Sorry for the prolonged silence. I had to work my usual 60-hour weekend shift, and then today my wife needed surgery to have her wisdom teeth pulled. She wouldn’t let me do it the cheap, effective way in the toolshed, because she worried about complications. So I had to take her to the dentist. That quack charged us $500, just to pull some teeth that Satan installed in there in the first place. Also, he pumped her full of crazy drugs. She’s babbling at me even as I type this. If my wife becomes a doper because of some treefrog’s opium den-tistry, may God’s Holy Legions smite every tooth-pulling quacking treefrog in America dead- with scabies, so their families have to itch.
I’ll post more tomorrow, but for now I have to help the wife again. Say no to drugs, even after surgery. I know when my wisdom teeth have to go, I’m doing it myself. All I need are a hammer, a chisel, some water, and someone to sing Bible verses at me while I chip away at the Satanism in my body.
Consider this an open thread. Sorry again for the prolonged absence.
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