Merry Christmas!

Hello, folks! I’ll be travelling most of today. We’re going to visit my parents. I probably won’t post anything for a few days now.

I just wanted to take the opportunity to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Everyone I know, pretty much, celebrates Christmas. You don’t even have to be Christian to celebrate Christmas. Most of the atheists and Jews I’ve met celebrate it, too. If you don’t celebrate Christmas, that means you’re a Communist or an Islamist. Or worse.

But the important thing is that God was born tomorrow, 2,007 years ago. Stop for a moment and ponder that. God, in the form of the Son, walked the Earth alongside our ancestors. God died for their sins, and ours. God rose from the dead, transcending death and enabling us to do likewise. The entire miracle of Christianity started tomorrow, in a small manger on the outskirts of Bethlehem, 2,007 years ago. A miracle we fight to uphold the sanctity of to this very day, protecting our freedom to worship God in peace even at the cost of our own lives. A miracle celebrated by all, even Godless heathen sinners who disguise their latent Christianity by calling it Ramadan or Kwanzaaa or Festivus or whatever other blasphemous terminology they invented in their basement to justify their petty evils.

Merry Christmas, Americans and moonbats alike. God bless America, and let us all praise Jesus.

Who Won the War on Christmas?

Regarding the War on Christmas, Lucas over at Conservatives United asks the question: who won? Good question.

A brief outline of what this war was and is all about: The War on Christmas was basically whether or not major corporations would include the words “Merry Christmas” in their T.V. advertising and billboards.

Merry Christmas had become unacceptable in the eyes of many Democratic Congress People, as they felt it was an infringement on the ‘Seperation of Church and State’ ammendment.

Nativity Scenes, words Merry Christmas, and any reference to Jesus Christ were all considered taboo and were most promptly banned, and most corporations fell into suit as they were afraid of law suits and the like.

But in spite of all these things, we must never lose sight of what Christmas (Christ Mass) is really about: our Risen Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ who was crucified and died on the cross in an act of Love to wash away our sins.

The one who came as a baby in swaddling clothes, and was born in the lowliest of places. The one that came and bore the weight of the world, and bled, suffered, and died on a tree to take the weight of our sins to give us a chance at Eternal Life. The Ultimate display of human love, the Ultimate reason for Christmas.

So we do not just celebrate the birth of Christ, but, in essence, the birth of all of us. I am so thankful to G-d for granting me the most precious of gifts, the gift of life. And I am also deeply and spiritually thankful that He further gave us His only begotten Son. And that by accepting Jesus Christ into my heart, all of my sins are forgiven and I am able to be born again.

And when I pass from this life, as we all must do in the end, I know that I will be given a mansion in Heaven, built by G-d, and will have life everlasting with my Lord and Saviour. That is the ultimate Christmas gift, is it not? It’s not something brought by Santa Claus, riding through the starry night on a reindeer driven sleigh. It is a gift that only G-d Himself can give, and we each must must choose whether to accept it or not.

I have chosen. Have you?

Although Lucas makes a lot of important points, he doesn’t actually get around to answering the question. Fortunately, Bill O’Reilly did just that. Will there be a declaration of victory underneath the Christ tree, or just a lump of coal in your stocking? Let’s find out….

Regardless of who won the battle, the war will resume next season. The secular progressives and the ACLU will not rest until they have successfully stomped out every reference to Jesus Christ in this country, especially at Christmas.

So we must remain ever vigilant. The battle may be over for now, but the war rages on. Let’s win this one for the gipper. And for our Heavenly Father.

– Psycheout

This Is What the Libtards Do

Today, Solstice Day, is the second annual Global Orgasm Day for hippies and weirdos across the world. I guess this is how they celebrate Christmas.

Why do these sick freaks do it? Because it’s groovy, baby.

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy.

Disgusting.

NOTE: This post was time delayed to go off at the appointed time. Sorry if you liberal lurkers and loudmouths missed it. Must be quite a blow for you.

– Psycheout

I Love Christmas!

For my money’s worth, music doesn’t get any better than this. The Communist Islamists among you may disagree, but that’s why you’re the bad guys. If you can’t appreciate great music for what it is, you have no place in an American Christmas. Go sign up for the John Walker Lindh brigade of the Taliban, but leave us our art and our religion and our culture.

