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July 14, 2007

Joke of the Day

Filed under: Humor,Open Thread — Psycheout @ 6:47 pm

I heard this one from a friend at church.

What’s a liberal’s favorite vegetable?
(See the first comment for the answer.)

Happy Bastille Day, surrender monkeys!

— Psycheout

25 Comments »

  1. Appease!

    Have a great weekend, Brownbackers.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 14, 2007 @ 6:48 pm | Reply

  2. Appease?

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 14, 2007 @ 7:32 pm | Reply

  3. Adam,
    You serve the appease with the steak to Hitler just like the French did before WWII.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — July 14, 2007 @ 7:37 pm | Reply

  4. Besides, where did you come up with “surrender monkeys”?

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 14, 2007 @ 7:43 pm | Reply

  5. Surrender monkeys! That’s great! Ya know, the only evidence those wacko “scientists” have to support evolution is that the french are reverting!

    Comment by Meat and Potatos — July 14, 2007 @ 9:51 pm | Reply

  6. appease, surrender monkey, yawn, how….. creative.

    Honestly, learn some details about history first before you rant about the guys that made your independence possible.

    And the appeasement-policy was actually pressed by the british.

    Comment by PG — July 15, 2007 @ 3:19 am | Reply

  7. Allez vous faire enculer, sales americains!

    Comment by M. Bouffant — July 15, 2007 @ 4:06 am | Reply

  8. “And the appeasement-policy was actually pressed by the british.”

    Of course the Talibani’s couldn’t know that since it’s not in their Bible…

    By the way, sensible historians later concluded that the British used the time they gained through appeasement to prepare for the war.

    Comment by Skeptic — July 15, 2007 @ 5:40 am | Reply

  9. Lettuce and the Liberal

    “Nothing would make us happier than if President Bush would lettuce destroy the institution of marriage by making it legal to wed the same sex, children, and animals”

    “If America would lettuce we would make Christianity illegal”

    “Please lettuce end the war in Iraq so our terrists friends can destroy America even faster”

    “If Americans lettuce we will destroy everything moral and decent in this country”

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 15, 2007 @ 6:14 am | Reply

  10. “If Americans lettuce we will destroy everything moral and decent in this country”

    Not everything. Just you. But you’d probably be jailed for some violent crime. Sad, that, how people are just criminals at heart, but use religion and God to “justify” their actions.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 6:51 am | Reply

  11. “I watched that video Adam Nelson linked to and all I thought was that it was really cute. If our troops can get those lazy Iraqi children doing something other than watching Atari all day then good for them.”

    Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett

    Yep, be proud of America, its army and its citizens. Iraqi children running to meet the marines in the streets indeed.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 7:05 am | Reply

  12. I consider myself blessed by the Lord above to be an American and support the troops completely as they battle in this spiritual war against the axis of evil.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 15, 2007 @ 7:14 am | Reply

  13. Support them teasing children with water? Children? How about the roles are reversed, with the kid driving the truck having the Marine chase a suit of body armour. Come get it! Come get it!

    Or even you chasing a Krispy Kreme. You are no Christian, and God will deal with hatemongers like you.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 7:18 am | Reply

  14. You are a vile serpent, Adam Nelson, and I pray that you are cast back into the Hell from whence you came.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 15, 2007 @ 7:27 am | Reply

  15. Check out my blog piece- Happy Bastille Day! What is with Conversvatives Hating the French?

    Happy Bastille Day! What is it with conservatives hating the French?

    [Ed Note: If you’re going to “pimp” your blog (a very liberal thing to do), at least embed your links. You should know how to do this if you are indeed some kind of blogger.]

    Comment by Randy Allgaier — July 15, 2007 @ 7:30 am | Reply

  16. “You are a vile serpent, Adam Nelson, and I pray that you are cast back into the Hell from whence you came.”

    Well I’ll ask Satan while I’m there if they let you torture children while being eternally damned. If they do, I’ll get you a brochure.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 7:37 am | Reply

  17. You can call me whatever you wish, but one fact is clear: you support the torture of children, and therefore you are not a Christian.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 7:37 am | Reply

  18. I wanna play the “lettuce” game!

    Lettuce once more show Crockett to be an ignorant fool.

    Lettuce again go through a day of not-so-civil debate because she lettuce to it.

    If she would lettuce we could have a nice debate….but she would have to have a point first.

    Lettuce take this day in humor, as that’s all this provides.

    Wow, I can play too!

    Comment by La Mona — July 15, 2007 @ 8:19 am | Reply

  19. Hardcore gay porn (super hot!)

    You are a vile serpent, Gaines-Crockett, and I pray that you are cast back into the Hell from whence you came.

    [Ed Note: Please embed your links. And I’m not sure how posting sodomy videos furthers the thread. Please refrain from this in the future. This is a family website.]

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 8:51 am | Reply

  20. Jesus didn’t say, “let those of you who are most sinful cast the stones.”, but that seems to be how it works here today. Mrs.Gaines Crockett you are an exemplar of Christian womanhood. Those who attack you are Satan’s spawn.

    Comment by Helen Bock — July 15, 2007 @ 11:38 am | Reply

  21. That was very funny, T.D. Thanks!

    Comment by Psycheout — July 15, 2007 @ 2:25 pm | Reply

  22. La Mona, if you’re going to become the apple of someone’s eye, so that they will indeed cherries you, you’re going to have to come up with your own fruit and vegetable jokes rather than latching on to T.D.’s. Otherwise you’re just bean a copycat.

    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    Lettuce pray for La Mona. And if she defends France, the indefensible cheese eating surrender monkeys, maybe she’s just a Brussel’s sprout.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 15, 2007 @ 2:28 pm | Reply

  23. I was just adding on to the “morning amusement.” *sigh* It was pointless, and I woke up sarcastic. It made a nice mix.

    Being French does not make you bad. (I’ve explained this before.) And what do you have against cheese? I think cheese is pretty yummy.

    Comment by La Mona — July 15, 2007 @ 4:09 pm | Reply

  24. [Ed Note: Please embed your links. And I’m not sure how posting sodomy videos furthers the thread. Please refrain from this in the future. This is a family website.]

    Uhh, you’re an idiot. Not only does the html show YouTube, but the WordPress Snapshots program immediately shows “Iraqi Kids Run For Water”. Idiot.

    By the way, cheese-eating surrender monkeys is something Groundskeeper Willy from The Simpsons says. Even their insults are terribly unoriginal.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 15, 2007 @ 8:52 pm | Reply

  25. Thank God for this website and the wonderful work you are doing. I was so tickled when I read your jokes about the French and liberals. They deserve it!

    I sent a a link to all of my Power Prayer Luncheon Fellowship members and I’m sure there were more than a few guffaws! LOLO!

    May God bless you with much money to keep up the good works.

    Comment by geoff — August 13, 2007 @ 1:50 pm | Reply


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