4chan: Just How Ghey Are They?

4chan retards are flocking to the site once again for a post that appeared months ago. Just how stupid are these retards? Apparently they never forget, but 4channers are obviously dumber than a sack of doorknobs.

Not much more needs to be said, but go ahead and discuss.

NOTE: “NIGGER” and “DESU” x 9000 comments will be deleted as will weak attempts at rickrolling (don’t ask). That means the majority of the comments will never appear since 4channers never have an original thought or an active synapse between them. It’s like a hive mind of stupid over in that latrine.

NOTE 2: ts;cr (too stupid; can’t read) is apparently a popular “meme” with these worthless trolls, so expect to see some variant of this brainless unfunny reply before I have a chance to hit the delete key.

Update: The 4chan Manifesto:

We are Anonymous, and we are totally gay.
We are void of human decency, such as pity and mercy.
Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be forced to have gay sex without hesitation.
Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not totally gay.
Our enemies are to be violated swiftly and without incident.
Anonymous must work as one gay whole. No Anonymous knows anything.
Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted because we are totally gay.
No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous (ow, don’t slap me, silly goose).
Under no circumstances are Anonymous human or straight. We are above heteros and morality.
We are legion, for we are many and totally gay.
Anonymous is everywhere at all times.  Especially up your backside because we love buttsecks.
All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to be gay.
Anonymous has no redeeming value.
Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the gaity of teh Anonymous.
Anonymous is one. Anonymous is gay. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Especially when wearing the holy assles chaps.
Anonymous is in control of all other faggorz at all times.
Anonymous has no identity or brains.
Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints. Anonymous prefers whips and chains like all gaywads.
Anonymous are all equal. Butt some are more equal than others. Tee hee.
Anonymous is the virus; Christians are the cure.
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
We are dumber than a sack of hammers.

Thanks to 4chan insider, Anonymous.

– Psycheout

Obligatory Friday Open Thread

The B4B Research Staff called in sick today, so I have no idea what’s going on. So it’s your turn. Put on your B4B Staff hat and your Heliocentrism Tee and let the world know what’s going on that’s important on this day.

The world reads B4B first, so this is your chance to make a name for yourself. Use it wisely.

Oh, here’s some news that’s altogether too meta. WordPress updated the look of the pages behind the scenes, where you post and delete comments submitted by Moxom and other spammers. And they look horrific. I may never post again.

Apparently adding links is broken. Arrgh. Doing HTML by hand is something other than else. I’m not even going to attempt inserting an image.

According to WordPress, the time is now 2:24 am on some day somewhere. My Heliocentrism clock tells me it’s more like early evening. Please, folks, don’t fix things that aren’t broken. And don’t break things that aren’t fixed. Or something.

Update: This post didn’t appear the first time I tried, probably because the WordPress clock runs backwards. If you never see this post, please leave a comment and let me know. Thank Jesus today was a slow news day.

– Psycheout

Status Update

I’m back in New Jersey now.  My wife has suggested that we retreat here, away from the scene of my sinful attraction to lustful strumpetry.  She also doesn’t want me to post on this blog as much for a few days.  Overexposure to leftist ideology is having a deleterious effect on my spiritual and moral well-being.  So, please bear with me if I’m somewhat sporadic in posting this week.

 Consider this an open thread.  I’ll give you a topic:  was “Devil’s Advocate” a degenerate, depraved piece of liberal filth, or was it a deeply Christian film demonstrating the moral failings of secular humanism?  Discuss.

Welcome, Bob!

I’m very pleased to announce that Bob Corker is the newest poster on the blog.  Bob is a long-time commenter, one of the better ones we have around here.  I’m very sure you’ll all enjoy his posts, as they rally true American patriots to the banner of freedom.

In other news, Elliott Spitzer is a complete swine who needs to be incarcerated with a burly 6’5″ weight-lifting gang member who gives him the alias “Susan.”

Open Tax Thread

No time to post today, I’m trying to finish my taxes.

 I hate this time of the year.  I thoroughly support abolishing the fedral government.

Talk amongst yourselves about whatever.

Open Thread

Let the discussion begin.

Super Tuesday Open Thread [Updated]

Well, it’s Super Duper Tuesday. It looks to be John McCain’s big day. Sadly, Mike Huckabee will likely come in third, although he will continue to stress his urgent social conservative issues, which are very important for our nation to heed. The good news is that the phony charlatan, Willard Mittens Romney, will place second, or possibly (please, Lord) third. Ron Paul will be invisible to anyone other than unhinged loons.

