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September 10, 2007

Are Liberals Human?

Reptilian HumanoidThe more I hear from leftists on this blog, the more questions I have. I know these idiots read neither the Bible nor the newspaper, and I know they share very, very few traits in common with true Christians.

But the question arises: are all of these liberals, in fact, human, or are some of them some other being, merely pretending to be human?

As those of us who have seen the movie “Frailty” know, demons can easily assume the guise of humans. Satan undoubtedly performs this trickery in the case of liberals. He murders the true, Christian, conservative human, often in childhood. He then substitutes his changeling, a demon, which grows to adulthood a card-carrying ACLU member.

It is possible that all such liberals are changelings, but I doubt it. What is more likely is that prominent liberals, such as Hollywood celebrities and Noam Chomsky, are demons sent to Earth to lure the unwitting and foolish to their side. The Democratic Party is either the breeding pool of Hell’s legions, or it is merely a facade behind which Hell’s agenda is brought forth here on Earth. That much of the record is unclear. What is clear is that liberals and demons alike hate God and America. Demons and their liberals allies must both be stopped.

God bless America.

12 Comments »

  1. You’re right. The agents of Satan are all around us.

    Comment by Enola Tibbets — September 10, 2007 @ 5:15 pm | Reply

  2. I think just about any Christian will agree Hilary Clinton is a demon in the guise of a woman. Numerous people she has had murdered (http://www.etherzone.com/body.html) show she has in instable thirst for human blood.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — September 10, 2007 @ 5:17 pm | Reply

  3. O.K., after this one, there should no longer be ANY question that you guys are parodies. It’s a testament to the freakishness of the conservative movement today that there is still even the slightest possibility that you guys are for real. But I’m betting parody…

    Comment by Bibblesnæð — September 10, 2007 @ 8:23 pm | Reply

  4. Bibblesnæð, you’ve gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away, know when to run….

    Comment by Psycheout — September 10, 2007 @ 9:41 pm | Reply

  5. Of course they’re fakes. Hilarious, but fakes nonetheless.

    They really indicate the depravity of current neocon thought, though.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — September 11, 2007 @ 7:15 am | Reply

  6. “O.K., after this one, there should no longer be ANY question that you guys are parodies. It’s a testament to the freakishness of the conservative movement today that there is still even the slightest possibility that you guys are for real. But I’m betting parody…”

    Spoken like a typical liberal. Anyone who disagrees with you is dishonest. This is hilarious, when you consider that liberals themselves are sheep led to the slaughter of Hell by changelings, demons imitating the human beings whom they slaughtered and replaced in the very cradle.

    Comment by Sisyphus — September 11, 2007 @ 9:16 am | Reply

  7. Yes Adam, Hilary Clinton’s murder spree is a real joke.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — September 11, 2007 @ 9:23 am | Reply

  8. Do you think all liberals should die? Would you be happier if they all just suddenly fell over dead today? If you could assist in the deportation (or even extermination) of liberals without consequences, would you consider it?

    Compare your feelings and answers to those that Jesus would have, and see how they match up.

    People seem to forget that Christianity means “followers of the Christ”….how laughably different are your principles to those of our saviour, how uncompassionate and inconsiderate and intolerant your words of your blog are, how defaming your mindset is to the name of Jesus, and how much pity I do feel for you….

    Comment by C. S. Brooks — September 11, 2007 @ 10:25 am | Reply

  9. I don’t think you should be called a son of satan just because you believe in freedom. Or because you think there is no god.

    Comment by Farthel — September 11, 2007 @ 2:21 pm | Reply

  10. So, yes, liberals are human. Sometimes even more human than most republicans.

    Comment by Farthel — September 11, 2007 @ 2:24 pm | Reply

  11. Liberals are, by definition, more human than conservatives. As neocons seem to enjoy calling people “secular humanists”, wouldn’t it be sorta silly to suggest the people that put all their eggs in the “humanity” basket are not actually human?

    Whatever. Calling opposing political opponents “not human” is just a way to justify treating them like crap.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — September 11, 2007 @ 5:45 pm | Reply

  12. I’m sorry but this has taken things too far. My mind is convinced that this entire blog is a stereotype of the Republican mindset, being parodied for humour, because the content is so shocking to believe that people actually concur, endorse and flaunt this fascist behaviour openly.

    Comment by Mauritania — January 7, 2008 @ 8:14 am | Reply


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