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April 20, 2007

It’s Late, So Very Late; I’m Tired, So Very Tired

Filed under: Drugs,Open Thread,Weirdos and Hippies — Psycheout @ 12:49 am

It’s late, I’m tired. But one thing came to my attention before I sauntered off to bed. We get a lot of strange web searches that bring visitors to our site (G-d works in mysterious ways). Anyone who has a blog knows this. Most people don’t have blogs so are totally unaware.

So, once again, here’s one web search that got my attention. Provide your own answers to this immortal question in the comment thread, if you so desire.

The ultimate question:

why do hippies smoke marijuana?

Psycheout’s answer(s):

  • Because they’re stupid
  • Because they want to get high
  • Because they think it’s somehow cool
  • Because they’re really stupid
  • Because they want to get “blotto”
  • Because they’re dirty hippies who have nothing better to do than smoke marijuana and steal my tax dollars through food stamps and other handouts for useless layabouts who should rightfully be jailed and yanked from the government teat of welfare and other perks that the losers get as a reward from not working rather than doing a solid day’s work for a decent day’s pay, whew!

Add your own answers in the comment thread, if you’re so inclined.

I may be too busy tomorrow to post, so let’s hope and pray that Sisyphus has the time to take up the slack. He’s been very busy lately, so send your prayers and best wishes to him.

And furthermore, zzzzzzzzzzz….

— Psycheout

20 Comments »

  1. Because their stupid works for me. They smell to.

    Comment by JOE — April 20, 2007 @ 2:20 am | Reply

  2. Funny, Joe. I can’t believe someone found your site using that search. People search for weird stuff.

    Comment by Jodi — April 20, 2007 @ 1:23 pm | Reply

  3. Hippies smoke marijuana because it confirms them in their lazy, liberal, America-hating views. That’s my theory.

    Comment by Sisyphus — April 22, 2007 @ 12:59 pm | Reply

  4. Honest question: are any of you guys old enough to vote?

    Comment by les — April 27, 2007 @ 4:08 pm | Reply

  5. “Honest question: are any of you guys old enough to vote?”

    I’m 31 years old, les. How old are you?

    Comment by Sisyphus — April 30, 2007 @ 7:30 am | Reply

  6. 58, Sys. It’s disappointing, although certainly not surprising, to see an adult with an almost unbelievably simplistic, divisive political outlook. You’re a caricature of the Limbaugh world. Anyone who disagrees with you is a demon; it’s impossible for them to be thoughtful, well intentioned, or even American. Anyone who agrees with you is a saint, and any sleazy behavior can be justified. It’s the eighth grade cafeteria approach to politics, sitting in your little in-crowd and sniggering about how cool you are and everyone else is a loser. Admittedly, you’ve been encouraged to act like this for years by the Limbaughs, Coulters, Malkins, et al. But it pleases me no end to see the numbers shrinking; I look forward to having actual conservatives around to debate with in the coming years.

    Comment by les — April 30, 2007 @ 9:33 am | Reply

  7. Thanks for the pointless ad hominems, les!

    Comment by Sisyphus — April 30, 2007 @ 9:46 am | Reply

  8. ad hominems? defeatocrats; Daily Marxos guy; traitors; loons from ANSWER; criminally deranged sociopaths; anti-life moonbat; McLame; washed-up has-been; perennial losers. I take it these are the statements of a Serious Commentator. You’re making my point for me.

    Comment by les — April 30, 2007 @ 1:37 pm | Reply

  9. just a note getting ‘blotto’ is when someone gets drunk. It’s a British saying like ‘half-inched’ or ‘you Wanker!’

    Comment by roguethoughts — May 20, 2007 @ 2:33 pm | Reply

  10. Man, you people sound as stupid as you actually are:

    Because they’re dirty hippies who have nothing better to do than smoke marijuana and steal my tax dollars through food stamps and other handouts for useless layabouts who should rightfully be jailed and yanked from the government teat of welfare and other perks that the losers get as a reward from not working rather than doing a solid day’s work for a decent day’s pay, whew!

