Blogs 4 Brownback

June 7, 2007

Meet the New Surgeon General!

Our President has nominated a fine American to be our next Surgeon General, Dr. James Holsinger Jr.

This man is right on every issue. He’s with us 100% on keeping homosexuality out of America, or at least curing those who suffer from it.

Calhoun, a United Methodist pastor, noted that Holsinger and his wife, Barbara, were members of Lexington’s First United Methodist Church, which asked them to set out and start a new congregation.

They founded Hope Springs Community Church in a warehouse at 1109 Versailles Road. Calhoun called it a socially diverse congregation with a “very vital recovery ministry.” It serves the homeless and those with addictions to drugs, alcohol and sex; and it has a Spanish-language Hispanic congregation with its own pastor.

“It’s built around compassion for people who struggle with a lot of issues,” he said.

Hope Springs also ministers to people who no longer wish to be gay or lesbian, Calhoun said.

“We see that as an issue not of orientation but of lifestyle,” he said. “We have people who seek to walk out of that lifestyle.”

Moreover, when it comes to using our sexual organs exclusively for the procreative purposes for which God intended them, Holsinger is light years ahead of the medical community at large. Unfortunately, I cannot quote from this essay due to its explicit content; however, read it for yourself. It is one of the most incredible observations on human sexuality I have ever seen. If this essay had been published in 1960, homosexuality never would’ve become a problem in this country in the first place. Clearly, sodomy is not only a crime against God, but against Nature and against our very bodies themselves!

Predictably, the usual nitwits have a problem with a candidate who’s not afraid to tell the American people the truth about homosexuality. Why these people would rather defend deviant lifestyles than the Holy Bible and the teachings of both the Old and the New Testaments is beyond me. Then again, these are the same kinds of people who defend Helioleftism, Darwinism, “global” warming, and the concept of the spherical Earth. Very little they can say should continue to surprise us. They’ll stop at nothing to hinder morality, decency, and rationality in America, and they’re proud- yes, proud!- to thwart their country in this way.

Our only hope is that the decent Americans, the Silent Majority among us, rise up and vote the bums out of Congress this coming November. I predict its coming, but it won’t happen unless the American people get informed, get angry, and get organized to do something about it. If the moonbats don’t let Holsinger in as our Surgeon General, we could wind up with a homosexual demanding sex education in schools. That’s sure to rally right-thinking people to the banner of family values, the banner of patriotism, the banner of victory!

38 Comments »

  1. I think it is also important to remember that people should not be permitted to use non-s*xual *rgans for s*xual purposes, either.

    I don’t really need to point that out now, though. Eventually Dr. Holsinger will straighten us all out.

    Comment by DPS — June 7, 2007 @ 6:40 pm | Reply

  2. DPS
    I have friend who wants me to ask if a hand and mouth are considered sexual organs. I told her she’s being ridiculous but she insisted I ask. We have a dollar bet (it’s a sin to gamble I know but only God is perfect) on your answer.
    I will be very frustrated if I lose the bet.

    Comment by carsick — June 7, 2007 @ 7:25 pm | Reply

  3. Now I suppose all the homosexual trolls will try to sawy our opinion by flooding this site with profanity and lurid descriptions of things like anal butt-sex. Things I would rather not hear about. Remember to be strong: not to give into the temptation of the gay deathstyle, and to vote for Sam.

    Comment by David Patterson — June 7, 2007 @ 8:00 pm | Reply

  4. I don’t understand, does gay sex feel that much better than heterosexual (married) sex? If it’s a lifestyle choice, then they must be choosing it because it feels better. But why would god make gay sex more pleasurable?

    Comment by Rob — June 7, 2007 @ 9:11 pm | Reply

  5. I think I can like this Dr Holsinger guy, though not as much as I like Sam Brownback. Dr Holsinger tells it like its to the gay community – when Jesus gives you butt cancer you only have yourself to blame. Dr Holsinger is an example of what Sam was saying in his famous New York Times letter, science and faith working together.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — June 7, 2007 @ 9:47 pm | Reply

  6. “DPS
    I have friend who wants me to ask if a hand and mouth are considered sexual organs. I told her she’s being ridiculous but she insisted I ask. We have a dollar bet (it’s a sin to gamble I know but only God is perfect) on your answer.
    I will be very frustrated if I lose the bet.”

    Hmm. Well, perhaps you and your friend could exchange a blessing rather than a dollar.

    My feeling on this, and I think the Bible backs me up here, is that the good Lord in his infinite wisdom has given each of us one, and only one, s*xual organ. These can be used, in the context of marriage, for reproduction. Any contact that involves only one s*xual organ is a sin under any circumstance (naturally, this rules out any sort of self-defilement).

    When you think about it, it makes sense that hands and mouths are not s*xual organs. Otherwise, dentistry would be extremely sinful, or could only be performed by married couples, on each other, in order to reproduce.

