For every legitimate comment we get here at B4B, we get a hundred or so spam. Along with offers of millions of dollars from Nigeria I get every day, I get sad crapola like this:
Fortunately for you we normally filter this junk out. But I wanted to highlight a typical moron for your enjoyment. If you’re an idiot and want lame crap like this at your own “sait,” be sure to email the a-hole at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Boy, I could sure use a cigarette and some diet pills because I’m ready for some baseball. If only I could find a Hindu forum to discuss these things. Alas, it could never be.
Jerks like this deserve a Columbian necktie. Hopefully a President Brownback would address this human waste. He’s already passed legislation against sick internet perverts. It’s time this kind of scum were wiped out too and flushed down the toilet.
Consider this an open thread. What’s the lamest spam you’ve received?
Update 2: Classic moron:
Hello fellows Sirs, I’m very sorry for my post
With tears streaming down his face, Bertafgx linked to dozens of hardcore porn sites. What a jerk.