Hilldog Vows To Obliterate Iran

Although she is a serial liar like her philandering husband, at least she seems to have a firm grasp on foreign policy in the abstract. But would she have the balls to follow through or would she get all weepy like she did in New Hampshire? Well here’s the quote:

“I want the Iranians to know that if I’m the president we will attack Iran,” Clinton said.

And she elaborated further, adding that “we would be able to totally obliterate them.” Her campaign also put out an ad that included her pal, Osama bin Laden, stating “if you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.”

I might add, if you can take the heat, ma’am, then, with all due respect (none), bake me some cookies. I don’t think someone with the mood swings and hormonal instability that an obvious barking mad moonbat loon like Hillary has belongs in the Ovum Office. The office goes to someone based on merit, not gender or skin color. The Democrat party still hasn’t figured that out.

But at least she who must not be named has the right idea about Iran. Too bad for her McCain already beat her to it with his “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran” song.

The Clintons become more irrelevant every day. But if she somehow worms her way back into the White House, we can all pray that she has the courage to say “I’ve just signed legislation outlawing Iran forever. The bombing begins in 5 minutes.”

Meanwhile Barry Osama sobs, “Why can’t I just eat my waffle?” He further elaborated under his breath, “Leggo my Eggo.” Note to the crybaby: real Americans eat pancakes, not waffles, you elitist snob.

Democraps: can’t live with them, can live without them. Useless, the whole rancid, festering nest of them.

What say you?

Hat Tip: Hot Air.

– Psycheout

File This One Under, “Who Cares?”

Still recuperating, but I just saw this:

The Democratic presidential race has tightened even more, with Hillary Clinton gaining an edge over Barack Obama among Democratic voters, according to a new Gallup poll.

The March 14-18 national survey of 1,209 Democratic and Democratic-leaning voters gave Clinton lead of 49 percent to 42 percent over Obama. The poll has an error margin of 3 percentage points.

So, amongst traitors that hate America, the traitors who like the black Muslim who attends sermons by a race-baiter are being edged out by the traitors who like the gay woman whose Vince Foster-murdering, Communist husband fornicated with a harlot in the Oval Office when he wasn’t abetting Osama Bin Laden or wrecking the US economy. Booor-ing!

The less said about those RINO McCainiacs, the better. He makes Communism look good, that phony.

On the other hand, real Americans are divided between praying for the Rapture to take them now, and rolling up their sleeves to continue to do God’s will here on Earth. Real Americans know that the only true candidate, Sam Brownback, will win in 2008. All we have to do is put God in our hearts, and Sam Brownback’s name on our write-in ballot slots. The Lord will watch out for his flock; He Is the Good Shepherd Who will not allow harm to befall them.

Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, so long as God and His Anointed Christian Patriot acolytes are there to guide me. Amen! HIS WILL BE DONE!

So, Huckabee’s Out. Now What?

In a sad moment for American political history, Mike Huckabee has bowed out.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee bowed to “the inevitable” and dropped out of the Republican presidential race Tuesday night after an improbable run for a politician little known beyond his home state a year ago.

Huckabee announced he was giving up his bid for the White House after John McCain swept Tuesday’s contests in Texas, Ohio, Vermont and Rhode Island, giving the Arizona senator the delegates needed to claim the party’s nomination in September.

“It’s been a heckuva run,” he said.

Huckabee urged his supporters to back McCain in November and said he has no “Plan B” for his political career.

The last true Republican has left the race. The GOP nominee will now be a RINO who opposes free speech and embraces bigoted Catholic-bashers. The RINOs have won the Party, and I strongly urge all Christians to leave the building.

In a way, this is a positive development. Huckabee was the last obstacle to the Brownback write-in campaign. My faith is too strong to allow me to believe that God hates America this much. As far as I can tell, He wants to test our resolve and our piety. We have a clear choice this November: vote for a Satanist Communist Islamist (be it Billary or Hussein Osama), vote for a Socialist RINO with Know-Nothing 19th-century Nativist leanings (McCain), or write-in a candidate. That candidate will be Brownback, and his victory will shake this hypocritical Babylon to its foundations. God has not yet forsaken His faithful. That is a promise, America. That is a promise.

