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July 31, 2007

Please Let Me Stay at Club Gitmo!

Filed under: Defending America,Terrorism — Psycheout @ 3:19 pm

Club Gitmo!Club Gitmo is so awful that the inmates don’t want to leave, ever!

An inmate of Guantanamo Bay who spends 22 hours each day in an isolation cell is fighting for the right to stay in the notorious internment camp.

He added that “the orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit grupe, steamed peas with mushrooms and side of rice pilaf cannot be beat! It’s fantastic here. I’m lovin’ it!”

Zachary Katznelson, senior counsel with the human rights lawyers Reprieve and Mr Belbacha’s lawyer, has asked the US courts to block any transfer. “Ahmed is being held in camp six, the harshest part of Guantanamo,” he said. “His cell is all steel, there are no windows, he is not allowed to communicate with other prisoners and he gets just two hours exercise each day in a metal cage.”

Perhaps he shouldn’t have become an islamofascist terrorist then. Just a suggestion, pal.

We’ve heard so much about how awful Guantanamo is, and how those being held there should either be moved to another location or sent back home. However, it seems that home for Belbacha holds much more terror for him than having to stay locked up inside a prison cell with three squares a day.

With a glint in his eye, Ahmed Belbacha headed back to the steam tray to get another generous portion of rice pilaf. “This stuff is really delicious,” he exclaimed, with a mouthful of glazed chicken. “I never want to go back home. This is my home now.”

A friendly guard smiled wistfully and gave Ahmed a thumbs up. “Tomorrow is salisbury steak night,” he added.

Just another day in paradise at sunny Club Gitmo.

— Psycheout

12 Comments »

  1. I don’t think our tax dollars should finance the Hotel Ritz for our enemies. Throw the dogs in a dog pen, and feed them the dogmeat they deserve. They’re enemies of freedom, and they’re trying to kill us all. I have no sympathy for them in their country club resort prison.

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 31, 2007 @ 3:51 pm | Reply

  2. Club Gitmo is so awful that the inmates don’t want to leave, ever!

    Inmate doesn’t want to leave because, while in Guantanamo, he’s just being tortured, whereas in Algeria, he will be tortured to death.

    He added that “the orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit grupe, steamed peas with mushrooms and side of rice pilaf cannot be beat! It’s fantastic here. I’m lovin’ it!”

    Wow, you could only go 13 words without just making stuff up. Hah! Hah! Not.

    Perhaps he shouldn’t have become an islamofascist terrorist then. Just a suggestion, pal.

    Again, wow. Your first cogent (but sadly wrong) point today! Has Mr Belbacha been put on trial? No. Is he guilty, then? No. Innocent until proven guilty by a fair, public, open trial, I’m afraid, Psycheout.

    With a glint in his eye, Ahmed Belbacha headed back to the steam tray to get another generous portion of rice pilaf. “This stuff is really delicious,” he exclaimed, with a mouthful of glazed chicken. “I never want to go back home. This is my home now.”

    A friendly guard smiled wistfully and gave Ahmed a thumbs up. “Tomorrow is salisbury steak night,” he added.

    Just another day in paradise at sunny Club Gitmo.

    Eugh, please leave it out with your fantasy Guantanamo fanfiction.

    I don’t think our tax dollars should finance the Hotel Ritz for our enemies. Throw the dogs in a dog pen, and feed them the dogmeat they deserve. They’re enemies of freedom, and they’re trying to kill us all. I have no sympathy for them in their country club resort prison.

    Again:

    It’s not the Ritz, or a country club. That you should think so is frankly disgusting.

    – They haven’t been tried. If it’s so certain that they are ‘enemies of freedom’, and ‘trying to kill us all’, then why not?

    Comment by interpreted — July 31, 2007 @ 3:59 pm | Reply

  3. Amnesty International? No amnesty for terrorists. That is all.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 31, 2007 @ 5:10 pm | Reply

  4. Wow, what a completely lame comeback.

    Comment by Ben Culture — July 31, 2007 @ 7:03 pm | Reply

  5. I don’t understand why the left is always trying to find the worst of America. Look, if you guys don’t like it here then move to Canada or something.

    Comment by Harry — July 31, 2007 @ 8:20 pm | Reply

  6. Wow, what a completely lame comeback.

    Wow, what a pretentious comment.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 31, 2007 @ 8:36 pm | Reply

  7. … someone hasn’t answered the question …

    Comment by interpreted — August 1, 2007 @ 3:52 am | Reply

  8. The guy´s just afraid to get tortured or killed in his home country, Algeria. Basically, he has chosen the lesser evil of two.

    Perhaps he shouldn’t have become an islamofascist terrorist then. Just a suggestion, pal.

    Where´s the evidence that he is? Oh, I forgot, you only land in Gitmo if Uncle Sam doesn´t like even though there´s no evidence that you have done something bad.

    So Guantanamo is not so bad b/c a guy would rather stay there than face torture or death.
    Well, I guess that comparison means something. Can’t think of anywhere I’d want to leave if I was facing torture or death.

    And then you bring up those nice fairy tales again. Dude, Gitmo doesn´t cost enough for such luxuries.

    I don’t understand why the left is always trying to find the worst of America. Look, if you guys don’t like it here then move to Canada or something.

    If you´re a real patriot, don´t leave your country when things are going bad. Try to make it better! That´s what people like Ben think. And he´s DAMN RIGHT!

    Comment by PG — August 1, 2007 @ 8:45 am | Reply

  9. “Ahmed Belbacha fears that he will be tortured or killed if the United States goes ahead with plans to return him to his native Algeria.”

    This is why he’d rather stay in Gitmo than go back to his country.

    “He says his cell in Guantanamo is like a grave and that although it sounds crazy he would rather stay in those conditions than go back to Algeria. The fact is that he is really, really scared about what might happen to him in Algeria.”

    Oh yeah, and if Harry and Psycheout love it so much, why don’t you guys stay there? I mean seriously, or at the very least leave your house for more than an hour.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 1, 2007 @ 9:40 am | Reply

  10. Yeah, let’s just lock up Psycheout in a prison camp and label him an ‘enemy of freedom’ without giving him a trial. I mean, if someone calls you something it has to be true, right?

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — August 1, 2007 @ 9:42 am | Reply

  11. If you don’t want to be falsely accused of a crime than you shouldn’t put yourself in a position where you might have to falsely confess to a crime in the first place. How about some personal responsibilty people!!!!

    Comment by ec1009 — August 1, 2007 @ 5:02 pm | Reply

  12. FREEDOM? Stupid Americans think they got freedom Bush has taken everything away from you guys why is anyone going to be bothered with your freedom. Just look at your unjust laws fucking scum of the earth yanks are bastards you deserve what you get in Iraq fuckers.

    Comment by Pscho — September 6, 2007 @ 6:25 pm | Reply


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