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August 23, 2007

Lindsay Lohan, Hollyweird Addict, Lucks Out

Filed under: Entertainment,Hollyweird,Idiocy — Psycheout @ 5:14 pm

Lindsay LohanLooks like another Hollyweird role model for misguided youth got lucky. Lindsay Lohan cops a plea. If this were you or me I doubt we’d be so lucky. But then we’re not exhibitionist sinners, are we?

Lindsay Lohan reached a plea deal Thursday on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail and serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug treatment program.

Two DUIs in the last few months and Lucky Lindsay gets off with a tap on the wrist. It warms the heart, doesn’t it?

Lohan was charged earlier in the day with seven misdemeanors stemming from two drunken-driving arrests in the past four months. More serious felony drug charges were not filed, prosecutors said, because tests showed there wasn’t enough cocaine on her to warrant them.

Besides, those weren’t her pants, right? Sure, we believe you!

In a statement, Lohan said: “It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others.”

Oh, boo hoo. I bet this statement was penned by her lawyers. At least it contains the right words, even if she’s insincere. This is what we have come to expect from the cretins that infest Hollywood.

Translation: It’s not my fault. I’m not irresponsible. I have a medical condition. I’m an addict.

Whatever happened to personal responsibility? Nobody forced you to gulp that booze and sniff those drugs. You did it. You own it. Now that you’ve been caught, twice, you suddenly pretend to repent? Unbelievable. You’re not 16 anymore, princess. You’re 21. It’s time to grow up, settle down, get married and start a family. What you need is a good husband to keep you under control.

Lohan could easily have killed herself and others with her thoughtless self-indulgence. And her disgraceful party-all-the-time behavior has no doubt inspired teenage girls all over the world to turn on with alcohol, cocaine and other dangerous drugs like marijuana and PCP.

“C’mon Cindy, it’s cool! Let’s be like Lindsay! Let’s do drugs and have casual unprotected sex with strangers!”

“Oh yeah, Betty! That sounds like fun! I hate my parents! Let’s become atheists, too!”

What a fine example. What a mangled legacy of wreckage she leaves behind. The mindless glorification of irresponsible leftist celebrities is doing untold damage to our society and families everywhere. Rather than being made an example of, dysfunctional “celebrities” like Lohan are deified. It’s sick and wrong.

Even though she didn’t get the punishment she so rightly deserves, there is some good news. This puts closure on this ridiculous episode and we can at last forget about Lindsey Lohan. That, alone, is a relief to us all.

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Afterthought (for Miss Lohan’s eyes only): If you are reading this, Lindsay, and I’m sure that you are, I really do hope this episode puts you on the right path. If you are sincere and truly want to change your life for the better, feel free to contact us here at B4B. We would be happy to give you some spiritual guidance and words of wisdom. Jesus wants you to get on that pathway to salvation. The entire B4B Team is praying that you find your way to redemption before it’s too late.  Don’t let our prayers go to waste!

— Psycheout


  1. Psycheout, I believe that you have, much to my regret, committed a sin. You have posted a picture of Lindsey Lohan in a pornographical state. I, too, noticed this, and I am praying for redemption for myself, but I am also praying that you repent of your sin.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — August 23, 2007 @ 5:47 pm | Reply

  2. The truth is not always pretty or easy to swallow, Bob. This is how the young lady presents herself and it is one of the more modest photos I could find.

    I would suggest you not search for images yourself. Leave it to the professionals.

    Comment by Psycheout — August 23, 2007 @ 5:55 pm | Reply

  3. Psycheout, I have heard of this banal movie called ‘The Parent Trap’. My child was watching this on the sodomist Disney Channel, but since the movie seemed to emphasize the family, I allowed her to watch it. The people on the show seemed very modest, perhaps engaging in a few pushing-and-shoving antics, but my church has not yet condemed showing children mild-scale violence, so I do.

    Normally, posting pictures of children on the internet is wrong and immoral, something which I notice you do as well. However, if she can broadcast herself publicly as a child through the television, why can we not post that picture on this page?

    Comment by Bob_Corker — August 23, 2007 @ 6:38 pm | Reply

  4. I am sorry, but Lindsay Lowlife has to do a lot more than that in order for me to forgive her. I will pray for her, but I will be using an egg timer to see that I don’t waste one second more than a minute.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — August 24, 2007 @ 5:40 am | Reply

  5. I doubt that Miss Lohan will serve any more of her sentence than Nicole Ritchie did. I suppose those Hollywood judges thought that an hour and a half in jail would sure teach Miss Ritchie a lesson. 😦

    Comment by Cassie — August 24, 2007 @ 7:51 am | Reply

  6. Why are this harlot’s breasts not strapped down? What has become of our noble prisons?

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 24, 2007 @ 11:46 am | Reply

  7. Parent Trap was a good movie, I agree. What happened to Lindsay? It’s sad because she seemed like a nice girl.

    Comment by John Galt — August 24, 2007 @ 9:42 pm | Reply


    Comment by giovanni — August 25, 2007 @ 5:14 pm | Reply

  9. “Why are this harlot’s breasts not strapped down? What has become of our noble prisons?”

    Because strapping down those lovely breasts would be such a waste, would it not?

    Not a fan, just a dude.


    Comment by donkspeedonkdonk — August 26, 2007 @ 8:58 pm | Reply

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