My prediction in general is:

1. John McCain
2. Mittens Romney
3. Mike Huckabee
4. Ron “Dr. Who?” Paul

Who gives a hang about the DemocRats?

Put your predictions in the comment thread. If you want to be more specific or even make guesses as to how Satan’s own Democrat party fares, feel free. B4B is a free speech zone, after all.

I urge you all to pray that Zelig (Mitt Romney) has a horrible day and loses everywhere. It’s what America deserves, and it’s what G-d wants you to do.

B4B will bring you all the results later in the evening when they come in, if they aren’t too depressing. Vote smart, America. Vote smart.

Update: Mike Huckabee beats Mittens and wins in West Virginia.  Great news!

– Psycheout

Question for the Liberals…

You people would vote for an Atheist President, right?  Well, how about a Scientologist candidate, if you otherwise agreed with him on the issues?

 I want to know exactly what level of stupid I’m dealing with, here.  I think Scientology is even worse than Atheism, but I’m curious if you degenerate agree or not. 

GOP Debate on CNN

Now that Giuliani has dropped out and endorsed McCain, there’s one less RINO participating in the debate. Since Mittens is likely to get his clock cleaned on Super Tuesday, I expect that he will go after McCain. Huckabee will likely stay above the fray and exude class and demonstrate that he is clearly Presidential material. Ron Paul will rant like a kook and blame America first.

It should be an interesting debate.

It starts at 8:00pm EST and will air on CNN.  It will also be streamed at CNN.com.

Feel free to comment about the debate while it is ongoing and then let everyone know who you think won, once it is all over.

– Psycheout

Florida Primary Open Thread [Updates]

It’s nearly the Florida primary, so it’s time make those predictions once again. Unless Satan intervenes the results should be as follows:

1. McCain
2. Romney
3. Huckabee

There have been several unconfirmed reports of animal sacrifice and blood rites being performed in the panhandle state. Sources tell me that Mitt Romney signs were found nearby a number of these sites where clandestine pagan ceremonies were held in the dark of night. So evidence suggests there are a lot of appeals to Satan to throw this race to Mittens. We shall see.

Interestingly, G-d has already retaliated by smiting the false prophet of the Mormon Church, one Gordon B. Hinckley, who Mormons believe is, or rather was, a living prophet of G-d here on earth. I have read that the chameleonic candidate plans to attend the mysterious funeral, since the Mormon Church is more important to him than even America. Mitt reveals where his loyalties truly lie by making a false idol of this now dead “prophet.”

Also the transvestite and gay voters may have been underpolled, so Giuliani just might pull a third place showing. The moonbat and tin foil hat vote has been over polled in the past. So I suspect that Ron Paul will be dead last. That would be a good thing.

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot about the detestable Demoncrats.

1. Hilldog
2. Osama
3. Silky Pony

Predictions anyone?

Update: With less than 1% reporting (7:25pm EST):

1. McCain 29%
2. Romney 28%
3. Giuliani 18%
4. Huckabee 18%

1. Hilldog 58%
2. Osama 21%
3. Breck Girl 17%

Update 19: Florida primary results:

With 62% reporting (9:27pm EST) (all polls have closed):

1. McCain 36% [x]
2. Romney 32%
3. Giuliani 15%
4. Huckabee 13%

With 62% reporting:

1. Hilldog 51% [x]
2. Osama 32%
3. Breck Girl 15%

Update 20 (Final Update): Florida primary results:

With 69% reporting (9:41pm EST) (all polls have closed):

1. McCain 36% [x]
2. Romney 32%
3. Giuliani 15%
4. Huckabee 14%

With 69% reporting:

1. Hilldog 50% [x]
2. Osama 32%
3. Breck Girl 15%

Barring any surprises, Florida has done the right thing by rejecting the Mittens. Thank you, Florida.

– Psycheout

Open Political Thread

If Huckabee fails to achieve the nomination, is it because God hates America and wants to punish us, or is it merely that He wants our write-in campaign for President Brownback to continue as planned? Discuss.

I, for one, am ardently praying it’s the latter. It chills my bones to think it’s the former. If Hillary Clinton wins the Presidency, decent Americans may find themselves forced to emigrate to Iraq. It’s the most free country besides us that I can think of, right now. And God help us all if that sinister harlot gains the powers of Fascist tranny.

