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August 9, 2007

Open Faith Thread

Filed under: Faith,Idiocy,Nutjobs,Open Thread,Weirdos,Weirdos and Hippies — Sisyphus @ 8:08 am

Open ThreadIs the cross a symbol Christians have adopted because a) Christ was crucified (the position taken by every Christian, ever), of b) because Wiccans have been using it in their religious observances since the founding of their faith (circa 1994 or so)? Discuss.

Frankly, I find this topic hilarious. Offensively anti-Christian, yes, but also hilarious.

32 Comments »

  1. This is an easy one, dear, our Lord did on the old-rugged Cross for our sins and it represents the ultimate sacrifice for His children.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — August 9, 2007 @ 8:10 am | Reply

  2. I read that Christ was a carpenter and that he worked for the Romans making crosses.

    Is that true?

    Comment by Happy Clam — August 9, 2007 @ 8:26 am | Reply

  3. “Is that true?”

    I doubt that very much. Why would Jesus need to execute people for the Romans? Surely He could discern those deserving of damnation, and bide His infinite time accordingly.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 9, 2007 @ 8:45 am | Reply

  4. What have the Romans ever done for us?

    Comment by Tyler Durden — August 9, 2007 @ 9:12 am | Reply

  5. So the Wicca (or “wickers” as they say in Good and True Christians circles) claim the cross is part of their (snicker) ancient religion? So the 1950’s are the ancient era now.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 9, 2007 @ 9:23 am | Reply

  6. “So the Wicca (or “wickers” as they say in Good and True Christians circles) claim the cross is part of their (snicker) ancient religion? So the 1950’s are the ancient era now.”

    Show me this quote you are referring to.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 9:30 am | Reply

  7. Next they’ll claim the American flag as their symbol. Satanists always lie.

    Comment by Helen Bock — August 9, 2007 @ 10:09 am | Reply

  8. Yet another Lefty thinks this website is parody.

    Oh, the horror.

    As you know, I am decidedly neutral on the subject. When I read educational info on things like “Turmoil in the Toybox”, it makes me think, wow, they’re not a spoof. But the comments on Heliocentrism are perplexing, in light of mountains of overwhelming evidence that the world is NOT flat.

    I’m torn.

    Comment by MikeM — August 9, 2007 @ 10:37 am | Reply

  9. So did you guys hear about what happened to Glen Murphy Jr, Young Republican National Federation chairman?

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 11:28 am | Reply

  10. MikeM,

    You are torn it is because you are not seeing the Divine Revelation Jesus gave Sisyphus; if you believe in Creationism because of Scripture then you have to believe in Heliocentrism. To do otherwise is dishonest, people who do that are saying God is right about creation but wrong on the universe.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 9, 2007 @ 11:31 am | Reply

  11. So did you guys hear about what happened to Glen Murphy Jr, Young Republican National Federation chairman? – Comment by Brandon Explosion

    Brandon, stop lying. that person is not the chairman, and I don’t recall that he ever was…

    Comment by Happy Clam — August 9, 2007 @ 11:46 am | Reply

  12. Brandon,

    When you say:

    “You are torn it is because you are not seeing the Divine Revelation Jesus gave Sisyphus; if you believe in Creationism because of Scripture then you have to believe in Heliocentrism. To do otherwise is dishonest, people who do that are saying God is right about creation but wrong on the universe.”,

    I can only assume you meant to say,

    “… CANNOT believe in Heliocentrism…”?

    Please clarify.

    Comment by MikeM — August 9, 2007 @ 12:11 pm | Reply

  13. I didn’t say that. BJ did.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 1:08 pm | Reply

  14. “Brandon, stop lying. that person is not the chairman, and I don’t recall that he ever was…”

    Of course you don’t, but he was. He was found drunk, sexually molesting a sleeping man.

    [Ed Note: Please stop posting your gay fantasies here. Perhaps you should head over to gay.com.]

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 1:09 pm | Reply

  15. MikeM,

    As The Bible says God created the earth in seven days it clear that the sun rotates around the earth. Is that clear enough?

    Brandon,

    Glen Murphy was never chairman of the YRNF. That is a lie you moonbats pulled out of thin air. No Republican even ever heard of Glen Murphy until the left invented him.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 9, 2007 @ 1:15 pm | Reply

  16. most likely he was some kind of communist. a liebral hero. a moonbat poofda

    Comment by Happy Clam — August 9, 2007 @ 1:38 pm | Reply

  17. The Republican Party has its share of RINOs, Brandon. Many of them are later revealed to be Communists.

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 9, 2007 @ 1:51 pm | Reply

  18. [Ed Note: Please stop posting your gay fantasies here. Perhaps you should head over to gay.com.]

