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June 2, 2007

We Caught More of Them!

Filed under: Breaking News,Defending America,Republicans,Terrorism — Sisyphus @ 11:59 am

 Those idiot terrorists are always 3 steps behind Uncle Sam:

Three people were arrested and one other was being sought Saturday in connection to a plan to set off explosives in a fuel line that feeds John F. Kennedy International Airport and runs through residential neighborhoods, officials close to the investigation said.
The plot, which never got past the planning stages, did not involve airplanes or passenger terminals, according to the two officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because details of the arrests had not yet been announced.

More bad guys down. Send ’em to Gitmo, boys! Let’s see where the idiots try to strike next. Luckily for us, President Bush is in charge. Unlike President Clinton, he isn’t sleeping (around) on his watch.

29 Comments »

  1. The president is famous for getting to bed early but unlike Clinton who needed 18 to 20 hours a day to do his lousy job, President Bush only needs 7 or 8.

    Comment by carsick — June 2, 2007 @ 12:27 pm | Reply

  2. Wow, catched three stupid amateurs. There´s just some millions more remaining. Really, such guys are the smallest problems. The real problem are those ones that know what to do and how to do it. The professionals.

    Comment by PG — June 2, 2007 @ 12:59 pm | Reply

  3. It is an airport named after a libtard treefrog in a libtard treefrog city that voted overwemingly for the queen of all libtard treefrogs Hitlery Clinton. I say let em die!

    Comment by ec1009 — June 2, 2007 @ 3:00 pm | Reply

  4. Don’t get me wrong. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t torture the godless terrorists anyways.

    Comment by ec1009 — June 2, 2007 @ 3:03 pm | Reply

  5. If only Brownback were President instead of that RINO treefrog Bush (bushfrog?)

    Comment by ec1009 — June 2, 2007 @ 3:07 pm | Reply

  6. “The president is famous for getting to bed early but unlike Clinton who needed 18 to 20 hours a day to do his lousy job, President Bush only needs 7 or 8.”

    Clinton spent 10 or 12 hours chasing women. President Bush doesn’t do that sort of thing.

    “Wow, catched three stupid amateurs. There´s just some millions more remaining. Really, such guys are the smallest problems. The real problem are those ones that know what to do and how to do it. The professionals.”

    We’ll get them soon. The little fish lead us to the big fish.

    “I say let em die!”

    What about innocent Republicans forced to use that airport?

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 2, 2007 @ 3:52 pm | Reply

  7. Fair point. Maybe patriotic Americans should boycott NYC. Who is really forced to go there anyways? They could fly into Newark Airport instead if they really had to.

    Comment by ec1009 — June 2, 2007 @ 4:16 pm | Reply

  8. We’ll get them soon. The little fish lead us to the big fish.

    Cell system. The little fish are leading nowhere. Destroy one cell and the others remain intect.

    (We will get them soon. Did not somebody say that about bin Laden?)

    Comment by PG — June 2, 2007 @ 4:25 pm | Reply

  9. Multiple-choice Mitt was right about one thing: we need to double Guantanamo. At least. And I hope we’re not treating these guys with kid gloves. We need to be waterboarding them 24/7. We need to be waterboarding them ON THE PLANE to Gitmo. We don’t know how many of them are out there. Who knows what other attacks there jihadi brothers are planning RIGHT NOW!!!

    Comment by DPS — June 2, 2007 @ 4:36 pm | Reply

  10. “What about innocent Republicans forced to use that airport?”

    What about innocent ANYONE forced to use that airport?

    Comment by GoUSAFreedom — June 2, 2007 @ 4:56 pm | Reply

  11. Good luck trying to convince good ol’ Castro to sell you more ground on Cuba for your plans to enlarge Gitmo. I have heard he is not quite the guy that strikes deals with the USA.

    Comment by PG — June 2, 2007 @ 5:14 pm | Reply

  12. Castro is almost dead, so Cuba will have a new, friendly government soon. For now, we could just make all the buildings on the base twice as tall.

