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July 15, 2007

Sunday Morning Prayer for America

Filed under: Prayers,War on Christianity — Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett @ 7:09 am
 

May you bless those who support America and her traditional values that make up the very foundation of our great nation.  Be with friends, our families, and us as we make our way to our various houses of worship. Protect us against those who wish us harm, persecute us, and curse the values and morals that we hold dear. If it is your will, Lord, immobilize and silence these infidels so that they lie in a permanent vegetative state and be forced to think of every despicable act, they have ever perpetuated. Amen.

God Bless America and America Bless God.

12 Comments »

  1. If it is your will, Lord, immobilize and silence these infidels so that they lie in a permanent vegetative state and be forced to think of every despicable act, they have ever perpetuated.

    Someone needs reading Genesis 8:23 (or 22?) here…

    Comment by PG — July 15, 2007 @ 7:14 am | Reply

  2. “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9A_vxIOB-I”

    “I watched that video Adam Nelson linked to and all I thought was that it was really cute. If our troops can get those lazy Iraqi children doing something other than watching Atari all day then good for them.”

    Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett

    God bless America indeed. Another sterling example of Christian compassion. No wonder why Iraq is a complete mess for you.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 7:16 am | Reply

  3. Vote Brownback!! He supports a Moral America! Morals such as teasing children with water, and purposely angering the people of Iraq! Vote Brownback and go to child-torturing heaven!

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 7:42 am | Reply

  4. Amen!

    Comment by Skeptic — July 15, 2007 @ 8:33 am | Reply

  5. That is a beautiful prayer Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett. I will have to remember it.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — July 15, 2007 @ 8:46 am | Reply

  6. Hardcore gay porn (great!)

    Traditional American values at work.

    [Ed Note: Please embed your links. And while linking to sodomy videos is inappropriate on any day, it is even more vile that you choose to do so on a Sunday in a prayer thread. Please rethink your strategy, and keep in mind that this is a family-friendly site.]

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 8:50 am | Reply

  7. A beautiful post for a lovely Sunday morning.

    Comment by Jeff Davis — July 15, 2007 @ 10:18 am | Reply

  8. Was that a prayer or a curse?

    Comment by ChenZhen — July 15, 2007 @ 11:46 am | Reply

  9. Oh that video hit the spot. These suicide-bomber kids are so adorable when they’re all tuckered out like that.

    I say God bless our troops.

    Just one question: why simply exhaust the running children when they could have served perfectly well for target practice. Less jihardis to kill for the future soldiers who will patrolling those same streets in 2020.

    And did you see how they all cut and ran, except for that last little wog, who didn’t get the bottle either when the gang of older kids snatched it from him. I thought I would fall out of my chair. LOL. LOL.

    Comment by i_capricorn — July 15, 2007 @ 12:03 pm | Reply

  10. I join my brothers and sisters in prayer on this glorious Sunday morning.

    I pray Lord Jesus that you cripple and blind the unbeliever and that, as in the glory days of your Father’s servant Moses, you inflict sickness on their children unto the 10th generation,

    I pray that you bring your servant Sam Brownback, who is a Catholic, to really know you, Lord. Let him embrace the baptism in the blood of the Lamb, that is our Baptist faith. Sam’s s a good man, Lord, and should be saved from paganism and the Pope, who is your adversary on Earth, the Anti-Christ.

    I pray Lord Jesus that you smite the Unitarian, the Methodist, the Seventh Day Adventist, the Catholic, the Episcopalian, the Mormon (particularly the Mormon), the Presbyterian, the Jew, Muslem, and Hindoo, and all the other Satanic creeds that for the moment escape me.

    Show them your glory, my sweet Jesus. Give them the plagues of the Pharaoh. And Lord, give boils to those disgraceful Mormons as a way of saying “hi” to me. You know, like when Carol Burnett would tug her ear as a signal to her aunt.

    This I pray, O Lord Jesus, on this glorious Sunday morning that Thou hast made. Amen.

    Comment by i_capricorn — July 15, 2007 @ 12:52 pm | Reply

  11. What a wonderful prayerful post. Thanks for filling our prayer file with such inspiring words.

    I request and pray that for this one day, the Sabbath, that the dirty liberals, who enjoy casting stones at all that is good and G-dly dial it back on this one blessed day.

    Thanks, and may G-d reward your piety with blessings of plenty. And a Brownback nomination.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 15, 2007 @ 2:34 pm | Reply

  12. “Hardcore gay porn (great!)

    Traditional American values at work.”

    Nice slander there. I thought conservatives teach that deceit is wrong. Well, you all like torturing little children, so not much you do surprises me anymore.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 8:49 pm | Reply


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