    Comment by DPS — June 7, 2007 @ 10:59 pm | Reply

  7. I’m a huge fan of Sam Brownback and think he should take the other candidates out back behind the barn and beat them to death with a dull axe. I’m especially worried about Hollyweird’s candidate, Fred Thompson and his harlot of a 2nd wife. I hope Thompson doesn’t enter the race because star-struck Republicans may end up ignoring Sam Brownback’s godly message.

    I have a friend in bible school who ‘self-defiles’ on a too-frequent basis, sometimes even when he’s sleeping.

    Would Senator Brownback accept support from someone who associates with self-defilers? I don’t approve of his sin, but he is my friend. Any insight you could provide would be appreciated.

    Comment by Jeb — June 8, 2007 @ 12:32 am | Reply

  8. DPS: You’re great! You must be thinking a lot about sex! Only to be sure, that you don’t have any fun with it, of course.

    Comment by littleandy — June 8, 2007 @ 1:20 am | Reply

  9. Well, he’s not the Surgeon General yet. He has to be approved by Congress first. Bush only appointed him.

    Comment by mcclaud — June 8, 2007 @ 4:04 am | Reply

  10. “I have friend who wants me to ask if a hand and mouth are considered sexual organs. I told her she’s being ridiculous but she insisted I ask. We have a dollar bet (it’s a sin to gamble I know but only God is perfect) on your answer.”

    Any non-procreative parts of our body should not mingle with the procreative ones.

    “Well, he’s not the Surgeon General yet. He has to be approved by Congress first. Bush only appointed him.”

    Congress will approve him. We have those Democrats on the run!

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 8, 2007 @ 4:40 am | Reply

  11. “Well, he’s not the Surgeon General yet. He has to be approved by (Democrat infested) Congress first. Bush only appointed him.” mcclaud

    That is why Jesus created recess appointments.

    Comment by BJ Tabor — June 8, 2007 @ 7:41 am | Reply

  12. “Would Senator Brownback accept support from someone who associates with self-defilers? I don’t approve of his sin, but he is my friend. Any insight you could provide would be appreciated.”

    I can’t speak for Senator Brownback, but I think you would be OK as long as you’re not committing the sin, and you make it clear to your friend (maybe through a few days of shunning) that his behavior is not acceptable.

    Comment by Donatello — June 8, 2007 @ 7:48 am | Reply

  13. President Brownback chose this man very wisely. I was dubious at first, but it appears that he hates homosexuals, Islamocommies, women’s health (and reproductive organs), etc. as much as Sam does (perhaps more?) – so that’s good enough for me.

    Comment by St. Legalize — June 8, 2007 @ 8:00 am | Reply

  14. littleandy @ 8:

    “DPS: You’re great! You must be thinking a lot about s*x! Only to be sure, that you don’t have any fun with it, of course.”

    Thank you. I do not think about s*x at all, actually. And no, I certainly don’t have any fun with it, thank God. My wife and I have performed the necessary actions in order to produce our beautiful children, and that is the only legitimate purpose of those actions. Doing them for fun would be deeply sinful, and should be illegal.

    Comment by DPS — June 8, 2007 @ 8:38 am | Reply

  15. “President Brownback chose this man very wisely. I was dubious at first, but it appears that he hates homosexuals, Islamocommies, women’s health (and reproductive organs), etc. as much as Sam does (perhaps more?) – so that’s good enough for me”

    President Bush chose him. But I expect the Brownback Administration will hold on to a valuable man like this.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 8, 2007 @ 8:42 am | Reply

  16. If the liberals can have so many advocates for turning normal people towards sodomy, why can’t we just have one for turning people away from it? Typical liberals: punishing everyone who tries to be helpful.

    Comment by DPS — June 8, 2007 @ 9:03 am | Reply

  17. “when Jesus gives you butt cancer you only have yourself to blame”

    Amen brother! My husband used to deny that he was a self-defiler until I noticed how much hair he had on his hands. Thank God the lord gave us a way to tell if our men were being true or not!

    Comment by Anita Hanchob — June 8, 2007 @ 9:11 am | Reply

  18. Self-defilement should cost you your hand. It’s the only way to prevent sinners from relapsing.

    Comment by Marcia P. — June 8, 2007 @ 10:20 am | Reply

  19. Couldn’t they just use their other hand Marcia?

    Comment by ec1009 — June 8, 2007 @ 11:35 am | Reply

  20. ec1009 @ 19:

    “Couldn’t they just use their other hand Marcia?”

    Yes. Perhaps in the case of men we should cut off their s*xual organs? Thoughts, Marcia P.?

    Comment by DPS — June 8, 2007 @ 11:44 am | Reply

  21. Or perhaps tattoo the words “Masterbator” or “Desecrater” or “Filth” on their hands to keep people from shaking their hands and sharing in their contamination?

