Here’s a great gift idea that will provide endless rainy day afternoon activities. It’s a fun product that helps craft fun snacks for the kids while teaching them valuable lessons about the right to keep and bear arms as well as the importance of firearm safety. That may sound like a lot, and it is, but it’s all here in Goody Guns. Go take a look!
Basically it’s a cookie cutter in the shape of a semi-automatic pistol. There may be kits available separately to modify it for full auto fire, but you’ll have to seek that out yourself. Grin. Here’s a little more about this versatile item:
With the supervision and help of the adults in their lives, boys and girls can turn their own kitchens into “Arsenals of Liberty” by making gun-shaped cookies to keep and share, while absorbing firearms safety lessons the public schools would never teach them, and which the mass media don’t want to see taught.
I just love ideas like this. Not only does it provide a fun activity for mom and the kids, but it also teaches valuable lessons and undoes some of the liberal anti-gun propaganda taught in the cesspools that are today’s public indoctrination centers, I mean schools. Better than that, your kids can bring fun semi-auto cookies to school to share with their friends. It’s a great way to spread the word and a good way for your children to make new friends. Deprogramming starts at home, but it doesn’t have to end there.
And one of the important lessons that JPFO suggests for even the youngest of children is the proper way to eat a goody gun: point the barrel away from your face while you eat it. Isn’t that great? It teaches young people the proper way to handle a firearm later in life. And after munching on several Goody Guns, this will become instinctual. Now that’s totally rad!
But it gets even better. You aren’t restricted to making only gun shaped cookies. Oh no, this is America after all, and America is all about freedom — read your Constitution. Use your imagination a little and you’ll wind up with tasty treats like the toasted cheese sandwich pictured on the right. Learning about the Second Amendment isn’t merely a dessert activity: you can reinforce the importance of this fundamental right three meals a day!
The Goody Guns website provides some recipes, naturally, but with a versatile product like this, the sky’s the limit. You’re only limited by the boundaries of your imagination, and not by the liberals’ futile attempts to crush our G-d given rights. Be sure to bake some cookies for your liberal relatives and acquaintances and watch their faces turn red, their ears steam and their heads explode! For liberals, thinking is not an option. Liberalism is a persistent vegetative state after all.
Naturally gun grabbers and other anti-gun liberal wackjobs are going nuts over Goody Guns. “Oh noes, gun shaped cookies! Someone might be killed!” All the more reason to place an order. If the gun grabbers and liberals hate something, it must be good! So order one today! And at under $10, it’s a real steal!
Please feel free to post your ideas about what you might do with your own Goody Guns. It’s definitely perfect for any Christmas list. Celebrating Jesus and our inalienable Constitutional right to keep and bear arms never felt so good! And it’s never too early to start planning for the blessed day. The grinchy liberals are already plotting how to take Christ out of Christmas, you can count on it. So let’s beat them to the punch.
Have a great weekend, everybody!