I’m sure everyone is aware by now of the Iranians’ treatment of the captives they kidnapped from our valiant ally, the British. Naturally, the British are howling for blood, and I think we should start howling along with them. For too long, America has stood by idly while Tehran exported terrorism and evil abroad. The time for their come-uppance is well past due. I think a firm ultimatum should be made, and if it is not honored, we should retaliate using the full capability of our nuclear arsenal on every military target in the Persian Empire. It’s the only way to show the mad mullahs, and the Islamists and Hippies serving their interests, that we, as a nation, honor our friends and value our freedom.
On a related note, after the touchy-feely “response” of the UN to Iran’s flagrant warmongering, I’m more firmly than ever in favor of abolishing them, shipping the pansy-waist diplomats to their home hovel-countries, demolishing the headquarters, and using the ground upon which it sits to house a new education center to enlighten the American public of the dangers of entangling and useless alliances with non-government entities.
(Hat tip: Voice of Reason.)