Go, and pray for what comes. We face a challenging time of darkness before the light shall again shine down upon us.

Vote for America! Vote for Brownback!

Coulter: America Deserves to be Run By Moonbats

Ann Coulter has a point, here. If the Democrats win, the American people will flock to the Party of God. As it is, 8 years of moral, sensible government have made the American people complacent, and ripe for the lies and distortions of a deviant candidate like Hitlery.

As usual, Coulter’s one of the smarter analysts out there. (I do wish she’d strap her chest down, but otherwise I also find her a very moral, and very alluring, woman.) Where I tend to disagree with her is her failure to endorse Brownback. I’m not sure America can stand 4 years of Hitlery, even if it’s followed by another 2 decades of Republican dominance. We’re still languishing under a recession caused by Bill Clinton; do we really want a Hitlery recession added onto that? We’ll be in the Great Depression in no time if we keep letting Democrats rule us.

I agree with Coulter about one thing, though: maybe America deserves to be run by Democrats. If we can’t elect God’s candidate, then Hell’s choice is our substitution.

America Breathes a Collective Sigh of Relief

The prospect of an Edwards Presidency is now gone for good:

Former Sen. John Edwards of North Carolina is dropping out of the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, two sources inside his campaign said Wednesday.

Edwards has told top advisers about his decision. It is expected he will announce it in a speech at 1 p.m. ET Wednesday in New Orleans, Louisiana.

An Edwards aide said the candidate was not getting the media attention he needed to get his message out and win delegates, especially with races coming up in 22 states next Tuesday.

Sayonara, Breck Girl. Spend more time with your hair stylists, and less time perusing the Communist Manifesto for campaign ideas.

Anything else I could say about this news would be fairly redundant. All right-thinking people are jumping for joy over this one.

Update (by Psycheout): Giuliani is also expected to drop out today and, like Sam Brownback, endorse McCain.

Open Political Thread

If Huckabee fails to achieve the nomination, is it because God hates America and wants to punish us, or is it merely that He wants our write-in campaign for President Brownback to continue as planned? Discuss.

I, for one, am ardently praying it’s the latter. It chills my bones to think it’s the former. If Hillary Clinton wins the Presidency, decent Americans may find themselves forced to emigrate to Iraq. It’s the most free country besides us that I can think of, right now. And God help us all if that sinister harlot gains the powers of Fascist tranny.

Adios, Fred

Fred Thompson’s campaign has gone the way of Goliath:

Republican Fred Thompson, the actor-politician who attracted more attention as a potential presidential candidate than as a real one, quit the race for the White House on Tuesday after a string of poor finishes in early primary and caucus states.

“Today, I have withdrawn my candidacy for president of the United States. I hope that my country and my party have benefited from our having made this effort,” the former Tennessee senator said in a brief statement.

Thompson’s fate was sealed last Saturday in the South Carolina primary, when he finished third in a state that he had said he needed to win.

One less contender for the GOP. One less RINO in the way of the Huckabee/Brownback Presidency.

And as an added benefit, I never have to hear another word about that shameless harlot, Jeri Thompson. Her sluttish strumpetry threatened to derail our nation itself. God has mercifully placed her out of the public concern henceforth.

Cross-Posting Announcement

I have decided to begin cross-posting my posts at both Blogs 4 Brownback and Blogs 4 Huckabee. This way, I can show my support for Huckabee on a website dedicated to his nomination and election, while giving Blogs 4 Brownback readers their traditional fix of the Divinely-revealed Truth which God has chosen to show me. Both candidates will benefit from my analysis and experience, and the liberals will find themselves outflanked, outgunned, outmanned, and confounded, as they are hounded by my onslaughts at every turn.

Show your support for God, America! Vote Huckabee! Huckabee will keep America Christian, and see to it that Brownback is our next President!

Huckabee on Leno, Part II

Part II of the interview. Huckabee makes some more excellent points, particularly about the fair tax. The fair tax seems like the greatest idea since supply side economics, and it deserves a shot.