Open Mount Rushmore Thread

Which former Presidents should we remove from Mount Rushmore? None, some, or all? Is the entire endeavour an anti-Christian graven image on par with the Statue of “Liberty?” Discuss.

Updated with picture of new and improved Mount Rushmore.

Michigan Primary Open Thread

The Michigan primary is later today (Tuesday), so here’s your chance to guess the winners and losers. My predictions:

Republicans:

1. Willard Romney
2. John McCain
3. Mike Huckabee

DemocRATs:

1. Hillary Clinton
2. Uncommitted

The top two Republican spots will likely be very close, so the result could possibly flip to McCain, but I don’t think so. Although prayer may be a very good idea if you fear the Flipper. G-d will be merciful, if only you abandon your pride and ask Him to be.

As always, we will have the results later this evening.

Update 5: 9:02pm EST: Romney News Network (CNN) has projected Mittens as the winner. Typical. Bend over GOP.

Update 19: 12:22pm EST, 99% reporting (Romney and his Mormon cult are gloating, and so is Daily Kos):

Republicans:

1. Mittens 39%
2. McPain 30%
3. Huckabee 16%

DemocRATs:

1. Hilldog 55%
2. Uncommitted 40%
3. Kookspinach 4%

Update 20: That’s it.  I’m outta here.  Mittens won.  America lost.

– Psycheout

New Hampshire Primary Open Thread

It’s time for the guessing game again. These were my predictions from last night.

Republicans:

1. John McCain
2. Willard “Mittens” Romney
3. Mike Huckabee

Democrats:

1. Hillary Rodham Clinton
2. Barack Hussein Obama
3. John “Class Warfare” Edwards

What about your predictions? We’ll know the results later tonight.

Update: With 10% reporting in, here’s the count (8:37pm EST):

1. McCain 37%
2. Romney 28%
3. Huckabee 12%

1. Clinton 38%
2. Obama 36%
3. Edwards 17%

Update 2-?: With 86% reporting in, here’s the count (11:40pm EST):

1. McCain 37%
2. Romney 32%
3. Huckabee 11%

1. Clinton 39%
2. Obama 37%
3. Edwards 17%

Crazy. Go away, Mittens! Mac is back! Hilldog reigns!

Apparently Hillary crying and Clinton attacking worked. Never underestimate folk from Arkansas.

Update 3: Womyn voted for Hillary over Obama by a margin of 13%. The lesbian vote is alive and well in New Hampshire. Way to go, lezzies!

Update 4: 10:50pm est: Ha ha, Obama said “nude erection!”

Update 5: 11:02pm est: During Obama’s speech the crowd chanted “Tax and spend! Yes we can!” This is indeed the liberal mantra. Be very afraid.

Update 6: It’s getting late here, so I’m calling it a night (or morning).  Mittens lost, Obamanation lost, so all in all it was another good result.  Congrats to McCain and the shrew.  Thanks 2 u all 4 making B4B your go 2 place 4 the very best in election coverage.

See also: Race 4 2008 coverage.

– Psycheout

Big Scandal Coming?

A number of blogs are buzzing about a scandal that’s going to be in the news this coming Monday, January 7, 2008, just before the New Hampshire primary. There’s a lot of speculation, but the narrative hasn’t leaked out yet. It sounds like it’s going to be a bombshell against either Mitt Romney or John McCain.

Race 4 2008 was pretty general about this yesterday. Right Wing News coverage was more speculative but interesting today, leading with the rather bold headline “Former Huckabee Staffer — Scandal Is Going To Destroy Romney.”

I don’t know what the facts are, other than that we’ll find out on Monday. Speculate and include relevant links in the comment thread.

I would guess that it would be more likely to be something about Mitt Romney, only because the research behind this alleged scandal took place while McCain was languishing in the polls. Romney has been expected to be the man to beat all along. But that’s just a guess. It could just be someone trying to sell a book.

Some speculation is that this is about the “anti-Mormon” push polling and that perhaps that the Romney campaign itself was behind it, an allegation that Team Romney vigorously denied. If you recall, the push poll was apparently critical of Romney, but friendly to McCain. Was it a dirty trick to make McCain look bad? Who knows?

We shall find out what this is all about on Monday, if not before. Speculations? Predictions? You know what to do.

– Psycheout