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August 24, 2007

Democrats Need to “Chill” Out

AristotleI think I’ve finally figured out the problem with Democrats, Helioleftists, and varying other shades of deviant moonbat filth. Granted, they choose to hate America of their own free will; but I’m wondering if there isn’t some physiological explanation for their predisposition to evil. As usual, Aristotle has the answer:

For there are many who think that the brain itself consists of marrow, and that it forms the commencement of that substance, because they see that the spinal marrow is continuous with it. In reality the two may be said to be utterly opposite to each other in character. For of all the parts of the parts of the body there is none so cold as the brain;whereas the marrow is of a hot nature, as is plainly shown by its fat and greasy character. Indeed this is the very reason why the brain and spinal marrow are continuous with each other. For, wherever the action of any part is in excess nature so contrives as to set by it another part with an excess of contrary action, so that the excesses of the two may counterbalance each other.

Now that the marrow is hot is clearly shown by many indications The coldness of the brain is also manifest enough even to the touch; and, secondly, of all the fluid parts of the body it is the driest and the one that has the least blood; for in fact it gas no blood at all in its proper substance. Thus brain is not residual matter, nor yet is it one of the parts which are continuous with each but it has a character peculiar to itself, as might indeed be expected. That it has no continuity with the organs of sense is plain from simple inspection, and is still more clearly shown by the fact, that, when it is touched, no sensation is produced; in which respect it resembles the blood of animals and their excrement.

The purpose of its presence in animals is no less than the preservation of the whole body. For some writers assert that the soul is fire or some such force. This, however, is but a crude assertion; and it would perhaps be better to say that the soul is incorporate in some substance of a fiery character. The reason for this being so is that of all substances there is none so suitable for ministering to the operations of the soul as that which is possessed of heat. For nutrition and the imparting of motion are offices of the soul , and it is by heat that these are most readily a acted.

To say then that the soul is fire is much the same thing as to confound the auger or the saw with the carpenter or his craft, simply because the work is done when the two are near one another. So far then this much is plain, that all animals must necessarily have a certain amount of heat. But as all influences require to be counterbalanced, so that they may be reduced to modera­tion and brought to the mean (for in the mean, and not in either extreme, lies their substance and account), nature has contrived the brain as a counterpoise to the region of the heart with its contained heat, and has given it to animals to moderate the latter, combining in it the properties of earth and water. For this reason it is that every sanguineous animal has a brain; whereas no bloodless creature has such an organ, unless indeed it be, as the octopus, by analogy. For where there is no blood, there in consequence is but little heat.

The brain, then, tempers the heat and seething of the heart. In order, however, that it may itself have moderate amount of heat, branches run from both blood-vessels, that is to say from the great vessel and from what is called the aorta and end in the membrane which surrounds the brain; while at the same time, in order to prevent any injury from the heat, these encompassing vessels, instead of being few and large, are numerous and small, and their blood scanty and clear, instead of being turbid and thick. We can now understand why fluxes have their origin in the head, and occur whenever the parts about the brain than a due proportion of coldness. For when the nutriment steams upwards through the blood-vessels, its refuse portion is chilled by the influence of this region, and forms fluxes of phlegm and serum.

We must suppose, to compare small things with great, that the like happens here as occurs in the production of showers. For when vapour steams up from the earth and is carried by the heat into the upper regions, so soon as it reaches the cold air that is above the earth, it condenses again into water owing to the refrigeration, and falls back to the earth as rain. These, however, are matters which may be suitably considered in the Principles of Diseases, so far as natural philosophy has anything to say to them.

So there you have it. Democrats hate America because the heat of their blood is too great for their brains to handle. Their blood, hot with wine and lust, is the source of their woes. The angels it contains are forced to flee, dispelled by the body in the excretions of sin; the protons that remain are demons, heating the blood and overwhelming the brain. The brain, overwhelmed, turns to Satan.

