Blogs 4 Brownback

June 8, 2007

Moonbat Science at Its Finest!

Filed under: Democratic Idiocy,Entertainment,Science,Weirdos and Hippies — Sisyphus @ 1:58 pm

This is what happens when the geniuses who ridicule us for questioning their absurd theories get a chance to do something in the real world:

It took only days to create what was touted as the world’s largest artificial reef in 1972, when a well-intentioned group dumped hundreds of thousands of old tires into the ocean. Now divers expect to spend years hauling them to the surface.

The tires turned out to be a reef killer, turning a swath of ocean floor the size of 31 football fields into a dead zone.

Military crews began retrieving the tires this week from about 70 feet underwater, where they had broken loose from bundles and wedged along a natural reef. As of Thursday, they had pulled up about 1,600 of the estimated 700,000 tires that must be hauled to the surface.

The tires are “a constantly killing coral-destruction machine,” said William Nuckols, who is coordinating the cleanup. “They had to come up.”

The dumping of nearly 2 million tires began in 1972 with much fanfare by a group called Broward Artificial Reef Inc., which had the approval of the Army Corps of Engineers, support from Goodyear and help from hordes of volunteer boaters.

The project was intended to attract a rich variety of marine life while disposing of tires that were clogging landfills.

But hurricanes, tropical storms and cold fronts created wave action that loosened the tires and moved them around, killing part of one of three coral reefs off Fort Lauderdale, said Broward County marine biologist Kenneth Banks. Hundreds of tires have also washed up on beaches over the years.

If left unchecked, the tires could kill acres of coral and eventually start destroying other nearby reefs.

The idiots who built these tire reef undoubtedly believed in Heliocentrism. They probably believed in Darwinism and “global” warming, too. Their brilliant plan is costing the state of Florida $60 million, killed more reefs than it saved, and squandered the valuable oil in those tires for 35 years.

If we let these moonbat morons control our environment, we’ll all starve to death or drown in our own trash. Anyone who’d trust an environmentalist after a stunt like this ought to have his head examined. If you ask me, those tires should be saved for the winter, then burned in a bonfire in northern New York. If nothing else, they could keep decent Americans warm. That’s more important than some Hippie paper recycling.

32 Comments »

  1. What about the wingnut morons who want to destroy the environment, kill millions of innocent individuals to achieve whatever end the currently support, make homosexuality a capital crime, refuse to listen to science, which, by definition, is impartial, and instead denounce it as liberal, etc.? Should we let them run out environment?

    Anyway, you’re only using a single failed experiment to promote your viewpoints, when you don’t even believe that the destruction of coral reefs is an issue?

    Moonbats forever!

    Comment by Linus — June 8, 2007 @ 2:12 pm | Reply

  2. Sam will save us.

    VOTE BROWNBACK — JESUS’ FIRST CHOICE.

    Comment by i_capricorn — June 8, 2007 @ 2:13 pm | Reply

  3. And dude, burning tired kills the environment, not simply poisons it, as did the tires.

    Comment by Linus — June 8, 2007 @ 2:17 pm | Reply

  4. And dude, burning tires kills the environment, not simply poisons it, as did the tires.

    Comment by Linus — June 8, 2007 @ 2:18 pm | Reply

  5. Sorry for the duplicate.

    Comment by Linus — June 8, 2007 @ 2:19 pm | Reply

  6. Yes! Exactly! Moonbats are utter morons incapable of anything but destruction! Neo-conservatives are gallant knights in shining armor who will lead us out of the ignorance of science and into the light of faith!

    And Sam will lead us! Amen.

    Comment by Doodle Bean — June 8, 2007 @ 2:21 pm | Reply

  7. BTW, Linus, I am burning tired. How did you know?

    Comment by Doodle Bean — June 8, 2007 @ 2:21 pm | Reply

  8. This is why Sam Brownback resides in Kansas. Oceans attract environmental-retardationist groups which attract hippies which attracts marijuana which attracts the devil. God didn’t put an ocean by Kansas for a reason. Brownback knows that tires belong on your pick-up truck or in your fireplace at Christmas time when you run out of Yule logs. I’m voting for Brownback!

    Comment by Cletus — June 8, 2007 @ 2:25 pm | Reply

  9. I think I got it wrong.

    Sam will still save us, but he’s not Jesus’ first choice. He’s Jesus second choice after George W. Bush.

