Blogs 4 Brownback

April 1, 2007

Google Is Trying To Take Over the World

Filed under: Internet — Psycheout @ 7:32 pm

Today Google is trying to drive Internet Service Providers (ISPs) out of business. In its latest move towards communism, Google is now offering free broadband service to all. Probably to get people to dump their old ISPs and get free service. Once everyone has switched over they’ll begin charging whatever price they wish.

This shameless snake oil is being peddled as TiSP.

Sign up for our free in-home wireless broadband service

Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for?

Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we’ll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.

TiSP in-home wireless broadband is:

  • Free, fast and highly reliable
  • Easy to install — takes just minutes
  • Vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage.

Another reason to avoid Google at all costs.

In other news, Rudy Giuliani is expected to drop out of the race. Details should be coming soon. So watch this space.

— Psycheout

3 Comments »

  1. This is the most disturbing news since I heard the city of Philadelphia began offering free wireless service to its residents. How can business compete with this statist authoritarianism? President Brownback will have his work cut out for him setting this aright.

    Comment by Sisyphus — April 2, 2007 @ 9:51 am | Reply

  2. you do realize that this was an april fool’s joke, right?

    I mean, this in the FAQ section should have given it away… “To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward.”

    Comment by anonymous — April 2, 2007 @ 1:50 pm | Reply

  3. Anonymous – D’oh!

    Then again, considering they already do everything BUT that, in order to send us spam and ads, it’s suprisingly easy to believe ANYTHING they’d do.

    Comment by Lyssie — April 2, 2007 @ 4:05 pm | Reply


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