Blogs 4 Brownback

July 1, 2007

Real quick like

Filed under: Faith,Family,Prayers,Republicans,Sam Brownback — Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett @ 5:40 am

I am on my way out the door to an 8:00 church service so I don’t have much time, but I wanted you to know that the Good Lord has led me say a prayer for each of my Christian-Republican friends here today. During the service I am going stand up and ask for the whole congregation to include all of you, along with Sam Brownback, to be blessed and have a beautiful day.

Against my better judgement the Lord has led me to also include the Liberal heathens and infidels who come here spreading lies about science, Christ, and Republicans in prayer as well. On the off chance that there is hope for you and it works, you will receive a blessing too.

31 Comments »

  1. Thanks. I don´t believe in all those blessing sand stuff, but it´s still a kind gesture.

    Comment by PG — July 1, 2007 @ 6:37 am | Reply

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  3. And I’m sure the Good Lord asked you to call us Liberal heathens and infidels. If God is petty enough to differentiate based on United States political parties, then I think He needs to step back and look at the bigger picture.

    Dawkins for God 2008!

    -saddamnelson🙂

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 7:41 am | Reply

  4. Thank you Mrs. Gaines-Crockett. I’ll be praying for you and all the faithful and the sinful, the pagans, and the unbelievers and for victory over satan. Its her leopard!

    Comment by Anna Graham — July 1, 2007 @ 7:55 am | Reply

  5. “I’ll be praying for you and all the faithful and the sinful, the pagans, and the unbelievers and for victory over satan.”

    Nobody likes me.

    F*ck it, like I care what you think, I’m Satan!

    Muhahahaha!

    Comment by Satan — July 1, 2007 @ 8:23 am | Reply

  6. Poor satan… you don’t get the credit you deserve. I mean, you’ve tried so HARD to corrupt us, what with your rock music, Darwinism, and trying to explain away the “Truth” about toasters. But what breaks do you get? Nothing! I suggest we disembowel Jack Chick and stuff him full of Red-Hots, and offer that to you as an offering.

    I mean, since God built IE7, but left in a lot of bugs, you naturally had to come around and give us Firefox, with its sinfully seductive interface and tabbing capabilities. Damn you satan!

    Dawkins for God 2008!

    saddamnelson

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 8:28 am | Reply

  7. Crockett, if you’re gonna be nasty about your prayers, as if you’re doing us some great favour, you can keep it to yourself. I don’t think you’d like it too much if I came to you and said “Lord bless you. Bless you right in this stupid redneck’s face!”

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 8:41 am | Reply

  8. Yeah, backhanded prayers seem a bit insulting to God.

    By the way Mrs. C, what is your religion? Is it Catholic like Senator Brownback? If so, I certainly hope you believe in evolution and heliocentrism and oppose the war and the death penalty, like all good catholics are supposed to.

    Comment by Salmo — July 1, 2007 @ 8:50 am | Reply

  9. Hah, that’s a good point! Catholics believe in all that crazy “science” hooey-phooey. In fact, Catholics hate Protestants, so I hope you’ve packed your suitcase😉

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 9:03 am | Reply

  10. No, Gaines-Crockett loaths and derides Catholicism as [sic] ‘papsist’.

    Comment by interpreted — July 1, 2007 @ 9:42 am | Reply

  11. So she’s deriding the chosen religion of Mr. Brownback then. Okay, I’m cool with either.🙂

    Comment by Salmo — July 1, 2007 @ 9:44 am | Reply

  12. Hah, oooh that’s funny.

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 1:30 pm | Reply

  13. In these times even Catholics like Sen. Brownback know that the Pope is irrelevant to their Christianity, a medieval and secular post-Roman cosolidation of power. God bless Sen. Sam and Mrs. Gaines-Crockett. I herald topers!

    Comment by Anna Graham — July 1, 2007 @ 2:48 pm | Reply

  14. In these times even Catholics like Sen. Brownback know that the Pope is irrelevant to their Christianity, a medieval and secular post-Roman cosolidation of power. God bless Sen. Sam and Mrs. Gaines-Crockett. I herald topers!

    Aha, the pinnacle achievement of the far-right nutjob mind: doublethink! You say that Brownback doesn’t recognize the Pope, yet he must if he is actually a Catholic. If he didn’t, he’d be some protestand denomination. Where do you have the information for such a claim? Has Brownback ever said that he disbelieves in the power of the Pope? No, he didn’t. You’re just pulling stuff out of your butt now, just like you always do. How can anybody call your claims valid if you’re always just making things up to suit the situation??