America needs to revert to the True Science of our heritage. The Pagan Pederast Greeks knew how the brain worked, so why is modern science so clueless on the matter? Doubtlessly, because modern science is run by Darwinists and secularists with an anti-American, Satanist agenda.

But the liberals will never admit to that. One of the other effects of an over-heated brain is an inability to reason. Liberals are quick to pounce, but slow to think. You will doubtlessly witness this effect in the comments. Liberal sin bequeaths liberals with stupidity; liberal stupidity continues liberals in sin. I think we should pray for these people, but in a larger sense prayer is useless. Why pray for the damned and self-damning? When we die, one of our great pleasures in Heaven will be to enjoy their sufferings in Hell.

32 Comments »

  1. I´d not count on that. There are hot-heads and ice-men on both sides. Some democrats and republicans are passionate that it borders to fanaticism, others are so cold, they could give an expression like Mother Theresa while slitting a machete through someone´s throat.

    And frankly, every human, correction, any substance has electrons and protons in it´s atoms. Otherwise the atoms would simply fall apart. I thought we solved that protons are needed as much as electrons as otherwise the whole universe would just collapse?

    America needs to revert to the True Science of our heritage. The Pagan Pederast Greeks knew how the brain worked, so why is modern science so clueless on the matter? Doubtlessly, because modern science is run by Darwinists and secularists with an anti-American, Satanist agenda.

    Modern biology actually knows a lot more, like how the brain transmits orders to the rest of the body by electrical signals sent through the nerves. One wuld just need to inform himself.

    One of the other effects of an over-heated brain is an inability to reason.

    Reason? Like in “god said it, it must be true”? PSycheout, you have got a big shiny mirror there.

    When we die, one of our great pleasures in Heaven will be to enjoy their sufferings in Hell.

    You seem to be quite a sadist. Does god promote sadism?

    Comment by PG — August 24, 2007 @ 10:16 am | Reply

  2. “And frankly, every human, correction, any substance has electrons and protons in it´s atoms. Otherwise the atoms would simply fall apart. I thought we solved that protons are needed as much as electrons as otherwise the whole universe would just collapse?”

    Manichean heresy. Regardless, electrons can move all over the place; protons, rife with indolence and evil scheming, stay put.

    “Modern biology actually knows a lot more, like how the brain transmits orders to the rest of the body by electrical signals sent through the nerves. One wuld just need to inform himself.”

    Modern biology is as heretical as it is erroneous.

    “Reason? Like in “god said it, it must be true”? PSycheout, you have got a big shiny mirror there.”

    I’m not Psycheout, Dunderhead.

    “You seem to be quite a sadist. Does god promote sadism?”

    I recommend Tertullian for your perusal.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 24, 2007 @ 11:20 am | Reply

  3. Leftists hate America? Why, because we hate George W. Bush? Since when did Bush become America” WTF?! George W. bush is not America. He is but one man, and a rather pitiful excuse for one at that. A consummate, abject miserable failure and a ‘way over his head’, incompetent serial liar to boot

    We’re not the ones who lied this country into what former Reagan official Paul Craig Roberts calls “the impeachable war crime of the century.” Bush did, after he cooked the intelligence – which said Iraq was not a threat, by the way – in the Office of Special Plans, a “special” intelligence agency set up in Bush’s Pentagon.

    Iraq was not a failure of bad intelligence, it was a failure of dishonest leadership.

    And this “al-Qaeda in Iraq” jazz. You are aware that ‘al-Q in Iraq’ is not a franchise of al-Qaeda Inc. – CEO Osama bin Laden. It’s a group of disparate Iraqi dissidents who decided it’d be cool to use the name “al-Qaeda in Iraq.” Period. Nothing more.

    And our own military commanders on the ground in Iraq put the “foreign fighter” element – of which al-Qaeda is just a part – at between 3 – 5%, so the prospect of “al-Qaeda taking over Iraq” is absolutely ridiculous to anyone with even marginal intelligence of knowledge.