    That’s cute. Thanks editor!

    BJ,

    “Glen Murphy was never chairman of the YRNF. That is a lie you moonbats pulled out of thin air. No Republican even ever heard of Glen Murphy until the left invented him.”

    He was. However, as soon as the incident was revealed they tried to destroy all record of him. He resigned for ‘unrelated reasons’. He’s being charged with a felony.

    At least Sisyphus and Happy Clam acknowledge him as a Republican (even if he was a ‘RINO’ as you suggest).

    I will post the link as soon as I remember how to imbed it (I fully expect to get an ‘editor’s note’ chastising me for not being internet savvy enough).

    [Ed Note: Please try to be more internet savvy in the future. Perhaps joining the Young Republicans chapter in your area might help.]

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 9, 2007 @ 2:15 pm | Reply

  19. There is no link Brandon, you are making this all up that there is a gang of prominent Republicans who go around raping and killing other men.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 9, 2007 @ 2:34 pm | Reply

  20. Wicca? Isn’t that witchcraft? As in “burn the witch!!” Salem-style witchcraft? I thought that’s been around for some time.

    BJ, your perspective on creation is a little silly. First off, the Bible says that there was an endless body of water before God created everything. So did he create it? Or was it there before God? It doesn’t elaborate on that point.

    If you take the Milky Way galaxy as a stationary object (which it technically isn’t, but for simplicity’s sake we assume it is), then the Sun orbits the galactic centre, and the Earth and other planets orbit the Sun, just like the moon orbits the Earth.

    Also, Creation states that the Moon is an equal counterpart to the Sun (a star) that produces its own light (it isn’t and it’s not).

    Comment by Adam Nelson — August 9, 2007 @ 4:27 pm | Reply

  21. Wicca? Isn’t that witchcraft? As in “burn the witch!!” Salem-style witchcraft? I thought that’s been around for some time.

    Wicca has only been around since the 1950s when this Englishman named Gardner invented it. Paganism was destroyed by Christianity a long time ago.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 9, 2007 @ 4:44 pm | Reply

  22. BJ,

    Heliocentrism is when planets revolve around the sun; Sisy’s Flat-Earth model refutes that.

    I think you got it backwards, man. Sisy is earth-centric, not Heliocentric (or, as he says, Helioleftist).

    Comment by MikeM — August 9, 2007 @ 4:59 pm | Reply

  23. Did I say Heliocentric? Hmm, probably those hackers that changed it from geocentric to make me look ridiculous.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 9, 2007 @ 10:12 pm | Reply

  24. Sorry, BJ. The Order of the Monkey is a tricky bunch. They pretend to be old men (vatos) logging in from a school. Their morality is non-existent. I wouldn’t be surprised if they altered your comment.

    The B4B Hacker Task Force will look into this.

    Comment by Psycheout — August 9, 2007 @ 10:27 pm | Reply

  25. Yea right….proof anyone? Don’t blame a fake group (or one that has never been here) for your idiocy. And the IP was from school….the principal thinks you’re an idiot basically and in a nutshell.

    Comment by La Mona — August 9, 2007 @ 10:40 pm | Reply

  26. You protest too much La Moana. Clearly you are behind this attack. I just looked over my posts and I sound like a babbling fool posting the first thing that comes to his head. Obviously some hacker has altered them. How dare you do this La Moana.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — August 10, 2007 @ 8:04 am | Reply

  27. BJ….you ALWAYS sound like that.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 10, 2007 @ 8:24 am | Reply

  28. “Heliocentrism is when planets revolve around the sun; Sisy’s Flat-Earth model refutes that.”

    Amen!

    Comment by Sisyphus — August 10, 2007 @ 8:31 am | Reply

  29. Sisyphus, I have a model for a banana shaped earth that refutes Sisyphus’s model. That doesn’t make it correct.

    Prove that La Mona is some sort of hacker, or that these hackers even exist. “Order of the Monkey” indeed.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — August 10, 2007 @ 8:42 am | Reply

  30. “and Happy Clam acknowledge him as a Republican ”

    I did no such thing. You dreamed him up in your bed wetting fantasies

    Comment by Happy Clam — August 10, 2007 @ 11:11 am | Reply

  31. Happy Clam, please refrain from mentioning your mattress-soiling man-on-man dreams.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — August 10, 2007 @ 11:35 am | Reply

  32. I dunno if he can man; Happy Clam loves hot man-on-man action.

    Right Happy Clam?

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 10, 2007 @ 2:28 pm | Reply


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