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July 26, 2007

Clintonian Cleavage: Don’t Scare the Children

Filed under: Hillary Clinton,Idiocy — Psycheout @ 9:52 pm

Clinton CleavageDid I call it or did I call it? Not to be topped by Jeri Thompson, the undeclared First Lady, Hillary Clinton decided to one up her by exposing the assets only the blind could appreciate. Barf bags on standby.

There was cleavage on display Wednesday afternoon on C-SPAN2. It belonged to Sen. Hillary Clinton.

Avert your eyes, people. And send the children to their rooms before the screams of agony drown out everything else. Lesbian boobs, folks. Make way for the lesbian boobs.

She was talking on the Senate floor about the burdensome cost of higher education. She was wearing a rose-colored blazer over a black top. The neckline sat low on her chest and had a subtle V-shape. The cleavage registered after only a quick glance. No scrunch-faced scrutiny was necessary. There wasn’t an unseemly amount of cleavage showing, but there it was. Undeniable.

Lord, have mercy.

It was startling to see that small acknowledgment of sexuality and femininity peeking out of….

Make it stop.

After all, it wasn’t until the early ’90s that women were even allowed to wear pants on the Senate floor.

And I thought it was only the Scottish who wore nothing under there.

The last time Clinton wore anything that was remotely sexy in a public setting surely must have been more than a decade ago….

Bleargh! Choke! Gasp! Wheeze! I’m not going to survive this.

Throughout Clinton’s time as first lady, she wore clothes that were feminine and stately.

No…. Stop…. Please….

When she appeared on the cover of the December 1998 issue of Vogue, just after the Monica Lewinsky scandal had peaked….

Darth ClintonOkay. That’s it. Game over. I’m done. Read the rest if you dare. If you don’t value your life.

In case your vomit bag isn’t full yet, just imagine Shrillary coming on to you:

To display cleavage in a setting that does not involve cocktails and hors d’oeuvres is a provocation.

Yuck! I’m already on my third bag. And my final bag overfloweth.

Between Jeri! and Clinton, which one will go topless first? Keep your shirt on Billy Jeff. Don’t blind the children.

Hat Tip: Happy Clam. I may never forgive you for this, you bivalve mollusk.

See also: Ann Althouse. She knows cleavage.

Boobs for Clinton

Who’s that girl?

— Psycheout

7 Comments »

  1. necks time keep youre funbags under cover. if hellbeast gits in the whyte house monika lawinskee will be munching carpet you can count on it.

    Comment by JOE — July 26, 2007 @ 10:09 pm | Reply

  2. […] I say no. Sadly. The terrorists are a tricky bunch. And we all know what a terrorist’s word is worth. About as much as Hillary Clinton’s cleavage. […]

    Pingback by Hold the Nukes! « Blogs 4 Brownback — July 27, 2007 @ 12:10 am | Reply

  3. Well said, Joe. Well said.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 27, 2007 @ 9:20 am | Reply

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    Comment by Helen Trimble — August 2, 2007 @ 3:59 pm | Reply

  5. Hillary is so awesome! Her cleavage is quite enjoyable🙂

    Comment by Hott4Hill — August 11, 2007 @ 1:55 am | Reply

  6. Why are you obsessing over this? Should we pretend people don’t have boobs or vaginas or penises? What makes that any different than my hand? It’s a part of the body. And so she was wearing something revealing. So what? What relevance could this possibly have to her political positions? I don’t think Hillary would be the best presidential candidate, but certainly not just because she wore a revealing dress.

    Comment by neutronnate — August 18, 2007 @ 5:39 pm | Reply

  7. […] But at least it won’t blind you. […]

    Pingback by The Clinton Cackle « Blogs 4 Brownback — October 8, 2007 @ 6:08 am | Reply


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