    So because we hate Bush’s lies – and Bush himself – and because we have enough real morals and family values to point these lies out… we hate America?

    What a tired, idiotic, moronic, empty talking point.

    I would submit that anyone that continues to support Bush’s murderous policies and the danger they’re creating and the price America will have to pay for them… hates America, not those of us who have the temerity to point the never ending lies of this horrid, failed administration out.

    The biggest problem facing this country is not terrorism, or even communism. It’s conservatism, along with all the brain dead idiots who repeat right wing talking points with no regard for their dishonesty.

    Period.

    Comment by doug — August 24, 2007 @ 11:41 am | Reply

  4. …protons, rife with indolence and evil scheming, stay put.

    Wrong. Ever hear of an H+ ion?

    When we die, one of our great pleasures in Heaven will be to enjoy their sufferings in Hell

    Again wrong. God is not a sadist. We have an obligation to try to improve the happiness of the lives of others, and, if they’re on a metaphysical trajectory which will result in their damnation, we are obligated to attempt to alter their course.

    In addition, falling back upon Graeco-Roman philosophers for science is… shall we say, futile.

    Comment by Linus — August 24, 2007 @ 11:48 am | Reply

  5. Thank you for proving my point for me, doug.

    “Wrong. Ever hear of an H+ ion?”

    Sorry, I’m unfamiliar with contemporary Satanist music.

    “In addition, falling back upon Graeco-Roman philosophers for science is… shall we say, futile.”

    History has proven them correct, Linus.

    How’s your blog going, by the way?

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 24, 2007 @ 11:51 am | Reply

  6. Wow that Aristotle was a very smart guy. It’s no wonder Jackie Kennedy married him.

    Comment by Ann O'Maly — August 24, 2007 @ 12:58 pm | Reply

  7. Manichean heresy. Regardless, electrons can move all over the place; protons, rife with indolence and evil scheming, stay put.

    Well, the only way to really divide them is by a fission. A nuclear fission. And we all know the consequences and that they will reasemble to other elements, consisting of neutrons, protons and electrons again.

    Modern biology is as heretical as it is erroneous.

    Evidence? Or is that just your personal interpretation of that millenium old collection of petty fairy tales?

    I recommend Tertullian for your perusal.

    Seems like another moronic fanatic to me, the guy.

    History has proven them correct, Linus.

    It has proven them partly correct and partly to be blatantly false. And even where they were right, today´s science knows not only what they knew, but more.

    Comment by PG — August 24, 2007 @ 2:32 pm | Reply

  8. To hell with the anti-american jihadist leftie communists. I will buy the popcorn while we watch them roast in hell. Praise Jesus!

    Comment by Donald — August 24, 2007 @ 6:36 pm | Reply

  9. Sorry, I’m unfamiliar with contemporary Satanist music.

    Gaaaaaah!

    How’s your blog going, by the way?

    Rather poorly, I’m afraid.

    Comment by Linus — August 24, 2007 @ 7:20 pm | Reply

  10. “Well, the only way to really divide them is by a fission. A nuclear fission. And we all know the consequences and that they will reasemble to other elements, consisting of neutrons, protons and electrons again.”

    At the Final Judgment, all protons will be cast into a lake of fire.

    “Evidence? Or is that just your personal interpretation of that millenium old collection of petty fairy tales?”

    The Bible proves the first part of my assertion; Aristotle, the second.

    It has proven them partly correct and partly to be blatantly false. And even where they were right, today´s science knows not only what they knew, but more.”

    Modern science is quackery and deception. Aristotle was far more accurate. His understanding of physiology is without peer- the brain counterbalances the heat of the blood. That is its function.

    “To hell with the anti-american jihadist leftie communists. I will buy the popcorn while we watch them roast in hell. Praise Jesus!”

    Amen!

    Gaaaaaah!”

