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August 16, 2007

Lindsay Lohan: Not My Pants

Filed under: Entertainment,Hollyweird,Idiocy — Psycheout @ 12:13 pm

Lindsay Lohan Passed Out AgainWorst excuse ever.

The 21-year-old checked into a Utah rehab center earlier this month after she was charged with her second DUI in two months. Lohan was pulled over early one morning after police believe that she was chasing another car in a SUV and failed a sobriety test. After searching her, police found cocaine in the pocket of her pants. The ‘Mean Girls’ star insist that neither the pants nor the drugs where hers.

She probably offered to take them off, the drunken little hussy. And this is classy with a k:

Meanwhile, Lindsay is facing more legal problems as one of the women in the SUV she was chasing filed a lawsuit and is suing Lohan.

It would seem that this little doggie, who recently escaped from her most recent round of rehab to buy $20 worth of spray on tan product, needs to be kept on a short leash.

My dog was last seen on the morning of 24 July 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars.

This young lady might have benefited from a purity ball in the past. But it’s far too late for this pampered lush now. Sadly she is a role model for young ladies today. And what a horrible one she is.

NOTE (to search engines): This article is not about Lindsay Lohan  nude, naked, topless, flashing, pregnant or having sex. So perverts begone!

— Psycheout


  1. Without the nude, flashing, etc. she’s of no interest.

    Comment by Bob Baffet — August 16, 2007 @ 2:33 pm | Reply

  2. She is a horrible role model. On that we can agree.

    Comment by La Mona — August 16, 2007 @ 6:36 pm | Reply

  3. Does anybody take her seriously when she goes to rehab anymore? Three this year alone. Half the willpower of Robert Downey Jr, and none of the talent.

    Comment by Salmo — August 16, 2007 @ 6:54 pm | Reply

  4. I said it 2 years ago and I kept on saying it
    Lindsy Lohan Sucks.
    Only now does everyone agree with me

    Comment by smilingchaos — August 17, 2007 @ 2:09 am | Reply

  5. If there was ever a role model for liberal whores in the making, Lindsay is certainly the one. I think the only thing that will bring that girl to the Lord and screw her head on straight is a near death experience. I sure hope it happens soon.

    Comment by Connie Mack — August 17, 2007 @ 6:53 am | Reply

  6. I do hope she sucks!

    Comment by Carlos Antunes — August 17, 2007 @ 7:21 am | Reply

  7. I love your note to search engines. Clever, in an obvious fashion.

    Comment by Linus — August 19, 2007 @ 8:58 pm | Reply

  8. […] those weren’t her pants, right?  Sure, we believe you! In a statement, Lohan said: “It is clear to me that my life […]

    Pingback by Lindsay Lohan, Hollyweird Addict, Lucks Out « Blogs 4 Brownback — August 23, 2007 @ 5:15 pm | Reply

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