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July 6, 2007

Darwinists: the Once and Future Idiots

Filed under: Democratic Idiocy,Science — Sisyphus @ 9:47 am

That title is an obvious truism to decent Americans; but it merits reiteration for the Darwinists, treefrogs, moonbats, Marxists, IslamoFascists, and anti-Americans among us.

Case in point: this idiot.

Conservative GOP Senator and presidential hopeful Sam Brownback says that he believes in evolution. This confession is either intellectually confused or it is a political ploy to gain support with a wider group of voters. I’m assuming that it is the former and not the latter.

Moronic. The majority of Americans know that evolution is a lie foisted on us by scientists. Brownback knows this, too. But pointing it out in public can only enhance his already-burgeoning popularity.

In an op-ed in “The New York Times” (5-31-07), Brownback proposes that we should give evolution the “seriousness it demands.” He claims that “we cannot drive a wedge between faith and reason,” and because they are complementary, “there cannot be any contradiction between the two.”

As a theistic humanist, I believe that human experience itself will provide “values, meaning, and purpose,” but I will respect Brownback’s choice to take these on faith alone. But I reject his odd contention that “faith purifies reason so that we might be able to see more clearly.” I point out the danger of this below.

Theistic humanist=secularist=Islamist=America-hater. Color me unimpressed by his chest-thumping struttery.

Brownback’s confusion comes when he says that he only believes in micro- evolution within species, and he rejects the claim that new species come into being by natural selection, the crux of evolutionary theory.

The crux of lying. Micro-evolution within species can happen very readily- we can breed fruit flies for certain characteristics, for example, or dogs, or pigeons, or what have you. No one disputes micro-evolution. Where the lying comes in is when imbeciles argue that small changes within a species can create a new species over time. This has NEVER been proven. The world is only 6,000 years old- how could a new species “evolve” in the first place without God’s will?

Creationists accept microevolution but condemn the evolution of new species as unbiblical. They are more consistent and intellectually honest than Brownback in affirming their belief that God created all species de novo, a position strongly implied in Brownback’s column.

This paragraph is pointless, irrelevant, and tedious, as well as presumptuous. I’d refute it, but there’s nothing to refute. It refutes itself.

There is overwhelming evidence that human beings descended from a long line of ape ancestors. We share 98 percent of our genetic material with our chimp cousins. Chimps can learn sign language and teach it to their offspring, and we now have evidence that they use medicinal herbs.

If our DNA resembles that of chimpanzees, it is because Satan has made it so, through ionic pressures and the absences of angels from those specific chromosomes. The miracle of electricity has caused many angels to abandon DNA and flock to appliances. This enabled Satan to establish irrelevant, superficial control of DNA, and bend it to resemble that of monkeys. But the wise are not deceived by such irrelevances. The God who has given us microwave ovens and automobiles as well as sunshine and diamonds, would not cause the caretakers of His garden to consort with gorillas. The very concept is unspeakably demonic.

As for teaching chimpanzees sign language, that proves only that evil is strong within them. There are many creatures in the service of the Dark One, and monkeys are only the wiliest.

As long as Brownback and creationists insist that we are unique divine creations, then their faith and reason will not get along. Brownback repeats the doctrine of special creation so often that it becomes a dogma that will brook no challenge from reason and science.

Science is a fraud, exposed by Reason as well as by Scripture. Our faith is fortified by our Reason; using Reason, I know that what Scripture says is true. I also know that I cannot reproduce with monkeys. It is physically impossible as well as immoral and disgusting. Why are the scientists too dim to comprehend this?

If faith purifies reason so that it sees only religious doctrine clearly, then we have Martin Luther’s “enlightened reason, taken captive by faith,” one that “does not fight against faith but promotes it.” Luther once called reason a whore, but here it is a slave to faith.