That’s how I feel about it, anyway. God bless America, and God bless Christmas!

The Grinches Who Stole Christmas

In a staggering development, the nine stupid congress critters who tried to steal Christmas were all…wait for it…DEMOCRAPS!

Congressman Steve King reacted this morning to the nine “NO” votes on his resolution to honor Christmas and the Christian faith. The vote shocked Capitol Hill observers because votes on similar resolutions honoring the holidays of Islam and Hinduism passed without any NO votes.

Did you catch that?  Cindy Lou Who is in tears right now.  But the Dhimmicraps would like to shove her into a burkha, forthwith.  So much for visions of sugarplums, dear Cindy.

The nine Members voting NO were Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY), Rep. Yvette Clarke (D-NY), Rep. Diana DeGette (D-CO), Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL) (FL), Rep. Barbara Lee (D-CA), Rep. Jim McDermott (D-WA), Rep. Bobby Scott (D-VA), Rep. Pete Stark (D-CA), and Rep. Lynn Woolsey (D-CA).

And here’s the kicker, folks.

None of the nine voted against resolutions honoring the Islamic holiday of Ramadan and the Hindu holiday of Diwali.

Yep, you heard that right.

None of the nine voted against resolutions honoring the Islamic holiday of Ramadan and the Hindu holiday of Diwali.

It’s time to fight against these domestic enemies who hate America and despise G-d.  To arms!

– Psycheout

Why Do Liberals Hate Santa?

Once again, The War On Christmas enters a frenzy in the isolated moonbat enclaves of our nation. For yet another year, the shock troops of leftist intolerance and hatred continue to demonize decent, hard-working, family-oriented Americans for their continued devotion to the faith of the Founding Fathers and their celebration of the birth of the Son of Our Father in Heaven. Yet again, baby Jesus is recrucified on the altar of atheism, secularism, Islamism, Paganism, and Darwinism.

Why do the liberals hate Christmas so much? Surely not even they can hate Jesus to such an extent. I will concede that liberals despise Jesus and everything He stands for, but that alone doesn’t even begin to explain their visceral hatred for the Christmas season. I refuse to accept such a facile explanation. Deeper motives are afoot.

My inquiries into these matters have led me to what appears an inescapable conclusion: liberals hate Santa. Liberals despise Santa with a white-hot furor rivalling only their hatred for law and order; even their hatred for America and Christianity may take a second seat to this unfathomable loathing. Liberals despise Santa like Satan despises God, and himself.

That conclusion begs the question, however: why do liberals hate Santa? The answers are, undoubtedly, legion, but these are the most common factors I’ve been able to discern:

- Santa is a kindly, gentle, loveable old man. His values are conservative, his demeanor jolly. This is an affront to the values of the Atheists’ “god”, Satan, whose name Santa jovially parodies with his own. Satan is a jealous master, and brooks no disrespect from the impishly virtuous. His minions serve his bidding, to their eventual damnation.

- Giving, sharing, and love are inherently anathema to liberals. These are the values that make America and Christianity great. Liberals have made it abundantly clear that neither God nor country hold any appeal for them. Santa embodies these values fully; ergo, he is the face of their enemy, Goodness.

- Only Satan and his instrument, science, may be worshipped in Liberal enclaves. Science tells us that all beliefs, morality, and emotion are meaningless; Satan, the Lord of Evil and Oblivion, exults at this false gospel. He sows other lies, as well, like spiderlings in a malevolent wind. Liberals are quick to wish each other happy Ramadan, happy Kwanza, happy Hanukah, merry Festivus, etc. Yet, say “Merry Christmas” to one of them, and watch him hold his ears and shriek at you. Some places even call it the “C-word”. You can wish your terrorist buddy a happy suicide bombing, but wish him good fellowship on behalf of the birth of God, and somehow you’re the bad guy!

Santa stands for goodness, light, truth, and true science. He stands for everything liberals, and Satan, despise. It is our sacred duty as Republicans, as Christians, as Americans, and as decent human beings to celebrate Christmas and Santa Claus as loudly and as publicly as possible. To do so is to greatly pain the Evil Ones.

