Blogs 4 Brownback

October 9, 2007

SCHIPs on My Shoulder

Filed under: Democratic Idiocy,Health Care — Psycheout @ 7:53 am
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Boo Hoo, Bush is MEAN!Apparently here is the child that the Democrat party was originally going to use to promote SCHIP, but it didn’t focus group too well. I wonder why.

Hi, my name’s Timmy. My friends the Democrats sent me here to tell you about me and my family and why the Democrats are so good and the Republicans are so evil. You see, my mom and dad work really really hard but they barely make enough to make ends meet. And things are really tough around our house. Dad’s always complaining about how expensive everything is.

Get out your hankies, folks. This isn’t going to be easy to get through.

Why, do you realize how much caviar costs these days? (Dad says that a lot lately.) And really, there isn’t even enough money for us to have a garage for our cars.

Oh, the humanity!

And the house always needs something. The jacuzzi broke just the other day and the espresso machine is on the fritz, too. Dad says it is awfully hard keeping the place up on their income.

Oh no, I can’t take it any more. The tears fall like rain. I’m about to short out my keyboard. Sniffle.

Fortunately, the Dems chose some other poor family who are burdened with a half million dollar home complete with “granite counter tops and glass front cabinets” and are forced to send two of their precious moppets to private schools totalling some $40k in tuition. So they cannot afford health care for their poor disadvantaged and starving children. I’m about to cry again. And they only make $45k per year combined! They live on a mere $5k per year! Oh noes, the suffering!

Tattoo YouBut seriously, what’s up with mama’s boob tattoo? Is that a good example to set for her children? Is that appropriate attire to wear to Congress when crying for a handout?

John Cole demonstrates that he’s still got some memories of conservatism: he’s against SCHIP in principle. But he still has to lash out at bloggers on the right who get it right to satisfy his lefty commentariot. He has to be more angry at Michelle Malkin than, say, the deadbeat poster children for socialized medicine who are obviously gaming the system and taking money from your wallet because they are too cheap to buy their own health insurance. As usual, the always witty and observant Mark Steyn eats the looney left for breakfast.

This would seem to be a fairly typical media trajectory. The Democrats sign up a sick kid to read their Saturday morning radio address. As Paul Krugman has observed, Bill Kristol, Rush Limbaugh and the rest of us heartless bastards on the right were no doubt too busy laughing to pay attention. But the respectable media were very taken by it

Yepyep. Shifting gears a tad, just imagine, raising taxes on poor lower class cigarette smokers to cover insurance for the middle to upper classes. A regressive tax to steal from the poor to give to the rich? Why, it’s class warfare, I tell you! But the response by nanny state lefties is all too predictable and sadly typical:

I’d love to see poor people, middle class people – heck, any people – unable to afford cigarettes.

Uh huh. And there’s always compassionate liberalism:

The liberals are doing “the poor” a favor as they’ll be a little less poor after they give up wasting their $ on cigarettes and the insurance rates and hospital bills they cause.

Compassionate to the core, until it’s about something they profoundly dislike. Darn those evil smokers! Soak ’em. That’ll teach ’em! Typical authoritarian nanny statism — par for the course for the left.

Meanwhile, Don Surber asks the obvious question: “Why couldn’t these yuppies afford to cover their own damned kids?” Indeed. Because they’re liberals. They’re entitled to your money. Can’t you understand that? It’s for THE CHILDREN, after all! Now watch this drive.

— Psycheout

18 Comments »

  1. Perhaps you could explain why Brownback held a joint campaign venue with none other than Joe Biden. Funny, you a-holes bash liberals 24/7, yeah your faggy icon hangs out with them. Any thoughts closet cases?

    Comment by Ronald Dixon — October 9, 2007 @ 8:34 am | Reply

  2. SCHIP is the worst form of Socialism since the Iron Curtain. Funny how these liberals take corporate dollars in campaign donations, then turn around and gear up the Bolshevism circus for their grassroots.

    Poor people are less moral, and less intelligent, than rich people. If poor people can’t afford to live, let them die. It’s no sweat off my back, and better that poor people should die than that money should flee my pocket to finance their hedonism and their indolence. That especially goes for their children. If that twelve-year-old wants money, let him work for it.

    Comment by Sisyphus — October 9, 2007 @ 9:23 am | Reply

  3. I agree with you wholeheartedly there, Sisyphus. But the poor isn’t even the point here. If this 12 year old is poor, I was descended from apes. Both are equally ridiculous assertions with no basis in fact.

    Comment by Psycheout — October 9, 2007 @ 9:37 am | Reply

  4. These vile children always have their hands out. Givev me milk! Give me bread! Dear Lord in heaven I am disgusted by their greed.

    While its true that some minimal medicare can be useful to get them back in the fields, these spokeschildren seem too damaged to put in a full 16 hour day. They are probably not worth repairing and should be discarded or sold.

    Comment by Happy Clam — October 9, 2007 @ 9:39 am | Reply

  5. Just give these bastards some bibles. If they want medical care, they can pray for it.

    Comment by Fascinated and Confused — October 9, 2007 @ 9:52 am | Reply

  6. At the very least, this child needs to be spanked with a Ten Commandments paddle. Thou shall not lie. Honor thy Mother and Father (?).

