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June 25, 2007

Weirdo-Liberal Scientists want you to live in a Mushroom

Filed under: Breaking News,Democratic Idiocy,Media,Sam Brownback,Weirdos and Hippies — Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett @ 4:54 am

Mushrooms become source for eco-building

Gavin McIntyre and Eben Bayer, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Scientists (that should say it all) created a patented ‘Greensulate’ formula, an organic, fire-retardant board from water, flour, oyster mushroom spores and perlite, a mineral blend found in potting soil, and are hoping the invention will soon be part of the growing market for eco-friendly products – and that crazy Liberals will pay top dollar to move into Mushroom homes.  What next? An SUV made from watermelon rine and basil stems?

Where is this new building material manufactured? “We’ve been growing the material under our beds” said McIntyre, adding that they’ve applied for a grant from the National Collegiate Inventors and Innovators Alliance.  When you see the picture of these two men you can’t help but wonder what else is hiding under their bed.  Or in their closet.

How much more proof do we need that Liberals are just plain crazy and should all be locked away?  You can bet that Sam Brownback wouldn’t move his family into a Mushroom house and that is why he will be the next President of the United States of God.

Vote for Sam Brownback in 2008 and again in 2012.

23 Comments »

  1. […] Clark Link to Article sam brownback Weirdo-Liberal Scientists want you to live in a Mushroom » […]

    Pingback by University Update - Sam Brownback - Weirdo-Liberal Scientists want you to live in a Mushroom — June 25, 2007 @ 6:55 am | Reply

  2. That’s an excellent post. Thank you.

    Is there nothing these liberals won’t stoop to next? They’re using illegal drugs to construct buildings! What kind of message does that send to our children?

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 25, 2007 @ 6:56 am | Reply

  3. ‘illegal drugs’

    Not all members of Kingdom Fungi are drugs, S.

    Comment by interpreted — June 25, 2007 @ 9:28 am | Reply

  4. If you’re supposed to sauté it, liberals will want to live in it. If you’re supposed to make rope out of it, liberals will want to smoke it. If you’re supposed to use it to have legitimate procreative relations, liberals will want to use it for sodomy. Or adultery. Or relations with four-legged creatures.

    Can’t these leftards just use things as God intended?

    I suppose that question answers itself.

    Comment by DPS — June 25, 2007 @ 9:53 am | Reply

  5. These leftieloon, scientific-quacks will do or say anything so long as it goes against what is normal and decent. Just by looking at the picture of those two characters I can tell that something is bad wrong with them.
    Any fool knows that mushroom houses, greenhouse gases, and solar nebulas exist in fairy tales such as Alice in Wonderland. I guess that is why the lefties buy into it hook, line, and sinker.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — June 25, 2007 @ 11:06 am | Reply

  6. Whether that mushroom stuff does or does not work, only time can tell.
    If it works, fine. If not, scrap it.
    That´s the best way to treat such novelties.

    “Where is this new building material manufactured? “We’ve been growing the material under our beds” said McIntyre, adding that they’ve applied for a grant from the National Collegiate Inventors and Innovators Alliance. When you see the picture of these two men you can’t help but wonder what else is hiding under their bed. Or in their closet.”

    You know, your article would be much more credible if you would not resort to the petty tactics of attacking the people instead of stating real points that speak against their invention. It just lets you look like you had no better points gainst them.

    “How much more proof do we need that Liberals are just plain crazy and should all be locked away? You can bet that Sam Brownback wouldn’t move his family into a Mushroom house and that is why he will be the next President of the United States of God.”

    Just try to lock away all liberals. Will be fun watching a second american civil war. (And as it´s basically 50/50, not counting the modest republicans that will ´not take your side in that, that one might take a while.)

    “Is there nothing these liberals won’t stoop to next? They’re using illegal drugs to construct buildings! What kind of message does that send to our children?”

    Not all mushrooms are potential drugs…. Actually, not even the majority.

    “Can’t these leftards just use things as God intended?”

    He didn´t tell us about his intentions in detail, so one can guess if it´s his will or not. And the bets are open, cause HE isn´t quite the most logical being.

    “These leftieloon, scientific-quacks will do or say anything so long as it goes against what is normal and decent. Just by looking at the picture of those two characters I can tell that something is bad wrong with them.
    Any fool knows that mushroom houses, greenhouse gases, and solar nebulas exist in fairy tales such as Alice in Wonderland. I guess that is why the lefties buy into it hook, line, and sinker.”