    4 MORE YEARS (if only!) 4 MORE YEARS!

    Comment by i_capricorn — June 8, 2007 @ 2:27 pm | Reply

  10. Unfortunately, WordPress does not apparently allow after-the-fact comment editing. Sucks really, but ah well.

    Comment by Linus — June 8, 2007 @ 2:30 pm | Reply

  11. Hang on to your hats fellow Republicans because I forecast a Class 5 Spin Hurricane coming from the Moonbats over this one. This just outs the ecological movement as not wing of the Let’s Christian euthanasia agenda. All this tire pile was calculated to do was destroy Florida’s protective reefs and drown thousands of good Florida-Americans so the Hispanics immigrants can complete their take over of that state.

    Good catch from the Bush admin, my hats off to them on this. We need to follow this good work up with eight more years of environmentally responsible Republican administration and Sam is the man for that.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — June 8, 2007 @ 2:54 pm | Reply

  12. i_capricorn
    Unfortunately, George W. Bush was a false idol. Senator Brownback is the real deal.

    Comment by carsick — June 8, 2007 @ 3:29 pm | Reply

  13. How in the world these leftieloons ever thought a bunch of old tires could save the fish is beyond me. If they were really concerned about the ocean then they would have taken off some time from killing innocent little babies and promoting the the homosexual agenda to go over to the beach and dropdown on their knees to pray! The only practical solution for all those tires would be to take them over to the poor neighborhoods and drop them off. Those people can be so crafty by making flower beds and swings out of them. Now that would be the Christian thing to do.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — June 8, 2007 @ 3:56 pm | Reply

  14. “What about the wingnut morons who want to destroy the environment, kill millions of innocent individuals to achieve whatever end the currently support, make homosexuality a capital crime, refuse to listen to science, which, by definition, is impartial, and instead denounce it as liberal, etc.? Should we let them run out environment?”

    Yes!

    “Unfortunately, WordPress does not apparently allow after-the-fact comment editing. Sucks really, but ah well.”

    I know. It’s annoying. If you want, I could edit the first comment and delete the second. Just say the word.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 8, 2007 @ 3:59 pm | Reply

  15. “How in the world these leftieloons ever thought a bunch of old tires could save the fish is beyond me. If they were really concerned about the ocean then they would have taken off some time from killing innocent little babies and promoting the the homosexual agenda to go over to the beach and dropdown on their knees to pray! The only practical solution for all those tires would be to take them over to the poor neighborhoods and drop them off. Those people can be so crafty by making flower beds and swings out of them. Now that would be the Christian thing to do.”

    I agree completely. Great post!

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 8, 2007 @ 4:00 pm | Reply

  16. And how do you know it’s ‘moonbats’ that did this, you have no proof at all, just like your religon.

    Comment by J — June 8, 2007 @ 4:11 pm | Reply

  17. Thank you! I am very serious about the old tires too. My husband and I aquired some land a few years back and in one old field were several hundred tires. To this day we have no idea what the previous owner was doing saving them. He was a good Christian man so I know he wasn’t planning on making any deep sea fish altars. We had the farm manager burning as many as he could but some LIEberal called the county complaining about the smoke supposedly “ruining the quality of air” around her home and he had to stop. Eventually we just had him load up the flatbed truck and drive over to the next county into a bad neighborhood and started dropping them off. The people there were thrilled and so appreciative. I knew that the Lord had a purpose for those old tires and it was to help the needy.

    I so admire your work here for the Brownback campaign. I truly feel, as do many other Christians, that Brother Brownback has been called by God to pick up where President Bush will leave off and continue leading this country back to the straight and narrow path.

    I am praying for you and for the Brownback campaign.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — June 8, 2007 @ 4:18 pm | Reply

  18. These idiot liberals are always shooting themselves in the foot. For their next trick, they’ll try to show us how to save spotted owls with chainsaws, and salmon with hydroelectric dams. What a bunch of jokers.

    Comment by DPS — June 8, 2007 @ 4:18 pm | Reply

  19. DPS,

    These LIEberals better start worrying about how to rescue their souls and those of their children and not some bird or fish. All the spotted owls and salmon in the world won’t save them from the eternal flames of Hell.

    Comment by Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett — June 8, 2007 @ 4:31 pm | Reply

  20. “These LIEberals better start worrying about how to rescue their souls and those of their children and not some bird or fish.”

    Amen to that. You can’t even trust them to do that right, though. Even if they wanted to save their souls, they’d probably try to do it by organic farming or stringing beads or something. They should all just be put somewhere where they’re not a danger to themselves or to others.

    Comment by DPS — June 8, 2007 @ 4:41 pm | Reply

  21. Is it gay if Jesus is involved?

    Comment by Dave — June 8, 2007 @ 6:05 pm | Reply

  22. Dave @ 21:

    “Is it gay if Jesus is involved?”