As well it should be; our bodies are temples, our minds are priests, and our souls are offerings to God. All is as it should be. Why do scientists desire that we burn our temples to the ground with drugs, alcohol, and monkey-frolic? Why should our priests become devil-worshippers, sacrificing our souls to the crude altars of Satan? Where does this hatred of goodness come from? Simple pride, arrogance in their intellectual superiority; or is there something deeper?

Like many critics of evolution, Brownback assumes that belief in evolution forces one to embrace “an exclusively material- istic, deterministic vision of the world that holds no place for a guiding intelligence.” To interpret science as metaphysics rather than simply a time-honored method to interpret empirical data is “scientism” not true science.

True science requires no such mealy-mouthed end-splittings. True science uses Reason to guide us to Scripture. True science shows us that God’s plan is immortal, eternal, and unchanging. We cannot go against the Will of God, nor can we embrace His enemies without consequence.

If Brownback’s “guiding intelligence” is a deity that knows all of the future and causes everything to happen, then human beings have no free will, and they have just as little value as in the materialistic worldview that both he and I reject. Bringing in a traditional God causes more problems than it allegedly solves.

This is idiotic. Free will exists for us because we have no knowledge of the future. Our making a decision in ignorance of what is Destiny no more deprives us of free will than acting in ignorance of the Past and of history deprives us of it. Knowledge of the future is like knowledge of history in reverse; mere knowledge does nothing to will.

If God causes everything, then he produces evil as well as good. We know that sickle cell anemia evolved for a specific reason in Africa, where it protected the natives from malaria, but it became a debilitating defect for those unfortunate enough to be brought to America in chains.

Satan causes evil, blasphemer. Satan, and the darker will of Man. The will to science, to atheism, to nihilism, to monkey-worship. Sickle cell anemia is an example of the treacherous genetic manipulations of Satan. In the shortage of angels from human cells, it was easy for him to accomplish. But this triumph shall be a short one; God will overcome him. And his servants, the Darwinists, too.

Creationists, however, are left with a profound moral dilemma with this and many other similar examples. Natural selection has no moral scruples, but creationists must defend a deity who creates a myriad of things that can have both good and evil effects.

I believe I’ve already refuted this particular imbecility. Satan has acquired temporary control of DNA due to the presence of angels in electrical currents. Soon, the End of Days will restore our genes to God. We shall again become perfect specimens of God’s will. For now, He has chosen to punish us for our iniquities by making us the playthings of Satan. This is not evil; this is justice.

Senator Brownback is a Roman Catholic and in a recent response to his column, Robert T. Miller, assistant professor at Villanova’s Law School, finds Brown- back’s position confusing. Miller also demonstrates that his views of the relation of faith and reason do not conform to Catholic tradition, established by St. Thomas Aquinas 700 years ago.

Okay… Going anywhere with that?

If good saint were alive today, he would protect reason from slavery and not allow it to be taken captive by faith. I’m also sure that he would embrace all of evolutionary theory, not just a minor portion of it.

“If Thomas Aquinas were alive today, he’d be a Satanist like me.” Profound.

If this article seems like it was a waste of time, that pretty much sums up the entirety of Darwinism. If you read the Origin of the Species, it is similarly dull, dreary, and perverse. Rife with Satan’s influence, Darwin speaks of slave-driving ants, of kissing finches, and of fondling Galapagos Turtles. 150 years later, his followers have little changed.

45 Comments »

  1. You are clearly the world’s biggest genius. Keep the heat on these guys!

    Comment by MikeM — July 6, 2007 @ 10:30 am | Reply

  2. Will do, MikeM. Will do.

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 6, 2007 @ 10:36 am | Reply

  3. I’m in a hurry, so I’m just gonna throw out one quick nitpick.

    “Secularist = Islamist”

    How do you figure?

    Comment by Salmo — July 6, 2007 @ 10:47 am | Reply

  4. Let’s see…secularist wants no religion and especially wants it no where near government, right? Then Islamist is for the RELIGION Islam…and prolly won’t mind government being run by its religious fantics…Yepyep Secularist=Islamist makes PERFECT sense. (sarcasm for those who can’t catch it.)