    And you call US moonbats… fool

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 3:09 pm | Reply

  15. Does the straitjacket make it hard for you guys to type?

    Comment by Curious — July 1, 2007 @ 4:31 pm | Reply

  16. An excellent rebuttal. Keep ’em coming!

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 4:42 pm | Reply

  17. Hey curious, did you ask your husband’s permission before you used the computer and those scary intra-nets? Or did I just catch you between pregnancies, and breast-strapping events?

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 4:46 pm | Reply

  18. That’s even worse, Anna. You’re saying that Senator Brownback is lying about his religious beliefs. That’s not cool. Not cool at all.

    Comment by Salmo — July 1, 2007 @ 5:07 pm | Reply

  19. Lying? Isn’t that something only Godless liberal heathens are capable of? Liberal deceit, to coin Supreme overlord Andy Schlafly? I think you should reevaluate your opinions of Brownback, as you seem to worship him like he is, in fact, Jesus. Too bad he shares none of your ideals, or even your religion!!

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 5:11 pm | Reply

  20. Sam Brownback is a good person, and his own personal convictions about the Pope are his own business. Let us measure the man by his deeds, and not dissect his faith.

    Comment by Lyssie — July 1, 2007 @ 9:19 pm | Reply

  21. Uh huh… suddenly when cornered eh?

    I just find it amusing that you say Brownback supports all your beliefs such as a flat earth, American dominion, condemning evolution as false, when Brownback, as a catholic, is actually the polar opposite of many of your beliefs. So no, he won’t support you IF he ever gets the presidency.

    Comment by adamnelson — July 1, 2007 @ 10:19 pm | Reply

  22. And in government he COULDN’T do anything for your desires if he wanted to.

    Comment by La Mona — July 1, 2007 @ 10:26 pm | Reply

  23. adam, you are a total idiot as well as being a total a-hole. But you’re a liberal so we understand.

    Try working on that reading comprehension problem you have, you idiot. This is Blogs 4 Brownback, not Blogs of Brownback. We state our own views here, you total braindead moron. Unless we use those complicated quote marks and attribute the quote to the distinguished Senator from Kansas, we are giving our opinions.

    Why are leftists so incomprehensibly stupid? Don’t answer that. You’re too braindead to understand your own inadequacies.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 2, 2007 @ 12:14 am | Reply

  24. adamnelson, please do not insult our intelligence. We are all aware that Sam Brownback is not Jesus. For one thing Mr. Brownback doesn’t even have a beard! Clearly you went to pubic schools! However sometimes Jesus sends down a certain man at a certain time to do a certain job. Mr. Brownback is that man, president is that job, and now is the time!

    I know it might be hard for a heliofascist like you to understand that so maybe a metafore will help. Jesus is the skipper, and his team is the United States of America. Now the current pitcher on the mound is as good and holy a man as the day is long, but he’s been pitching 8 innings and is a little tired and the dim-o-craps have the tying man at 2nd base and Hitlery KKKlinton is next up to bat. What does Jesus do? He makes a call to the bullpen and sends in Sam “Mr. November” Brownback. America wins!

    Comment by Eduardo — July 2, 2007 @ 2:08 am | Reply

  25. Dim-o-crap? Heliofascist? Now you’re just making up silly terms. Unfortunately, none of them are actually insulting (except the fascist thing, but I think you need to do a bit more reading into fascism before you accuse people of it).

    By the way, your silly insults only give me more credibility, and you less. What I am saying is that you attribute things to Brownback that he doesn’t stand for. He is NOT a geocentrist, or a biblical literalist. I don’t care if you “believe” he is: just because you believe it, doesn’t make it so. Oh, and he is NOT gonna be the next president, or even the top Republican candidate. Sorry to (once again) break it to you.

    I eagerly await the helioislamofascist remarks again🙂

    Comment by adamnelson — July 2, 2007 @ 9:42 am | Reply

  26. For the attention of Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett:

    Existing on damnation’s edge, my mind had never known to witness such a violent show of power overthrown and vile rantings as you… as angels fighting aimlessly, still dying by the sword, legions kill all in sight… to get the one called Lord… The Gates of Hell lie waiting as you’ll soon see, there is no price to pay just follow me and I can take your lost soul from the grave!! Jesus knows your soul can not be saved Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, so crucify the so called Lord, he soon shall fall to me!! Your souls are damned, your God has fell to slave for me eternally. Hell awaits Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett.

