Blogs 4 Brownback

July 25, 2007

Jeri Thompson vs Hillary Clinton for President?

Filed under: Election 2008,Fred Thompson,Hillary Clinton,Idiocy,Jeri Thompson — Psycheout @ 4:18 pm

Fred and Jeri Thompson (in a nightgown)Behind every great man is a woman. Or in Hillary’s case behind every far-left wackjob socialist woman is a disgusting womanizer. Perhaps the womanizer part is true even in Jeri Thompson’s case. John Lennon had his Yoko Ono, Samson had his Delilah, and Fred! has his Jeri. And if history is any judge, it can only end in tears.

Some sources describe the role of the presumed candidate’s wife, Jeri, as vast and powerful. Sources say “she’s integrally involved in every decision” and that Fred Thompson has “set it up so everything goes through her.” Critically, that was cast as “running it like a congressional campaign” and from the “kitchen table.”

But I thought she was just a li’l ol’ Trophy Wife…. Nope, she’s a power broker. She’s even more energetic than her tubby hubby, ol’ super-Fred!

At present, those close to the planning say Jeri is involved in hiring, salaries, schedule, office assignments at the two headquarters, and small details like the color of bumper stickers. Some sources defend her, adding that “it’s easy to say she’s controlling things.” Sources describe that she, like many in Washington, knows many people in politics. They acknowledge Jeri meets with and interviews senior staff candidates and is clearly a key adviser.

But are cute little Jeri’s efforts paying off? Hmmm.

Sources close to the presumptive campaign tell NBC News that Fred Thompson’s fundraising is down “markedly.” One claimed it has “slowed down big-time.”

Oh, but I’m sure she’s helping with her hands-on approach. Right?

[Yet] Another Staff Departure

Oh well. Race 4 2008 has more.

So if Thompson gets the lazy nod, will it be Fred! vs. Hillary or Jeri vs. Hillary? I’m so confused. But I bet Fred! and Billy Jeff go hang out at Hooters while the girls, Jeri and Hilly, have a raging catfight over who belongs in the White House.

Frankly, they should all be barred at the door. Better yet, keep them outside the gate.

— Psycheout

28 Comments »

  1. Jeri looks like a washed up country western singer.

    Comment by Jeff Davis — July 25, 2007 @ 7:41 pm | Reply

  2. No comment about how the young lady looks, but it’s interesting that you mention country singer. Fred! seems to like that type.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 25, 2007 @ 7:47 pm | Reply

  3. Not only that, but I heard Fred! is scheduled to make appearance at Hannity’s yee haw fest tomorrow.

    Comment by ChenZhen — July 25, 2007 @ 8:36 pm | Reply

  4. Ugh… country music…

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 25, 2007 @ 8:37 pm | Reply

  5. I’m going to go out on a limb here, since I don’t know how the B4B Team as a whole feels about Hannity, but I think they make a cute couple: Fake and Faker.

    Hannity had to cut off Fred! recently to keep him from affirming his pro-choice views. I wonder which one plays jug and which one plays fiddle, second fiddle that is.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 25, 2007 @ 9:09 pm | Reply

  6. Agreed Adam….ugh.

    Comment by La Mona — July 25, 2007 @ 9:10 pm | Reply

  7. Wanted to tell you all that you have one of the most honest blogs on the net and you actually allow comments without removing them.

    This article nailed it about Fred and his wife who is now running everything. Just like Hill and Bill which is the last thing we need anywhere near the WH.

    Comment by Samantha — July 25, 2007 @ 10:30 pm | Reply

  8. I agree with Samantha and I wonder if you’re going to start seeing more blogs that actually allow free speech and attempt to be honest, given the popularity of this blog. RedState, Free Republic, and a lot of the others are practically corporate now. And I wonder if that’s why their traffic hasn’t been growing.

    Comment by Jeff Davis — July 25, 2007 @ 10:36 pm | Reply

  9. I wonder which one plays jug and which one plays fiddle, second fiddle that is.

    I wouldn’t mind playing with Jeri’s jugs…

    I’m just sayin’…

    And she sure puts them out on display in that picture.

    Comment by Jeff Davis — July 25, 2007 @ 10:57 pm | Reply

  10. Thank you, Samantha. It’s always nice when one of our honest readers gives us a little feedback. We know there’s a lot of you out there who don’t comment that much. Don’t be shy.

    And thanks again, Jeff. You two are a breath of fresh air compared to the critics who seem to perpetually roost here.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 25, 2007 @ 11:50 pm | Reply

  11. “And she sure puts them out on display in that picture.”

    That she does.