    I think that this child would be excellent to enslave. Slavery is justified by the Bible, and the main reason why it died out was because Negroes were singled out for slavery. We need Negroes, whites, Indians, Hispanics, Primitive Asians, all types of people for slavery. It would further America as the most moral nation on Earth, and would greatly silence the nonbelievers and sinners.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — October 9, 2007 @ 4:15 pm | Reply

  7. So people here not only hate women, America, Democracy, freedom, equality and Jesus but also hate children? The Republican party is truly taking a dump.

    Comment by Spacebrother — October 10, 2007 @ 1:48 pm | Reply

  8. “We need Negroes, whites, Indians, Hispanics, Primitive Asians, all types of people for slavery. It would further America as the most moral nation on Earth, and would greatly silence the nonbelievers and sinners.”

    Comment by Bob_Corker — October 9, 2007 @ 4:15 pm

    Congratulations koolade boy! You win the award for stupidest statement ever.

    Comment by Spacebrother — October 10, 2007 @ 1:51 pm | Reply

  9. Spacebrother, are you an atheist? Jesus never repudiated slavery. He spoke of us not beating them harsher than they deserve, which is indeed cruel. But if they are on welfare, that person ought to sell himself or herself into slavery to pay off that debt anyways. The sheer fact that you even dare to speak out against slavery seems blasphemous.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — October 10, 2007 @ 7:40 pm | Reply

  10. “We need Negroes, whites, Indians, Hispanics, Primitive Asians, all types of people for slavery”…….
    And you people deny beeing nazi’s (okay, you might be worse and not German, I give you that credit)!!…..”Thou shall not lie”….your own words
    “women are harlots”…..and yet you urge us to “honour our mothers”.
    You must be really without sin to cast so many stones that you could build a scyscraper out out them BJ.
    We recommend you to find peace with yourself first, and then with the rest of this planet as well.
    Every thousands of years there is one who teaches peace,and mankind corrupts his/her words to gain power and enslave people.
    The historical Jesus was a bringer of peace, never tortured anyone, never enslaved anyone, never discriminated anyone. Look at what you have done to his message. You use it in the vilest way possible to get political power, which was not the thing Jesus was all about…..the Kingdom is NOT of this earth, it is in your heart, so better purify your heart and learn to be gentle and forgiving before the spirit of hatred eats you.

    Comment by MoxoM — October 12, 2007 @ 5:09 am | Reply

  11. And forgive me for calling you nazi…..but then please don’t behave like one, better learn from the past.

    Comment by MoxoM — October 12, 2007 @ 5:12 am | Reply

  12. “Poor people are less moral, and less intelligent, than rich people” Sissypuss.
    lol…..Jesus was a millionaire, wasn’t he?

    Comment by MoxoM — October 12, 2007 @ 4:21 pm | Reply

  13. MoxoM @ lol…..Jesus was a millionaire, wasn’t he?

    Jesus was skilled Craftsman so that made him a part of the middle class at the time. His strong objections to oppressive taxation show Jesus is pro-tax cuts and a supply sider. Clearly Jesus approves of Republican economic policy.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 12, 2007 @ 5:07 pm | Reply

  14. “Spacebrother, are you an atheist? Jesus never repudiated slavery. He spoke of us not beating them harsher than they deserve, which is indeed cruel. But if they are on welfare, that person ought to sell himself or herself into slavery to pay off that debt anyways. The sheer fact that you even dare to speak out against slavery seems blasphemous.”

    Comment by Bob_Corker — October 10, 2007 @ 7:40 pm

    Now I know your not serious. No sane person would have this belief unless they were truely fu**ed in the head. If you really do believe this you need to get a grip or join up with your buddy Bin Laden.

    Comment by spacebrother — October 13, 2007 @ 2:16 am | Reply

  15. “Jesus was skilled Craftsman so that made him a part of the middle class at the time. His strong objections to oppressive taxation show Jesus is pro-tax cuts and a supply sider. Clearly Jesus approves of Republican economic policy.”

    Comment by BJ Tabor — October 12, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

    You’ve got to be kidding. If people truley believe what you stated here, America will become a fascist theocratic society sooner than later. Absolutely stupid.

    Comment by spacebrother — October 13, 2007 @ 2:19 am | Reply

  16. “Clearly Jesus approves of Republican economic policy.”
    Jesus was neiter a republican nor a democrat, those political parties didn’t even exist then.

    What does BJ stand for anyway?
    Big Joke
    Brownback’s Jester
    Bottomless Jesus
    Babbling Jibberish

    (this is a poll, the one who gets it right gets a lolly)

    Comment by MoxoM — October 13, 2007 @ 4:51 am | Reply

  17. That last comment was cynicism.
    Guess he could not figure out what I was trying to say in the first place, but that’s okay.

    Anyway: BJ states that “the richer you are, the more intelligent you are”
    ……which means that for instance Britney Spears is by far more intelligent than BJ, since she has more money. Let’s make her president and she can dance and playback for us.
    Lol again.

    Comment by MoxoM — October 13, 2007 @ 5:38 am | Reply


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