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August 10, 2007

Angelina Jolie Turns Her Back on Bisexuality

Filed under: Entertainment,Hollyweird,Homosexuality — Psycheout @ 7:07 pm

Angelina Jolie - Repentant Bisexual - hot nude pix, sinners!This is great news! Tomb Raider, admitted bisexual and S&M fanatic has given up her sinful ways for the love of a good man. She should serve as an example to dykes, lesbians, feminists and bisexual women everywhere: there is a way out. There is a man for you, too.

Openly bisexual Angelina Jolie reveals she’s given up women and S&M now that she’s with Brad Pitt.

‘I’ve never hidden my bisexuality,’ the 32-year-old says. ‘But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.’

Let’s pray that Jolie can keep her lustful desires at bay.

Brad’s first mistake:

‘He lets me talk to whomever I want,’ she tells French magazine Public. ‘He has complete blind faith in me.’

And this doesn’t sound believable, but we shall see.

The openly bisexual Angelina Jolie says she has given up women for her lover Brad Pitt. The 32-Year-old actress openly admits she has bedded women in the past and also admits to experimenting with knives during sex. Jolie had a 10 year relationship with Jenny Shimizu but insist that she has given up women and S&M since meeting Pitt.

It’s time to get married, Angelina, and put those years of sin behind you. It’s time to get serious about life and learn what it is to have a loving man provide for you. It’s time to have some chidren of your own and a life that’s worth living.

Good luck, Angie and Brad. And watch out for Jennifer Aniston. She may want to experiment with knives on you too!

Update: For those search engine weirdos: hot Angelina Jolie image picture bisexual nude with girls! Perhaps if we get them here, we can save their souls.

— Psycheout

17 Comments »

  1. Finally, a Hollywood celebrity who’s not afraid to admit that being a Sodomite is a deviant choice. She chose to drink soy milk, she chose to cavort with succubi, and now she’s chosen to turn herself toward Christianity and away from all that filth.

    God be praised!

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 7:48 pm | Reply

  2. This post isn’t as rediculous as the more recent ones.

    Comment by Harry Potter — August 10, 2007 @ 10:26 pm | Reply

  3. Thanks for your deep insight, Harry. Care to elaborate a bit?

    Comment by Psycheout — August 10, 2007 @ 10:28 pm | Reply

  4. Well this one actually has a tangable point. All of your more recent ones are either idiotic accusations or some off the wall mixed up view of messages in the bible. Now this topic is more of a praise issue while it hurts me to say it actually can contribute to something.

    Comment by Harry Potter — August 10, 2007 @ 10:39 pm | Reply

  5. Am I completely and utterly wrong in thinking that Brad Pitt could turn many a woman away from bisexuality? He seems like such a nice, family-minded fellow.

    Comment by Lyssie — August 10, 2007 @ 11:52 pm | Reply

  6. Where did it say she was “turning herself toward Xtianity,” Sissy-pussy?
    And where’s the link to the “hot Angelina Jolie image picture bisexual nude with girls?” Sweet Blood of Jeezis, your website really is worthless.

    Comment by M. Bouffant — August 11, 2007 @ 3:53 am | Reply

  7. “Am I completely and utterly wrong in thinking that Brad Pitt could turn many a woman away from bisexuality?”

    Yes! Nothing wrong with bisexuality. Live your life the way you want Lyssie, but let the rest of the world do the same!

    Comment by Tyler Durden — August 11, 2007 @ 1:17 pm | Reply

  8. Perhaps there’s still hope for all those hollywood harlots.

    Comment by Helen Bock — August 11, 2007 @ 5:58 pm | Reply

  9. I think it’s funny…Tyler Durden was played by Brad Pitt…nevermind.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 13, 2007 @ 8:04 am | Reply

  10. Once bisexual, always bisexual. And there’s nothing wrong with sexual experimentation…knives included.

    Stupid website.

    Pro-Choice, Pro-Gay, Pro-Knives! Let people make their own choices and live the way they want to, for GOD’S SAKE!

    Comment by pfft — August 23, 2007 @ 3:38 am | Reply

  11. This doesn’t mean she isn’t bisexual. This means she’s in a monogamous relationship with Brad Pitt. Since he’s a man that means no sex with women. It doesn’t mean she isn’t attracted to women any more, just that she won’t act on those attractions just like she won’t act on attractions to men other than her husband. If their relationship doesn’t last I assume she’ll be back on the market available to men and women that interest her.

    Comment by FixingtheInterpretation — November 3, 2007 @ 12:38 am | Reply

  12. first of all you’re stupid for posting this blog. what she was saying was that she is in a committed relationship with Brad Pitt so she won’t be dating women as long as she is with him. she didn’t date men when she was with Jenny-whatsername so what does that mean? she gave up heterosexuality for awhile? sure. she wasn’t cheating on the person.
    you’re an idiot.

    and fyi, i’m a proud dyke and i would rather stick a fork in my eyeballs and a knife in my vagina than date a man. what makes me laugh about you guys is if we would say “there is hope for you that you will find someone of the opposite sex and be gay.” you would think we’re whackjobs. and we would be for trying to change who you are. its just too bad you can’t see that you’re fucking insane.
    and bisexuality is completely different than homosexuality. once a dyke or a fag always a dyke or fag.
    and another dumb comment. feminism has nothing to do with lesbianism. i know lots of feminists who hate gays. so go plug it in your assholes and get it over with. it’s your fucking god. not mine. YOU go to hell. in the meantime fuck jesus, i’ve got lesbianism.

    btw pfft, you’re awesome stay that way.

    Comment by meghan — July 3, 2008 @ 12:10 am | Reply

  13. oh and before i forget. VOTE OBAMA!!!

    Comment by meghan — July 3, 2008 @ 12:12 am | Reply

  14. I think meghan’s comments say all you need to know about the serious psychological and spiritual damage caused by perverted lesbiofeminist acts.

    On the other hand, at least she has confirmed for us that Osama is the candidate of the radical homosexual agenda. Not that we didn’t know that already, since he himself is a notorious homosexual.

    Comment by DPS — July 5, 2008 @ 12:57 am | Reply

  15. […] Angelina Jolie. Even though she is a renowned humanitarian, she still has the dubious sin of bisexuality and is acting like a feminazi by making poor Brad Pitt look after the children while she attempts […]

    Pingback by Even Asinine Sixteen Year Olds Can Outargue Atheists « Calvinists 4 Conservatism — August 1, 2008 @ 1:39 pm | Reply

  16. I got to this blog by accident (no, really!) but what a feast of intolerance and insanity is it! May all of you born-again creeps be taken by The Rapture any second now …. please!

    Comment by LeaveMy SoulAlone — August 11, 2008 @ 5:28 pm | Reply

  17. Wow,xtian intolerance never ceases to amaze me…I’m gay,and a satanist on top,so stick that to your pathetic xtian site,oh and guess what,I don’t drink blood,fuck goats,dance around flaming pentagrams or sacrifice children,I’m a normal human being trying to live and let live,don’t care if you’re xtian or not,good for you,but don’t feed us that intolerant bullshit,we should live in a world better than that,Pit’s amazing but really…I bet she was hell hot with that girl

    Comment by Atrum — December 11, 2011 @ 12:39 am | Reply


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