    Comment by La Mona — July 6, 2007 @ 10:52 am | Reply

  5. Oh, Sis, you just gave the game away: This IS a spoof site, after all, created by The Onion.

    I mean anyone who is using a computer and a phone line and the internet and is sitting in an air-conditioned room monitoring Fox News and hate radio, via satellite and cable, can’t possibly be writing:

    “Science is a fraud, exposed by Reason as well as by Scripture.”

    with a straight face.

    You crazy college kids! Satan has scrambled your DNA, indeed.

    Comment by i_capricorn — July 6, 2007 @ 10:59 am | Reply

  6. “If our DNA resembles that of chimpanzees, it is because Satan has made it so, through ionic pressures and the absences of angels from those specific chromosomes. The miracle of electricity has caused many angels to abandon DNA and flock to appliances. This enabled Satan to establish irrelevant, superficial control of DNA, and bend it to resemble that of monkeys. But the wise are not deceived by such irrelevances. The God who has given us microwave ovens and automobiles as well as sunshine and diamonds, would not cause the caretakers of His garden to consort with gorillas. The very concept is unspeakably demonic.”

    You have no ides what you’re saying anymore, do you? Simply using “God did it” or “Satan did it” are not arguments borne from Reason. And that’s exactly what every single one of your arguments boil down to. I beg you to give me one claim about technology or nature other than “God/Satan made it so”.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 6, 2007 @ 11:13 am | Reply

  7. And by the way, if God have us microwave ovens and cars, then he also gave the Russians nuclear bombs that would eventually fall into the hands of crazed Islamic militants. Chalk one up for god!!

    With that in mind, he also gave the Nazis Zyklon B (nerve gas) to kill millions of Jews with. Chalk two up for god!!

    You’re going overboard with this, Sisyphus. If you want people to accept you, you’re gonna have to tone it down. And obviously you want people to care about what you think, otherwise you wouldn’t take the trouble to post all this.

    Ohh, bot, I can’t wait to hear a personal response from Brownback about you jokers🙂

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 6, 2007 @ 11:16 am | Reply

  8. Darwinism is the root cause of all evil in America. We need to shut these people up. If they won’t shut themselves up, the government should shut them up forever. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: better a few New Yorkers should die than that my children should be taught that their grandparents had sex with monkeys.

    Comment by Marcia P. — July 6, 2007 @ 11:19 am | Reply

  9. I admit that I do not understand not one single word of all this scientific mess because I was raised a Christian, but I know that none of my relatives came from any monkeys. That said, there are some people who in fact look and act an awful lot like primates, but I believe that is because of how they were raised and where they originally came from.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 6, 2007 @ 11:34 am | Reply

  10. “La Mona” is Spanish for “the monkey”. It must be a sick joke by an evolutionist. Touts evil ion?

    Comment by dadaclu — July 6, 2007 @ 11:45 am | Reply

  11. I think we should bring back the death penalty for people who fornicate with monkeys. Apparently, that’s quite popular in the liberal community, and this would be a good way to get rid of some of them.

    I also think we should kill all the monkeys in the zoos, to show the liberals that we mean business.

    Comment by Marcia P. — July 6, 2007 @ 11:49 am | Reply

  12. Yes Marcia, you should wipe out a species that has done nothing to you to prove your violent point. (more sarcasm) You wouldn’t know Liberal if it hit you in the face…considering I’ve posted characteristics of Liberals before you should know better of the group you attack. And who is “fornicat[ing]” with monkeys? How do you know this? Is it a popular attraction at the zoo?

    and dadaclu, my screename is a nickname that I’ve picked up. Thank you for one more blind assumption and immature attack at people’s screenames. It’s SO mature (I’m feelin’ really sarcastic today.). You’re only aiding my points previously made in various blogs that many of you people are ignorant fools that avoid the issue at hand toss out assumptions and false labels and call it rebuttal.

