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July 27, 2007

NASA is a Corrupt, Phony Plot

Filed under: Democratic Idiocy,Science,Taxes,Weirdos and Hippies — Sisyphus @ 9:53 am

NASAThis certainly appears to vindicate my well-documented feelings about the NASA boondoggle:

America’s space agency was shaken Thursday by two startling and unrelated reports: One involved claims that astronauts were drunk before flying. The other was news from NASA itself that a worker had sabotaged a computer set for delivery to the international space station.

Why not get drunk? All they’re going to do is drive the thing into the desert and spend some time gambling taxpayer money in Las Vegas. NASA is a hoax, outer space is a hoax, and you, the American taxpayer, are the victim of a con game.

Aviation Week & Space Technology reported on its Web site that a special panel studying astronaut health found that on two occasions, astronauts were allowed to fly after flight surgeons and other astronauts warned they were so drunk they posed a safety risk.

This is only serious because if they crash it into the landing strip in Arizona, we’ll have to buy them a new one with which they an carry out their boondoggle on us.

The independent panel also found “heavy use of alcohol” before launch — within the standard 12-hour “bottle-to-throttle” rule, the magazine reported.

A NASA official confirmed the report contains such details, but said they were from anonymous interviews and not substantiated. The official asked that his name not be used because NASA will discuss the health report on Friday.

The Aviation Week story did not say how long ago the alleged incidents took place, nor did it say whether it involved pilots or other crew members.

In defense of the “astronauts”, maybe they were flying back from Las Vegas at the time, and had lost heavily on the games.

At a news conference to discuss the upcoming space shuttle launch set for Aug. 7, NASA’s space operations chief was asked repeatedly about the drunken astronaut report.

That sentence, alone, shows why NASA should be disbanded.

But Gerstenmaier had more news. He revealed that an employee for a NASA subcontractor had cut the wires in a computer that was about to be loaded into the shuttle Endeavour for launch.

The subcontractor, which he wouldn’t name, contacted NASA 1 1/2 weeks ago, as soon as it learned that another computer had been damaged deliberately, Gerstenmaier said. Had the contractor not discovered the problem, NASA would have uncovered it by testing the computer before launch, Gerstenmaier said. Safety was not an issue, he added.

He refused to speculate on the worker’s motive. He also wouldn’t say where the sabotage occurred. He said it did not happen in Florida and had nothing to do with an ongoing strike at the Kennedy Space Center by a machinists’ union.

Wonderful. Union Communists are stealing from the Communists stealing our money at NASA. I don’t even know which band of thieves to root for. The bottom line is that they’re all stealing from us. They know perfectly well that space travel is as impossible as time travel, yet they use it as a handy extortion-measure, saying that if we don’t conquer the ether first, the Chinese will. Well, unless the Chinese can invent a flying nuclear submarine, I think we have little to fear from their conquest of the watery Heavens. Should they penetrate this body too far, they risk travel into the Infernal regions. Satan will prepare a warm reception for any foolish enough to travel into his domain within their mortal shells.

I propose that we abolish NASA, and use the savings to construct a prison in which to house those who have used NASA as a means of robbing and stealing from the American people for all these years. It is poetic justice, if you will; but more importantly, it is justice.

19 Comments »

  1. Sissyphus, I applaud you courage for taking this stand against the vast secular aerospace conspiracy. Long have they defrauded the American tax power for their false space mission. They even have so blatant to have probes to “Uranus”. I suppose they must have got a real chuckle out of shoving a probe up “Uranus” to the American tax payer but enough is enough.

    President Sam will put a stop to this Nasa nonsense once he is in office.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — July 27, 2007 @ 9:58 am | Reply

  2. “President Sam will put a stop to this Nasa nonsense once he is in office.”

    He certainly will, BJ. He certainly will.

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 27, 2007 @ 9:59 am | Reply

  3. It’s time to play the fun game, PROVE IT!

    “They know perfectly well that space travel is as impossible as time travel”

    Prove it.

    “outer space is a hoax”

    Prove it.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 27, 2007 @ 11:46 am | Reply

  4. And show me again how the world is a big flat square again please?

    Or how you believe in other planets but not in outer space?