In the film “It’s a Wonderful Life,” a small child states that “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” That’s quite true, but so is the converse: every time a Christmas cheer sounds out, a demon perishes in agony, and his left-wing human host-sacrifice dies screaming as blood pours from his ears, nose, eyes, and throat. Obviously, Frank Kapra felt it was inappropriate to show such scenes in a Christmas film; but those of us fighting for the existence of Christmas itself must remove the blindfolds from our eyes and have no illusions about the foes we confront. Liberals have demons, and those demons give liberals powers. But those powers are as naught against the force of Love itself.

So, Merry Christmas, Satan! I hope Beelzebub and his human host, Nancy Pelosi, enjoy my missive!

How Liberals Want to Destroy Christmas

This is an outrage!

Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional “ho ho ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Sydney’s Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say “ha ha ha” instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use “ho ho ho” because it could frighten children and was too close to “ho”, a US slang term for prostitute.

“Gimme a break,” said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.

“We are talking about little kids who do not understand that “ho, ho, ho” has any other connotation and nor should they,” she told the Telegraph.

Thank the Lord it hasn’t happened here. Yet. But it very easily could. We’re already reaching the point where forbidding Santa to wish people a merry “C——-s” is realistic. How long until Santa can’t even use the very words by which he’s always defined himself, merely because those words have been co-opted by a cadre of ignorant rapping thugs?

Political correctness is secularism’s tyranny. It will lead this nation straight into the arms of Atheism, Satanism, and Islamism. Look what it’s done to Australia, a formerly Christian and mighty nation now trembling in fright at Indonesian Muslims and Turkish riff-raff.

Don’t let the liberals turn America into another Australia. These seemingly minor battles are the thin end of the wedge. Give a moonbat an inch, he’ll take a mile. We’d be better off tossing these loons into the sea than let them harm a single hair on Santa’s head.

Ron Paul Gets It Right For Once

He may be a lunatic Nazi and a crypto-leftist America-hating loon, but when the subject is Christmas Ron Paul is right on the money:

As we celebrate another Yuletide season, it’s hard not to notice that Christmas in America simply doesn’t feel the same anymore. Although an overwhelming majority of Americans celebrate Christmas, and those who don’t celebrate it overwhelmingly accept and respect our nation’s Christmas traditions, a certain shared public sentiment slowly has disappeared. The Christmas spirit, marked by a wonderful feeling of goodwill among men, is in danger of being lost in the ongoing war against religion.

Through perverse court decisions and years of cultural indoctrination, the elitist, secular Left has managed to convince many in our nation that religion must be driven from public view. The justification is always that someone, somewhere, might possibly be offended or feel uncomfortable living in the midst of a largely Christian society, so all must yield to the fragile sensibilities of the few. The ultimate goal of the anti-religious elites is to transform America into a completely secular nation, a nation that is legally and culturally biased against Christianity.

Read the whole thing. It’s a priceless assessment of what is going wrong in American cultural life today, and a scathing critique of rampant secularism’s war on Jesus.

It’s good to know that Ron Paul may yet be saved.

Proof That This Site Is Not a Parody

I’m a little bit tired of having to defend Blogs 4 Brownback against endless accusations that it’s a parody site. The long and short of it is, it isn’t. Nothing said by leftist journalists or indignant trolls can alter the fact that we stand by every word we write. We believe what we say. Deal with it.

I know that the Truth is a hard thing for liberals to swallow. Being fed on a diet of lies your whole life is like eating nothing but poison and potato chips until you hit 30. Your body, mind, and soul are incredibly warped, and it could take years for them to adjust to a healthier lifestyle.

I just wanted you to know that your views and opinions sound equally warped to me. Here is my impression of a typical leftist poster on this blog. It’s no one in particular, just my compilation “parody” take on the amalgamation of deviant positions you people espouse:

Hello, I seem to be having some sort of problem. You see, I’m a typical liberal American. I enjoy Satan-worshipping, flag-burning, child molesting, and church-window-breaking as much as the next liberal. But lately, I’ve begun to question my relationship with my significant others. Let me tell you the story.

The other night, after saying our prayers to Satan and burning incense and kitten corpses wrapped in opium-drenched American flags, I was fornicating as usual with my boyfriend, girlfriend, and dogfriend. The fornication was very nice, and I was pleased to note that I could almost hear Jesus crying as He watched us frolic and desecrate our bodies in unnatural sexual acts so heinous that not even Satan himself could have conceived of them. So it was a typical night so far, really.