    Comment by La Mona — July 6, 2007 @ 12:22 pm | Reply

  13. La Mona
    You really would be well served by a car trip to the Answers in Genesis museum. It’s all laid out right there.

    Adamnelson
    If God gave the the Russians nuclear bombs then it was only to test our Faith. I think the more likely perpetrator though was Satan. Or some liberal traitor.
    You folks always leap to the same conclusions: Blame America first or Blame God first.
    Try the Leap of Faith next time. It’s the better bet. You will find you don’t need those anti-anxiety and anti-depressants when you surround yourself in God’s Love.

    Comment by carsick — July 6, 2007 @ 12:43 pm | Reply

  14. oops typo: “…anti-anxiety and anti-depressants DRUGS…”

    And La Mona,
    I’m not aware that mature people use the line, “It’s SO mature” sarcastically or otherwise. Are you in high school? In the San Fernando Valley?
    Get thee to a nunnery!

    Comment by carsick — July 6, 2007 @ 12:47 pm | Reply

  15. It was suppose to point out the idiocy of all this (name-calling…I’ve done this list before, so, etc, etc). Yea, I’m in high school. Haven’t we covered this before? And you don’t even know my views on creation vs. evolution. You’re assuming again. OR, if you would read more carefully in the other blogs you would note that I’m a Christian and thus believe in Creation by God.

    Comment by La Mona — July 6, 2007 @ 12:53 pm | Reply

  16. “You will find you don’t need those anti-anxiety and anti-depressants when you surround yourself in God’s Love.”

    That’s right. A mild-to-heavy delirium and total ignorance to the world around you IS better than any psychoactive drug.

    “You folks always leap to the same conclusions: Blame America first or Blame God first.”

    I didn’t blame anybody. I’m saying that God wasn’t responsible for giving the Russians the ability to build bombs. And neither did Satan, or demons. You’re living in some sort of twisted Jack Chick comic where demons fly around and turn people gay.

    p.s. you can’t “turn” someone gay anymore than you can turn them straight. It’s a hormone thing, not a choice.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 6, 2007 @ 12:57 pm | Reply

  17. Adamnelson,
    I don’t know about that. Little Jimmy from down the street used to get his hair cut at the Hair It Is salon with his mother. When he turned 16 he told his parents he wanted to become gay. A few years after they kicked him out of the house, Hair It Is opened a second location across town.

    Comment by carsick — July 6, 2007 @ 1:09 pm | Reply

  18. La Mona,
    Judging by the things you say here I think you should consult with your priest a bit more. Show him some of your writing samples from this site and inquire how you would know if Satan had his claws in you. Don’t be surprised when you learn that so called good Christians (as you claim yourself to be) don’t occasionally need exorcisms too.

    Comment by carsick — July 6, 2007 @ 1:18 pm | Reply

  19. La Mona is still in high school? Now I understand. It must be public school so La Mona has been indoctrinated in the church of liberalism.

    When you grow up, you will become a conservative.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 6, 2007 @ 1:24 pm | Reply

  20. I’d not hold my breath on that one, Psycheout. That little fruit nut fell right out of a flowering Liberal tree and I believe she hit her head on a few limbs on the way down.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 6, 2007 @ 1:33 pm | Reply

  21. I didn’t know that Liberalism had a church. Also, we’ve been over this “I’m a teen” thing before…Did high school not register with that? And at what age do you grow up? Is there some magic number here? I find age to be irrelevant after a point. And how do you know I’m not already Conservative? Moderate? Liberal? You don’t because you obviously don’t read the things I post. If you did you would know that I’m a Christian. You would know that I’m against abortion. That I don’t believe in evolution (in the “macro” sense). I enjoy learning about Government, Politics, Economics, English Lit., Spanish, Psychology, and of course, my Bible. That I support the Constitution that states certain rights for ALL not just those you agree with. You don’t know what I will become. My mind is not dictated by your twisted logic. What you say does not go.

