Astute reader Johnny Rotten sent me this email:
Dear Mr. [Sisy] Phus,
I see that your recent post highlights French Harlots on their anniversary of Bastille (Jail break) day. While getting lunch it inspired me to remember to order my freedom fries correctly and to take a look for news of the continuing moral degradation occurring in foreign lands.
At least we have the benefit of a ocean separating us from these French influences. I would like to draw your attention to a much nearer and dearer problem. Breathing down our necks is the liberal haven of Canada, home to French Canadians amongst others and their unrestrained secular progressive ways. And there is very little that has been done to prevent them from slipping their vile practices here across the unsecured border.
I am sure you have heard of the scourge of militant lesbian gangs plaguing our fair cities this summer.
Even Bill O’Reilly has recently taken a stand against these GTO (Girls/gays Taking Over) gangs. It used to be that you could shield your children from such perversity, but today not even America’s favorite pastime , Baseball, is safe.
Could you imagine the horror of taking your family to the recent combined Gay day/ Hat day game in San Diego and discovering too late that you had
fallen into the crack of Sodom rather then settling in for the wholesome crack of rawhide on wood bats?
Some liberal denier gay activist groups, no doubt funded by the Radical Left’s powerful lobby machine, have tried to tell us to stick our heads in the sand and ignore the lesbian gangs running amuck in our midst. Preying upon, even raping our teenagers.
Close your ears to such claptrap. Upstanding citizens know better the truth.
The question we need to focus upon is where do our young women get such ideas to form these gangs? Well I have seen it with my own eyes and it is not pretty.
Let me testify that this lesbian brutality pales in comparison to what supposedly respectable Canadian Convenience Store Companies sanction daily in there advertisements. And targeted for ’squishy’ type drinks consumed by eager innocent children on every corner across the land.
If this example is not blasphemous enough, the brutal perversity of these militant lesbian harlots in this ad is not for the feint of heart.
It is truly frightening that lurking just across our northern border we have such naked anger directed at the entire male population . Hopefully when Senator Brownback is elected to high office, for our young women’s own good, he can chain the borders with steel and throw away the key. Putting a stop to the wide spread of such deviate ideas. And barring those who would promote lesbianism from penetrating our borders and corrupting our fairer sex. We must not allow the teeming hordes of illegal French Canadian aliens to import their foreign licentious profligate ways. The damage they have done to our country so far is enough.
John D. [Rotten]
Anything I could add to this astounding epistle would only be redundant. Mr. Rotten says it all. Militant lesbians have crushed freedom in Canada, and they’ve set their sites on America next. If Americans don’t do anything about it, we could all find our daughters forced to marry their sorority sisters at the gunpoints of the Homosexual Taliban.