Huckabee on Leno, Part I

I love Leno! This is a great video. Huckabee does an excellent job carrying his message to the people. The story about the guitar is especially poignant. Kudos to him for bringing victory to the American people. And kudos to Leno for crossing the SAG picket line to bring the American people this broadcast. SAG is an evil organization, founded and staffed by degenerate moonbat Communists, dedicated to the proposition that America should be ruled by France.

Happy New Year!

The year of destiny is finally at hand. The year when the Republicans finally destroy the Democrat Party once and for all, and make this nation whole and Christian again. President Huckabee, and Vice President Brownback, will see to it that every liberal in America pays for his crimes by this time 2009.

Savor your iniquities while you can still enjoy them, moonbats. The time is at hand when God shall requite you for them.

As for tonight, I implore you to remember that drunkenness and fornication are mortal sins. When compounded with the leftist tendencies so many of you already display, you will be lucky if you don’t find yourselves snatched bodily down through the gates of Hell in the very midst of your insensate orgying tonight.

I will pray for you all. God bless you, and God bless America.

Special Announcement

I had a mind-shattering epiphany last night, a nightmare vision that I have to share with you all. I find that I can no longer, in good conscience, support Senator Brownback directly in his campaign for the Presidency. Instead, I feel compelled to endorse Michael Huckabee, the candidate who will “tack” Brownback into office.

Last night, I was praying in the closet (as usual). I prayed to the Lord for a Brownback victory, and that President Brownback be given the power to smite the enemies of God. Suddenly, it seemed to me that a yawning abyss opened before me. Within, I saw a nightmare city I can’t describe, and don’t want to.

Unutterable dark emanations of unspeakable horrors that cannot be named, cannot be grasped by the rational minds of Children of God loomed before me. These witch-lights showed a scene of utmost depravity, of inconceivable blasphemy. Women and children cavorted with dogs, goats, donkeys, and men of all tribes, religions, and deviancies. Drug dealers ran open-air forums, even injecting passing policemen with their sinful wares with complete impunity. Churches were draped in gasoline-soaked American flags, then set afire. Terrorists roamed the streets in jeeps, shooting anyone who wore a crucifix or made the Sign of the Cross. The Democrat Party had a special torture center for Americans who dared to vote their conscience, which they let Al Qaeda run for them.

It was horrible. As I stared down into this unimaginable den of iniquity and abomination, I felt my mind beginning to cross over the threshold into madness. Then an angel came to save me. A sudden fluttering of light, the abundance of feathers, and lovely morningsongs from Heaven pulled me back from the brink. I looked up, and found myself staring into the face of the harbinger of Ultimate Beauty.

“Sisyphus, I am a messenger from God,” he said. “This horrifying thing you see before you is the city of San Francisco, in the year 2011, should the Democrats win the election. What is worse, the leftards will use the thought-control technology they’ve been quietly perfecting for the last 50 years to beam this filth from the sin-centers of San Francisco and Manhattan directly into the minds of young people from Iowa, Kansas, and the other wholesome parts of the country. God has sent me to tell you that this cannot be allowed to happen. He has offered the crown to Senator Brownback, but like Saul before him, Brownback has proven unworthy of it. Therefore, as He did with David, God has anointed Huckabee to be His chosen king on Earth. You, His faithful servant, must obey His edicts.”

Then the angel disappeared, the Hellish vista vanished, and I found myself screaming and crying in my closet.

I feel I cannot, in good conscience, show a stiff neck to Heaven. I must alter my endorsement, switching it to Governor Huckabee. My hope is that this move will cause Brownback to relent, to reenter the race and allow God to grant him victory. God may yet be clement. God is merciful, and we must all pray that Brownback will cease to anger Him. I also harbor a secret hope that President Huckabee will appoint Brownback his Vice President in a move to allay Catholics, then find himself forced to step down while in office. God may yet secure the Presidency for Brownback in such a fashion.

Those are my secret hopes. But one cannot go against the Will of God. Therefore, I am changing my endorsement to Michael Huckabee. A good man, who will make a great President. And if Brownback can’t take over, maybe God can at least see to it that Huckabee converts to Catholicism himself before 2016. One can always pray for the best for one’s friends and allies.