    And Crockett, I think you were calling me “sweet” the other day. Please make up your mind.

    Comment by La Mona — July 6, 2007 @ 1:47 pm | Reply

  22. “I didn’t blame anybody. I’m saying that God wasn’t responsible for giving the Russians the ability to build bombs. And neither did Satan, or demons. You’re living in some sort of twisted Jack Chick comic where demons fly around and turn people gay.”

    @ Adamnelson; as *all* Christians believe that is God is all powerful and all knowing. Now explain to me from a Christian perspective how the Russians built the bomb without God’s help or at the lest His passive approval? God somehow blinks when Slavs are involved, is this your reasoning? This is what I am talking about when I say you are a closed minded bigot. You refuse to see the world from a Christian perspective because you are so sure Darwin is right we Christians just have to be a bunch of crazies.

    “p.s. you can’t “turn” someone gay anymore than you can turn them straight. It’s a hormone thing, not a choice.”

    Everyone has hormones,it is controlling them Jesus wants. You don’t see straight Christian men running down the streets raping every attractive woman they see.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — July 6, 2007 @ 1:53 pm | Reply

  23. La Mona
    Yes, age is irrelevant when a child is demanding the respect garnered to a more developed and mature mind.

    Comment by carsick — July 6, 2007 @ 1:58 pm | Reply

  24. La Mona is a liberal evillusionist.

    Comment by Helen Bock — July 6, 2007 @ 2:07 pm | Reply

  25. And your mind qualifies as…..?

    Comment by La Mona — July 6, 2007 @ 2:10 pm | Reply

  26. ‘age is irrelevant when a child is demanding the respect garnered to a more developed and mature mind.’

    Mt 18:3, if you’re interested.

    If your not interested, or you aren’t أهل الكتاب, then why are you taking this attitude? An argument is an argument is an argument, regardless of who says it. If, say, Stalin, said that ‘objects accelerate at 9.81m/s/s’, then the fact that a person whom I dislike and disagree with said it is immaterial.

    Comment by interpreted — July 6, 2007 @ 3:01 pm | Reply

  27. La Mona, you’re a very intelligent (and incredibly patient!!) person, but your intellect is being wasted on this forum. These people do not know how to think on the level that you do. They can’t look at things objectively and with face value. For example, they can only think in extremes. They figure that you’re either a Christian or you’re an enemy of the state. Black-and-white thinking like that has been responsible for the greatest atrocities in history, such as the Salem witch-hunts and the fundamentalist Islamic stonings.

    For this reason, they can’t grasp the idea that things can exist in between two points, say, between full-bore Christianity and hostile Nihilistic atheism. I’d peg you, La Mona, as a centre-right Christian. You have definite conservative values, but you’re moderate about them, making you lean closer toward centre. Unfortunately for those who take this forum seriously, they see their political stance and worldview as perfection, and everything else as Satan-fodder, so to speak. For this reason, they can never open their eyes and see the shades of grey.

    And BJ, for your response to my quotes, you again suffer from the with-us-or-against-us disease. ALL christians do NOT believe what you do. Very, very few share your beliefs. You mention that god has to control ALL things, but only the small minority of Christian sects believe this. Many see God as the guiding hand, prodding humanity along a path (i.e. NOT directly controlling everything; this is the view the vast majority of Christians take), and comparatively few see God as the establishment of nature’s laws and little else (Deists).

    This vast generalisation of people who don’t agree with you is simply wrong. Liberals are NOT some evil conspiracy group that has overwhelmed the thinking world, and you are DEFINITELY NOT the last bastion of refined thought in a chaotic Earth. You have the most childish view of the world around you that I have ever seen. That you brand everything else as evil and wicked and sinful just shows that you could never EVER be in a position of importance or influence. The only reason your views even spread out of Arkansas is because of the technological wonders of the Internet (invented by the US Military, NOT God).