    That’s almost funny. Cause we all know ‘hippies’ are all welfare freaks. Whatever. Did you even know there aren’t hippies anymore? It’s not 1950, Beaver.

    Your simplistic view of people who smoke pot is childish and moronic. I’m more afraid of someone who is ‘blotto’ on a bunch of beer than I am of someone who smokes a little weed. Do you even know what pot does? You probably think it makes people psychotic, or that you could die from smoking too much of it, but you’d be wrong.

    I make more money than you could dream of, and because I make so much money at my job that I work at 50 hours a week, I can afford to buy weed and smoke it to relax. It’s funny, cause I’ve never been on welfare. What’s it like, psychout?

    What are you gonna call me now, an Islamostoner? A Dhimmiweed? Geez you people are stupid.

    Comment by prozacula — May 21, 2007 @ 10:17 am | Reply

  11. Well, you’re obviously addicted to Prozac, so whatever you say has to be taken with a grain of salt.

    Well, more like a shaker of salt. It’s okay, though. None of us are perfect, and if someone is sick in the head, we should pray for them.

    Comment by Sisyphus — May 21, 2007 @ 10:24 am | Reply

  12. Same reason why people smoke tobacco and drink alcohol…

    Comment by Skeptic — May 21, 2007 @ 11:35 am | Reply

  13. “Same reason why people smoke tobacco and drink alcohol…”

    Those are vile and sinful activities too, you know.

    Comment by Sisyphus — May 21, 2007 @ 11:38 am | Reply

  14. Even Jesus drank wine, didn’t he?

    Comment by Skeptic — May 21, 2007 @ 11:56 am | Reply

  15. Even Jesus drank wine, didn’t he?

    No, Jesus drank blood. His own sacred blood that He selflessly shares with the rest of us because He loves us so much. It may look like wine and taste like wine, but it’s the blood of the Christ and if you’ve ever tasted it you know that nothing is sweeter.

    He did not smoke Himself, which is why the dirty godless hippies who worship teh false profit of Ganja are doomed to spend all of eternity in Hades.

    Comment by Carey Meiers — May 22, 2007 @ 9:37 am | Reply

  16. Jesus smoked hash – Lebanese Blonde.

    Comment by Je support les troops — May 22, 2007 @ 12:32 pm | Reply

  17. Jesus didn’t smoke hash. Find me that verse in the Gospels.

    Comment by Sisyphus — May 22, 2007 @ 1:44 pm | Reply

  18. Hahah nice
    “Well, you’re obviously addicted to Prozac, so whatever you say has to be taken with a grain of salt.”
    I mean, it’s not like I ever met you, but who cares about the fact that you owned my argument entirely, I’m going to make things up about what drugs you might be on and use that to justify ignoring your valid point.
    Allow me to reiterate then — I also work >40hrs a week (computer programmer) and smoke pot. Am I stupid? Lazy? On welfare?
    Please enlighten

    Comment by Josh — July 6, 2007 @ 7:31 am | Reply

  19. Who are we to say that a plant goes against gods wishes? didnt god himself create the world in seven day? if so then he also created marijuana. which means he put it here for a reason. marijuana, hemp, pot whatever you want to call it has been used by mankind for thousands of years it is one of the most useful plants known to man. for instance the spanish word canvas comes from the word cannabis, because canvas sails were made from hemp as was alot of things in those days. hemp has been used by every culture and only recently in our history has the cannabis plant been persecuted as it has been in the last century. and for no reason other than racism. the fact is marijuana was outlawed in the 1930’s as a way to arrest mexican immigrants and send them back to mexico because there was a stereotype that they all smoke marijuana. now days we have a prison system overrun with non violent offenders many of which are there for marijuana. now does it seem fair that a law that prohibits a drug is actually more harmful then the drug itself? no, its not fair. and its unjust.

    Comment by Mike — July 9, 2007 @ 7:17 am | Reply

  20. See reasons 1 and 4, Josh.

    Comment by Psycheout — July 9, 2007 @ 9:16 pm | Reply


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