    Comment by DPS — June 2, 2007 @ 5:20 pm | Reply

  13. It depresses me that these terrorists who were planning to murder Americans are now going to be given a literal vacation to Club Gitmo where they will have gourmet dinners like lemongrass chicken and have living quarters nicer than our troops. The worst part about this is that we taxpayers are forced to pay for posh life of these animals for years to come.

    Brownback should make turning Gitmo into a living hell for the filth housed there a central issue of his campaign.

    Comment by Traditional Values American — June 2, 2007 @ 5:53 pm | Reply

  14. Fair point. Maybe patriotic Americans should boycott NYC. Who is really forced to go there anyways? They could fly into Newark Airport instead if they really had to.”

    That’s a good point. New Jersey is a lot less blue than New York, the cornerstone of treefroggery.

    “Castro is almost dead, so Cuba will have a new, friendly government soon. For now, we could just make all the buildings on the base twice as tall.”

    Or we could build them underground. Or hold them in cages in the water, if we had to.

    “It depresses me that these terrorists who were planning to murder Americans are now going to be given a literal vacation to Club Gitmo where they will have gourmet dinners like lemongrass chicken and have living quarters nicer than our troops. The worst part about this is that we taxpayers are forced to pay for posh life of these animals for years to come.”

    They should have to earn their keep. Domestic criminals have to work, so why not terrorists?

    “Brownback should make turning Gitmo into a living hell for the filth housed there a central issue of his campaign.”

    To the best of my knowledge, he’s very supportive of that.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 2, 2007 @ 6:17 pm | Reply

  15. New Jersey is no better than New York. They have gay marriage so New York may even be better.

    I agree that we should make terrorists work. In fact, we could kill two birds with one stone here. Everyone is always saying that we can’t deport illegal aliens because it will wreck the economy because the jobs they work will be suddenly empty. We could make the terrorists at Club Gitmo do their jobs. Deport the illegals and give their jobs to captured “undocumented combatants” to make them pay their way.

    Comment by Traditional Values American — June 2, 2007 @ 6:34 pm | Reply

  16. Castro is almost dead, so Cuba will have a new, friendly government soon. For now, we could just make all the buildings on the base twice as tall.

    I´d not bet on it. YOu can say a lot of bad things about Fidel, but he´s one tough guy. And most likely his brother will take over after he´s dead. And the two are quite on equal ground if it comes to their opinion about the USA…

    And the guys at Gitmo are aving it better than the troops? WOw, from the pictures of Gitmo I´ve seen, that would mean that US troops are basically on the living standard of cavemen.

    PS: Not enough people arrested at Gitmo to replace the illegal aliens. But yeah, bringing back slavery is quite a nice idea.

    Comment by PG — June 3, 2007 @ 1:56 am | Reply

  17. Well done Sisyphus, this is the most brilliant satire site on the internets. The way you always stay in character had me convinced that this blog was legit, but then I realized that if this were legit, that would mean you and Psycheout are the two dumbest humans to ever evolve from a monkey. Keep up the good work, it is hilarious. I’m sharing this site with all my friends, they are gonna love it.

    Thanks

    Comment by rj3000 — June 3, 2007 @ 7:54 am | Reply

  18. Well, here in the US we have approximately 100 million muslims and 100 million illegal aliens, so we have exactly the number of muslims it would take to replace the illegal aliens.

    And I still don’t see any problem with building taller detentions facilities—skyscrapers, if necessary—or digging detention caves in Gitmo.

    Comment by DPS — June 3, 2007 @ 9:11 am | Reply

  19. 100 million muslims AND 100 million illegals are in the U.S.!?!!

    The liberals have gone WAY TOO FAR. There is going to be a HUGE backlash in 2008. Brownback may win in a landslide.