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 6, 2007 @ 3:09 pm | Reply

  28. Adam Nelson and Interpreted: thank you.🙂 I can at least say I tried, no? Lol, I need to work on patience anyways. This has actually help. All of a sudden my younger sibling isn’t so irrational. Aa far as where to peg me on the political field–you’ve about got it. That’s it in a nutshell. Many things are situational and must be dealt with as they come.😀

    Oh, and since you guys prolly won’t go find that verse here it is,
    “And he said: “I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.” Children have an incredibly open mind. The open mind I speak of…not what you general people here think of. Think deeply. I dare you.

    Comment by La Mona — July 6, 2007 @ 3:27 pm | Reply

  29. you know what? evolution IS a load of BS. but so was that bit about the world being 6,000 years old soooooo… you claim to read the bible. well do your research, hun. HOW long did it take god to create the earth, hmm? and what about them dino bones? or are those lies too? *rolls eyes* pastor arnold murray has a wonderful tape on that very subject. before you knock it down, check it out. you just might learn a thing or two.

    Comment by axia — July 6, 2007 @ 7:06 pm | Reply

  30. The Lord created the world in seven days. I thought everybody knew that, axia.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 6, 2007 @ 8:20 pm | Reply

  31. Not everybody knows that, Psycheout, because it’s actually a hotly debated topic. If you pulled your head out of the sand you’d know that.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 6, 2007 @ 8:26 pm | Reply

  32. If those who hotly debate the subject would read their Bible the debate would end. I recommend the King James version.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 6, 2007 @ 8:32 pm | Reply

  33. Sys, tone it down. Less slapstick, more dry. You’ve gotten so blatant everyone knows. It’s like you rolled that rock over the hill. Now run and catch it and push it back up from the other side.

    Comment by sq — July 6, 2007 @ 9:13 pm | Reply

  34. How long were Adam and Eve in the garden before they both messed it up? If their age is calculated AFTER being thrown out (at which time their bodies began to die…or age if you will) then it could be a VERY long time. The two had a very close relationship with God. Close relationships aren’t just there…they have to be built. So……maybe? Am I making sense? (Psycheout, Sisyphus, Crockett, Marica, everyone really, it’s prolly better that you don’t answer my last question there unless you are willing to consider the possibility or come up with a point of your own without name-calling. Thanks a bunches.)

    Comment by La Mona — July 6, 2007 @ 9:51 pm | Reply

  35. Ever heard of something called “theistic evolution”?

    Comment by Linus — July 6, 2007 @ 10:29 pm | Reply

  36. Explain, por favor.

    Comment by La Mona — July 6, 2007 @ 10:47 pm | Reply

  37. Psycheout, you gotta realize that people interpret the bible differently. Why do you think there are no many Protestant splinters?

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 7, 2007 @ 8:00 am | Reply

  38. “Not everybody knows that, Psycheout, because it’s actually a hotly debated topic.”

    Don’t be like that, Adam. Calling it hotly debated lends it credit by acting like one side has any real points other than ‘because our old book said so’.

    Comment by Salmo — July 7, 2007 @ 10:01 am | Reply

  39. Ok, you’re right. Here’s a better one: a disproportionately small amount of people think differently.

    Comment by Adam Nelson — July 7, 2007 @ 3:14 pm | Reply

  40. “Theistic humanist=secularist=Islamist=America-hater. Color me unimpressed by his chest-thumping struttery.”

    Islamists want a theocracy. A theocracy is the pure opposite of being secular. Your equation thus doesn´t make any sense.

    “The world is only 6,000 years old- how could a new species “evolve” in the first place without God’s will?”

    Good queston. Perhaps the world´s a tad bit older? (Try looking at the differrent translations of the 10 commandements, they´re the perfect proof that mistakes translating the bible have been made. Likely we have such mistakes in Genesis.)

