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September 4, 2007

Spammers Must Be Shot!

SpamI just deleted 582 spam comments. Many of them may well have been legitimate comments from respectable Christian Americans, or tolerable screeds of semi-relevant blather from moonbats which at least pertain to the posts in question.

Spam is the enemy of free discourse. It is the enemy of freedom. Most of it comes from Godless totalitarian countries like Nigeria, Russia, and Finland. These pests use the Internet invented by America to destroy American freedom. They are the enemies of freedom.

Domestically, the enemies of liberty are called traitors. Overseas, they are terrorists and evildoers. Something must be done to punish them for their wickedness.

Consider this an open thread for discussing the problem, and any possible solutions. I’ve added my own suggestion in the title.


  1. Actually, Spam is uniquely American. It all comes from Minnesota.

    Comment by Fascinated and Confused — September 4, 2007 @ 6:43 am | Reply

  2. That’s not the kind of spam I’m talking about, Fascinated. That spam has already been shot, anyway. I’m not talking about the dead pigs, just the live ones who post scams and cons online.

    Comment by Sisyphus — September 4, 2007 @ 6:57 am | Reply

  3. Another 211 already today. I’m particularly tired of the one that suggests captha (captcha) to prevent spam.

    Comment by Psycheout — September 4, 2007 @ 12:02 pm | Reply

  4. What’s with the Hawaiians? Spam is like their national food over there.

    Comment by Ann O'Maly — September 4, 2007 @ 3:23 pm | Reply

  5. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, and spam?

    Comment by Monty Python — September 6, 2007 @ 5:54 am | Reply

  6. Hello, my name is Satan and I just love Spam and hate all Americans, especially those who hate spam, not to talk about catholics who are also Americans and hate spam……what about Spamela Anderson, bet she gave even you a hard throbbing rooster, you are only too chicken poo to admit it (pooooook poooook poook)

    You are really pityful individuals, or as it once was written in The book of Zongfu the crippled: “only America can breed true idiots”…..just watch Jerry Springer, there is a multitude of nutties just like you dear blogmeister.
    Have fun as Chef of the Ku Klux Klan, you fit in my fiendish masterplan, but are to stupid to know it, hihihihi,hohohoho,hahahaha.

    Comment by Von Geigenhausen — September 6, 2007 @ 2:26 pm | Reply

  7. Spamerica, blog shed it’s grace on thee.

    Comment by Midas Clumpfoot — September 6, 2007 @ 3:26 pm | Reply

  8. Spamerica, blog shed it’s grace on thee.

    Comment by Bib Fortuna — September 6, 2007 @ 3:27 pm | Reply

  9. since you can’t really read or write,dear psycheout, it is quite hard to leave a decent comment for you.

    Comment by Truthsayer — September 6, 2007 @ 3:30 pm | Reply

  10. Ja ja, alle kaputtschiessen wie in dem Krieg !!!!!

    Comment by Adolf Hitler — September 7, 2007 @ 9:49 am | Reply

  11. “… just the live ones who post scams and cons online.”

    A very weak argument coming from the man who thinks evil protons and saintly electrons make moral choices.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — September 7, 2007 @ 7:35 pm | Reply

  12. Lol, you altered my comment…………it was not rooster which i wrote but the thing between a man’s legs

    Comment by Von Geigenhausen — September 8, 2007 @ 10:36 am | Reply

  13. Sissy-puss love the penis, he swallows more cum than Paris hilton……he is the greatest closet case homo since Rock Hudson.

    Comment by D.Ragg — September 9, 2007 @ 6:46 am | Reply

  14. ‘Most of it comes from Godless totalitarian countries like Nigeria, Russia, and Finland,’
    Racism much?
    A) why would they waste computers in Nigeria? B) What on EARTH is wrong with Finland?
    This has got to be a joke.

    Comment by Bob — November 25, 2007 @ 12:07 pm | Reply

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