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June 1, 2007

“Global” Warming Alarmists Bury Their Heads in the Snow

Filed under: Breaking News,Democratic Idiocy,Media,Science — Sisyphus @ 5:17 am

Nancy Pelosi picked the wrong place and time to start whining about “global” warming:

This is really getting hysterical. As House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-California) tours Europe to discuss the imminent doom to the planet at the hands of the left’s recent bogeyman anthropogenic global warming, late-May snows are falling all around her.

Democrats are too dumb to check with the weatherman, yet we’re supposed to believe them on something as complicated and far-reaching as this alleged climate change. It’s ridiculous. Anytime you need a laugh, go find out what the Democrats are up to. They crack me up every time.

As one of the Newsbusters commenters said, “God has a sense of humor too, ya know!”

37 Comments »

  1. Personally I can’t laugh about the Democrats. They are doing irreparable harm to this country. I shudder to think what would happen if one were elected President in 2008.

    I have to admit, though, it’s satisfying to see Pelosi hoist on her own petard.

    Comment by Donatello — June 1, 2007 @ 7:51 am | Reply

  2. Just when you think these Democrat clowns couldn’t look any more ridiculous. What’s next, is Harry Reid going to forget to wear pants to work? Is Nancy Pelosi going to shave her head and check into rehab? What a disgrace. At least we can be sure nobody will listen to them.

    Comment by DPS — June 1, 2007 @ 8:17 am | Reply

  3. “Democrats are too dumb to check with the weatherman, yet we’re supposed to believe them on something as complicated and far-reaching as this alleged climate change”

    GLOBAL warming. Snow in one place is a local phenomenon. You yourself said the climate is a complicated system, warming in some places puts more moisture into the atmosphere, which may lead to increased snowfall in other regions. Snow in May does not ‘disprove’ global warming any more than bananas prove the existence of God. (see: Kirk Cameron)

    “At least we can be sure nobody will listen to them.”

    …Except for the majority of Americans who voted for them last November.

    Comment by rob — June 1, 2007 @ 8:30 am | Reply

  4. rob @ 3:

    Only God could make a tree, and bananas come from trees, ergo the existence of bananas proves the existence of God. Therefore by your own admission snow in May disproves global warming.

    Comment by DPS — June 1, 2007 @ 8:35 am | Reply

  5. bananas grow from plants, not trees.
    DPS would know that if his relatives were monkeys.
    since DPS doesn’t know that, his relatives were NOT monkeys.
    ergo, evolution is a lie
    since evolution is a lie, then so is global warming.
    QED

    get behind me satan!

    Comment by honkey magoo — June 1, 2007 @ 9:02 am | Reply

  6. The effrontery of these Darwinists never ceases to amaze me. It’s fifteen feet tall, it has huge green leaves, every normal person calls it a tree—but they just have to call it a “plant” instead, for no obvious reason. I think this is even worse than how they go on about how dolphins aren’t fish and apes aren’t monkeys. Do they know how ridiculous they sound?

    Some days, I don’t even know why I bother trying with these people.

    Comment by DPS — June 1, 2007 @ 9:18 am | Reply

  7. This is highly apposite to two of the discussions here today:

    Comment by DPS — June 1, 2007 @ 9:23 am | Reply

  8. “At least we can be sure nobody will listen to them.”

    Precisely. Antics like this only serve to highlight the ridiculousness of their alarmist claims.

    “GLOBAL warming.”

    You’re right. That’s a misnomer, since the world isn’t a globe. I’m not going to call it that anymore, that’s for sure.

    “Do they know how ridiculous they sound?”

    No, and I hesitate to tell them. It’s so funny, I’m afraid to spoil it by teaching them to think sensibly!

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 1, 2007 @ 11:08 am | Reply

  9. RE : 8.

    “That’s a misnomer, since the world isn’t a globe.”

    The world isn’t a globe ? What is it, then ? A frikkin’ pancake ? As I’m new to here, maybe you could tell me and me only ?

    I’ve only just now discovered this blog, and I must say, you really are in a class of your own…

    RE : 4.

    DPS, god don’t make trees. That argument of yours is really, really weak. They kind of… Spread and grow by themselves, without Divine Intervention. Read a frikkin’ biology book, will you ?

    Comment by Manboy — June 1, 2007 @ 11:48 am | Reply

  10. “The world isn’t a globe ? What is it, then ? A frikkin’ pancake ? As I’m new to here, maybe you could tell me and me only ?”

    It IS disc-shaped, much like a pancake. Antarctica straddles the circumference, and the North Pole is in the center.

