Apparently, those gorillas that tempt the Darwinists to sin so much will soon meet their moonbat lovers in Hell:
The shooting deaths of four mountain gorillas — three females and an alpha male silverback — are prompting a United Nations agency to send a mission to the Democratic Republic of Congo.
Rangers made the gruesome find in the southern sector of Virunga National Park earlier this week, said Flora and Fauna International, an organization that acts to conserve threatened species and ecosystems. The group said it is unclear who shot the gorillas or why.
“Just over 700 mountain gorillas survive in the wild today, and none exist in captivity,” Flora and Fauna International said in a statement. “For such a small population, the unnecessary and indiscriminate killing of four mountain gorillas is a huge loss.”
We all know the real purpose of this trip, of course- the pedophiliac UN workers want a chance to propogate with gorillas before the pious Rwandan poachers finally eliminate this deviant harlotry from the planet once and for all. If it was good enough for their grandparents, it’s good enough for the treefrogs of today. Leftists breed with gorillas, then tell us that our parents bred with gorillas, too. It’s insanity incarnate.
I, for one, salute the Rwandans and Congolese. They’re the only ones taking concrete steps to eradicate this menace for future generations. The web of Darwinist lies is about to lose a major source of spool. We are that much closer to killing this abhorrent spider once and for all, thanks to the God-fearing efforts of the African peasantry.
We who are going to church tomorrow salute you, gorilla-slayers! They who are about to fornicate and consume alcohol and drugs tomorrow will not share our sentiments. They’re forlorn over the loss of their opportunity to sate their bestial carnalities, and will likely drown their sorrows in grog. I, for one, find little pity for them. Now they’re going to have to marry human women and breed non-Darwinist children, the way God intended.
Update (by Psycheout): NOTE: This is wrong.
“I’m not ready to evolve, Kong.”
“Too bad, girly, Darwin says you are.”
Update 2 (by Psycheout): This, too, is wrong.
Robin Williams (aka Mork) Hearts Koko
This is wrong. Are wedding bells next?