    Another one attacking the people instead of the subject. And using arguments (or should I say prejudices?) that are in no way related to the topic. Wow, you´re a troll.

    Comment by PG — June 25, 2007 @ 11:55 am | Reply

  7. Excuse me, PG? You have your nerve speaking to me like this when I have never been anything but kind and civil towards you. Obviously you were not raised with the same values as I was. You owe me an apology.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — June 25, 2007 @ 12:23 pm | Reply

  8. Well, PG. I am waiting.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — June 25, 2007 @ 12:47 pm | Reply

  9. Yes, after 24 minutes. Perhaps he is away from computer?

    Also, he made valid points – you only confirm his allegations of attacking the person and not the ideas when you impugn his upbringing.

    Comment by interpreted — June 25, 2007 @ 1:18 pm | Reply

  10. All things should be used as God intended; water to drink, flour to eat, perlite to plant, and mushroom spores to grow new mushrooms. It’s a wonder they didn’t shred Bibles to add to their strange brew.

    Comment by dadaclu — June 25, 2007 @ 2:04 pm | Reply

  11. You got that right, Dadaclu. I’ll share something funny with you all. I stopped by Kroger this afternoon and while I was walking through the produce section I saw that they had none other than Mushrooms Buy 1 Get 1 Free. (I guess the manager read that article too and decided to make some money off of the liberals today!) I got so tickled thinking about how many hippies it would take to make a hut out of a crate of mushrooms and a hot glue gun🙂 Of course as soon as the darn things rotted they would start screming for FEMA to come and help them.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — June 25, 2007 @ 5:27 pm | Reply

  12. Right on (as the kids say) DPS and Mrs. Gaines.
    I had some mushrooms in my fridge recently and when I went to use them for a meal I realized they were moldy and rotten. These left wingers think we should live in a disposable world with rotting and molding houses. I choose be be more optimistic than that because I have Faith in the American Way (God’s Way). If anything, a house made of Bear skins, whale skins and seal skins would last much longer than one made of mushrooms.

    Comment by carsick — June 25, 2007 @ 6:11 pm | Reply

  13. Oops. Typo. “Mrs. Gaines-Crockett”. (I must admit, hyphens make me nervous.)

    Comment by carsick — June 25, 2007 @ 6:12 pm | Reply

  14. Mushroom homes? Something tells me they’ve been ingesting mushrooms and watching too many YouTube episodes of The Smurfs.

    Comment by Lyssie — June 25, 2007 @ 8:04 pm | Reply

  15. This whole dedication to mushrooms sounds very French to me. I guess we’ll burn goose livers in our mushroom fireplaces.

    Comment by dadaclu — June 25, 2007 @ 9:53 pm | Reply

  16. DPS: “Can’t these leftards just use things as God intended?”

    So, DPS, once again you profess to know the mind of your “god”. Your hubris knows no bounds.

    What about Cannabis sativa? What did “god” intend when he “designed” this herb for the planet?

    The fibre of the plant can be cultivated as hemp, and used in textiles. Its seed (a source of protein) can be used as caged-bird feed. The flowers contain active chemical compounds known as cannabinoids… these contain psychoactive and physiologically active chemical compounds which can be used for recreational, ahem, “spiritual” purposes and, of course, medicinal uses. Also teas and ointments have also been common preparations made from Cannabis sativa.

    Did your “god” make a mistake? Perhaps we can ONLY use it for one purpose but not for another? But how to know??

    If only there were an ancient holy book that told us what to do so we didn’t have to think for ourselves… hmmmmmm. Oh wait: “…denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly in this present world.” (Titus 2:12)

    So, I guess all god-heads abstain from alcohol?? Not from what I’ve seen… travel to Italy, Ireland, Spain or Brazil to name but 4 overtly religious countries… those people know how to drink!!

    Comment by Tyler Durden — June 26, 2007 @ 11:00 am | Reply

  17. I for one certainly hope that I do not have to vote for Brownback again in 2012. There’s no need to have elections every 4 years when you have a man as righteous as Mr. Brownback as president.

    After we get Mr. Brownback elected, by the year 2010 or so I think we will have successfully sent all the America-haters back to Moonbatistan and can get down to the business of making sure we never have a Lie-beral in the presidency again. Abolishing the election is the only way to assure that, for even if we get rid of all the Dumb-o-Craps, we’ll have a few years of peace, but they’ll just find ways to sneak back in, they breed like rabbits, and they all are willing to vote as many times as it takes to assure a win for their perverted causes. The only solution is to get rid of voting. Or make it simpler, let people vote with their feet. Everyone who loves America can stay here and everyone else can take the next bus to Moonbatistan.