    “If our DNA resembles that of chimpanzees, it is because Satan has made it so, through ionic pressures and the absences of angels from those specific chromosomes. The miracle of electricity has caused many angels to abandon DNA and flock to appliances. This enabled Satan to establish irrelevant, superficial control of DNA, and bend it to resemble that of monkeys. But the wise are not deceived by such irrelevances. The God who has given us microwave ovens and automobiles as well as sunshine and diamonds, would not cause the caretakers of His garden to consort with gorillas. The very concept is unspeakably demonic.”

    So basically, Satan controls 98% of the DNa of everyone of us. Seems like mankind is lost.

    “Satan causes evil, blasphemer. Satan, and the darker will of Man. The will to science, to atheism, to nihilism, to monkey-worship. Sickle cell anemia is an example of the treacherous genetic manipulations of Satan. In the shortage of angels from human cells, it was easy for him to accomplish. But this triumph shall be a short one; God will overcome him. And his servants, the Darwinists, too.”

    And god doesn´t do anything against it, despite having the power to do so. How very kind of him.

    “I believe I’ve already refuted this particular imbecility. Satan has acquired temporary control of DNA due to the presence of angels in electrical currents. Soon, the End of Days will restore our genes to God. We shall again become perfect specimens of God’s will. For now, He has chosen to punish us for our iniquities by making us the playthings of Satan. This is not evil; this is justice.”

    Justice? Oh, yeah, jsutice. I remmeber some people in my country using the same kind of “justice”. It was called the holocaust.

    “Darwinism is the root cause of all evil in America. We need to shut these people up. If they won’t shut themselves up, the government should shut them up forever. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: better a few New Yorkers should die than that my children should be taught that their grandparents had sex with monkeys.”

    Christianity is the root cause of all evil in the world. We need to shut these people up. If they won’t shut themselves up, the government should shut them up forever. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: better a few idiotic hillbillys should die than that my children should be taught that their grandparents were created out of thin air and dust.

    Comment by PG — July 9, 2007 @ 12:17 pm | Reply

  41. “Christianity is the root cause of all evil in the world. We need to shut these people up. If they won’t shut themselves up, the government should shut them up forever. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: better a few idiotic hillbillys should die than that my children should be taught that their grandparents were created out of thin air and dust.”

    You’re an evil man, PG.

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 10, 2007 @ 5:31 am | Reply

  42. Sisi, I was just making a parody to Marcia P.´s little tirade of hate. It was just too easy and too funny not to do.

    Comment by PG — July 11, 2007 @ 9:41 am | Reply

  43. Are you guys really this damned stupid as to not believe evolution?

    Or is this a wonderful joke that I have not caught.

    If it is a joke, then let me apologise and say that I have seen such stupidity parroted as truth.

    If it isn’t a joke, move back to some hick state like Mississippi, eat pig snout and keep inbreeding, like you’ve been doing for your entire life.

    Comment by Random blog-surfer — July 25, 2007 @ 6:16 pm | Reply

  44. I really hope this is a joke too. The earth is 6,000 years old? The earth is 4.5 Billion years old. Evolution is a FACT!!! And God is FICTION. Two more questions “Does the sun revolve around the earth and is the earth flat? Guessing the answer is yes for you guys.

    Comment by Timmy Q — July 26, 2007 @ 9:46 am | Reply

  45. “I really hope this is a joke too. The earth is 6,000 years old? The earth is 4.5 Billion years old. Evolution is a FACT!!! And God is FICTION. Two more questions “Does the sun revolve around the earth and is the earth flat? Guessing the answer is yes for you guys.”

    We’ve addressed these issues before, particularly in the post entitled, “The World is Flat.” God made it so. “Global” warming is a sham, not only because the warming is not occurring, but because there is no globe to warm. Open the Bible and learn a thing or two about science, Timmy.

    Comment by Sisyphus — July 26, 2007 @ 11:03 am | Reply


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