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 27, 2007 @ 11:48 am | Reply

  5. There are no planets Brandon, just fixtures in the firmament.

    You really are quite a tool of the aerospace industry Brandon. I would think all their talk about finding “black holes” would be the give away that the space program is a big joke.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — July 27, 2007 @ 11:53 am | Reply

  6. I propose that we abolish NASA, and use the savings to construct a prison in which to house those who have used NASA as a means of robbing and stealing from the American people for all these years. It is poetic justice, if you will; but more importantly, it is justice.

    Seconded. NASA is wasting my tax money that could be put to better use in the War on Terror.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 27, 2007 @ 11:56 am | Reply

  7. I think they women on these phony missions just to to satisfy these drunks.

    Comment by Enola Tibbets — July 27, 2007 @ 12:52 pm | Reply

  8. “I would think all their talk about finding “black holes” would be the give away that the space program is a big joke.”

    And why’s that?

    “I think they women on these phony missions just to to satisfy these drunks.”

    I think you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. Nothing’s better than random speculation, right guys?

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 27, 2007 @ 1:12 pm | Reply

  9. And why’s that?

    Do I have to spell it out for you Brandon; black hole, deep space probe, rings around your Uranus. Come on guy, Nasa is just bragging about reaming the US tax payer.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — July 27, 2007 @ 1:44 pm | Reply

  10. Once again, prove it.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 27, 2007 @ 1:50 pm | Reply

  11. Maybe it’s all that toxic dihydrogen monoxide that they disperse into the atmosphere.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 27, 2007 @ 2:13 pm | Reply

  12. We’ve proven it in prior threads, Adam. I’m not going to waste my time just to satiate your laziness. Read through the science posts if you want to see it proven. I have better things to do than rewrite this entire site just because you’re too lazy to read it on your own.

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 27, 2007 @ 3:17 pm | Reply

  13. You haven’t proven anything at all. You’ve never cited any real articles, you have no first-hand proof. All you have is baseless conspiracy theories.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 27, 2007 @ 6:40 pm | Reply

  14. And don’t forget the mindless speculation!

    Hey Sisyphus, couldn’t you just copy-paste the post you’re referring to here? You know, the one where you singlehandedly prove science and mankind wrong?

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 27, 2007 @ 7:03 pm | Reply

  15. “Do I have to spell it out for you Brandon; black hole, deep space probe, rings around your Uranus. Come on guy, Nasa is just bragging about reaming the US tax payer.”

    Or, you know, you could be a bit confused as you feel around that dark closet, looking for a way out.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 27, 2007 @ 7:04 pm | Reply

  16. Yes, please, Sisyphus. You have come to some great acclaim, apparently. Please feel free to prove some of the most ingenius scientists of our time wrong. I love it when a guy denies the laws of physics. It shows me he’s really smart.

    Comment by f — August 10, 2007 @ 4:35 pm | Reply

  17. Every government agency is corrupt. NASA is one of the organizations that harass innocent people…I am one of many, many victims. They use radiation technology to see everything you see. If you have what doctors call floaters, you are being monitored by the government.

    Comment by Alecia dopp — August 29, 2012 @ 12:07 am | Reply

  18. I should also mention a conspiracy theory, which is true, whereas the government tries to make a person look delusional by creating a smear campaign against them…lies…then they tell people the person has a mental illness and that the person needs to be followed. The government is paid to torture people and set them up. Read about mind control, satellite torture, electronic weaponry, covert harassment, gas lighting, human experimentation, radiation experiments, colleges participating in government experimentation, psychotronic torture, NSA monitoring of innocent people’s phones, electromagnetic waves, electroshock pulse delivered by directed energy weapons (it is also delivered by satellites), covert harassment groups, ACLU website regarding surveillance, Gwen system, which delivers electroshock to my feet that cuts my circulation off, chemtrails… The list goes on. It is all true.

    Comment by Alecia dopp — August 29, 2012 @ 12:24 am | Reply

    • I am just a little curious here. What have you got that is so important that NASA and/or the government would use measures of such extent against you? I mean I am certain that even the most private data – a naked photo of myself – wouldn’t be considered as ‘useful information’ to them. Yes, every governmental body is corrupt, and yes, there are certainly black ops, and once again yes, I am sure NASA is far from putting taxpayer’s money to its best use. BUT, saying what they are doing is complete BS is equivalent to calling all scientists in the world dumb asses. I have seen conspiracy theories that completely blew my mind, but this… enough said.

      Comment by Lin — October 1, 2013 @ 8:56 am | Reply


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