    “I’ve only just now discovered this blog, and I must say, you really are in a class of your own…”

    Thank you!

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 1, 2007 @ 12:05 pm | Reply

  11. “It IS disc-shaped, much like a pancake.”

    A blueberry pancake. Lets not leave out that important point. Satan often attempts to mimic God but always falls short. French toast (like most things French) is an affront to God and thus beelzabobity of the worst sort.

    Comment by ec1009 — June 1, 2007 @ 12:23 pm | Reply

  12. “Antarctica straddles the circumference, and the North Pole is in the center.”

    Sisyphus, with all due respect, isn’t Midland, Texas the center of the universe? Were all the maps I have seen since grade school completely wrong? Why else would it be called Midland? Please enlighten me as to where I am mistaken.

    Comment by ec1009 — June 1, 2007 @ 12:29 pm | Reply

  13. “the world isn’t a globe. I’m not going to call it that anymore, that’s for sure.”

    I’ve been calling it a disc since Christ was a cowboy.

    Oops, figure of speech. You know what I mean.

    Comment by Fred Farkle — June 1, 2007 @ 12:49 pm | Reply

  14. VOTE BRWNBACK!!!! MOONBATS GO HOME LEAVE AMERICA TO THE AMERICNAS!!!

    Comment by Jack Fremont — June 1, 2007 @ 1:14 pm | Reply

  15. “for god so loved pancakes that he gave his one and only son…”

    Comment by honkey magoo — June 1, 2007 @ 1:38 pm | Reply

  16. Why is this article supposed to be funny? When there are discussions about global warming & climate change, it is not JUST about the lack of snow or receding ice sheets or shrinking icebergs. It is NOT just about the lack of cold weather. It is also about the effects of climate change on the globe as a whole so that “normal” weather patterns are changing, becoming unpredictable. The effects of climate change are many and varied, including increased or decreased precipitation in different ares of the world, hotter or colder than normal temperatures, changes in wind currents resulting in different magnitudes of storms, etc. This particular incident may or may not be the result of climate change, but it is definitely NOT proof that it is not happening either.

    Comment by Q — June 1, 2007 @ 1:50 pm | Reply

  17. Sisyphys, Donatello, DPS, et. al…

    You know, I just realized why I love arguing with you guys!

    So many of the real Christians I discuss religion with with have this little “stupidity sensor” in their brains that automatically kicks in whenever they are faced with a decent argument or when they realize that their beliefs paint them into a logical or moral corner. Of course, the existence of the sensor is perfectly normal and natural, and the truly decent people I know have their stupidity sensor properly wired up to their world view, such that when they realize they are about to say something stupid, their world view changes. Sadly, most Christians never got that wire connected, so when their stupidity sensor kicks in it just causes them to reflexively shut their mouths, do a Bambi-in-the-headlights take, and then pretend the argument never actually happened— sort of a spiritual “blue screen of death.”

    But— and this is the good part— you guys not only don’t have that wire connected to your world view… you completely lack stupidity sensors at all! This means that not only do you reject rational arguments and evidence in favor of faith-based canards with lightning speed, but you are also instantly admit the consequences of your beliefs, no matter how absurd! This allows the rest of us to really explore, perhaps for the first time in history, the nether-world beyond the glassy stare of Bambi-in-the-headlights.

    Truly, you do us a great service with your innovative thinking patterns. My hat’s off to you gentlemen. Carry on!

    Comment by Ironwolf — June 1, 2007 @ 4:26 pm | Reply

  18. “Why is this article supposed to be funny?”

    Because “global” warming is a ridiculous hoax perpetuated by leftards and treefrogs to swindle your tax dollars out from under you. The joke’s on you, John Q. Public!

    “Truly, you do us a great service with your innovative thinking patterns. My hat’s off to you gentlemen. Carry on!”

    Whatever, Judas Isatheist.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 1, 2007 @ 4:33 pm | Reply

  19. Thank you for the compliment. you are very gracious Ironwolf. May you someday see the light and may God be with you even if you are not with him.

    Comment by ec1009 — June 1, 2007 @ 4:35 pm | Reply

  20. You have got to be kidding. How can you be this dumb? Maybe you should try to understand what Global Warming is (yes, I know it can be hard for you to think), before you believe you’re right.

    And if the world is like a pancake, do you also think that ALL the scientists are wrong and every kid is being taught lies? The scientist are the most educated people in the world.

    Comment by Rachel — June 1, 2007 @ 5:38 pm | Reply

  21. “How can you be this dumb?”