    “You two are a breath of fresh air compared to the critics who seem to perpetually roost here.”

    Oh, come now. Without critics this whole thing wouldn’t be any fun.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 26, 2007 @ 12:00 am | Reply

  12. There is no room in this United States of God for a Feminazi President or the First Madame of the best little Whitehouse in D.C.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 26, 2007 @ 4:31 am | Reply

  13. Jealous???

    Comment by Skeptic — July 26, 2007 @ 7:25 am | Reply

  14. Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett wishes she was a man so she wouldn’t hate herself.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 26, 2007 @ 7:54 am | Reply

  15. Brandon Explosion wishes he had a brain larger than a dried pea, so he follows the smart people around to Sam Brownback blogs thinking he might absorb something and make it grow. Sadly, for him and all Liberals, one cannot gain wisdom through osmosis.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 26, 2007 @ 8:22 am | Reply

  16. Nah, only via diffusion or active uptake. Wisdom =/= water.

    Comment by interpreted — July 26, 2007 @ 8:37 am | Reply

  17. “Sadly, for him and all Liberals, one cannot gain wisdom through osmosis.”

    It’s obvious that you can, because your head is full of so much crap I can only assume you got it from here.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 26, 2007 @ 9:14 am | Reply

  18. Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, why do you hate women?
    Why do you hate 50% of America?

    Comment by Skeptic — July 26, 2007 @ 3:08 pm | Reply

  19. Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, two things:

    1. This country is called the United States of America, not the United States of God.
    2. Please stop resorting to ad hominems against everyone who disagrees with you.

    That is all.

    Comment by AutoFire — July 26, 2007 @ 5:19 pm | Reply

  20. Frankly, they should all be barred at the door.

    If you know what I mean.

    Comment by relee — July 26, 2007 @ 5:27 pm | Reply

  21. […] Filed under: Hillary Clinton, Idiocy — Psycheout @ 9:52 pm Did I call it or did I call it? Not to be topped by Jeri Thompson, the undeclared First Lady, Hillary Clinton decided to one up […]

    Pingback by Clintonian Cleavage: Don’t Scare the Children « Blogs 4 Brownback — July 26, 2007 @ 9:52 pm | Reply

  22. Dear Skpetic,

    I do not hate anyone but I loathe slutty looking women and the sins of Liberals. Just as the Lord instructs me to.

    Dear Autofire,

    1) If you do not like living in the United States of God then feel free to move to Canada or France. I will send my housekeeper right over with boxes to help you pack.

    2) Stop being a Liberal crybaby when someone proves you wrong. Get some Testosterone and act like a man.

    Now that will be all.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 27, 2007 @ 6:57 am | Reply

  23. Dear Mrs. T.D Gaines-Crockett,

    1) I think you need to lose some of the testosterone, you crotchety old wench. Nobody with any significant amount of reason will agree with your assertion that it is called the United States of God. Get the sand out of your old saggy vagina.

    2) Loathe is just another word for hate.

    3) You hate everyone.

    Thank you and have a nice day😀

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 27, 2007 @ 1:47 pm | Reply

  24. It’s desperation time for the Republicans. Best that Fred not announce in time for debate. How would Fred field questions Re: Gonzales, Libby and “Choice”?

    Comment by Ann Kennedy — July 31, 2007 @ 10:58 am | Reply

  25. “Dear Skpetic,

    I do not hate anyone but I loathe slutty looking women and the sins of Liberals. Just as the Lord instructs me to.

    Dear Autofire,

    1) If you do not like living in the United States of God then feel free to move to Canada or France. I will send my housekeeper right over with boxes to help you pack.

    2) Stop being a Liberal crybaby when someone proves you wrong. Get some Testosterone and act like a man.

    Now that will be all.”

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 27, 2007 @ 6:57 am

    Jeri Thompson is a prostitute. She is 30 years younger than that fossil Fred Thompson which makes him the equivalent of a Pedophile.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 6, 2007 @ 11:05 am | Reply

  26. Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett is on a holier than thou high horse. Looks like BJ, Sisyphus and Psycheout will have company when the go to the place run by the guy with the pitchfork and pointed tail.

    Comment by Spacebrother — November 6, 2007 @ 11:10 am | Reply

  27. As much as I’d like to see a woman president, I don’t trust Hillary as far as I can throw her.

    Comment by retro — November 19, 2007 @ 10:40 pm | Reply

    • I don’t know, she is pretty light, you could possibly get five, maybe ten feet of distance if you do a shotput throw, that’s pretty good imo.

      Comment by anonymous — March 6, 2011 @ 4:23 pm | Reply


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