    Obviously not. And technically, Jesus is the ‘C’ in YMCA, not the Y.

    I don’t get what this has to do with sodomy, anyway. Sodomites aren’t allowed at the YMCA. And if anything those young men in the picture look like they’d straighten out any sodomites they ran across. All I see is three strapping young men who love Jesus, spelling, and the YMCA, and I think that’s pretty great. Maybe I’m missing something?

    Comment by DPS — June 8, 2007 @ 6:32 pm | Reply

  23. “I don’t get what this has to do with sodomy, anyway. Sodomites aren’t allowed at the YMCA. And if anything those young men in the picture look like they’d straighten out any sodomites they ran across. All I see is three strapping young men who love Jesus, spelling, and the YMCA, and I think that’s pretty great. Maybe I’m missing something?”

    He means to imply that some of those young men might be closeted liberals. Pay him no mind. It’s certainly libelous, and the product of a flagrantly deviant mind.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 8, 2007 @ 7:27 pm | Reply

  24. You don’t accept the science of evolution? Do you accept the theory of gravity? How do you feel about the science of Biology? It is built after all on the truth of evolution. How about modern medicine? It is built on the foundations of Biology. As for global warming why don’t you do a bit of elementary research? You should say you have no opinion if you haven’t done the research. Don’t open yourself to ridicule. Try to learn something. Don’t stick your head in the sand, fool.

    Comment by Steve Bremner — June 8, 2007 @ 8:21 pm | Reply

  25. “You don’t accept the science of evolution?”

    No.

    “Do you accept the theory of gravity?”

    Insofar as it relates to this planet, yes.

    “How do you feel about the science of Biology?”

    Some of it’s common-sense observation, some of it’s leftist lies.

    “How about modern medicine?”

    It works, but probably not for the reasons they say it works.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 9, 2007 @ 5:25 am | Reply

  26. “Do you accept the theory of gravity?”

    It is just a theory. There are other equally valid theories. We should teach all sides of the debate in school. A theory liberals don’t want you to know about can be found at this link. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

    Comment by ec1009 — June 9, 2007 @ 8:18 am | Reply

  27. ““Do you accept the theory of gravity?”

    Insofar as it relates to this planet, yes.”

    No, you don’t: a flat Earth and geocentrism are incompatable with the theory of gravitation.

    Comment by Skeptic — June 9, 2007 @ 8:24 am | Reply

  28. ec1009 @ 26:

    ec1009, I don’t want to upset you or discourage you, but the Onion is a (not very funny) satirical newspaper, so you have to be very careful with items you find in it, since many of them may not be true.

    Comment by DPS — June 9, 2007 @ 9:05 am | Reply

  29. Yeah RIIIGHT DPS. Prove it is not true. Open your eyes you ignorant fool.

    Comment by ec1009 — June 9, 2007 @ 9:12 am | Reply

  30. The good news is we’ve found plenty of WMD. The bad news is the weapons are ours and we found them dumped in the sea.

    It is no secret that the U.S. military has used the ocean as trashcan for munitions in the past. Peter discussed at the Old DSN how federal lawmakers were pressing the US Army to reveal everything it knows about a massive international program to dump chemical weapons off homeland and foreign shores.

    “The Army now admits that it secretly dumped 64 million pounds of nerve and mustard agents into the sea, along with 400,000 chemical-filled bombs, land mines and rockets and more than 500 tons of radioactive waste – either tossed overboard or packed into the holds of scuttled vessels.”

    Michael J.W. Stickings added, “There has been extensive coverage of this story — which I suspect is unknown to many — at the Daily Press (Newport News, Virginia). The ‘Special Report’ is called ‘The Deadliness Below,’ and I encourage you to have a look (and to read through it). If I may make a gross understatement, it’s quite something. Who knew the U.S. was literally surrounded by WMDs?”

    Comment by draftrepublicans — June 13, 2007 @ 11:15 am | Reply

  31. “The good news is we’ve found plenty of WMD. The bad news is the weapons are ours and we found them dumped in the sea.”

    I don’t think English works the way you think it does.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 13, 2007 @ 3:13 pm | Reply

  32. In response to Skeptic who stated this:
    “No, you don’t: a flat Earth and geocentrism are incompatable with the theory of gravitation”

    Um, I am not sure what you were taught in school but the theory of gravitation just means that Earth as a force that keeps things on the planet. This completely compatible with a flat Earth and geocentricism. Also, gravity is only a theory and so scientist don’t if it 100% accurate, but scientist (any intelligent scientist) knows that a flat earth makes sense since the Universe is also flat like a pancake.

    Comment by BillD — June 13, 2007 @ 10:12 pm | Reply


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