    Ad hominems, eh?

    “Maybe you should try to understand what Global Warming is (yes, I know it can be hard for you to think), before you believe you’re right.”

    How can we have global warming if we don’t even have a globe? How can you buy into this nonsense?

    “And if the world is like a pancake, do you also think that ALL the scientists are wrong and every kid is being taught lies? The scientist are the most educated people in the world.”

    Education does not equal honesty, Rachel.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 1, 2007 @ 5:49 pm | Reply

  22. “Ad hominems, eh?”

    The stock liberal response – attack the person, not the argument.

    Comment by Donatello — June 1, 2007 @ 6:26 pm | Reply

  23. Jack Fremont is right.

    Doesn’t the theory of Evolution contradict the theory of Global Warming?

    This Global Warming Nonsense the Democrats keep propagating is just a Socialist Plot to destroy American Business and take away our cars to force us to use Public Transportation and other Government Programs.

    Say No To Algore! Say No To EcoMarxism!

    Comment by Red Blooded American — June 1, 2007 @ 7:27 pm | Reply

  24. “And if the world is like a pancake, do you also think that ALL the scientists are wrong and every kid is being taught lies?”

    That’s exactly what they think, unless this has been a huge joke (you have to see his other blogs on heliocentrism and science in general http://stancelspencer.wordpress.com/2007/05/24/much-ado-about-heliocentrism/).

    It was sort of entertaining for a while, but I’m done.

    Comment by ALyingScientist — June 2, 2007 @ 5:10 am | Reply

  25. “Say No To Algore! Say No To EcoMarxism!”

    Amen! May God bless these United States!

    “It was sort of entertaining for a while, but I’m done.”

    Be sure to vote Brownback!

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 2, 2007 @ 5:14 am | Reply

  26. This warming nonsense is ridiculous. Last winter was freezing cold! If Earth really is warming up, I think we should be happy about it.

    Comment by Marcia P. — June 2, 2007 @ 8:51 am | Reply

  27. hhhaaaaahhaaa… they’re talking about global WARMING and it snowed!! you gotta love the irony! those silly democrats, actually concerned about humans doing damage to God’s creations, they should get their priorities straight

    Comment by Aves — June 2, 2007 @ 9:07 am | Reply

  28. Historians know that the Earth was warmer in 2700 B.C.

    And yet, we are supposed to believe that we are facing catastrophe?

    Comment by Michael Ejercito — June 2, 2007 @ 9:20 am | Reply

  29. Anyway, the Bible says the world is going to perish in fire. The liberals will have to worry about global warming then, but the rest of us will be safely in Heaven.

    Comment by Marcia P. — June 2, 2007 @ 9:41 am | Reply

  30. There is no irony in this article.

    “late-May snows are falling all around her.”

    The key word here is late. Global Warming is causing the climate change. Some places will become warmer, while others will have more storms.
    Try educating yourself, it does amazing things.

    Comment by Rachel — June 2, 2007 @ 10:57 am | Reply

  31. Although I am a sceptic by nature, I hope discal warming happens soon. I would much prefer to live closer to the beach. An hour long ride with kids in the car is hell.

    Comment by ec1009 — June 2, 2007 @ 11:54 am | Reply

  32. Discal warming won’t happen until the end times, Rachel. Try accepting God for once, instead of listening to your own fears and demons for advice.

    Comment by Marcia P. — June 3, 2007 @ 12:18 pm | Reply

  33. What makes you so sure the end of times is not here?

    Comment by Skeptic — June 3, 2007 @ 4:10 pm | Reply

  34. Skeptic @ 33:

    “What makes you so sure the end of times is not here?”

    Interesting question. We have to keep our eyes open for it, for sure.

    But if the End Times are here, we don’t really need to do anything about any sort of warming or cooling. It’d all be part of God’s plan.

    Comment by DPS — June 3, 2007 @ 4:30 pm | Reply

  35. I’m glad my lord, Amon-Ra will protect me when the end comes…

    Comment by Skeptic — June 3, 2007 @ 5:04 pm | Reply

  36. Amon Ra is a nonexistent God. Just a pile of rocks that won’t save you from damnation.

    Thought I’d give you a little heads-up, there.

    Comment by Sisyphus — June 5, 2007 @ 10:10 am | Reply

  37. “Amon Ra is a nonexistent God. Just a pile of rocks that won’t save you from damnation.”

    That’s not what the Book Of The Dead says…

    Prove to me He doesn’t exist!

    Comment by Skeptic — June 9, 2007 @ 12:24 pm | Reply


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