Iowa Catholics for Brownback hold a press conference and thanks to The Daily Brownbacker, you are there:
Iowans love Sam Brownback. And why not? He’s the most moral man in government today. It’s time to give this great man a promotion.
Sam’s statement of the day:
As I’ve mentioned many times, I’m the tortoise in this race. Uh, I don’t like how that race starts off; I love how it finishes. And I think you can just see each day, each week we’re building, we’re moving forward, we’re gaining ground, we’re building in the polls and we’re building coalitions. And this is another step forward and let’s just keep going.
Who’s the hare? Why, fRudy McRomney, of course! And furthermore:
It is pro-life, it is whole life. It is pro-America, it is all America. We can get this done.
If you can argue against that, you’ve got a major, and I mean major, brain disorder. May G-d help you.