    President Brownback in 2008 and forever!!!

    Comment by Eduardo — June 26, 2007 @ 6:39 pm | Reply

  18. Tyler,
    I don’t have time to address all of your ranting and I’m sure DPS can address them himself but I wanted to make one point: Considering that you have caged a bird, I hardly think it appropriate to drug them too by feeding them cannabis. You liberals probably think that’s funny…I think it is cruel to abuse the animals we have dominion over. They aren’t slaves after all.

    Comment by carsick — June 26, 2007 @ 6:53 pm | Reply

  19. carsick: “Considering that you have caged a bird”

    Where do I say that I have a caged bird? I simply stated that the Cannabis sativa seed is a source of protein and can be used as caged-bird feed. Pet store or aviary owners can confirm this.

    Do try to actually *read* the post first *before* replying, carsick, it may save you from embarrassing yourself (even more than usual) in the future.

    Comment by ron davis — June 27, 2007 @ 3:27 am | Reply

  20. I think you all missed the point of the article. It doesn’t state that homes will be made of mushrooms, but that they are making an insulation that (among other things) contains mushroom-derivatives.

    All these arguments about not using or designing things that God didn’t intend are massively hypocritical. If your argument is the case, we shouldn’t be painting our houses (those lib’rul alchemists probably put mind-controlling lead in the paint!), driving cars (dino-fuel? blasphemy!), or using the computer that you’re spewing your hypocrisy from. You do realize that chalk is made from crushed sea creature shells, glue used to be made from horses’ hooves, or that pennicillin is derived from mould cultures.

    You fail to realize that everything we make comes from something else. Like how polyester is created from esters (a form of hydrocarbon, and poly, meaning many) or how we use wool from sheep? Sam Brownback may not move into a mushroom home, but he will dress his family in sheepsuits!

    Comment by adamnelson — June 27, 2007 @ 11:46 am | Reply

  21. Hmmm, mushrooms…

    Comment by littleandy — June 28, 2007 @ 6:04 am | Reply

  22. “Excuse me, PG? You have your nerve speaking to me like this when I have never been anything but kind and civil towards you. Obviously you were not raised with the same values as I was. You owe me an apology.”

    Well, I can´t find any derogative term in my rebuttal. Could it be that you´re embarrassed that I pointed out your little tactic?

    “You got that right, Dadaclu. I’ll share something funny with you all. I stopped by Kroger this afternoon and while I was walking through the produce section I saw that they had none other than Mushrooms Buy 1 Get 1 Free. (I guess the manager read that article too and decided to make some money off of the liberals today!) I got so tickled thinking about how many hippies it would take to make a hut out of a crate of mushrooms and a hot glue gun🙂 Of course as soon as the darn things rotted they would start screming for FEMA to come and help them.”

    Someone clearly has a wrong idea about the nominal intelligence level in his country…

    “All things should be used as God intended; water to drink, flour to eat, perlite to plant, and mushroom spores to grow new mushrooms. It’s a wonder they didn’t shred Bibles to add to their strange brew.”

    Yeah, and if god wanted us to fly, he´d given us wings…

    “After we get Mr. Brownback elected, by the year 2010 or so I think we will have successfully sent all the America-haters back to Moonbatistan and can get down to the business of making sure we never have a Lie-beral in the presidency again. Abolishing the election is the only way to assure that, for even if we get rid of all the Dumb-o-Craps, we’ll have a few years of peace, but they’ll just find ways to sneak back in, they breed like rabbits, and they all are willing to vote as many times as it takes to assure a win for their perverted causes. The only solution is to get rid of voting. Or make it simpler, let people vote with their feet. Everyone who loves America can stay here and everyone else can take the next bus to Moonbatistan.”

    So, as soon as the liberals win, you´re leaving country, eh? Otherwise, you´d be a hypocrite.
    But have fun with your plans of getting Sam Brownback I., King of the USA. Congress, even most republicans, would skin him alive for that proposal.

    Comment by PG — June 29, 2007 @ 2:59 pm | Reply

  23. FunGus is a very real danger to our antiquated system! and science.. lest not to forget the black magic of science! ALL must be stopped! the radio told me about boring paperless drywall that funGus won’t grow on!

    Comment by Wriston — September 2, 2007 @ 1:24 pm | Reply


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