    I’m sorry, is something wrong? Is someone strangling you as you type?

    “Rather poorly, I’m afraid.”

    Maybe you need to advertise yourself better on other blogs. That’s the way to get people to notice your posts. Or so I’m told.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 25, 2007 @ 11:08 am | Reply

  11. At the Final Judgment, all protons will be cast into a lake of fire.

    That means that more than 30% of your body mass will take a hot bath, should it happen to your life time.🙂

    The Bible proves the first part of my assertion;Aristotle, the second.

    As I thought, the fairy tale proves it. The bible proves nothing except that some people centuries ago had a bristling fantasy. And Aristotele´s theories have been made obsolete by modern biology. Modern bilogy simply knows things Aristotele could not have known and thus was able to check his theories. Some were found to be erroneus.

    Modern science is quackery and deception. Aristotle was far more accurate. His understanding of physiology is without peer- the brain counterbalances the heat of the blood. That is its function.

    Try telling that someone who has even a remote clue about medicine. Heck, tell it someone who only has been trained as a medic! At least some people will have a laugh then.

    Now seriously, the brain has been PROVEN (as in HARD FACTS; not as in “I SUPPOSE”) to be responsible for controling the whole body both conciously (like thinking or moving our limbs) and unconciously (like controlling our breathing, our reflexes and basically every other process about which were not actively thinking all the time).

    Your “evidence” is either from an untrustworthy collection of fairy tales that is contradicting itself or from scientific theories that are obsolete or even utterly demolished for centuries. You fail.

    By the way, how is the brain supposed to work as a heat sink? It´s surrounded by tissue, bone and a layer of skin separating it from the only place where it could radiate out the heat. It´d be not even able to perform as a heat sink.

    Comment by PG — August 25, 2007 @ 12:24 pm | Reply

  12. I think that the islamo-facists are responsible for protons.

    They are all-together evil! You cannot use them!

    Comment by Happy Clam — August 25, 2007 @ 6:11 pm | Reply

  13. Oh god.

    This entire bleeding blog is one great giant troll-magnet. I see it now. No serious, sane person could write the entries of this blog without being at least partially tongue-in-cheek.

    Fellow atheists, I do believe these jerks are trolling us now. There’s no other explanation for such unbridled stupidity.

    Yes, stupidity. You people are not “open-minded”, “cutting-edge”, or anything for that matter. You’re just blooming idiots. Enough said.

    Call me a, cough, “parody nazi” but you are either masters of self-satire or you’re all merely bleeding idiots. One of the two.

    By the way: Try and find someone who’s not an evangelical Christian to argue that this post isn’t the work of a total moron.

    I could explain why I feel this way, but why bother? Not like I’ll get a response anyway.

    Comment by donkspeedonkdonk — August 26, 2007 @ 2:41 am | Reply

  14. Fellow atheists, I do believe these jerks are trolling us now.

    Whose in whose website? If anybody is a troll here it is you mr – Atheist – in – a – Christian forum.

    Call me a, cough, “parody nazi”

    Since the shoe fits yes. I will take this as another admission of defeat form a God hating atheist.

    We don’t think like you so we must be a joke. Excellent moonbat logic.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 26, 2007 @ 7:55 am | Reply

  15. close that html tag before it messes the whole thread up. Could the moderator correct #14 and delete this post please.

    Clearly Jesus is punishing me for my lack of of enthuasim when confronting sinners on this forum.

    [Ed Note: Done and done.]

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 26, 2007 @ 7:57 am | Reply

  16. Or, He could be punishing you for your rather un-Christian comments, Mr. “Everyone I disagree with should be massacred”.

    Comment by AutoFire — August 26, 2007 @ 11:25 am | Reply

  17. let’s rely on ancient science FTW! Not, this has been disproven. now please, heads out of rears, get some fresh air, and repeat after me: “I will not be an idiot anymore”.