Giuliani: No Leg To Stand on

It speaks for itself:

A Word About the RINO Rumors

Right now, RINOs, Helioleftists, and various other atheist moonbat treefrog America-haters are spreading rumors that Brownback is withdrawing from the GOP race today. I have one thing to say to these people- So what?

The GOP in its current form has become infected with people like Giuliani, who’d rather talk to his latest harlot on the telephone than talk to a roomful of veterans; McCain, whose only contribution to this campaign has been sucking airtime away from valid candidates; Romney, who wears magical underpants and worships a phony deity masqueraded as Our Lord; and Huckabee, who talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk. Brownback is better off as a write-in candidate, if it comes to that, than he is competing for the nomination with this assortment of closeted Democrats and flagrant heathens.

It is saddening, of course, that many patriotic Americans may sin by voting for the GOP nominee over Senator Brownback in a write-in campaign. One may still hold out a glimmer of hope that it doesn’t come down to that. However, one must also abide by the Edicts of God. If God decides to test America’s faith by having Brownback win a write-in campaign rather than as a regular Republican nominee, let us praise the Will of God.

A write-in campaign victory would be unheard-of in the annals of American politics. It would be nothing short of miraculous. 50% of America’s atheists would convert upon receipt of the news, saving their souls; the other 50% would commit suicide or flee to New Zealand, thereby damning themselves and everyone foolish enough to listen to them in future.

Yes, the more I think about it, the more it seems to me that having Brownback drop out of the Republican race for President is the greatest victory God could give the man, and the nation. It will make us all savor the sweetness of his 2008 write-in victory that much more.

We here at Blogs 4 Brownback will, of course, stand behind the Senator, no matter what happens today or in future. If the GOP rejects Brownback, they shall cast themselves into the Lake of Fire right alongside the Democrats. Brownback is for all true Americans, not RINOs or liberals or secularists of any stripe or persuasion.

God bless America. Let us all continue to pray for Brownback’s eventual victory, and let us all work hand in hand to see that the blessed work of God comes to pass.

UPDATE: The Book of Judges, Chapter 7:

^“1THEN JERUBBAAL, that is, Gideon, and all the people who were with him rose early and encamped beside the spring of Harod; and the camp of Midian was north of them by the hill of Moreh in the valley.

²The Lord said to Gideon, The people who are with you are too many for Me to give the Midianites into their hands, lest Israel boast about themselves against Me, saying, My own hand has delivered me.

³So now proclaim in the ears of the men, saying, Whoever is fearful and trembling, let him turn back and depart from Mount Gilead. And 22,000 of the men returned, but 10,000 remained.

⁴And the Lord said to Gideon, The men are still too many; bring them down to the water, and I will test them for you there. And he of whom I say to you, This man shall go with you, shall go with you; and he of whom I say to you, This man shall not go with you, shall not go.

⁵So he brought the men down to the water, and the Lord said to Gideon, Everyone who laps up the water with his tongue as a dog laps it, you shall set by himself, likewise everyone who bows down on his knees to drink.

⁶And the number of those who lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, was 300 men, but all the rest of the people bowed down upon their knees to drink water.

⁷And the Lord said to Gideon, With the 300 men who lapped I will deliver you, and give the Midianites into your hand. Let all the others return every man to his home.

⁸So the people took provisions and their trumpets in their hands, and he sent all the rest of Israel every man to his home and retained those 300 men. And the host of Midian was below him in the valley.

⁹That same night the Lord said to Gideon, Arise, go down against their camp, for I have given it into your hand.

¹⁰But if you fear to go down, go with Purah your servant down to the camp

¹¹And you shall hear what they say, and afterward your hands shall be strengthened to go down against the camp. Then he went down with Purah his servant to the outposts of the camp of the armed men.

¹²And the Midianites and the Amalekites and all the sons of the east lay along the valley like locusts for multitude; and their camels were without number, as the sand on the seashore for multitude.

¹³When Gideon arrived, behold, a man was telling a dream to his comrade. And he said, Behold, I dreamed a dream, and behold, a cake of ^[a]barley bread tumbled into the camp of Midian and came to the tent and struck it so that it fell, and turned it upside down so that the tent lay flat.

