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August 10, 2007

HELLO!!!

DrunkHELLO BROWNABCKRES!!! I AM JA K FREMONT I HATE HOMOS AND COMMIES AND MOONBAYTS!! I LIKE TO DRINK!!!

VOTE BROWNASCK!!! VOTE BROWNAKC!!! VOTE BROWNABCK!!!!

15 Comments »

  1. Okay, maybe this is a good time to tell you guys. Jack’s a little drunk right now. I’m going to take him into the other room and put him down, then pray over him for a while. Please excuse us.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 12:44 pm | Reply

  2. Get that man sober in time for Ames!

    Comment by Nate — August 10, 2007 @ 12:48 pm | Reply

  3. “Get that man sober in time for Ames!”

    I’ll try. It’s hard, though. We tried to get him to go to Alcoholics Anonymous, but he assures us that A.A. is full of degenerate moonbats. He said that he went to a meeting, and one of the other drunks made a derogatory remark about George Bush afterward. Naturally, you can’t expect a patriot to attend such a gathering. So, we’re going to resort to prayer this time. We should have tried that last time.

    Wait, Jack’s here again. Let me log out so he can say something else.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 12:56 pm | Reply

  4. Oh dear. Prayers are in order. Oh my.

    Comment by Psycheout — August 10, 2007 @ 1:08 pm | Reply

  5. He’s drunk but his politics are right.

    Comment by Maura Ghee — August 10, 2007 @ 2:09 pm | Reply

  6. …You expect anyone to believe any of this?

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 10, 2007 @ 2:18 pm | Reply

  7. “…You expect anyone to believe any of this?”

    What are you talking about, Brandon?

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 2:24 pm | Reply

  8. Drunk or not his heart is clearly in the right place.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 10, 2007 @ 2:36 pm | Reply

  9. Oh my Lord Father God, may you reach down into the belly of our Brother Jack Freemont and gently squeeze the fermented liquid poison from his system. Keep him, Oh Lord, away from alcohol, drugs, Liberal women, and cigarettes going forward and remind him of your plan for his future.

    Amen.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — August 10, 2007 @ 2:41 pm | Reply

  10. A beautiful prayer, Mrs. Gaines-Crockett, I shall repeat several times tonight myself.

    Comment by Helen Bock — August 10, 2007 @ 6:11 pm | Reply

  11. Jack’s sleeping now. In the morning, we’re going to have a little chat. I’m off to work, but my wife has him hogtied in the spare bedroom.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 7:43 pm | Reply

  12. Your wife is a saint, and so are you. Godspeed, Jack.

    Comment by Psycheout — August 10, 2007 @ 7:53 pm | Reply

  13. Please, keep this man off the site. When I go to a site to learn about family values, I EXPECT to see FAMILY values. I realize that we are all sinners, every one of us, but I feel that the sin should be kept off of this site.

    Comment by Bob_Corker — August 23, 2007 @ 5:50 pm | Reply

  14. Ron Paul doesn’t take cock in the ass from the Jewish priesthood.

    [Ed Note: How charming!]

    Comment by Mike — October 1, 2007 @ 8:38 pm | Reply

  15. This looks like a Nod Flinders thread.

    Comment by Elephant Bones — November 27, 2007 @ 1:31 am | Reply


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