    Doug hit the nail on the head. You guys are the ones who hate America and everything it stands for.

    Comment by ophalia — August 26, 2007 @ 12:52 pm | Reply

  18. masters of self-satire

    What are you babbling about?

    Comment by Psycheout — August 26, 2007 @ 2:27 pm | Reply

  19. Not like I’ll get a response anyway.

    Oops, I fell for your “trolling.”

    Comment by Psycheout — August 26, 2007 @ 2:28 pm | Reply

  20. BJ (Heh.):

    No, you don’t think like me. But frankly, you don’t think like any other sane, rational person either.

    And while what I’m doing could ostensibly be called trolling (IE, interjecting my opinion into a place where it’s evidently not very welcome), I prefer to see it more as providing a dialectical viewpoint. I have not used profanity once (Despite much of my negative remarks being censored as “unChristian language”. Question, if the US founding fathers were so against profanity, why do you think they would have made the right to freedom of speech so all-encompassing…?), and while I do admittedly act slightly immature when it’s warranted, nothing I do could be considered trolling by any objective person.

    Comment by donkspeedonkdonk — August 26, 2007 @ 8:55 pm | Reply

  21. I think the flood of pornography is overheating the liberals’ brains.

    Comment by Bob Baffet — August 26, 2007 @ 9:19 pm | Reply

  22. Or, He could be punishing you for your rather un-Christian comments, Mr. “Everyone I disagree with should be massacred”.

    Autofire I never said that; what I said was very one who disagrees with Jesus should be slaughtered as our Savior commands. I would never presume to put myself before Christ.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 27, 2007 @ 9:11 am | Reply

  23. BJ, you didn’t really help your argument there. You simply changed the focus from you to Jesus, and you’re still advocating mass murder based on a 2000-year-old book.

    Comment by AutoFire — August 27, 2007 @ 11:28 am | Reply

  24. I really can’t tell if this is an incredibly convoluted joke or if it’s all serious. Either way it’s extremely funny. I dearly hope the term ‘helioleftist’ means what I think it does.

    Comment by cc — August 27, 2007 @ 12:22 pm | Reply

  25. “That means that more than 30% of your body mass will take a hot bath, should it happen to your life time.”

    After the Resurrection, our bodies will likely consist of pure electrons. Protons and neutrons will perish, and All Will be One with the Love that moves the Sun and other stars.

    I hope that answers your question, or whatever that thing was. If you’re asking about my hygiene, I took a hot bath this morning. Baths don’t frighten me.

    “As I thought, the fairy tale proves it. The bible proves nothing except that some people centuries ago had a bristling fantasy. And Aristotele´s theories have been made obsolete by modern biology. Modern bilogy simply knows things Aristotele could not have known and thus was able to check his theories. Some were found to be erroneus.”

    Aristotle was a genius. Do you think people will be quoting you in 2500 years? I think not. If Aristotle’s opinions were as erroneous as yours, they would long ago have been forgotten.

    I’ll pass over your boilerplate anti-Christian tirades. They’re beneath comment.

    Now seriously, the brain has been PROVEN (as in HARD FACTS; not as in “I SUPPOSE”) to be responsible for controling the whole body both conciously (like thinking or moving our limbs) and unconciously (like controlling our breathing, our reflexes and basically every other process about which were not actively thinking all the time).”

    Those functions are controlled directly by the angels. Angels in your body handle most, if not all, of the essential physiological functions thereof. Your organs are merely tools to effectuate their work. If you think of your body as a warehouse, your organs are the forklifts, pallet jacks, and scissor lifts.

    If memory of my Aristotle serves correctly, the actual organ which helps with the functions you describe is the liver.

    “By the way, how is the brain supposed to work as a heat sink? It´s surrounded by tissue, bone and a layer of skin separating it from the only place where it could radiate out the heat. It´d be not even able to perform as a heat sink.”