    The Reaper guard’s the darkened gates that Satan calls his home and Demons feed the furnace where… The Dead are free to roam… lonely children of the night, there’s seven ways to go… each leading to the burning hole that Lucifer controls… priests of Hades seek the sacred star… Satan sees the answer lies not far. Zombies screaming souls cry out to you Satanic laws prevail your life is through. Pray to the moon Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett… when it is round… death with you shall then abound… What you seek… for can’t be found… in sea or sky or underground. Now I have you deep inside my everlasting grasp… The seven bloody Gates of Hell is where you’ll live your last days Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett.

    Warriors from Hell’s Domain will bring you to your death with the flames of Hades burning strong and your soul shall never rest Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett. The Gates of Hell lie waiting as you see… there’s no price to pay just follow me, as I can take your lost soul from the grave… Jesus knows your soul can not be saved you harlot of Satan!! Sacrifice the lives of all I know they soon shall die… their souls are damned to rot in Hell and keep the fire growing deep inside… Hell awaits Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, Hell awaits…

    Comment by Colonel Walter E. Kurtz — July 2, 2007 @ 10:35 am | Reply

  27. Wow, heavy stuff, Crockett!

    Comment by adamnelson — July 2, 2007 @ 10:55 am | Reply

  28. I pay him no mind. It is ovious that Col. Kurtz suffers from Alzheimer’s disease or some other dreadful disease and needs our prayers. For the record, I find Sam Brownback to be a man of extreme faith and the epitome of strong, Christian values. His Presidency will do much to improve the image of Catholicism throughout the world.

    Sam Brownback in 2008 and again in 2012! Jesus Fovever!

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — July 2, 2007 @ 3:37 pm | Reply

  29. Again I ask, What presidency?

    Comment by La Mona — July 2, 2007 @ 8:41 pm | Reply

  30. “Unless we use those complicated quote marks and attribute the quote to the distinguished Senator from Kansas, we are giving our opinions.”

    And one of the most commonly stated opinions is that unless we agree with you on absolutely everything, we are godless america-haters. Brownback is Catholic. Therefore, he believes in the Pope, the sun, and evolution, and therefore hates America, or he is a liar and hates America. End of story. I’m only using your logic.

    Comment by Salmo — July 3, 2007 @ 9:27 am | Reply

  31. Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett: you go to church, you kiss that cross, you think you will be saved at any cost? You have your own reality, called Christianity. So, you spend your life just kissing ass, a trait that’s grown as your time on this planet has passed. You think the world will end today, so you praise the lord, it’s all you ever seem to say. The Dead are free to roam… lonely children of the night, there’s seven ways to go… each leading to the burning hole that Satan controls!!

    Jesus “saves” – ha! listen to you pray. You think you’ll see the pearly gates, when death takes you away Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett? Far away, deep below to the pits of Hades. For all respect you cannot lust, in an invisible man you place your trust. Indirect dependency. Eternal attempt at amnesty. He will decide who lives and dies. Depopulate Satan’s rise. You will be an accessory. No need to pray, the gates of pearl have turned to gold. It seems you’ve lost your way. No words of praise, no promised land to take you to… there is no other way.

    Yet you claim “God” speaks to you Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, your restless mouth full of this that gains you popularity. You care not for the old that suffer, when empty pockets cry from hunger. Penniless from their generosity, sharing their money to quench your greed. Searching for the answer to their prayers, they cry their last wish of need. You say find salvation in the lord, tell me liar, how do you know.

    Send your donations, contribute to the cause. Luxuries. Your righteous reward? Praise the lord, praise god, is what you wish to believe: Remember, there is no heaven without a hell… and in your mind’s eye could you truely believe, that by giving you can save your soul, could you be so naive?? You think he heals the sick, or even raises the dead; Religious blackmail is a deceit of trust, that death will come and all will be lost… Jesus knows your soul can not be saved you harlot of Satan, telling lies…

    Can you hear the serpents call Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, look deep in those deceiving eyes. Ignore the writing on the wall, you should read between the lies. When doubt subsides his honesty an inquiry, is it blasphemy? Impure the soul, that’s made no suffer, no sermons left to hide or cover, an empty promise, lie unfulfilled, to steal a dream or get it killed… they claim your trip to heaven is nearby, you may believe it Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, but Satan wouldn’t lie.

    Tell the truth, Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, save your soul.

    Comment by Colonel Walter E. Kurtz — July 3, 2007 @ 9:30 am | Reply


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