    Comment by Anita Hanchob — June 8, 2007 @ 11:57 am | Reply

  22. My question is hwat do we do with the homosexual animals? I assume they are unclean and so are uneatable…do we deport them or bury them?

    Comment by Oliver St. John Mollusk — June 8, 2007 @ 12:52 pm | Reply

  23. We should chop off both their hands, Marcia. Otherwise, they could use the other one.

    “My question is hwat do we do with the homosexual animals? I assume they are unclean and so are uneatable…do we deport them or bury them?”

    Burn them.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 8, 2007 @ 1:14 pm | Reply

  24. wait a flipping sec!

    did the writer just say the earth isn’t spherical?

    what century are you from?

    Comment by only gore can save you now — June 8, 2007 @ 2:46 pm | Reply

  25. “what century are you from?”

    Well, I was born in 1976. You?

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 8, 2007 @ 4:21 pm | Reply

  26. “Burn them.”

    No, Allah (praised be His name) prefers hangings (men) and stoning (women).

    ALLAH UH ACKBAR!!!

    Comment by Skeptic — June 8, 2007 @ 5:02 pm | Reply

  27. “Or perhaps tattoo the words “Masterbator” or “Desecrater” or “Filth” on their hands to keep people from shaking their hands and sharing in their contamination?”

    The majority of the population would be wearing those tattoos, so they wouldn’t be punishment.

    “Thank you. I do not think about s*x at all, actually.”

    There are two kinds of people, people who watch(ed) porn, and people who lie.

    Comment by Skeptic — June 8, 2007 @ 6:45 pm | Reply

  28. “ALLAH UH ACKBAR!!!”

    Burn in Hell, Islamist.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 8, 2007 @ 7:24 pm | Reply

  29. Except Congress didn’t actually abide by the recess this time around, because the Democrats pushed past recess this year to prevent a recess appointment when Gonzales finally resigns.

    Comment by mcclaud — June 8, 2007 @ 7:48 pm | Reply

  30. Now the democrats are even against recess?!
    When I was in school, recess was my favorite time of the day. Oh the fun I had. Now democrats want to take even that away! Is there nothing they will not try to ruin?

    Comment by ec1009 — June 9, 2007 @ 8:41 am | Reply

  31. “Now the democrats are even against recess?!
    When I was in school, recess was my favorite time of the day. Oh the fun I had. Now democrats want to take even that away! Is there nothing they will not try to ruin?”

    They hate America, ec1009. If they had their way, apple pie would probably be illegal.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 9, 2007 @ 9:26 am | Reply

  32. What should be done if they continue to try to self defile, perhaps by using their elbows, after both their hands have been cut off?

    Comment by Onan — June 9, 2007 @ 10:37 am | Reply

  33. “What should be done if they continue to try to self defile, perhaps by using their elbows, after both their hands have been cut off?”

    Take the arms off at the shoulders, I guess.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 9, 2007 @ 10:39 am | Reply

  34. Cutting off that one other organ would be much better than cutting off hands and arms, after all, they’re gonna need those in Brownbacks gulags.

    Comment by Skeptic — June 9, 2007 @ 11:14 am | Reply

  35. I think the best solution to get rid of homosexuality is to castrate them. If castrated they would turn into Asexuals instead of being homosexuals.

    Comment by BillD — June 13, 2007 @ 9:58 pm | Reply

  36. Hello. My name is Roger James. I am homosexual. I am proud of what I am. If you have any complaints, please direct them to me now. Seriously. I want to see the error of my ways. If you’re afraid of what I am or what I represent, go love yourselves. I’m sure you could use some tension release.

    [Ed Note: Watch your language, Nate!]

    Comment by Sex is nice, and you people are liars. — August 11, 2007 @ 1:03 am | Reply

  37. um is it just me or i think that if you are in fact gay you should just be left alone and allowed to be gay. i mean to say that homosexuality is not is actually not true at all. Out of 1500 animals that have studied over homosexual behavior in animals has been described in at least 450 of those species.It runs the gamut, too, ranging from occasional displays of affection to life-long pair bonding including sex and even adopting and raising orphans, going so far as the rejection by force of potential heterosexual partners, even when in heat
    http://www.bidstrup.com/marriage.htm
    i mean just because you are afraid of gay people doesn’t mean that you should be allowed to force them to be something else. I myself am not gay and i am a christian but i still believe that what the bible really teaches you is to love everyone and treat them with kindness not hate

    Comment by icewho — August 11, 2007 @ 1:13 am | Reply

  38. “They hate America, ec1009. If they had their way, apple pie would probably be illegal.” no offense but what the hell? I mean that is a little bit ridiculous to say that. No party is perfect and all parties are trying to do what is best for America.

    Comment by icewho — August 11, 2007 @ 1:15 am | Reply


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