    That material is insulation, like the lining of a cooler. The brain injects coldness into the body, cooling the blood. What kind of craziness are you talking about? You want to drill holes in your head?

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 27, 2007 @ 4:43 pm | Reply

  26. “I think that the islamo-facists are responsible for protons. ”

    Cause and effect are often difficult to determine when dealing with evildoers. It’s not worth worrying about, really.

    “By the way: Try and find someone who’s not an evangelical Christian to argue that this post isn’t the work of a total moron.”

    Anyone who’s not a Christian IS a total moron, donkey-person.

    “Doug hit the nail on the head. You guys are the ones who hate America and everything it stands for.”

    I love this country, but President Brownback is going to have to take radical measures to save it from Satanists like you.

    “I think the flood of pornography is overheating the liberals’ brains.”

    Yes, that’s what Aristotle was driving at. Aristotle would’ve been a conservative Republican, were he alive today. He was a good man, for a Pagan. Had he lived today, he would’ve converted in no time.

    “I dearly hope the term ‘helioleftist’ means what I think it does.”

    Anyone who supports the lying, conniving, evil doctrine of Copernicus is a Helioleftist and an anti-American.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 27, 2007 @ 4:48 pm | Reply

  27. Vote for Ron Paul, the ONLY Republican who really gets it.

    Comment by Spacebrother — August 27, 2007 @ 5:02 pm | Reply

  28. I’m quite sure Aristotle would commit suicide if he saw the state of our society. And Plato’s way better regardless.

    “Anyone who’s not a Christian IS a total moron”
    You have yet to prove this enormous statement. What about Einstein? Einstein was Jewish. Was *he* a moron?

    -WDIBYIMFCD, Baron Otto Von Donkspeedonkeyperson

    Comment by donkspeedonkdonk — August 27, 2007 @ 8:41 pm | Reply

  29. “I’m quite sure Aristotle would commit suicide if he saw the state of our society. And Plato’s way better regardless.”

    Both of them would be Republicans, were the alive today. Christians, too.

    “You have yet to prove this enormous statement. What about Einstein? Einstein was Jewish. Was *he* a moron?”

    Yes. His theories were sub-moronic at best.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 28, 2007 @ 9:51 am | Reply

  30. Really, now?!

    Plato would be the worst godless Marxist on the planet. Remember the part in The Republic where he advocates the abolition of the family? Have you even read any of work, or rather, any of his work that hasn’t been poisoned with ridiculous commentary by theologians?

    Secondly, please explain why Einstein’s theories are “sub-moronic at best” when they’re being used daily to chart the outer reaches of the galaxy.

    Comment by donkspeedonkdonk — August 28, 2007 @ 1:25 pm | Reply

  31. “Plato would be the worst godless Marxist on the planet. Remember the part in The Republic where he advocates the abolition of the family? Have you even read any of work, or rather, any of his work that hasn’t been poisoned with ridiculous commentary by theologians?”

    That book was meant as satire. Plato was the ultimate satirist. He died with a copy of Aristophanes under his pillow.

    “Secondly, please explain why Einstein’s theories are “sub-moronic at best” when they’re being used daily to chart the outer reaches of the galaxy.”

    Space exploration is a hoax, as is space itself. The world swims in the ether. If you go back through the science thread, you’ll soon see the posts where I’ve conclusively established these facts. You’re kind of new around here, so for the moment your ignorance is forgiven.

    Einstein is yet another Darwinist Helioleftist. He lied to get himself money and research grants, and his successor-liars continue to bilk honest taxpayers of their hard-earned dollars to this day. Please read through the science posts for further information. If you want me to link to specific ones for you, let me know. Thank you.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 28, 2007 @ 2:34 pm | Reply

  32. I am really afraid that the heliocentrists are getting ready to attack us in ways that make 9-11 seem like a child’s birthday party!

    It’s sure to be a clambake for everyone!

    Comment by Happy Clam — August 31, 2007 @ 8:45 pm | Reply


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