord said to Gideon, Arise, go down against their camp, for I have given it into your hand.

10But if you fear to go down, go with Purah your servant down to the camp

11And you shall hear what they say, and afterward your hands shall be strengthened to go down against the camp. Then he went down with Purah his servant to the outposts of the camp of the armed men.

12And the Midianites and the Amalekites and all the sons of the east lay along the valley like locusts for multitude; and their camels were without number, as the sand on the seashore for multitude.

13When Gideon arrived, behold, a man was telling a dream to his comrade. And he said, Behold, I dreamed a dream, and behold, a cake of [a]barley bread tumbled into the camp of Midian and came to the tent and struck it so that it fell, and turned it upside down so that the tent lay flat.

14And his comrade replied, This is nothing else but the sword of Gideon son of Joash, a man of Israel. Into his hand God has given Midian and all the host.

15When Gideon heard the telling of the dream and its interpretation, he worshiped and returned to the camp of Israel and said, Arise, for the Lord has given into your hand the host of Midian.

16And he divided the 300 men into three companies, and he put into the hands of all of them trumpets and empty pitchers, with torches inside the pitchers.

17And he said to them, Look at me, then do likewise. When I come to the edge of their camp, do as I do.

18When I blow the trumpet, I and all who are with me, then you blow the trumpets also on every side of all the camp and shout, For the Lord and for Gideon!

19So Gideon and the 100 men who were with him came to the outskirts of the camp at the beginning of the middle watch, when the guards had just been changed, and they blew the trumpets and smashed the pitchers that were in their hands.

20And the three companies blew the trumpets and shattered the pitchers, holding the torches in their left hands, and in their right hands the trumpets to blow [leaving no chance to use swords], and they cried, The sword for the Lord and Gideon!

21They stood every man in his place round about the camp, and all the [Midianite] army ran–they cried out and fled.

22When [Gideon’s men] blew the 300 trumpets, the Lord set every [Midianite’s] sword against his comrade and against all the army, and the army fled as far as Beth-shittah toward Zererah, as far as the border of Abel-meholah by Tabbath.

23And the men of Israel were called together out of Naphtali and Asher and all Manasseh, and they pursued Midian.

24And Gideon sent messengers throughout all the hill country of Ephraim, saying, Come down against the Midianites and take all the intervening fords as far as Beth-barah and also the Jordan. So all the men of Ephraim were gathered together and took all the fords as far as Beth-barah and also the Jordan.

25And [the men of Ephraim] took the two princes of Midian, Oreb and Zeeb, and they slew Oreb at the rock of Oreb, and Zeeb they slew at the winepress of Zeeb, and pursued Midian; and they brought the heads of Oreb and Zeeb to Gideon beyond the Jordan.”

So shall the victory of Brownback confirm God’s Infinite Love for These United States.


  1. You’re right Sisyphus. Jesus pulled off a miracle in 2000 when He got Bush elected another miracle can happen in 2008 when Brownback is elected by a write in campaign! Since so many people have doubted President Bush our Savior wants no doubt in America’s mind about His will by making Brownback election undeniably His work!

    All Praise to our loving Savior! He has not abandoned America to the evils of socialized medicine after all.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 19, 2007 @ 9:52 am | Reply

  2. Amen, BJ. Amen.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 19, 2007 @ 10:13 am | Reply

  3. Now that was a great post. Write in, left out!

    Comment by Psycheout — October 19, 2007 @ 10:36 am | Reply

  4. It’s worth noting that not a single leftard can ever refute the Book of Judges. A whiff of Divine Power sends these rats scurrying into the roach motels where they belong.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 19, 2007 @ 10:49 am | Reply

  5. I’ll bet you $1,000 that Sam Brownback will not win the presidency in 2008.

    I mean, you have to accept the bet to win the money, but I am perfectly willing, as a heliocentrist, liberal, atheist, mixed-race-marriage, hetero, to put your prayers against my thoughts, and allow me to just give you $1,000 when Brownback shocks the world in just 12 short months from now.

    Of course, I do recognize satire when I see it, and had hoped this day (i.e., the day this blog, in effect, died) would never come, because this site is completely brilliant (I sincerely mean that, by the way)… So I’m sad, too.

    When I saw that number ($962,000) raised in the last quarter, I knew it was over. But, you know, that’s proof positive that there are 962,000 nuts in America. Sorry, but I have to assume the average contribution is $1.

    I bet it ain’t $1,000. So, come on, your prayers right up against my atheistic leanings. What’s it gonna be?

    Comment by MikeM — October 19, 2007 @ 12:31 pm | Reply

  6. […] Regardless of what happens, support the write-in option, if you love America and want to renew the […]

    Pingback by Sam Brownback: A Great Man « Blogs 4 Brownback — October 19, 2007 @ 1:35 pm | Reply

  7. Let’s just let the Supreme Court elect him as they did for Bush.

    Comment by Roy Ubu — October 19, 2007 @ 1:43 pm | Reply

  8. MikeM,

    As Christians we can’t take you bet; that would be testing God.


    Yes, I am sure Jesus will move the Supreme Court to do the right thing like He did in 2000.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 19, 2007 @ 1:56 pm | Reply

  9. Get Brownback in the Constitution Party!

    Comment by Bob_Corker — October 19, 2007 @ 7:27 pm | Reply

  10. Brownback shall prevail!

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 20, 2007 @ 6:11 am | Reply

  11. Why equate New Zealand with conversion or suicide? What have you got against the Kiwi?

    Comment by Ken Perrott — October 20, 2007 @ 3:18 pm | Reply

  12. I’m sure Brownback was close personal friends with Gideon, too. 😉

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 21, 2007 @ 11:20 am | Reply

  13. Why equate New Zealand with conversion or suicide?”

    It’s a haven for leftists and sinners of every stripe, ilk, and persuasion.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 21, 2007 @ 7:41 pm | Reply

  14. He’s right, you know.

    Comment by Psycheout — October 21, 2007 @ 8:01 pm | Reply

  15. You’re just saying that because NZ has more sheep than women, and the idea of a celibate male that isn’t a priest is too hard for you to swallow. 😛

    Honestly, I’m still trying to figure out what connection there is between Brownback and Gideon. Brownback realized his chances of even being nominated, much less elected President, were slim to none, and left the race. Isn’t that the exact opposite of what Gideon did?

    Comment by a TRUE Christian — October 23, 2007 @ 7:40 am | Reply

  16. […] If either choice is presented as the only one, they will look elsewhere: either third party or a write-in. You can count on it. This is no […]

    Pingback by Richard Land Gets It Right « Blogs 4 Brownback — October 23, 2007 @ 7:24 pm | Reply

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