Blogs 4 Brownback

July 19, 2007

Harry Potter: The Real Ending Revealed!

Filed under: Breaking News,Idiocy — Psycheout @ 2:41 am

The hottest news on the internet and in the world is the release of the final book in the Harry Potter series and the fake leaked chapters that everyone is reading and talking about. We at B4B got an exclusive pre-release copy of the final book and can finally reveal the ending without risking legal action now that the book has been released.

Here’s how the book ends:

The End.

This ought to boost our website hits.

Update: Support Sam Brownback for President in 2008. It’s what Harry would have done, if he hadn’t have died alone at the end of the story.

Update 2: I’m sorry to Harry Potter fans who have accidentally landed here. But I didn’t want to spoil the ending so you have to click one more time to find out the truth.

— Psycheout

20 Comments »

  1. “Another shocking twist!!” –Calculon

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 19, 2007 @ 6:46 am | Reply

  2. Pinko will be over shortly to drop lettuce ninjas on this blog. May mosquitos nest in your ears.

    Libertarian Librarin says Ron Paul is the guy to beat.

    Comment by billy pilgrim — July 19, 2007 @ 8:21 am | Reply

  3. I for one am thrilled that the fictional Harry Potter is dead. The only thing that could make me any happier is to read where another book will follow describing Harry’s eternity spent in Hell.

    Sam Brownback wouldn’t read anything by J.K. Rawling and neither should you.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 19, 2007 @ 9:48 am | Reply

  4. Harry Potter ain’t dead.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 19, 2007 @ 10:15 am | Reply

  5. I do think she’s going to kill one of the main three, though. My money’s on Ron.

    Comment by Salmo — July 19, 2007 @ 10:38 am | Reply

  6. What I want to read is Ron dying of AIDs because of having gay-sex magic and Harry realizing how wrong witchcraft is and repenting of it and becoming a good Christian. Then someone puts a bullet threw Voldermort head’s for being a psycho bunny. Only an English woman would think the way to deal with a homicidal loon capable of vast destruction is put him prison were he might escape and kill again.

    Frankly I think those books are puking sick and not just for the witch craft. The whole liberal elitism that runs threw them is vomit inducing. Only a liberal would get their hands on vast power only use it to create some all powerful click with it and use it to insult and humiliate everyone else. Name one bit of good to the rest of society those scum wad magicians do in those books.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — July 19, 2007 @ 12:39 pm | Reply

  7. Name one bit of good to the rest of society those scum wad magicians do in those books.

    Dear BJ,

    Perhaps it will inspire sodomites all around the world to engage in one big orgy in which they will infect each other with their disease and end homosexuality once and for all. That could be considered a good thing.

    What people have neglected to mention is that the “star” of those filthy movies was in a play about a man-horse sexual relationship. If that doesn’t make you sick then what does?!

    Praying for Jesus to come and take us away from this sickness.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 19, 2007 @ 12:47 pm | Reply

  8. I seem to be the only person in the world who neither knows anything about nor cares about Harry Potter. I just noticed that this was a hot story and decided to bait the little Potter freaks here so they could learn about Sam Brownback. Based on the number of hits this post has received, it seems to have worked.

    Maybe we should start up a “Harry Potter 4 Brownback” blog.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 19, 2007 @ 12:50 pm | Reply

  9. Mrs. C… That play is not about a man-horse sexual relationship. Sorry to disappoint you.

    Comment by Salmo — July 19, 2007 @ 1:44 pm | Reply

  10. “Mrs. C… That play is not about a man-horse sexual relationship. Sorry to disappoint you.”

    But you just gloss over it inspired countless young men to have gay sex. Typical liberal half truths and distraction tactics.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — July 19, 2007 @ 1:47 pm | Reply

  11. Wow BJ, you always seem to get in a fervor over gay-topics even when they have nothing to do with the topic. Is there something we don’t know about? Are you looking for the closet door?

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 19, 2007 @ 3:06 pm | Reply

  12. That had better not be accurate…

    Comment by Linus — July 19, 2007 @ 5:57 pm | Reply

  13. What I want to read is Ron dying of AIDs because of having gay-sex magic and Harry realizing how wrong witchcraft is and repenting of it and becoming a good Christian. Then someone puts a bullet threw Voldermort head’s for being a psycho bunny. Only an English woman would think the way to deal with a homicidal loon capable of vast destruction is put him prison were he might escape and kill again.

    1. As I have read some of the books I can assure that Ron Wealey is no homo.
    2. Voldemort wasn´t thrown into jail. He was thought to be dead. Oh and as of what I knew from book No.6, a bullet to the head would perhaps scratch him a little and make him angry.

    Frankly I think those books are puking sick and not just for the witch craft. The whole liberal elitism that runs threw them is vomit inducing. Only a liberal would get their hands on vast power only use it to create some all powerful click with it and use it to insult and humiliate everyone else. Name one bit of good to the rest of society those scum wad magicians do in those books.

    In this whole fictional universe, things like dragons, werewolves etc. exist. And the magicians keep them away from the rest of society.

    Comment by PG — July 20, 2007 @ 2:47 pm | Reply

  14. “Praying for Jesus to come and take us away from this sickness.”
    My dear Mrs. T. D. Gaines-Crockett: Why don’t you and your awful emasculating femiNazi hyphenated name (How does your husband put up with that? Once a woman is married she becomes her husband’s property, and no longer belongs to her father!!) meet Jesus half-way? If you are unable to figure a way to get to heaven, there are many suicide “how-to” sites on the World-Wide Web.
    Start searching now, you castrating feminist!!

    Comment by M. Bouffant — July 21, 2007 @ 1:49 am | Reply

  15. I’m not to fond of her either, but you’re starting to act like her, M. Bouffant.

    Comment by AutoFire — July 21, 2007 @ 10:18 am | Reply

  16. are you people for real? Because if this is how Brownback’s supporters act (talking about the comments, not the blog entry, which was stupid but harmless), there is *no way in heck* I would vote for Brownback. And I’m a conservative, politically and religiously. Also I just finished book seven, and it rocked.

    Have a nice day.

    Comment by Erin — July 21, 2007 @ 12:49 pm | Reply

  17. Don’t worry, they garner an extremely small percentage of the vote. Brownback has what now, a commanding lead of 3%? The people on this site have no problem bashing other conservative candidates and voters, as well as liberals. Pay them little mind.

    Comment by Brandon Explosion — July 24, 2007 @ 1:41 pm | Reply

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  20. *gasps*

    You forgot to mention that Snape killed Trinity with Rosebud after Neville discovered the black monolith was full of stars, and that the lost astronauts were on Earth all along!

    Also, an anti-furry linking to what appears to be a combination of furry art and epileptic trigger? Especially one without a good grasp of basic grammar? Wow, way to boost your credibility!

    [Ed Note: Your link is broken, you furry.]

    Comment by Confused — October 20, 2007 @ 7:15 pm | Reply


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