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August 3, 2007

Joke of the Day

Filed under: Humor — Psycheout @ 11:43 pm

Jesus LaughingQ. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

(see the first comment for the answer)

— Psycheout

17 Comments »

  1. A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

    Ha ha ha ha!

    Have a great weekend, Brownbackers!

    Comment by Psycheout — August 3, 2007 @ 11:45 pm | Reply

  2. Oh, my goodness! I am just rolling on the floor laughing at that one!

    God bless you for that!

    God is Love!
    BBN

    Comment by Billy Bob Neck — August 4, 2007 @ 12:15 am | Reply

  3. How ’bout a few more…

    Q. Why wouldn’t Mitt Romney take a walk on the beach?
    A. Because he couldn’t keep track of his flip flops!

    Q. Why did Rudy Giuliani cross the road?
    A. There was a sale on dresses at Macys!

    Q. Why did John McCain charge at the hunter?
    A. Because he’s a RINO!

    Q. When will Fred Thompson enter the race?
    A. When his wife gives him permission!

    Ha ha ha ha!

    Comment by Psycheout — August 4, 2007 @ 12:24 am | Reply

  4. Q. If Hillary, Bill and all the rest of the liberals are on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
    A. We do!

    Q. What’s the difference between liberals and cowpies?
    A. Cowpies stop stinking after awhile!

    Q. What’s the difference between a bucket of slime and a liberal?
    A. The bucket!

    Q. How can you spot a group of liberals?
    A. They’re the ones burning the American Flag!

    Q. How can you identify another group of liberals?
    A. They’re the ones burning the Constitution!

    Ha ha ha ha!

    Comment by Psycheout — August 4, 2007 @ 1:08 am | Reply

  5. Q. What’s brown and black and looks good on a liberal?
    A. A doberman!

    Q. What do you call 10,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?
    A. A good start!

    Ha ha ha ha! Anyone got any more?

    Comment by Psycheout — August 4, 2007 @ 1:22 am | Reply

  6. Q. What a liberal’s favorite a-vegatable?
    A. A-peas!

    Oh, my goodness! I am laughing my butt off! I just emailed all these jokes to my prayer group!

    Comment by billybobneck — August 4, 2007 @ 11:24 am | Reply

  7. I love that joke!

    Q. What’s a liberal’s favorite track event?
    A. The 100 meter cut and run!

    Ha ha ha! This is fun!

    Comment by Psycheout — August 4, 2007 @ 2:52 pm | Reply

  8. Sorry, but I just don’t find immature political jokes funny—especially ones that support mass murder, like the first one on comment #4 and both of the ones on comment #5.

    Comment by AutoFire — August 4, 2007 @ 7:21 pm | Reply

  9. Some people just have no sense of humor.

    Comment by Psycheout — August 4, 2007 @ 7:22 pm | Reply

  10. Yeah—you and Sisyphus come to mind.

    Comment by AutoFire — August 4, 2007 @ 7:23 pm | Reply

  11. The lady pig said to the man pig, You’re such a boar”. Did I tell it right?

    Comment by Ann O'Maly — August 4, 2007 @ 9:34 pm | Reply

  12. Ann, I don’t think you did.

    I think it’s –

    Hillary walks in on Bill and Monica having indecent sexual relations and says to Bill, “You’re such a pig”. Bill says, “But, honey, what’d I do?” And Hillary says, “You never asked me to join the two of you!”

    God is Love!
    BBN
    http://www.billybobneck.com

    Comment by Billy Bob Neck — August 4, 2007 @ 10:39 pm | Reply

  13. I just remembered this great joke that Pastor Pete Peters tells better than anybody else!

    Comment by billybobneck — August 5, 2007 @ 2:41 pm | Reply

  14. Said one female cow to another, “I’m tired of the same old bull.”

    Comment by AutoFire — August 5, 2007 @ 6:23 pm | Reply

  15. Q. What did one liberal say to the other?
    A. Let’s blame America first!

    Comment by Ned Flanders — August 5, 2007 @ 7:10 pm | Reply

  16. I’ve always wondered what it must be like to go through life without being funny. Now I know!

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 6, 2007 @ 5:29 pm | Reply

  17. Q What were Jesus’ last words?
    A brb
    i lol’d

    Comment by Elephant Bones — November 27, 2007 @ 1:29 am | Reply


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