¹⁴And his comrade replied, This is nothing else but the sword of Gideon son of Joash, a man of Israel. Into his hand God has given Midian and all the host.

¹⁵When Gideon heard the telling of the dream and its interpretation, he worshiped and returned to the camp of Israel and said, Arise, for the Lord has given into your hand the host of Midian.

¹⁶And he divided the 300 men into three companies, and he put into the hands of all of them trumpets and empty pitchers, with torches inside the pitchers.

¹⁷And he said to them, Look at me, then do likewise. When I come to the edge of their camp, do as I do.

¹⁸When I blow the trumpet, I and all who are with me, then you blow the trumpets also on every side of all the camp and shout, For the Lord and for Gideon!

¹⁹So Gideon and the 100 men who were with him came to the outskirts of the camp at the beginning of the middle watch, when the guards had just been changed, and they blew the trumpets and smashed the pitchers that were in their hands.

²⁰And the three companies blew the trumpets and shattered the pitchers, holding the torches in their left hands, and in their right hands the trumpets to blow [leaving no chance to use swords], and they cried, The sword for the Lord and Gideon!

²¹They stood every man in his place round about the camp, and all the [Midianite] army ran–they cried out and fled.

²²When [Gideon's men] blew the 300 trumpets, the Lord set every [Midianite's] sword against his comrade and against all the army, and the army fled as far as Beth-shittah toward Zererah, as far as the border of Abel-meholah by Tabbath.

²³And the men of Israel were called together out of Naphtali and Asher and all Manasseh, and they pursued Midian.

²⁴And Gideon sent messengers throughout all the hill country of Ephraim, saying, Come down against the Midianites and take all the intervening fords as far as Beth-barah and also the Jordan. So all the men of Ephraim were gathered together and took all the fords as far as Beth-barah and also the Jordan.

²⁵And [the men of Ephraim] took the two princes of Midian, Oreb and Zeeb, and they slew Oreb at the rock of Oreb, and Zeeb they slew at the winepress of Zeeb, and pursued Midian; and they brought the heads of Oreb and Zeeb to Gideon beyond the Jordan.”

So shall the victory of Brownback confirm God’s Infinite Love for These United States.

RINOs Rachet Up Pressure on Brownback

Is the Republican Party destined to become a RINO-only club? It will be if GOP insiders have their way. There is pressure behind the scenes to force Sam Brownback out of the race. If he were forced out, the GOP is all but finished. Here’s the story being floated in the MSM, with the theoretical headline Brownback to withdraw from GOP race.

Republican Sen. Sam Brownback, the Kansas conservative who struggled to raise money and gain recognition in the 2008 presidential campaign, will drop out on Friday, people close to him said Thursday.

“People close to him,” eh? Just close enough to stick a knife in his back.

Money was a main reason for his decision, said one person close to Brownback who requested anonymity because the candidate had not yet announced his plans. Brownback is expected announce his withdrawal in Topeka, Kan.

How cowardly of this anonymous source. Rather than reporting the story, the media is making the story. They’re so scared of Senator Brownback that they are anxious to force him out. An unnamed person or persons are deliberately sabotaging Brownback’s campaign. Is this what the press has come to?

It’s widely anticipated Brownback will run for Kansas governor in 2010, when his term — his second — expires. He had promised in his first Senate campaign to serve no more than two terms.

“He also mentioned he is really looking forward to spending more time in Kansas,” the person said.

So what has changed? Is someone blackmailing Senator Brownback, or is this simply a made up story being used to force Sam Brownback out of the race? Time will tell.

Rest assured that B4B will continue covering the race and relevant social issues as the campaign goes on, no matter what “anonymous sources” allege.

If this story turns out to be true, it is a sad day for conservatism and a sad day for America. But don’t believe a word of it until you hear it from the Senator himself. I find it hard to believe that Senator Brownback would abandon us to the RINOs without a very compelling reason. We shall see.

Update: Michelle Malkin gloats. Let go of your hate, Michelle.

Update 2: Malkin sockpuppet Hot Air gloats too.  Surprise, surprise!

– Psycheout