    I cannot believe that the liberals have let 200 million invaders into the nation as props for their namby pamby polictical correctness diversity talking points. America is presently being occupied by foriegn nations. Aren’t the liberals always whining about how Iraq is being occupied by a foriegn nation and that’s bad. I’d say they were being hypocrites, but I realize that they are just looking for any excuse to hurt America.

    Comment by Traditional Values American — June 3, 2007 @ 10:27 am | Reply

  20. There are between 2 and 12 million (no exact figures are known) Muslims in the United States in addition to approximately 12 million illegals.

    “liberals have let 200 million invaders into the nation”

    “America is presently being occupied by foriegn nations.”

    So I can safely conclude that you’re a native American?
    What tribe?

    Comment by Skeptic — June 3, 2007 @ 10:46 am | Reply

  21. We need to start killing these Muslims now, before they start killing us later.

    Please, won’t someone think of our children? What kind of an America do you want them to inherit? An Islamic theocracy? We have to do something to stop it now, or we’ll all be bowing to Mecca or dying in suicide bombings later.

    Comment by Marcia P. — June 3, 2007 @ 11:58 am | Reply

  22. We need to start killing these Christians now, before they start killing us later.

    Please, won’t someone think of our children? What kind of an (insert name of random country here) do you want them to inherit? A Christian theocracy? We have to do something to stop it now, or we’ll all be bowing to Washington or dying in carpet bombings later.

    Comment by Skeptic — June 3, 2007 @ 12:00 pm | Reply

  23. There’s nothing banning slavery in the Bible.

    Comment by Gary Ruppert — June 3, 2007 @ 1:10 pm | Reply

  24. There is nothing in the bible that explicitly condemns slavery as sinful. Slaves however, should be treated decently. To give a slave pork or shellfish would expose said slave to everlasting damnation and therfore is sinful for the slavemaster to do.

    Comment by ec1009 — June 3, 2007 @ 5:55 pm | Reply

  25. And I still don’t see any problem with building taller detentions facilities—skyscrapers, if necessary—or digging detention caves in Gitmo.

    Logistics. Try flying and shipping all the stuff you need for it over. It´s gonna cost billions more than just building it in the USA itself.

    America is presently being occupied by foriegn nations.

    You don´t see any mexican or african or Iranian soldiers walking around in your neighbourhood, do you?

    There’s nothing banning slavery in the Bible.

    It´s just that reality told us that it´s not the best idea. If you take it too far, some slaves might chop a masters head off, you know.

    Comment by PD — June 4, 2007 @ 11:01 am | Reply

  26. “And I still don’t see any problem with building taller detentions facilities—skyscrapers, if necessary—or digging detention caves in Gitmo.”

    If you deport all the Mexicans there will be no one left to do the construction work.

    Comment by Skeptic — June 4, 2007 @ 2:25 pm | Reply

  27. Logistics. Try flying and shipping all the stuff you need for it over. It´s gonna cost billions more than just building it in the USA itself.”

    It’s not like we have to build them well. These are terrorists, after all.

    “If you deport all the Mexicans there will be no one left to do the construction work.”

    In Cuba, we’d probably use Cubans. Or the terrorists themselves. Make them earn their keep by building their new homes.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 4, 2007 @ 4:08 pm | Reply

  28. @sisiphus:
    I´m not only talking about building it. Imagine all the food and comodities you´d have to transport over there every month to keep the growing warden staff supplied and keep the prisoners from starving before they talk.

    Comment by PG — June 5, 2007 @ 11:36 am | Reply

  29. “I´m not only talking about building it. Imagine all the food and comodities you´d have to transport over there every month to keep the growing warden staff supplied and keep the prisoners from starving before they talk.”

    You’re right, that could be a problem, maybe we should ask an old SS-guard or some NKVD-people how they got around that one…

    When you’re at it, I’m sure the SS-guy has a few tips on how to heat your ovens!

    Comment by Skeptic — June 5, 2007 @ 4:54 pm | Reply


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