The problem arose during a lull in our unspeakable sodomies. We decided to enhance our sinning experience by taking highly illegal drugs, in order to make ourselves “high” so that the next session of fornication could attain even deeper levels of vileness and depravity. My boyfriend and girlfriend each had many different pills of numerous shapes and sizes and colors, and my natural instinct was to consume them all, since secularism is colorblind and one of a thing is as good as another. But my boyfriend and girlfriend became quite indignant when I tried to eat these red pills. “Don’t take those,” they said. “They’ll knock you out, and then we won’t be able to keep defiling our bodies with you.”

Now, I can appreciate the need for a good round of fornication as well as the next liberal. After all, trying to kill God and destroy the United States are part of our very essence, and unnatural sexual congress is an integral part of our long-term strategy in achieving those goals. But what I didn’t like was that my partners insisted that I only take the small blue pills. That struck me as incredibly racist, and completely contrary to the affirmative action policies every good liberal should espouse to the utter detriment of society as a whole.

I’ve come to think that my boyfriend, girlfriend, and dogfriend are actually concealing latent conservative tendencies. Their racism must not go unpunished. I have already written to Osama Bin Laden for instructions on the matter. He advised me to kill them and burn their corpses on a bonfire. I think I will do just that. Then Osama will reward my faithful service when he conquers this weak, Christian nation by giving me numerous Christian slaves to molest and corrupt and turn aside from the ways of God and toward the path of Satan. Fundamentally, secularism and Islam are the same. We both want to tell Americans that their way of life is degenerate and evil, and we both want to enslave them and force them to do our bidding. I think Osama and I see eye to eye on the issues that really matter, like destroying America and forcing everyone in Texas to worship at the altar of Beelzebub.

Thank Satan (through his trusted medium of conversion, rap music) for people like me, otherwise America might remain a Christian nation and derive strength from Jesus Christ in its holy quest to make the peoples of the world turn aside from secularism and toward decency, virtue, and other words I despise. Thank God that soon all such people will convert under our torments or be crucified and die. We shall inherit the Earth, and sing Kumbaya with the Islamists all day and all night long.

That is what a parody looks like, liberals. And it’s only funny because it hits so close to home, to what you people really think and feel.

This blog is not a parody. You are.

War on Christmas, Part I

Yes friends, the federal grinch is hard at work trying to steal Christmas this year.  This year, Christians need to fight back to keep Christ in Christmas.  If we surrender now, Christmas will be forever secularized and America will lose that special favor that the Lord reserves for the greatest nation on the face of the earth.  In today’s dangerous world, to spit in the face of our Heavenly Father would be suicidal.

B4B friend Don Wildmon sent me an email about one of the opening salvos in the ongoing War on Christmas, and it isn’t pretty.

The Plant City Living Center has told Mrs. Arnold, an 85-year-old grandmother in Florida, that federal law prohibits her from displaying any religious words or items associated with Christmas in the common area of her apartment building.

According to the Center, The Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) issued a directive banning “any religious symbols or religious words associated with Christmas.” Under the guidelines issued by HUD, the elderly grandmother cannot place a small Christmas tree outside her door (because that area is a “commons area”) if it contains any religious symbols or religious words, even an angel!

And it’s worse than even that, assuming it was possible, which it is.

If the residents want to have a Christmas party in their Community room, they cannot call it a Christmas party. The Center says HUD directs residents not to use the word “Christmas” but to use the word “Holiday.”

And keep those nasty Sunday School kids away.  They might remind people of Jesus.  The horror!

A Sunday School class from a church near Mrs. Arnold’s apartment comes every year to host a Hanging of the Greens and Christmas Party for all the residents. She said the highlight of their Christmas Party comes at the very end of The Hanging of the Greens when someone places the angel on top of their Christmas tree. Their tradition is now banned by the federal government.

Angels are banned, “Christmas” is banned, Sunday School kids are banned.  But if you want to hang a secular Clinton ornament on your tree or even the visage of Satan, no problem!  The War on Christmas starts earlier every year.  I think it’s time the fight was joined (on the opposing side of course).  Perhaps some civil disobedience is in order.  Hang an angel on a public tree this year, say “Merry CHRISTmas!” to everyone you see.

And think of poor 85-year old Mrs. Arnold and pray for her.  First they came for the grannies….

– Psycheout