A new study reveals what most of us have known instinctively: liberals have brain damage. It has recently been demonstrated that liberals have a flaw in the brain that makes them indecisive while conservatives manage to remain resolute in their minds.
This explains moral relativism and the tendency towards flip-flopping. It also explains why liberals have no principles whatsoever.
Of course its interesting to see how the liberal media spins this, using words like “sensitive” and “flexible” to compensate for the deficiency in liberal brains. These are PC terms much like “differently abled” to describe retards.
Perhaps this new study will lead to identification of liberals and medical treatments for them at an early age. Perhaps once the liberal gene is discovered, this preventable permanent vegetative disorder can at last be wiped out altogether.