Blogs 4 Brownback

July 23, 2007

Breaking News: President Bush Is Cancer Free

Filed under: Breaking News,President Bush — Psycheout @ 2:08 pm

Our prayers have been answered.  Now our brave President can continue fighting the terrorist menace and growing the American economy in perfect health.  Never doubt the power of prayer.

Congratulations, President Bush.  Your troubles are behind you and so are we.

— Psycheout

8 Comments »

  1. G.W.B. may be healthy physically but his troubles are far from over!

    Comment by Stephen Dyrgas — July 23, 2007 @ 2:53 pm | Reply

  2. “Now our brave President can continue fighting the terrorist menace and growing the American economy in perfect health.”

    That’s right! Keep killing American culture by creating a brain-drain where intelligent people flee the country to do research, keep crippling American industry by outsourcing to China and buying everything from Walmart, keep running up the national deficit over a war that nobody wants anymore and is almost as big a screw-up as Vietnam.

    Keep it up, champ!

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 23, 2007 @ 3:41 pm | Reply

  3. “Our prayers have been answered.”

    Wow!! This “prayer” thing sounds amazing. Please explain what this is? What else can it do? Heal the sick? Eliminate famine? Stop wars? Provide answers?

    It’s a wonder that there’s actually any suffering in the world with this kind of power available, how does this “prayer” thing work anyhow? Is there a fee? Is there a website? Do I need a credit card? Any terms and conditions that need to be met?

    Imagine, all we need do is pray and it will come true, yipppeeee, pain and suffering is at an end!!!! Let the party begin…🙂

    Comment by Tyler Durden — July 24, 2007 @ 8:01 am | Reply

  4. It provides a pretty good excuse to never do anything with your life. Lazy hippies.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 24, 2007 @ 9:03 am | Reply

  5. God is wonderful!

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 24, 2007 @ 9:05 am | Reply

  6. “God is wonderful!”

    Prove it. It could all be in your mind…😉

    Comment by Tyler Durden — July 24, 2007 @ 9:26 am | Reply

  7. I’m taking bets at to whether Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett is actually a 43 year old balding male living in his parent’s attic.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 24, 2007 @ 9:52 am | Reply

  8. Put me down for $20, I’m good for it!!

    As for Dubya, if his blood pressure was as low as his poll numbers, he’d be in big trouble!! Or maybe he’s just trying to get his poll numbers to match his IQ.

    Comment by Tyler Durden — July 24, 2007 @ 10:12 am | Reply


RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Blog at WordPress.com.

%d bloggers like this: