Darwinism is Punishable by Hellfire

While looking through the dead blog Scrutator’s science posts, I uncovered this astonishing statement:

So there you have Darwinism, in all its glory. Some old bones happen to be near one another, and now we’re all supposed to burn the Bible and start fornicating with other men, or with dogs. We’re only monkeys, you see, so we can’t be held morally culpable for any of our actions. Plus, these bones are like frames from a movie. Each find represents one frame, and the movie’s 6 million years long. How convincing! Thanks, “science”!

Not that the implications of this idiotic “theory” (not unlike the theory of Atlantis, really, in that you can find anecdotal evidence supporting both theories without ever finding a shred of conclusive data) even matter. Evolution is invalid on its face. There is far sturdier evidence supporting the idea of intelligent design. As usual, the liberals will try to refute it, but that’s liberals for you…

The jury is still out on whether Scrutator was a spoof or not; WordPress errors prevent me from reading its comments. But its posts are spot-on, and that quote is no exception.

For all their pride in their intelligence, scientists are remarkably stupid when it comes to looking at evidence and reaching the proper conclusions. For centuries, they’ve ignored the best evidence known to Man, Scripture; they also ignore common sense explanations, as when they recognize the existence of atoms but fail to realize the moral and metaphysical ramifications: that electrons are the corporeal manifestations of angels, and protons of demons.

The subject of evolution fits into the same category. Scientists find old bones, from this theorizing that modern animals used to have carnal relations with those creatures, resulting in “evolution”; scientists ignore Scripture, which could offer them an explanation for how DNA works, thereby settling this evolution debate once and for all.

DNA works by molecular processes. Molecules are comprised of atoms, which are comprised of protons and electrons (and neutrons, but they ignore God so we should ignore them). It’s clear that when a molecule moves around in DNA, it is God’s will. It is also clear that Satan frequently tries to subvert that will, but can’t, because protons are too lazy. This laziness is manifest in his efforts to undermine Christianity and make human DNA as similar to chimpanzee DNA as posssible, for example. But a close analysis of the genetic material quickly shows us how pseudoscientists and their Master, Satan, have led us all astray:

When studying the human genome and its similarity to that of the chimp, scientists have recently concluded that 96% of our genome is similar. However, most people are unaware that this percent pertains to the regions of our DNA that result in proteins. It seems logical that if a protein performs a certain function in one organism, then that same protein should perform the same function in a variety of organisms. This is evidence for a common designer as much as for a common ancestor. But most of the DNA sequence performs an unknown function and has been largely dismissed as “junk DNA.” However, increasing evidence supports the view that “junk” DNA performs an important role. For example, a recent report unexpectedly found specific sequence patterns in “junk” DNA which scientists have termed “pyknons.”1 It has been suggested that these pyknons may be important in determining when and where proteins are made.

Within this “junk DNA” there may be large differences between man and chimp. The areas of greatest difference appear to involve regions which are structurally different (commonly called “rearrangements”) and areas of heterochromatin (tightly packed DNA).

If scientists would understand that genetic mutations are usually awful, and are usually caused by unpleasant protein productions, which are often controlled by Satan creating a crisis in one part of the DNA that causes angels to flee from another part to go de-ionize the feint area, thereby giving Satan localized control of the protein production strands, creating mutations and mangling the perfection of God’s work.  It is tolerated, because God must allow for free will; but in the end of days, it shall be punished severely.  Our body is a temple of God’s will, and any attempt to befoul it or expose it to excessive genetic mutation is akin to scrawling obscene graffiti in the walls of a Church.  We must strive to limit our mutations as much as possible; insofar as it produces chaos and kills us from cancerous growths from within, mutation is the Marxism of the body. 

Marxism is a genetic mutation in the body politic, a cancerous growth made possible by the teaching of Heliocentrism and Darwinism.  (One might go so far as to say that the evolution of this cancerous cluster of lies from the muck of depravity and idleness and pseudo-empiricism preceding it- Chartism, Ludditism, Levellerism, Liberalism, to name a few- is the only evidence of “evolution” yet offered by Darwin worshippers.)  It’s much easier to convince everyone to sacrifice all their hard-earned goods once you’ve convinced them their grandparents had carnal relations with monkeys.  It’s much easier for Stalin to get ahead if he convinces the citizenry that their ancestors were pond scum on a rock orbiting a gaseous ball.  It’s much easier for secular humanist liberalism to gain sway if paleontology and phrenology are not discussed in the same tones of laughter and derision.

 No society or body can long endure the growth of cancerous elements within it.  Treat your body as if it were a state, and respect it accordingly.  To knowingly court cancerous mutation is akin to a nation releasing all of its dangerous felons from prison with $50, a shave, a new suit, a handgun, and the addresses and telephone numbers of everyone who’d testified against them at trial.  Smoking, sunbathing, and consuming drugs and alcohol are every bit as sinful as Marxism or Church arson. 

 The God who knows every deed and every word and every thought of this world will recognize and punish such flaws.  Everyone needs to  be careful of what they do, be careful of what they say.  Hellfire awaits the evolutionist and the Sodomite alike, and unless you renounce Satan and all his works, it shall engulf you as well.

 Peace be with you, brothers and sisters.